Under the covers. It has long been the beginning of passion, and the spring breeze is rippling.

"Sister Liu, I, am I a man?"

"Stupid, only half a man."

"Half a man?"

"Hee...... At such times, a man has to be bad, very bad, very bad, to be a real man. ”

"I, am I not bad?"

"It's like you, clumsy, a piece of wood, just rampage, not looking in the direction of the target."

"I have a theory."

"Hee...... In reality, theory is not linked to practice, theory is just a piece of broken paper, and the whitest is useless. ”

"Oh...... I'm a piece of torn paper. ”

"No, you're a good piece of paper."

"Sister Liu, teach me, teach me how to be a man, let me be a real man."

"Hmm...... Taught you, you will become worse and become the worst and worst man in the whole shijie. ”

"Hehe, just look at it and don't do it, it's out of reality, you don't need to see it, you don't see it in vain, the master leads it into the door, and the practice is in yourself."

"Hee-hee...... Then you have to worship me as a teacher. ”

"The master is above, and he is worshiped by the apprentice."

"Hee-hee, good boy, how do you want me to teach you?"

"Hey, hey, hey, I'm an apprentice, you're a master, how you teach, I'll learn."

The quilt rolled for a while, and then there was silence.

"This apprentice." Liu Qingqing was immersed in the excitement that he had not seen for a long time, and finally said in a low voice, "Hold your master tight, kiss your master." ”

Kiss, about the meaning of this word, the apprentice has already studied it in the dictionary hundreds of times, he hatefully thought, this ancient man is really not authentic, obviously want to use the mouth, but add a don't next to the mouth, fucking mistaken children.

The apprentice who got the instruction trembled and leaned into the hot face of the master, and pretended to be clumsy and pasted it.

The apprentice was too stupid, and the master threw away the flattery of hating iron and steel, took the initiative to attack, demonstrated in person, and began the enlightenment education of the first lesson.

It turned out that a woman's kiss could release and transmit huge heat, and the apprentice, who was encouraged, involuntarily launched a passionate response.

The patient master taught meticulously for more than ten minutes, and almost every inch of the apprentice's body was demonstrated, and then, she put her hands around the student's shoulders, her pretty face was bright red, and she said in a coquettish voice: "This apprentice, this is the first lesson, it is an introductory education." ”

Xiang Tianliang smiled mischievously, "Master Xiexie, master, your old man is very good at his mouth." ”

"Is the master old, don't call the old man."

"Not old, not old, the master is seventeen or eighteen this year, and at first glance it is a small tender flower." This apprentice is numb enough.

The master squinted, the jade hand held the gun, and the two small hills fluctuated sharply, "This apprentice, have you understood the first lesson?" ”

"Hehe, practice brings true knowledge, master, apprentice wants to review and review, is it okay?" The apprentice asked politely.

The master closed his eyes, pulled the apprentice to himself, and murmured, "This apprentice, if you don't work hard, don't think about passing." ”

Again and again, with the encouragement and cooperation of the master, 50 points, fail, 60 points...... Strict master, diligent apprentice, finally, in exchange for the master's coquettish announcement: "This apprentice is excellent in the first lesson and has passed the ......"

"Master, how many lessons do you have?" The apprentice showed a strong body that he had cultivated since he was a child, and asked proudly, "The apprentice has always been studious, and please rest assured that the master will teach." ”

The master was charming, his eyes were seductive, his tone was seductive, his voice was sultry, and he said coquettishly: "This apprentice, listen carefully." ”

Taking a breath, the master took his apprentice's hand and temporarily suppressed the rapid movement of the two volcanoes.

"Lesson 2, Human Body Sketching; Lesson 3, Close Contact; Lesson 4: Conquering the Mountains; Lesson 5, Jungle Exploration; Lesson 6, Investigation and Research; Lesson 7, actual combat drills; Chapter 8, In-depth Improvement. ”

"Hehe, it's too troublesome, it's too troublesome, master, apprentice, I'm smart and self-taught, my second lesson to the sixth lesson, I think it's temporarily waived, and the apprentice will preview your seventh lesson."

With a low roar, without waiting for the master to answer, the confused and enthusiastic apprentice tore off the quilt on the master's body, like a hungry wolf, and pounced fiercely.

The master was paralyzed under his apprentice, and had already become a meek lamb to the slaughter, and the feeling of happiness was called pain, and he was happy.

After a while, the apprentice said apologetically, "I'm sorry, master. ”

"If you want to hurry, you can't reach it, the first time you meet the door and don't enter, this time you enter the door and enter randomly." The master's hand roamed over the apprentice's body, and he muttered in his mouth.

"Ask the master to give the apprentice a second chance to prepare." The apprentice said with a look of disbelief.

The master stroked the student's unyielding weapon, and ordered in a coquettish voice: "It's only three things, and it's no longer good to be successful, not to fail." ”

The apprentice gave the order, and this battle was finally won in the cheers of the master.

With his weak jade hand, gently wiping the sweat on the apprentice's face, the master said softly: "This apprentice, xiexie you, are making such rapid progress, and the master has started to be a woman again." ”

The apprentice's wicked smile was a little proud: "Master, has this seventh lesson been passed?" ”

The master wiped the apprentice's still smoking weapon, and chuckled with satisfaction: "Roughly passed, the details need to be worked out." ”

"Pretty high-rated?"

"The road is long, please go up and down."

