How can anyone force someone to be a girlfriend like this?

Not affectionate at all, not gentle at all, as if people still owe him millions.

Does she want to reject him directly and domineeringly?

But if he refuses, he just turns around and leaves, so won't she be able to chase him back?

Cheng Xixi was once again caught in the battle between heaven and man.

"So stupid, don't be cranky at every turn, otherwise the brain cells will die more and become more stupid!" Li Yuzhe stretched out his hand and rubbed Cheng Xixi's head and said.

Cheng Xixi raised his head and looked at Li Yuzhe, and then said with a serious face,

"I still don't want to be your girlfriend."

"And then?" Li Yuzhe's hands stiffened, but he said with no expression on his face.

"You're always abusing me and beating me at every turn, if I were your girlfriend,

Sooner or later, I will be hit by you to the point of low self-esteem and die! Cheng Xixi responded.

"Can't you just think on the bright side?" Li Yuzhe said angrily.

"What's good?" She really couldn't think of it for a moment.

"For example, after you become my girlfriend, you will be able to enjoy the benefits of your girlfriend."

"Are there any benefits?"

"Of course, for example, I can pick you up and drop you off every day.

For example, if you want to eat, just tell me and I can take you to eat or have someone bring it to you.

For example, when you are in a bad mood, you can let me accompany you to go shopping.

Even when you're angry, you can hit me out of anger and so on. ”

"Huh?" Cheng Xixi looked at Li Yuzhe with a stunned expression. "I'm looking for a boyfriend, not a punching bag."

"Isn't it more perfect for a boyfriend to have the function of a sandbag."

“……”

"There are two more important points."

"What?"

"First, you don't have to worry about me firing you anymore.

If I want to fire you, you can threaten me with a breakup.

Second, if I deduct your salary, you will take my card and swipe it back double.

Even if you blow it up, you don't have to feel distressed!

You see how much it is guaranteed! Li Yuzhe continued to instigate.

Cheng Xixi looked at Li Yuzhe in surprise, and finally said,

"Li Yuzhe, do you have a tendency to be abused?"

Li Yuzhe's face stiffened, and he felt that he really had a tendency to be abused, so he would like Cheng Xixi, a guy with few roots!

"Cheng Xixi, don't talk now, just answer me a question directly!"

"Oh!" Cheng Xixi nodded.

"What's your boyfriend's name?"

"Li Yuzhe-" Cheng Xixi blurted out.

"Look, isn't that the end of it?" The corners of Li Yuzhe's mouth raised, and he reached out and pinched Cheng Xixi's cheek and said.

Cheng Xixi is a black line.

She just said that Li Yuzhe didn't go through the brain at all, and she wrote the three words Li Yuzhe in the afternoon, and if she wrote too much, the sequelae would be good?

"Xixi, if a typhoon blows me and your sister away one day, who will you save first?"

Cheng Xixi was about to say something, but was interrupted by Li Yuzhe.

"Huh?" Cheng Xixi looked at Li Yuzhe and thought he had misheard.

"Whoever you save first, say it quickly!" Li Yuzhe asked.

Cheng Xixi has three more drops of sweat on her forehead, can she say that this question is so naïve?

"Of course I saved my sister first, she is a weak woman, you are a big man!"

Li Yuzhe didn't speak, glaring at Cheng Xixi with a sad look in his eyes.

"But the question is, if the typhoon blows you all away, is it possible for me to stay where I am?"

When she's an elephant or a slam?

"Then say that my sister and I fell into the water, you should save someone first."

"I'll call my sister to save you, because I can't swim, my sister will!"

“……”