[In order to commemorate the update of the 100th chapter, I decided to release a cute product to yo-yo~! 】

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In the silent office, there was the sound of intermittent keyboard tapping, and Noah, dressed in a crisp military uniform, leaned on a chair like a javelin, scratching his ears and cheeks and gritting his teeth to poke the report on the keyboard with his fingers.

A fire suddenly ignited in the depths of the A2 penalty area, although it was extinguished in time and did not cause any loss, but the fire was too monstrous, and the sentries outside the penalty area saw it, helplessly, the temporary training of the stinging tiger had to be made public, and Noah, who was the chief instructor of the training, had to give the most detailed report on the training accident, but she broke into the central grassland alone, even Qiao Gu could not write a report for her as a gunman.

Noah, who lacked literary literacy to the point of anger and resentment, could only rely on himself with red eyes, Cheng Guangming sat behind the desk, put down the documents in his hand, looked at Noah, who was crazy with his back, and sighed helplessly, "If you scratch it again, you will become bald." ”

Noah froze, turned his head with teary eyes, and choked with tears in his grievances, "Baba~~~~!" ”

Cheng Guangming stroked his forehead, "It's useless to call it baba, who asked you to set fire to it in the forest." ”

Noah was even more aggrieved, and the fire was not put by her, it was obvious that Qiao Gu's bastard's blood was too impure, and the ignition point was so low, huh~~!

Although Noah is a little willful and savage, his brain is not stupid at all, and he knows that Shenma can say that Shenma can't say it, and because of this, her report is more difficult to write, Comrade Noah said. The elves are honest and good children, and they don't lie~~!

Noah bit his finger and poked the keyboard viciously for a week, before he finally wrote the report reluctantly, Cheng Guangming looked at the scattered report in his hand, and stroked his forehead again, he would never admit that this illiterate girl was actually his excellent daughter Cheng Guangming, and he would never admit it.

It's really strange to say that Cheng Noah has been a well-known partial science since he entered the school, and he has never scored anything other than a full score in science, but he often takes a single-digit score in liberal arts. In other words, you didn't pass the Chinese exam. Is the math, physics and chemistry exam swollen to understand the questions~?

This cliff is the biggest unsolved mystery of starting a family, there is no one!

This week, Comrade Noah was in hardship, and the others were also in dire straits, although Qiao Gu was not mortally injured. But it was almost bitten into a sieve by those bugs and ants. Resting is required. In the process of wound healing, all kinds of numbness and itching, the degree of pain is not enough for outsiders.

Huya was seriously injured and had been in a coma for a whole week and still hadn't woken up. The tiger teeth were unconscious, and the stinging tigers were naturally all kinds of unhappiness, and for the whole week, the base camp of the thorny tigers was covered with dark clouds and low morale.

I don't know if Noah is really born to treat decay professionally, when she finally tossed the report out and regained her freedom, Qiao Gu's injuries were basically healed and she could come out to continue to help the abuse, and Comrade Huya also woke up tenaciously after a whole week in a coma.

On this day, the whole world celebrates...... What a ghost~~!

Huya woke up, and the Thorny Tigers were full of spirit, so the female soldiers who had rested for a week fell into the quagmire again, and the Thorny Tiger Base was decisively shrouded in the resentment of the female soldiers and could not be detached, and Huya was not there, and Comrade Cheng Noah, the instructor and instructor and acting captain, became the number one.

Oh,no,Is this the rhythm of the end of shijie~~!

"Captain, I don't think I'll love anymore, we've been ruthless enough in selecting special combat members, and that instructor is even more inhuman than us, she actually ...... She actually kicked a few female soldiers directly into the forbidden area, Nima, didn't she think the trouble was big enough! ”

"Captain, I can't stand it, watching the female soldier fighting with the beast, scarred and bloody, she is still calmly sitting on the front cover of the car and playing the game console, I have never seen such a hard-hearted woman."

"Captain, someone has quit again today, woo woo woo~~, if this continues, the women's special combat team will become zero."

"Captain............

"Captain......

For the Thorn Tigers, this summer was a hardship, and the suffering was not in the physical, but in the mental devastation.

