The wife of scrap iron likes to read ghost stories, and sometimes tells them to scrap iron.

One of the stories was passed down from before liberation, from Grandma's grandmother to her father, and then to her...... The name is ...... "The Story of the Big Rabbit"......

This is a rather speechless story title, destroying the atmosphere index of 600%, I thought to myself, although the name of the story is very stupid, but maybe it is actually very scary? Thinking about it, I calmed down and listened to my wife.

The following content is transferred from my wife's dictation, the degree of reduction is 99%, when you read it, remember to make up the children's voice (the children's voice is the adjective closest to my wife's voice) Once upon a time, there was an old farmer who went to the market, he brought his little donkey back to the market, and the little donkey also took the grain he bought back from the market, there were buds and potatoes or something.

By this time it was already dark, and he suddenly saw a ...... on the side of the road Big bunny! Scrap Iron: How big is this rabbit? Big like a dog?

Wife: Bigger than people.

Scrap Iron: Wow, bigger than a man?

Wife: More than **! Don't make noise, keep listening!

The big rabbit was worshipping the moon (presumably absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, the essence of the sun and the moon), and the rabbit said, "Haha, today happens to be the one thousand years of my practice...... It's still a hundred years, I forgot, (note: it's my wife who forgot, not the rabbit forgot) Anyway, the rabbit saw a person passing by, so he said: "Hehe~"

The old peasant stared at the rabbit strangely, and the rabbit crossed his waist and dragged in a long voice and asked, "Old man, do you think I look like a man or a god?" ”

The old farmer said, "You're a big rabbit!" Hahahahaha, just a big rabbit! ”

The big rabbit was very angry and said, "Wow, what a disappointment!" I'm going to ruin your family! ”

The old peasant did not take it seriously, but turned around and left, but halfway through the way, his little donkey died, and when he returned home, he found that all the members of his family were dead. The old farmer said, "Wow! It turned out to be true! I must take revenge! ”

So he worshipped a hunter as a teacher, learned how to play muskets, and then searched for many years, and finally caught up with the big rabbit.

(The wife said: There seems to be a story on the way to chase the rabbit, but it is lost, if everyone knows this story, it will be complete if you can complete this paragraph~) It is said that the big rabbit saw the old farmer chasing after him with a musket, and he did not panic at all, he became an old lady, in order to scare the old farmer, he also took off his head and put it on his knees to comb his hair.

The big rabbit shouted, "Hmph, do you dare to hit your aunt and grandmother?" ”

The old farmer pointed to the side and said, "Look over there—"

The big rabbit turned his head to look.

So the old farmer slammed it to death.

That's the end of the story......

Wife! This ghost story isn't scary at all, okay! The only thing I felt after listening to it was stupid, extremely stupid, extremely stupid!

It seems that the wife's natural stay must be inherited by the family!

The wife shook her finger unhurriedly and asked, "Do you know what this story tells you?" ”

"I'm rubbing, there is still a philosophy of life in the ghost story?"

"Of course, do you know what happened to the farmer in the story?"

"This ...... Shouldn't you tell the truth? ”

My wife patted the arm of the chair, as if to make me remember the following words: "No! It is not to offend women! ”

"Huh? No, wife, that's a big rabbit, not a woman! ”

"Cut, that's because you didn't listen carefully, didn't the big rabbit once say, 'Dare to hit your aunt'? So here's the truth: it's a female rabbit! ”

Scrap iron suddenly realized.

Wife: "What this story tells you is: you must never speak ill of a woman to your face!" Women hold grudges, and they will definitely take revenge on you! Got it? If you go out one day and have a big rabbit, you must say good things to her, otherwise when you get home, you will see me lying on the ground and not moving! How sad you would be if I didn't move! ”

The above is the educational significance of "The Story of the Big Rabbit".

Zuihou shouted again: Happy Tanabata Festival, everyone! Anyway, my friends and I are very happy! hahahahahaha！