[197] Young man with hemorrhoids
"Mom, you've worked hard!" Xiaoqin, like all coquettish daughters, threw herself into Aunt Ren's arms and rubbed it.
Aunt Ren touched her daughter's hair while coldly looking at me, who was standing awkwardly opposite.
"How are you learning English?" Aunt Ren asked suddenly.
Huh? I suddenly care about my English grades, this is because I remember saying before, if my English can meet the requirements of the crew, I will recommend the role to play for me! I'm not interested! I'm here today for another purpose!
Besides, my English scores are still as bad as ever! Last week, when I was on a quiz, one of the questions asked me to write the English name of the penguin, and I wrote "QQ" without even thinking about it! It's embarrassing that I'm not the only one who writes like this, Xiong Yaoyue also thinks that QQ is the correct answer, and when the teacher criticizes her, I also have a fever on my face!
Just when I didn't know how to answer, there was a lead actor on the set wall, but not Amy, but a young man with flaxen hair, dark brown eyes, a bit of a Latin face, a sunny appearance, and a bit of an optimist, I think most of the ages of Europeans and Americans are inaccurate, but this person should be around 18 years old, not more than 20.
He's a little taller than me now (though maybe in the future), and he has strong shoulder muscles that he should have worked out in the gym (which usually doesn't equate to real combat ability). The costumes on his body are very mixed and matched, probably Zheng He went to the West to borrow a blanket from the Indians, and then cut it and tied one of them on his head as a hairband, and then traveled to the gold rush period in the United States, bought a pair of jeans that prevented mosquito bites and put them on the stone to grind, this whole body with the coiling dragon embroidery on the chest, I really can't see which village his tailor lives in on the earth.
This is what foreigners call "oriental style", right? However, I have to admit that although it is mixed and matched, it is not ugly overall, and it can show the enthusiasm and unrestrained characteristics of the actor himself.
Aunt Ren walked to the front to instruct this person on the essentials of his movements, but I couldn't understand a word because it was in English.
Xiaoqin walked back to me at the right time to help me explain:
Mom tells Kyle to pay attention to the number 7 elbow spin...... By the way, everyone calls this actor Kyle, he is the actor of "The Legend of the Magic Ding", an American. Mom recently commented on him well, saying that among all the young actors, he worked the hardest. ”
Is he the male protagonist of this play? I remember that Amy seems to be the heroine, according to the consistent urine nature of adventure dramas, the hero and heroine will definitely become a couple in the plot! So this kid hugs and pulls with my sister every day when I'm filming? I don't know that weishenme has a strange feeling in her heart!
"About this, in fact, Amy doesn't have much physical contact with Kyle in the play, I read the script brought back by my mother a little, and I feel that the setting of this play is quite strange: although Amy is the heroine from the perspective of the scene, she is a strong Lori who belongs to the villain in the first season, and it will not be whitewashed until the second season. In the current plot, Kyle is mainly in love with the female number two and the male number two......"
And so on and so forth! What are you talking about! Amy's setting of black and white is not difficult to understand, and the sword is also a gimmick. But what do you mean when you say that male number one and male number two are in love?
"Oops~~ Did I use a language that Ye Lin didn't understand?" Xiaoqin hurriedly corrected, "Generally speaking, it's a foundation!" Now that the people of Shijie are based, the director also thinks that there is no basic situation, and the ratings will not go up! ”
After pausing, he said worriedly: "Even so, Ye Lin shouldn't be fashionable to get a base, okay?" I will definitely satisfy you more than my friends! ”
While speaking, the male protagonist Kyle was already standing on the set wall and fighting with the gold-armored warriors, and the warriors stepped forward one after another according to Aunt Ren's arrangement of haode order, ostensibly because there were more people bullying less, but in essence, they were sent one by one to facilitate others to fight.
Although there are no sound effects and post-production stunts, this group fight scene is a bit fake, but Kyle, as an American who has not been in contact with Chinese martial arts for a long time, really has a bit of oriental charm in his gestures, no wonder Aunt Ren wants to praise him.
