Volume 1 Chapter 42
"Children, shall we talk?" Xie Budong strode into the villa, ignoring the hanged ghost on the beam of the house who was aiming at him with a rope.
Before he came, he used a secret method to drive the yin spirits hidden everywhere to the hall of the villa, and watched him come over, but these yin spirits gathered in a circle around him.
One, two, three, four.... Eighteen, nineteen, there were nineteen yin spirits gathered in the living room on the first floor.
"I'm a new resident here, I'm about to move in, and I want to make a deal with you. ”
It's embarrassing that no one cares. The Yin Spirits stood in groups and looked at him like fools.
"Dad, I can't stand them ignoring you, you get out of the way and let me eat them!"
Behind Xie Budong's legs, Fugui poked out his head and grinned at these yin spirits.
"Go son, you talk about me going buy tofu first. ”
"Don't make a fuss.... I'm bragging. ”
"I said it's boring, I'm talking to you sincerely, if I can't communicate normally, I'll just use extraordinary means. "Xie Budong is also a little angry, the dead ghost is awesome, and the dead ghost can ignore my existence.
"Can you see us?" It was the hanged ghost holding the rope on the beam of the house who spoke, and it looked at Xie Budong with interest and said: "Little ghost, grandpa, I have been dead for more than 30 years and have not found a substitute, I don't care what your origin is, while I don't want to arrest you, get out of here." ”
"Don't blow you're hungry, aren't you? Xie Budong's face was full of disdain: "It's because you can't hook your soul during the day, otherwise, let's talk about it first, and let them both see if I'm unreasonable." ”
As he spoke, he took out a talisman seal from his pocket, which was the "Jiawu Yuqing Breaking Talisman" that had been exchanged a long time ago but had never had the opportunity to use it.
"You, you, you, are you a Taoist priest!?" The hanged ghost was shocked, wanting to run but afraid of the power of the talisman seal, hanging on the beam of the house and not daring to move.
The other spirits also looked terrified, and some of them had quietly retreated.
"I'm not a Taoist, but I'm more terrible than a Taoist, today I'm not here to destroy you, but to bring you a way to live, I'll ask, do you want to get out of this cage and reincarnate. ”
These dead souls are all people who have died, and there are even those who are trapped here as substitutes for the ghosts of the dead, and the people who die cannot be reincarnated, and they are also imprisoned in the city of vain death and tortured when they go to the underworld.
Now that they heard the hope of being reincarnated, those yin spirits all showed a look of longing.
"Why should I believe you. It was the man who had been killed and thrown into the well, and his voice was sharp and piercing, as if it was the feeling of scraping a blackboard with a knife, which made people shudder.
"Do I have to lie to you? If I want to make you scattered, it's just a wave of my hand, I just want as many as I want from that talisman just now, but I can't bear you to be tortured, if you don't believe it, you can leave now, and then I'll send you on your way when I'm done with them." ”
After a moment of silence, a childish voice said, "Uncle, you send us away, I don't want to be trapped here." ”
A little girl of five or six years old broke free from her mother's arms and ran in front of Xie Budong. "Uncle, our family has been trapped here for a long time, Dad said that we can only be reincarnated if we kill the owner, but I don't want Dad to kill people, although we are dead, but we were all human before, if you can send us away, I will give you the most beloved rag doll. ”
"Okay. Xie Budong hugged the little girl and said: "I know your family, died of gas poisoning, because it was killed by the soul of the dead, so it belongs to horizontal death, I will send you to reincarnation first, and then help you catch and kill your bad ghosts." ”
"Uncle, it's good that you send us to reincarnate, don't go to catch the bad ghosts, uncle. ”
"No, if that bad ghost is trying to catch a stand-in, it's understandable, but it's purely jealous of your family's happy life together and killing, this evil doesn't deserve to stay in the world, even if I let him go to hell. ”
"Uncle, will you promise me? The little girl hugged his neck and said coquettishly: "I heard my father tell a story that it is better to settle the wrongs than to settle them, and when is the time for retribution, since we are already dead, why bother with the previous things, since the bad ghost uncle will be punished when he goes to the underworld, you don't have to be difficult for him anymore." ”
There's something wrong with this kid, where can a child of her age say these words.
It's a pity that he doesn't know how to do arithmetic, otherwise he would have found that this child has a great chance with him in the future.
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"Stand in line and come one by one. At two o'clock in the morning, Xie Budong took the exchanged talisman and yin and yang pen, drawing circles on the ground of the courtyard, he found out when he inquired about the information of this villa, this was originally a natural feng shui dilemma, people died here can not get out of the scope of this house, and the ghost cha because of the special shield of feng shui, can not find the soul here.
