Chapter 275: The Birth of the Family and the Parting Special (5)
Thank you for the two 1888 tips from Kison book friends today, as well as the $1 book friends of Ah Jiexi's drunken dreams and deaths, the eternal Yuanwang book friends, and the tips of emilywu1992 book friends.
There is also a 1888 reward for Xiaoyao, but Xiaoyao, aren't you not paying this month's salary, since this is the case, don't give a reward, I understand your heart, don't spend it yourself in order to reward me. (Isn't that a bit narcissistic?)
The family was tired and hungry after an intense game, so everyone was discussing what to eat for dinner. Of course, because of his poisonous tongue, our poor Li Tianyu was sitting alone on one side at this time, rubbing his cheeks that had just been pinched by Li Xiaoli, and looking at the people who were discussing passionately on the other side with grievances in his eyes.
In the end, of course, everyone didn't listen to Lee Tianwoo's opinion and let Lee Tianxi and Park Ye-jin make the last supper, but decided to make tadpoles after discussion? Noodles to eat. After deciding what to do, the family began to assign tasks, first of all, after all, it was the last issue, and the loveline between Park Ye-jin and Kim Jong-kook ended here.
So in order to commemorate this imaginary couple who brought countless laughs to everyone, after the unanimous ruling of the family committee, let the pair of mandarin ducks who are about to fly southeast of the peacock go out to the rice mill for their last beautiful date. Well, this is just a beautiful statement, and the most realistic way to say it is that the four guys Yoo Jae-seok, Lee Tian-woo, Yoon Zhongxin and Dae-sung didn't want to move, so they handed over the errand task to Kim Jong Kook under the pretense of the last date.
Of course, Lee Hyori is also indispensable, and he is said to have completed the perfect transformation of embarrassing men and women to loveline. In fact, the four of them were afraid that Lee Hyori would point fingers at them after he stayed. It was indispensable that there was another intrigue, and then he was pressed by Li Xiaoli and worked obediently. has filmed so many episodes of the show, and everyone has already had experience.
After successfully letting Lee Hyo-ri, Park Ye-jin and Kim Jong-kook leave, Yoo Jae-seok said again, "In addition to our half-dead sisters, Pink Jong Kook and Ye Jin, our other famous pair, Kim Stepmother and Tendrella, is also the last time today, so Brother Xiulu." Tianxi, let's go pick some brain ginseng together."
Kim so-ro and Lee Tian-hee naturally did not refuse and left. After both groups are gone, "Hooray!" Liberated! Li Tianyu, Liu Zaishi, Dacheng and Yin Zhongxin immediately shouted and kept jumping. Does anyone still dare to instruct us to work? After dancing for a while, Liu Zaishi shouted loudly. The other three immediately replied loudly, "No!" ”
"There are still people watching us and urging us. Rebuke us when we don't do well? ”
"Nope!"
"We are masters now!"
"Become a master!"
"Become a master!"
At the end of the shout, the four people stood in a row, holding their hands high to the sky, their faces full of hope and passion. But the four of them shouted for a long time. There was not a single voice in the courtyard that answered. For a moment, the four of them seemed to feel a gust of wind blowing through a few fallen leaves, and then a crow on their heads glanced at the four of them with disdain, and then flew away while shouting "fool, fool", leaving a long string of black dots.
"Well, let's hurry up and cook, otherwise Xiaoli will come back in a while and scold us again" The four of them were silent for a while, and Dacheng said hesitantly.
So the four people who were still complacent just now. Suddenly, he became excited, and he got up: "Alas! It seems that the four of us can't escape the clutches of Xiaoli, obviously they are gone. We still can't let go of our fear of her," Liu Zaishi said with a sigh as he prepared to make noodles.
"Forget it, brother, don't say it, when I mention it, it's full of tears" Li Tianyu also replied. The miserable appearance of the four people, coupled with the miserable soundtrack, seems to be what a miserable life the four people live, but this also shows from the side the weight of Lee Hyori in the entire family.
"Brother, I'll leave the noodle matter to you, I'll go do some cooking" Li Tianyu said to Liu Zaishi while taking some ingredients from his personal agent, and then explained to the camera, "Audience friends, although the purpose of "The Birth of a Family" is to use existing resources, but today is the last episode of Brother Tianxi and Yizhen Nuna, so please allow me to bring some ingredients and make the family's last dinner for Brother Tianxi and Yizhen Nuna."
"Ah, Tianyu" Hearing Li Tianyu say this, the other three immediately laughed happily, and helped Li Tianyu explain to the camera. Then the next part of Li Tianyu wants to cook his own food with peace of mind, so the funny part will be handed over to Liu Zaishi and the three of them to be responsible. And this is the strength of the three of them.