Either punches or kicks, the samurai jumped backwards after being "hit" and fell on a protective mat off camera, and one of the samurai was knocked into the air, and I saw a thin wire rope hanging from his back.
Zuihou, a samurai who jumps on the wall of the set, makes me feel that my eyes are shining.
First, he didn't have a steel wire on his back, but he jumped onto the wall with a rather beautiful 360-front flip, his feet were very stable, and the gold-cast prop sword in his hand didn't seem so harmless.
Second, there is a long braid behind his helmet, which I don't like very much, weishenme overthrew the Qing Dynasty for so many years, and foreigners always think that men comb braids and women wrap their feet when they mention China, and they will always be so ignorant and backward?
However, although the movements are beautiful, the dragon suit is the dragon suit, he and Kyle have three face-to-face, and they are also hit in the waist by a mid-lane collapse punch, and automatically fall on the protective pad like everyone else.
Kyle's mid-lane collapse is also the same, it should be the result of Aunt Ren's tutelage, right?
Since my ears were almost a decoration on the set full of English, Qin giggled because she had become my full-time narrator.
"Do you know Ye Lin? In fact, Kyle is very obsessed with Eastern culture, and he even hired four Chinese teachers to learn Chinese! ”
Four? Weishenme is not one? If these four teachers were Zhou Libo from Shanghai, Qizhi Dabing from Hunan, and Zhao Benshan from Liaoning, wouldn't he want to learn his Chinese into a cosmic language that no one could understand?
"I also heard that in order to learn Chinese, he often humbly asks Amy for advice!"
It is not surprising that although Amy writes ugly Chinese characters, she is absolutely at the level of Chinese level 10 in terms of language expression, and there is no problem at all in teaching an Indigenous American.
Amy was reluctant to teach him what he looked like, though, and always said that Kyle was murdering her at the same time...... And when the crew was still in the United States, Kyle said that he liked the very popular Chinese character tattoo on the street, and wanted to tattoo a 'waiting' character representing Japanese samurai......"
Kyle, a Chinese illiterate, actually knows that the word "wait" represents Japanese samurai, probably influenced by Japanese manga or the fighting game "Samurai", right?
However, the tattoo artist didn't understand kanji, and Kyle lost the small note with the word "wait" written on it, and Amy and the other actors happened to be nearby, so Kyle asked Amy to help write the kanji that represented the Japanese samurai...... As a result, Amy wrote him the word 'hemorrhoids', and he looked at it and thought the glyph was about the same, so he happily asked the tattoo artist to tattoo it......"
- Hemorrhoids? Is the word "hemorrhoid" for "hemorrhoids"? Although I'm your brother, I think you've gone a little too far! Ordinary people grasp the order of Chinese characters, absolutely first learn "servant" and then learn "hemorrhoids", you should not be an unintentional typo, but deliberately use your knowledge of Chinese characters to harm others!
"That...... The word still has it on Kyle's arm, and no one can bear to tell him......"
Qin stuck out her tongue when she said this, as if she also thought Amy's prank was funny.
After the filming of a fight scene, Kyle wiped the sweat on his forehead, and actually imitated the people in the rivers and lakes in the martial arts movie clasping his fists and bowing his hands, and made a circle to the twelve samurai who had just cooperated with him, and most of the samurai nodded to him, a harmonious and harmonious scene.
I still haven't taken off my tinted glasses on Kyle, "Hmph, he just made everyone wait so long, what grandson is he going to pretend to be?" ”
Xiaoqin cautiously explained to me: "Actually...... In fact, the scene just now was originally Amy's, because Amy suddenly hid the costume and cloak in her temperament, and the staff searched for a long time to find it, so they made everyone wait for so long, and then they simply filmed a similar scene with Kyle first......"
Seeing that I wanted to meet Amy, Qin said, "I'll take you to her." He took my hand.