——I thought it should be a dangerous A2 forbidden area, but Nima was as safe as a scenic spot, I thought it should be an unimpeded "scenic spot", but Nima suddenly appeared a variety of strange animals and plants indiscriminate attacks, and finally safely exited the forbidden area, Nima captain was unconscious again, the captain finally woke up, and Nima's instructor began to toss again.

The thorny tigers feel that if they continue to be stimulated, they are estimated to be not far from the snake spirit disease~~!

Comrade Captain was very calm, sitting at the head of the bed in a light-colored hospital gown, reading the newspaper while nibbling on Sydney, he was completely one ear in and one ear out of the team's complaints, but after listening to nonsense a hundred times, it could become a golden and jade good word, so the captain comrade, who had been calmly facing the team members' bitter water, finally closed the newspaper and muttered with interest, "Instructor? …… It's kind of interesting. ”

"Captain, isn't it time to say it's a little interesting, can you be discharged from the hospital when the hell comes?"

Huya thought for a moment and said, "The doctor said that I am almost well and can be discharged from the hospital at any time, but I still want to stay a few more days." ”

The tiger claw instantly petrified, and stiffly plucked out his ears, "Team captain, what did you just say??" "Captain, are you swollen?" Didn't you have a slight injury before and couldn't get out of the line of fire, but now that you've healed, you're still in the hospital, captain, your brain isn't injured~~! ”

Huya blinked his eyes and laughed silently, "Okay, then let's be discharged from the hospital, you go through the formalities." ”

"Uh-huh, uh-huh." Tiger Paw immediately nodded like pounding garlic, wiped his tears and walked out.

Tiger Tail looked at the back of the tiger's claw, and looked at the tiger tooth helplessly, "The child is simple, why should you scare him." ”

Huya blinked his eyes and said sincerely, "I didn't scare him, I mean it." ”

"Cut~~" Tiger Tail snorted lightly, obviously not convinced.

Huya was discharged from the hospital. Finally able to return to his job, after recovering from his illness, he was warmly welcomed by all the Thorn Tiger members, and also got the warm expectations of all the female soldiers, but unfortunately, the female soldiers could not see Huya, and were dragged away by the instructor who exterminated humanity, so Huya also failed to meet this interesting instructor who made him extremely interested.

Huya thought about it, and finally remembered his duty. "Let's go see how the female soldiers are training!"

The thorny tigers immediately nodded in agreement. Finally, there is a master who can control the instructor.,Huh~~!

To say that this girl is really too difficult, and they are not good at a young age, but to be reasonable, people have a lot of crooked reasoning. A group of their big men really can't talk about others. I can only hope for the almighty great captain bird~!

When the Thorn Tigers arrived. Noah was sitting on the front cover of the car playing PSP when there was a rumbling explosion in the B1 penalty area, and the live fire turned the entire training ground into a place of death. The female soldiers are fully armed and shuttle between the rain of bullets, saying that it is training, but in fact, the danger is no less than the real battlefield, the B1 restricted area belongs to a special training ground, there are death quotas, even the ace special combat team like the Thorn Tiger will not easily step in, even if you want to step in, you will be fully prepared in advance, who would be like this instructor like such a child's play.

The faces of the stinging tigers have changed, didn't they say that they only borrowed the B1 field for dodge training, and even used the "hardware facilities"? ?

The back of the tiger was so frightened that he almost jumped up, and he wanted to go up to stop it, but he was stopped by the tigerya, and the tiger tooth laughed silently, "It's a little interesting." ”

The thorny tigers have absolute trust in the tiger teeth, although they are worried, but they don't do anything more, gradually, they find out that something is wrong, the agility of several female soldiers is much beyond their expectations, they always seem to be able to unconsciously avoid bullets, and those who can't avoid it can also avoid the vital point......

Noah, who was bent on playing the game console, suddenly raised his head, stroked his fingers over the side of his leg, took out a pistol, raised his hand, pulled the trigger, and with a "bang-" sound, the bullets flew out, and the "pop-" hit a live bullet that flew towards her in front of the tip of Pineapple's nose, and the two bullets hit each other to offset the force and fell to the ground, Pineapple took a breath of cold air, wiped the cold sweat on her forehead, turned her head and laughed with a mouth full of white teeth, "Xiexie instructor!" ”

Noah waved his hand indifferently and continued to play the game with his head down, the thorny tigers were dumbfounded, but the female soldiers looked completely surprised.