"Please make it clear to the master, what should the apprentice do now?"

The apprentice is humble enough and sincere enough, and having such an apprentice is the happiness of being a master.

"Beware of arrogance and rashness, and make persistent efforts."

The unfinished master was obviously giving orders and casting encouraging glances at the apprentice.

"Master, give some sunshine and let the apprentice shine."

The master smiled, sent a seductive kiss, threw his eyes away, and ordered in a coquettish voice: "This apprentice, take advantage of the victory to pursue, move forward bravely, and if you don't reach your goal, you are not allowed to withdraw your troops." ”

It's another new charge.

This is a real battle, tragic, magnificent, reverberating, and magnificent.

The victorious side is high-spirited, brave and mighty, and has achieved fruitful results.

The losing side, broken armor, fled in the wilderness, and the water flowed like a river.

……

At noon on the first day of the Lunar New Year, Xiang Tianliang actually returned the cat in the bed, if it weren't for Liu Qingqing's daughter Liu Jingjing's old trick and pinching his nose with her hand, he would probably still be roaming in sleep.

It's not easy to be a man, and it's even harder to be a new man.

Watching a play in the first half of the night is also tiring to watch a play, and doing a play in the second half of the night is even more tiring.

"I said Xiao Jingjing, let's not pinch our noses in the future, okay?"

"Giggle...... My mom said, you can sleep lazily in the future, let me clamp you with a tap. ”

Xiang Tianliang couldn't help touching his nose, and stretched out his hand to pinch Liu Jingjing's little face, this little girl looks more and more like her mother.

"Uncle Xiang."

"Oh, what's the matter?"

"You're sleeping in my mother's bed?"

Dizzy, Xiang Tianliang froze, he thought that Liu Jingjing was asking him for New Year's money, Qinghe's customs, Chinese New Year's Eve to give the child New Year's money, New Year, the first to fifteenth, the child only needs to give the elders a salute, called the New Year, the elders are to give the New Year's money.

"Xiao Jingjing, this and this...... Here's the thing, when I sent your mother back last night, it was too late, and your mother deadlifted me to live here, but your grandparents' house didn't have extra room, so, so ......"

So I didn't go down, and Xiang Tianliang froze there awkwardly.

"Uncle Xiang, you are not allowed to bully my mother in the future, and in the future, you are not allowed to sleep in my mother's room."

Liu Jingjing hung her head, her little face was red, and she ran out after speaking.

Xiang Tianliang is embarrassed, this little girl, she is a big ghost, she knows everything.

Liu Qingqing walked in, his face was ruddy, and he smiled with his eyebrows, but unfortunately his walking posture was a little different from usual.

"Sister, sister, this girl ...... her"

"Besides, it's all you, she was so crazy last night, she slept next door, can you not be woken up?"

Liu Qingqing's face was coquettish, his expression was rich, but there was no lifeless element, Xiang Tianliang could see it clearly, and he was relieved.

"Hehe, isn't this also your encouragement, master, I seem to remember, you keep shouting 'I still want' and 'I still want', master, your cry is at least ten times higher than mine, right?"

"Villain, ...... said" Liu Qingqing blushed in shame, and a pair of pink fists slammed through the quilt.

Xiang Tianliang's hand was very dishonest, and he took advantage of Liu Qingqing to sit on the edge of the bed and make a bad deal on her.

"Scoundrel, you're not enough."

After all, Liu Qingqing has no intention of evading.

"Hehe, this thing is like eating crow's teeth, and you can't quit if you eat it."

"Tianliang, is my sister a bad woman?"

"Yes and no." Xiang Tianliang smiled.

"Alas, my sister is a bad woman, and she taught you badly."

Xiang Tianliang hugged Liu Qingqing, kissed her cheek and said: "Sister, you are so bad, don't you all say that bad women can make bad men worse, if you are not bad, I will not be worse, if I am not worse, how can I become a real man?" ”

"Hmm...... Sister swears that she will only be a bad woman at dawn forever and ever. ”

"Don't you regret it?"

"No repentance."

Xiang Tianliang smiled evilly: "But, but I can't make this oath." ”

Liu Qingqing stretched out his hand to cover Xiang Tianliang's mouth, and hurriedly said, "Don't swear, sister doesn't expect someone to possess you." ”

"Really?"

"Hmm...... You big villain, if I am pestered by you every day, I will have to be killed by you and by you. Liu Qingqing's face turned red again.

"Hehe, I'm so powerful...... So, then I'll go to Sister Yajuan? ”

Liu Qingqing sighed, "You didn't mention Sister Yajuan, I almost forgot, you get up quickly, she came to call you." ”

"Oh, didn't she say anything?" Xiang Tianliang was stunned, could it be that last night's play was leaked, and he said okay, he lived in Liu's house on the first day of the new year, and went to her house on the second and third days of the new year.

Liu Qingqing shook her head and said, "She didn't say it on the phone, but she could hear that it must be something important." ”

Saying that, Liu Qingqing took the big brother, turned on the phone, and handed it to Xiang Tianliang.

"Sister, I promised you that I won't go anywhere today, and I'll stay at home with you."

Liu Qingqing was moved in his heart, but he still picked up the big brother and dialed it out, a woman delaying a man's affairs for the sake of personal affairs will make a man look down on him.

Sure enough, something happened, on the phone, the first thing Li Yajuan said was:

"Xiao Xiang, something happened."