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"It seems that your little green snake makes people passive and unreserved, right??" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but speak, he could push himself and others from Bian Lanlan, this was the top priority that needed everyone to work together to resist the evil Qin Xiaojun, and personal grievances had to be put aside. //

"Look at what you said, passive and not reserved, how good the words are......" Yuan Siyu provoked the thumb brother and praised repeatedly, of course she is not stupid, although she doesn't like Gu Yunfeng very much, but she knows that she should unite with her at this time.

"Don't worry, my master will tell me how to make you reserved...... master" Wang Xueying spoke, when she was helping her master resist foreign enemies, she dared to say anything, because she knew that no matter what she said, her master would support her, and at this time, she was invincible in defense, and even her master did not dare to touch it.

Yuan Siyu and Gu Yunfeng were immediately depressed, looking at Wang Xueying's eyes, they were quite unkind, this Wang Xueying was simply a professional spoiler.

"What are you doing in a daze?? Don't go on yet?? Qin Xiaojun gave Wang Xueying an encouraging look, and then said to Nie Canglong.

"What did you say??" Nie Canglong didn't react at first.

"Say what?? You Bian Daniu is called, if you don't tell me why...... Hmph......" Qin Xiaojun sneered.

"Oh oh, is this it?? That Bian Da ...... Ahem, didn't Ms. Bian Lanlan say that she wanted to introduce Xiaohua'er's sister to her brother? ? Although Xiaohua'er's sister didn't agree, she finally got into her heart. Now that she is at someone's house, she will not really be Ms. Bian Lanlan's sister-in-law, it is normal to feel a little guilty, if it were me. I also feel guilty...... "Nie Canglong has become a psychologist again."

"Come on, if Lan Lan's mother knows that her son married you in, Bacheng should hang himself......" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes.

"Hey, hey, hey, didn't I make an analogy??" Nie Canglong laughed.

"And then, first it's over, and then what??" Qin Xiaojun asked.

"Secondly, it should be liberated...... Nie Canglong turned into a psychologist again.

"What's that saying?? How can you still be liberated?? Qin Xiaojun took a bite of the meat skewer and said with some puzzlement.

"Of course it's a relief. What do you think, Xiaohua'er's sister's temperament, how gentle and kind is that? ? She will unconsciously regard Comrade Bian Lanlan's brother beating a single child as her own reason. Hey, because I didn't marry him, that's why he was single, and now people are finally getting married, and it won't be a holiday on November 11th in the future. Wouldn't she be relieved then?? Nie Canglong said.

"You don't always want to marry him, how disgusting is it to make people think??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at the man and said.

"Didn't I follow the train of thought of Sister Xiaohua'er?? My sexual orientation is quite normal......" Nie Canglong muttered.

"Not necessarily......" Yuan Siyu said coolly, "If your sexual orientation is normal." How can you wronged yourself? Not to mention raw meat skewers, eighty percent even swallowed live sheep......"

"Hmph, hum, ......hum," Gu Yunfeng sneered. I didn't say anything, but the meaning was clear. Support Yuan Siyu.

"When are you two wearing a pair of pants??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at the two girls with some surprise and said.

"The two of them are the same enemy, and they have bad intentions towards my master, I think, the time has come for you to test my master......" Wang Xueying leaned into the ear of her master and whispered in a voice that everyone could hear.

Yuan Siyu and Gu Yunfeng looked at Wang Xueying, and gritted their teeth at the same time, everything was bad for this ugly monster. …,

"Hmm......" Qin Xiaojun nodded, and his eyes turned to Nie Canglong.

"Do you think I take care of them??" Nie Canglong immediately expressed his position.

"You didn't bother with them, they pestered you like this, if you took care of them, then they wouldn't automatically send them to your door for you to taste??" Qin Xiaojun sneered.

"That's them, what does it have to do with me?? Although we are land immortals, we can't care what others think, right? ? Nie Canglong said helplessly.

