When two policemen were on routine patrol, they saw a sedan vibrating incessantly, they walked over and knocked on the window and asked the people inside, "Do you know each other?" ”

The man inside replied, "Yes." ”

The policeman pointed to the woman and asked the man, "What's her name?" ”

The man said, "Water, water." ”

The policeman asked the woman again: "Do you know what his name is?" ”

The woman said, "His name is Wu Weiwen." ”

The police said, "Can I see your ID card?" ”

They took out their ID cards and handed them to the police, who looked at them and said, "Come with us." ”

When he arrived at the police station, the police asked the strange man: "Since you know her, why don't you know what her name is?" ”

"We met online and she's my best friend," the weirdo said. ”

The strange man briefly recounted the process of his acquaintance with Shui Shui, and when they came back from the mountains, the strange man said: "She sent me to the door of the house, and when she got out of the car, she asked me, when will we meet again?" I said I can't say it either, let's call us; She was a little reluctant, saying that she didn't know how long Lu Dao would live, and she was really afraid that she would never see me again, so she asked me: 'Can I hug you?' Her life has entered the countdown, the days have passed, she made such a request, I can't refuse, so I hugged her and made love with her for a while, really, we hugged her, didn't do anything with her. ”

The policeman sneered: "It seems that you are really a writer, and your ability to make up stories is still very strong. We're going to verify, you make up stories to tell us, and the most unlucky one is yourself, do you know the way? ”

The strange man said, "Go and check, I really didn't tell a lie." ”

The strange man knew that he was nothing, but it would be difficult for him to come in and get out, and someone had to pick him up before he could get out. The weirdo didn't want Spring to know about it. Just ask them to call Hu Yunong and ask him to pick him up.

Hu Yunong is a person who has seen the world, and he didn't take the strange husband seriously, he took the strange husband out and said: "Where do you say you flirt with well?" Do you want to play car shock and play yourself in? ”

The strange man said, "It's not what you think, nothing happened to us—"

Hu Yunong interrupted him and said: "Don't tell me about this, I don't care if you do anything or not, what I'm talking about is the result, you are in trouble." Fortunately, I came to pick you up, and I wanted to let your daughter-in-law know the truth, and a family was ruined again. ”

The strange man said, "Don't tell her about this, you have to keep it secret for me?" ”

Hu Yunong said: "I'll keep it secret for you, how are you going to thank me?" ”

The strange man asked, "Is it a thank you for inviting you to dinner?" ”

Hu Yunong patted the strange man on the shoulder and said, "I haven't eaten a meal from you when I'm so old, I'm very grateful if you have this sentence, let's go, let's go eat Malatang." It's been a long time since I've eaten this bite. ”

The strange man asked, "Don't you want to eat something good?" ”

"You don't need to invite you to eat well."

There was a spicy hot shop in front of them, and they walked in and asked for a lot of skewers, and they drank and ate them at the same time.

Hu Yunong said that he was not interested in the strange man's. I still couldn't help but ask him, "How did you meet?" ”

The strange man told Hu Yunong the story that Shui Shui told him, and Hu Yunong listened very seriously, but after listening to it, he said: "I didn't hear anything new in this story, what I have experienced is much more wonderful than her story." Why don't you listen to me? ”

The strange man said, "When did you say you were going to tell me?" I'd like to hear it, can you tell me a few things? ”

Hu Yunong said: "Do you want to listen to meat or vegetarian?" ”

The strange man said: "Meat and vegetables are paired with it." ”

Hu Yunong rinsed his throat and was about to tell his story. The phone rang suddenly, he glanced down at the display, and muttered: "It's the policeman again, I've picked you up, it's okay, why is he still calling me?" He pressed the answer button, "Hey", and before he could say a word, he handed the phone to the strange man: "Looking for you." ”

The strange man put his phone to his ear and asked, "Which one?" After asking this, his expression darkened: "Is it - which hospital is she in - I'll go over - "

When Hu Yunong saw the strange man standing up, he couldn't help asking, "Where are you going?" ”

The strange man said: "Shui Shui is sick again, they have sent her to the hospital, Shui Shui wants to see me, let me go." ”

Hu Yunong said: "Set up a set for you, I advise you not to go, this woman is not simple, more scheming than you, you can't solve the set if you get wet, you think a one-night stand is so fun, I advise you to stay away from her, and don't pay attention to her if you take off the condom easily." ”

The strange man took out a hundred yuan and put it on the table, and said, "I can't ignore it, I heard the policeman say that she has a terrible stomach ache, maybe this is the last time to see her, you eat slowly first, and I'll go." ”

When Hu Yunong saw the strange man running out, he also stood up, handed the hundred yuan to the waiter, and said, "No need to look for it." ”

When Hu Yunong came out, the strange man had already gotten into a taxi, and he beckoned to stop a taxi and asked the driver to follow the car in front of him.

Hu Yunong and the strange man in the car under their feet, he followed the strange man into the inpatient department, and when he arrived at the door of the ward, the strange man pushed the door and entered, but Hu Yunong was stopped by a policeman standing at the door.

Shui Shui was lying on the hospital bed when she heard the door knocking, and when she saw the strange man coming in, she got up and wanted to sit up, but the strange man held her down and said, "Don't get up, if you have anything to say, lie down and say it." ”

Shui Shui grabbed the strange man's hand and asked, "They didn't do anything to you, did they?" ”

The strange man rubbed her hand and said, "No, I was released at noon, and there is nothing to do." ”

Shui Shui smiled with satisfaction.

The strange man said: "I'm fine, you should be okay, why are the police still looking at you?" ”

Shui Shui said: "They are waiting for my sister, and they will leave when my sister comes." ”

The strange man said, "Your sister is coming?" Am I going to avoid it first? ”

Shui Shui grabbed his hand and said, "My stomach hurt so much just now, it hurts me to death, I may not be able to see the book you wrote for me-"

The strange man said, "Don't curse yourself, you'll be fine, just stay in the hospital for a few days." ”

Shui Shui said: "In the past, I was not afraid of death, and after I met you, I didn't know how to do it, I became afraid of death, I was afraid that I would never see you again, don't care if I am alive or dead, you must finish that book for me, please leave it to you." ”

The strange man said, "Don't say stupid things—"

"Sister, you're here."

The strange man turned around, saw a middle-aged woman walk in, hurriedly got up and gave her her seat, and said, "You talk, I'll go out to breathe, and I'll come back later." (To be continued......)