Huya touched his chin, "You said she threw these women into the beast pile?" ”

"Uh-huh," Tiger Paw nodded hurriedly, "It was a terrible fight, the female soldiers were all scarred, but the instructor didn't care at all." ”

"Heh~, beasts fight by instinct, they naturally know how to avoid evil, human instinct is far inferior to beasts, I estimate that although these women suffered a lot of injuries when fighting with beasts, they must be small injuries, none of them are fatal, and they have now learned to instinctively avoid fatal injuries, that little girl's original intention is not to let them defeat the beast, but to learn the instinct of the beast to avoid evil."

The stinging tigers couldn't help but look at each other, and the tiger ears were a little stunned, "Instinct can still be learned?" ”

Huya nodded, "It's instinct for beasts, but it's battle consciousness for humans, little girl...... It's kind of interesting. ”

Noah, who was bored playing games, suddenly turned his head, and his big black eyes stared at Huya for a moment, "I think I can't hear it if it's far away, and you don't have to be much older than me if you're a little girl!" ”

It's a fact that Noah is young, and she usually doesn't get angry no matter what others call her, but Huya, or rather, Huya now, she smells the same kind! - The aggressive nature of the Night Elves is naturally revealed.

Huya was slightly stunned, narrowed his eyes dangerously, he suddenly chuckled, and said nothing in a good temper.

The training time in the B1 restricted area is not suitable for too long, and it is estimated that the spirit of the female soldiers is tense to the limit, Noah let them go back, and the training is also pay attention to one by one, and the basic relaxation training has the stinging tiger players to watch, Huya leaned sideways against the car door, "Little girl, I'll send you back!" ”

Noah glanced at him, turned over and jumped into the passenger seat directly, and Huya got into the driver's seat and drove away.

Looking at the off-road vehicle rolling away, Tiger Claw scratched his head blankly, "Captain Swollen Foot seems to be a little wrong?" ”

The other thorny tigers were also a little worried.

- I don't know what happened to Huya in the A2 big forest to be so seriously injured, and even after being in a coma for a week, although he woke up, his personality became a little inexplicably weird.

The off-road vehicle drove bumpily towards the base, but suddenly stopped halfway, this is a wilderness without a village or a store, Noah blinked his eyes, and turned his head to look at Captain Huya suspiciously, but he only felt that the figure in front of him moved, and he was actually embraced.

Noah was petrified, his mind blank, his big eyes flickering and sluggish.

Huya picked up Noah from the car seat, lowered his head and sniffed hard on her neck, his face full of intoxication, with a twisted perverted murmur, "Hiss~~~~, sweet taste...... The taste of elves ......"

The wet tongue even licked Noah's carotid artery, and the next moment, his movements suddenly stopped, and he lowered his head to Noah's pure and innocent big eyes, and after a long time, he slowly distanced himself from the person in his arms, lowered his eyes, and saw that the blades like blades were unceremoniously pressed against his chest, and with a little bit of strength, he could dig out his heart.

Huya licked the corners of his mouth and smiled, "Oh, what a bad little girl!" ”

"Don't call me a little girl." Shui Lingling's big eyes were covered with blood, and Noah stared at Huya for a moment, "A demon clan with a young body dares to call me a hundred-year-old elf a little girl, you are really ignorant~!" ”

This time it's the turn of Comrade Huya to petrify!

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[Anyway, yesterday someone invited me to the cinema to watch "Havoc in Heaven", the legendary 500 million production, the Avatar special effects team, decisively like it, although it subverts the original work, but the picture is indeed quite level, it is recommended that you can go and see it if you have nothing to do~! ]

Asking for pink tickets is destined to be a lonely journey, ignoring and watching on the road, but so what, even if you wait until the end of the month, you have to ask thoroughly, I am the fruit, I speak for myself~!

hahahaha~~, applaud our sudden brain pump~~!

PS: A small spoiler: Grandma is not just Noah's elder, how simple is it~! (To be continued......)