"Nie Canglong, why are you so shameless?? Who thought?? Yuan Siyu's little face turned red, and he said with some embarrassment.

"Just think about it, I think it's pretty good......" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips, "If you don't even dare to think about it, then it's too much of a failure......

"Huh?? I really didn't expect you to be able to say such philosophical words, it really makes people look at you with admiration......" Yuan Siyu immediately looked at Gu Yunfeng with a surprised face and said.

"It's not that what I said is philosophical, but that the people who listen to it are too simple......" Gu Yunfeng pursed his lips and said with a little smugness.

"You ......" Yuan Siyu's little face immediately darkened, let's just praise you and praise you, do you really think that your worth has doubled? ?

"What's wrong with me?? We literary youths have nothing in common with you train attendants......" Gu Yunfeng said proudly.

"You're happy to talk to you??" Yuan Siyu's lungs were about to explode, "Look at your triumphant ugly look, Canglong has already seen it in his eyes, maybe he despises you in his heart......"

"Huh??" Gu Yunfeng was stunned and turned his head to look at Nie Canglong.

"I patronized the barbecue for you, and I didn't see anything......" Nie Canglong was quite knowledgeable.

"Did you hear that??" Gu Yunfeng became more and more proud.

"What's wrong with that?? People just talk about it, are you still serious?? If I see someone who is not pleasing to the eye, no matter how disgusted I am in my heart, I will never say it, of course, except for you, ......" Yuan Siyu pursed his lips and said.

"You think everyone is like you?? The psychology is so dark......" Although Gu Yunfeng said this, but there was a drum in her heart, quite worried, she didn't even dare to look at Nie Canglong, for fear that she would be greeted by a pair of eyes that flashed with a strange look.

"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted. Somebody is just deceiving himself......"

"Self-deception is better than someone, at least it doesn't matter if it's good or bad, there is always a mark left, so you won't ......forget it after a long time," Gu Yunfeng smiled coldly. Said.

"Master, did you hear that? Dog eats dog, a mouthful of hair, ......," Wang Xueying said in Qin Xiaojun's ear.

"How do you speak?? Say something that people don't like to hear......" Yuan Siyu glared at Wang Xueying and said.

"The tip of the ear is not good, she can hear everything people say, good and bad, she has to ......bear it" Wang Xueying covered her mouth and was happy, and there was a little schadenfreude in her tone.

"Yes, that's right. If you want to say who is the most impure among us, it must be Sister Yuan......" Qin Xiaojun nodded again and again, and said with a smile.

"Qin Xiaojun, do you believe that the old lady cleaned you up??" Yuan Siyu gritted his teeth angrily. The tip of my ears is not my fault, and I don't want to hear those messy sounds.

"If you dare to clean me up, I will dare to let the little green snake bully you, do you believe it or not??" Qin Xiaojun said rather disdainfully.

"I really don't believe it......" Yuan Siyu had a bit of a meaning of sharpening his knife. In order to let Nie Canglong bully her, she really wanted to haode clean up Qin Xiaojun.

"Isn't that a debt to be cleaned up, when you say that?" At the critical moment, Gu Yunfeng stood up. Blocked Yuan Siyu's gaze towards Qin Xiaojun. …,

"How dare she clean me up?? I'll borrow the courage of the two of them......" Qin Xiaojun said with considerable disdain.

"What can you do with me if I clean you up??" Yuan Siyu's tone was even more disdainful.

"I can't do anything to you. But what can the little green snake do to you, I promise you. He will never hit you, and he will never scold you, at most, he will press it into the pit and smell the smell of feces for two hours......" When Qin Xiaojun said, the meat skewers in his hands were eaten with relish, and his appetite was not affected by any pit or poop at all.

"......" The corners of Yuan Siyu's mouth twitched, if she changed the environment, even if it was a wilderness full of weeds, she would definitely happily clean up Qin Xiaojun, and then let Nie Canglong hao haode bullied herself, but if it was replaced with a thatched toilet, in that kind of place, no matter how beautiful things she did, it would be a big spoiler.