There are not many such natural feng shui bureaus, but each one of them is a famous haunted house.
"One stroke breaks yin and yang, and one stroke paints the hills. Life and death are fate, and communication is impermanent. It's a good time to be nostalgic, how can you not be your hometown. Go to Quantai Road here, and don't break your intestines in the future. Do more good deeds when you are alive, and don't panic after death. Go forward and look at the road, and look back. The clouds break through the fog, the impermanence is in a hurry, please open the road to the underworld today, and the soul is quickly descended! Hurry like a law, open! open! open!"
With the three sounds, an ordinary person couldn't see that after the golden light circled around the villa three times, he rushed straight to the bull fight. At this time, if a master passes by, he will find that the feng shui pattern of the entire villa has been completely changed.
After a short time, two people dressed in the clothes of ancient officials walked out of thin air.
"Who is so bold as to dare to alarm the yin, and does not want to.... Hey, how do I go so many ghosts. ”
Today, this area is the ghost messenger Wang Daring and Li Careful on duty, because someone has said hello recently, and they will not accept people in the near future, so they two ghosts will easily sit there to drink and chat, who knows that they suddenly received a summons from Mr. Yin and Yang, and a Yin spirit asked the ghost to go to extradite.
Wang Daring is so angry, the current Mr. Yin and Yang doesn't understand the rules at all, in the past, the ghost had to be filed three days in advance to extradite the soul, and after explaining the location and the cause of death, the ghost chose to go at a time convenient for him, and Mr. also had to prepare three animal offerings, paper people, paper horses and other filial piety things.
Today, this Mr. Yin and Yang, not to mention whether there is anything to be honored, just the sudden summons made him very unhappy.
If there is a summons, it must be there, this is the iron law of the underworld, although reluctantly, Wang Daring and Li Jing still did not dare to disobey, and hurried to the target location.
"Lao Li, don't stop me for a while, I must take this yin child away together. ”
"Brother Wang, don't forget it, if the upper authorities know that you are messing around, I'm afraid you won't be able to eat and walk around. ”
"What are you afraid of, I'll take care of something, my second aunt is in the Shen Criminal Division to write and study ink for the judge, even if Bai Fan and the two see him, you have to be polite, I'm afraid of a hammer. ”
As the two ghosts spoke, they came out of the underworld, and when they looked up, they saw Xie Budong and a large number of dead souls.
"I'll go! one, two, three, four... Nineteen revenants, Lao Li, didn't you say that there have been no major accidents recently, have you been notified?"
"I didn't receive a notice, why is there so many old people all of a sudden, if they all die horizontally, it will be a big accident. Li was careful with cold sweat, this kind of bad incident happened in his jurisdiction, I am afraid that he will not have a good time after tracking it down.
"Inner child, come here. Seeing Xie Budong among the dead souls, Wang boldly shouted: "What's going on with these yin spirits, and which family are you a disciple, let your master get out and talk, I don't understand the rules at all." ”
What does this mean? Xie Budong is dealing with Yin Cha for the first time, or when he exchanged the Yin and Yang Pen, he learned a little about the knowledge of the underworld and the soul envoy, and he didn't know anything about the rules he said, and now he sees this passerby... No, it's Lu Guijia's arrogant attitude, and his heart is also unhappy.
"What's going on, these people died and didn't go to reincarnation, you just take them away and it's over, so much nonsense. ”
"I'll go. Wang Daring was a little confused. "Are you talking to me?"
"Nonsense, what else the hell is there besides you? Hurry up, don't talk nonsense, I have other things to do, don't waste time. ”
"!! boy, you've lived enough, do you know how much trouble you and your family and even your teacher have caused by saying these words?"
I couldn't believe what I heard, the first iron rule taught by Mr. Yin and Yang was that he must not disobey the will of the Yin, and he must not call the Yincha without authorization, and it is a big crime to contradict the Yincha.
In order to maintain the majesty of the underworld, every errand who goes out on business has the right to directly forcibly bring back the people and ghosts who are disrespectful to the underworld to be judged, and if they dare to resist, they can be killed on the spot.
And in the process of implementing this rule, it has subtly become a way to punish the whole family if Mr. Yin and Yang is disrespectful to the underworld, which is also a way to ensure the nobility of the underworld and warn the world not to do evil.
Today, Xie Budong, a half-Mr. Yin and Yang, dares to openly insult the yin, this matter is big.