Chapter 00082 Pinch the Dog

As soon as I heard the old man say the price resolutely, I was curious, and looked at the dog carefully, but I really couldn't see what kind of expensive breed this dog was, and it was dirty and smelly, and I really couldn't see where it was worth so much money

"Let's go! You can't afford this dog! You can't raise it if you buy it! The old man kindly reminded Wang Mumu and said.

"Don't BB,, JB said I couldn't afford it!! I'm taking out a loan today, and I have to buy it for him! Drop it! "Wang Mumu has a stalk in his neck, and he has to commit two more.

“haha!”

The crowd of onlookers around was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed, looking at Wang Mumu like looking at Erb, they have never fucking heard of it, who took out a loan to buy a dog, Zhen Nima is the same.

"Brother Mu, this is a bit uncommitted!" The chicken intestines whispered.

"JB calves!! Old man, you dog, can you go up the tree? Wang Mumu asked with red eyes.

"Can't!" The old man still said succinctly.

"Can you kill an elephant??" Wang Mumu's thinking jumped, and he asked a question that was unrelated.

"No JB has tried, I don't know!" The old man said impatiently.

"Then there must be a reason why it's so expensive, right?" A strong man in the crowd asked.

"It can bite three strong men!" The old man said calmly.

"Uncle! Let's not brag B is still friends!! This dog can't get up in one breath, it's easy to suffocate to death, and it's still a strong man?? It's hard to do polio!! Wang Mumu glanced at the sick earth dog and said disdainfully.

"Believe it or not!" The old man stood up to Wang Mumu and looked down on his beloved dog, and suddenly said with some anger.

Wang Mumu stared at his ignorant eyes, blinked, glanced at the old man and the dog again, and then looked at the chicken intestines again, and then said lightly: "Brother chicken!" It's time for you to behave!! Go, the dog!! ”

Wang Mumu stabbed the chicken intestines cheaply, and prepared to send the chicken intestines, a dog-killing warrior

"I'm not going, I have no enmity with it, what am I going to do with him!" The chicken intestine said very reasonably, he meant that if the dog had a grudge against him, he wouldn't the dog for a while.

"What's the matter, don't you listen to what the eldest brother says?" Wang Mumu was not happy because his fans did not respond to his call.

"Mumu, hurry up and JB go, don't be ashamed!!" Lord Wei drank a fruity milk tea and kicked Wang Mumu from behind, meaning to let him leave quickly.

Is Wang Mumu a person who can listen to persuasion? Is he a normal person? Obviously not, it's okay if Lord Wei doesn't persuade him, but when he persuades Wang Mumu, he immediately becomes perverted.

Wang Mumu just wanted to speak, and suddenly felt Dudu move, and then he suddenly remembered, if the chicken intestines don't go, let Dudu go!

"Old man! Pinch it! Wang Mumu squinted his eyes and pointed at the earth dog, his left leg was on tiptoe, trembling, not ordinary.

"Don't pinch!! What about strangulation? The old man shook his head and said.

", strangle me to accompany you for money!!" Wang Mumu said brightly.

"I'm afraid your dog will be bitten to death!" The old man glanced at it, his body was snow-white, and he said disdainfully.

"JB is kidding, I'm going to get the dog bitten to death, I won't let you pay for it, okay?" Wang Mumu is crazy!

"Grass, don't JB pull the calf, Hong Xin should scold me when he comes back, hurry up!!" I watched the excitement for a while, but I didn't expect Wang Mumu, a fool, to let Dudu fight with the dog, this dog is Hong Xin's lifeblood, if he knows, he will have to chop me up.

"It's nothing to do with JB! Look at his dog, obviously he won't survive this year, Dudu can't lose!! Wang Mumu insisted.

In fact, I'm also idle and the egg hurts, because I haven't seen a pinch dog, so I want to see, I'm talking about the dog opposite, it's really old-fashioned, and the spirit is not good at all, as if it will burp at any time.

Forgive me for my wickedness

"Okay then!" I laboriously agreed.

"You're going to lose, give me 2,000 yuan!!" The old man was unwilling to gamble in vain, so he said something.

"Okay!! You're going to win! I can sleep with chicken intestines!! Wang Mumu said without hesitation.

"Really?? Brother Mu!! The chicken intestines suddenly became excited.

"Get out!" Wang Mumu was still angry that the chicken intestines didn't fight with the dog, so he turned the chicken intestines white.

When Wang Mumu heard that the old man agreed, he was immediately very excited, his ignorant eyes were scorching, and Mu Mumu loosened the dog's chain in a hurry, and then patted Dudu's ass and said, "Son, bite him!" Bite him!! ”

Dudu lay on the ground, looked at Wang Mumu with sleepy eyes, and then stretched out his tongue and ignored Wang Mumu.

"Go!!" Wang Mumu was anxious.

"Wang!!" Dudu bared his teeth and stared at Wang Mumu.

"I'm not letting you bite me!! Let you bite that dog! White paid you for dog food!! Wang Mumu felt a little embarrassed and scolded.

"Wang!!" Dudu began to wander around on the ground, ready to look for an opportunity to bite this cheap man who took advantage of him every day.

"You're a mutiny!! Traitors! Wang Mumu kicked Dudu.

"Wang!"

Wang Mumu puffed Dudu for a long time, but Dudu didn't pay attention to him, but he could only say to the anxious old man: "Let your dog do it first!" Our doodoo counterattack is our strength!! ”

"This dog is old, don't tease it, it doesn't like to move!" The old man said lightly.

"You mean to make it a little angry?" Wang Mumu's ignorant eyes were dripping and turning, not knowing what he was thinking.

"Yes!" The old man said succinctly.

"Holy shit! That's easy to do!! Wang Mumu let go of the dudu, then rummaged through his body, and then took out a tube of green liquid from his trouser pocket, which was written in Japanese characters, and I didn't open it clearly.

Wang Mumu stepped on his small clogs, took a big stride, bared his teeth and ran excitedly in front of the earth dog, and then touched the dog's hair.

The earth dog seemed to be asleep, he didn't open his eyes, and he didn't pay attention to Wang Mumu, Wang Mumu didn't care, he would rather open the lid of the green liquid, and then squeeze out a little bit of toothpaste.

That's when a classic scene emerged!!!

After Wang Mumu finished squeezing, he suddenly took the pipe and stabbed it at the ** of the earth dog, and then squeezed it hard, and the green liquid in the pipe was squeezed out half in an instant!!

"I'm *** forced!! This stupid B is holding mustard oil!! Lord Wei finally saw what was in Wang Mumu's hand.

"Whew!!!!!!!"

An earth-shattering roar came out of the mouth of the earth dog, and then his eyes opened in an instant, and a pair of cold and somewhat green eyes! swept towards the crowd, and then froze on Wang Mumu, who was stunned.