"Beauty, can you not say it so disgusting??" Nie Canglong couldn't listen to it anymore, he really didn't know how the girl ate the meat skewers.

"You think I'm disgusting??" Qin Xiaojun's little face was pulled down.

"No, no......" Nie Canglong shook his head again and again and said.

"Then you take Sister Yuan to the toilet and bully her inside, so that I can open my eyes...... Qin Xiaojun said.

"This ...... Not quite right?? People don't have you anymore, why are you bullying people?? "Nie Canglong doesn't want to go to a place like the toilet.

Now, firstly, after he became a land immortal, his digestive ability has far exceeded that of ordinary people, and he can fully digest the nutrients in food, and secondly, the nutritional value of the current food has become higher and higher, and the impurities contained in it are becoming less and less, which are these two factors, which cause him to not need to relieve his hands for ten days and half a month, and the smell in the toilet has long been forgotten.

"Woo......" Yuan Siyu lowered his head, hid his face and cried, "Why am I so miserable??" I didn't recruit anyone, I didn't provoke anyone, why did you recruit people to bully like this?? ”

"I can tell from the thunder whether there is rain or not......" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips and said with considerable disdain.

"What do you mean??" As soon as Yuan Siyu raised his head, he showed a pretty face, how could there be half a teardrop on it? ?

"It's just to know if you're really crying or fake crying...... Wang Xueying explained.

"Of course I'm really crying......" Yuan Siyu looked at Qin Xiaojun with an aggrieved face, "You are so ruthless, everyone is crying so sadly, you still suspect other people's ......"

"What about crocodiles, but what about yours??" Qin Xiaojun took a bite of the meat skewer and said with a smile.

"Can a crocodile compare to me?? I'm a fairy, my tears fell on the grass, the grass absorbed my tears, and immediately became a Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass, falling in the water, the fish ate my tears, and immediately turned into a real dragon, the consequences are so serious, do you think I can shed tears casually?? Yuan Siyu said cryingly.

"Why does it sound familiar?? As if I've heard this kind of joke somewhere?? Qin Xiaojun's beautiful eyebrows frowned.

"Little White Dragon's ...... pee" Wang Xueying leaned into her mother's ear and reminded in a low voice.

"Oh. Yes, yes, it's the little white dragon's urine ......" Qin Xiaojun was reminded by his apprentice like this, and couldn't help but suddenly realize, and nodded again and again.

"Puff......" Gu Yunfeng laughed quite exaggeratedly. That contrived look, anyone knows that she is pretending, "Urine and tears are still the same, they can be regarded as bodily fluids......"

"Are you looking for death??" Yuan Siyu was immediately angry, and glared at Gu Yunfeng with a pair of beautiful eyes, "If you are looking for death, you will say a word, sister has no other skills, and there is no problem at all in sending you to see Marx.........,

"I like white-faced babies. It's not uncommon to have a beard,......," Gu Yunfeng said with a smile.

"......" the corners of Yuan Siyu's mouth twitched when he was angry.

"Sister Yuan, if you want to say that this Lingzhi is really a good thing, the legendary fairy grass can turn weeds into Ganoderma lucidum. I've never seen such a magical scene before, or would you open my eyes?? Qin Xiaojun said.

"My wife's request is a gesture for Sister Yuan, and Sister Yuan is so good with you. How is it possible to refuse? Wang Xueying always said the most appropriate words at the right time.

"Squeak......" Yuan Siyu looked at Wang Xueying, and began to grit her teeth, she never thought that Nie Canglong's apprentice would be so annoying, making people want to eat meat and bed.

"What do you see me doing??" Wang Xueying's eyes widened. glared back at Yuan Siyu unceremoniously, "Do you still want to eat me??" ”

"You're right. I really wanted to eat you just now......" Yuan Siyu said this, just muttering in his stomach. didn't dare to say it, just looked at Wang Xueying's eyes, but it became more and more fierce.

"Believe her words, what makes weeds turn into Ganoderma lucidum, what makes fish turn into dragons, that's all fooling you, her body fluids, at most, are more fertile than ordinary people's ...... after becoming fertilizer," Gu Yunfeng said.

Yuan Siyu immediately gave Gu Yunfeng a fierce look.

"Bragging is not a good phenomenon......" Qin Xiaojun looked at Yuan Siyu and said slowly.

"Who's bragging?? I'm not bragging......" Yuan Siyu glared at Qin Xiaojun with his eyes, "If you don't believe it, you can ask your family Canglong to go and hear what he said??" ”

"Little Green Snake, hurry up and expose her......" Qin Xiaojun looked at the man and said.

"This?? Probably true, right?? Nie Canglong involuntarily scratched the back of his head and said with some slurp.

"What??" The girl's big eyes immediately widened, and her little face was full of disbelief.

Wang Xueying is not much better than her, and body fluids can turn weeds into Ganoderma lucidum fairy grass?? Turn a fish into a dragon?? Isn't this a joke a little too big??

"......" Gu Yunfeng's little face immediately became extremely ugly, and her facial muscles could be seen shaking and twitching unconsciously.

"Haha, how's it going?? I'm not lying, am I?? Yuan Siyu was proud.

"Have you done experiments??" Qin Xiaojun looked at Nie Canglong and asked.

"No......" Nie Canglong's face immediately turned red, "But when I unhooked my hand, I found a ...... Anyway, it's just a weird phenomenon......"

"What phenomenon??" The girl asked impatiently.

"It's that all the grass drenched in urine has withered and died......," Nie Canglong said with some embarrassment.

"Didn't you say it became Ganoderma lucidum?? How are they all dead?? The girl couldn't help but be stunned.

"I don't understand this??" Yuan Siyu raised his eyebrows and gave the girl a blank look, "Canglong's cultivation is murderous energy, what is murderous energy??" In the four seasons, it represents autumn, in other words, it is to let the grass and trees advance to autumn, and it is too normal for the plants and trees to wither and die in autumn, but it is different for others, not everyone cultivates the murderous qi yo ......"

"You mean that your urine can turn weeds into reishi??" Qin Xiaojun raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Almost......" Yuan Siyu said triumphantly.

"There are a lot of weeds around here, you hurry up and pee and let us open our eyes......" Qin Xiaojun said.

"...... you" Yuan Siyu was extremely embarrassed, glaring at Qin Xiaojun angrily, is there anyone who makes people pee in public? ? And the subject is still a woman.

"I can tell you, peeing in front of Canglong is a beautiful thing you can't think of before, after this village, there may not be this shop...... Qin Xiaojun said. …,

"Do you believe that the old lady fought with you??" Yuan Siyu's face is red and almost dripping blood, is this Ms. Qin Xiaojun a little too vulgar? ?

"You still fight??" Gu Yunfeng pouted, "If you don't grasp such an opportunity, you won't be able to find it if you want to find it in the future, if it weren't for my poor strength and lack of that function, I would have wanted to perform well......" She simply stood and spoke without backache.

"If you want to pee, you can pee, who is stopping you?? Anyway, you just want to pee to Canglong, what's the matter if you can turn into Ganoderma lucidum?? Yuan Siyu yelled at Gu Yunfeng.

"I, me, me, me, I ......" Gu Yunfeng's little face turned red as soon as he brushed it, and he stammered and couldn't speak.

"Hurry up and pee, let's enjoy your peeing style......" Yuan Siyu glared at Gu Yunfeng and said angrily.

"Shameless, hooligan......" Gu Yunfeng threw down the two words, and then ran back to the car with a puff of smoke.

"I don't know who is a hooligan?? Phew......" Yuan Siyu spat at Gu Yunfeng's back.

"This is the legendary bodily fluid??" Qin Xiaojun raised his eyebrows, then walked to the saliva, squatted down, and carefully looked at the puddle of saliva on the ground.

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