Liu Zaishi and the three of them also lived up to expectations and completely played the role of fools to the extreme. After Li Tianyu entered, the three of them immediately found a stone mill and prepared to grind out corn flour to make noodles. But when the stone mill was found, Liu Zaishi just exerted his strength, but the stone mill did not move, but the basin containing flour under the stone mill moved.
"Hurry up and help me," Liu Zaishi saw this, and immediately shouted to Yin Zhongxin on the side.
"Oh," Yin Zhongxin replied, and immediately stood in front and held on to the stick that hit the basin under the stone mill.
"Ah, Brother Zhongxin, you are standing in front like this, how can we shoot" It turned out that Yin Zhongxin stood in front and directly blocked the stone mill, and the camera couldn't shoot the stone mill running at all.
"Then what should I do" Yin Zhongxin was also angry and shouted loudly.
"Ah, if you can't do it in front, won't you come to the back, so that your face can still face the camera," Liu Zaishi said, pointing to the stick behind the stone mill.
"Oh, yes" Yin Zhongxin immediately laughed embarrassedly, he really didn't expect this just now.
In this way, Yin Zhongxin was holding the stick under the stone mill in the back, Dacheng was responsible for adding water to the stone mill, and Liu Zaishi was responsible for turning the stone mill and grinding corn. But the three of them finally assigned the work, but Liu Zaishi couldn't turn the stone mill, and even the target of the stone mill was broken when he used his strength. Finally, the stone mill was run. Dacheng can't sleep again.
After making it so difficult twice, Liu Zaishi pushed angrily, "Ah, why is this so difficult to turn." How did this owner use this, so laborious".
At this time, Li Tianyu, who had already prepared a dish, walked out, "Brother, are your noodles ready?" ”
"Ah, Tianyu, this is too hard, I can't grind it at all" Saying that, Liu Zaishi also demonstrated to Li Tianyu, but the handle he had just inserted was broken by him again, "Look." I don't know how the family used this."
Li Tianyu was watching from the side, and he was angry, "Brother, don't tell me, you haven't ground any corn until now!" ”。
Seeing Li Tianyu's angry appearance, Dacheng hurriedly explained: "Brother Tianyu, this really doesn't blame us. This is so hard to use that I can't add water, and it's hard to turn around."
"Ah," Li Tianyu shouted loudly, "This stone mill rotates counterclockwise, you have to rotate clockwise, of course it takes a lot of effort," Li Tianyu directly stretched out an index finger and put it in the stone mill hole where the handle was inserted, and gently forced. The stone mill spun up and running quickly.
The other three immediately widened their eyes, "Ah~~ So that's the case." I said, "Why is it so hard to get it?"
Seeing the sudden realization of the four people, Li Tianyu didn't say anything, turned around directly and said, "This kind of thing is something that you three fools can't remember", and then shouted at PD, "PDxi, how can I say that this is also the last issue, you don't just take care of the show, and remind these three fools when appropriate."
But the PD in the camera is also embarrassed. "PDxi, you didn't remember that, did you?" Liu Zaishi suddenly shouted at PD proudly, and then looked at Li Tianyu again, "See, Tianyu, it's not that we are stupid, you are too smart."
Li Tianyu looked at the proud Liu Zaishi and glanced at PD again, and finally sighed, and instantly PD was even more embarrassed. "Forget it. I don't care about you anymore, yes. You come into the house and take a look, I think there's something that can help you get faster, I'm going to cook my food."
But for Li Tianyu's words, the three people behind them completely turned a deaf ear, and they were already intoxicated by this convenient and labor-saving stone mill and began to grind corn. However, after a while, there was a problem again, Liu Zaishi's terrible physical strength, he just had no strength after grinding for a while. Not only that, "Ah, why is it still corn nuggets that are ground out, not cornmeal?"
It turned out that the three of them were making such a primitive thing for the first time, so the cornmeal was very unshaped, almost grinding the corn, but it was not floured. In this way, after being tired for a long time, the three people who had no good results of their labor instantly became depressed. At this time, Li Tianyu, who had already done the same, walked out.
"Brother, have you finished grinding your cornmeal?" Li Tianyu asked again.
"Ah, Tianyu, this time I really don't blame us" Liu Zaishi seemed to be afraid that the other two people would push the sin on his poor physical strength, so he spoke first, "You see, we grinded for a long time, but as a result, these corns are all broken, and they can't be ground at all." The other two nodded in agreement.
"Ah, didn't I say that there are things in the house that can help you" said Li Tianyu walked into the house and took out a juicer after a while.
"Ah~~ And this thing, I knew that with this, where did we need such trouble, really" Liu Zaishi and the three of them looked suddenly enlightened.
"Ah, you three, I seem to have told you since I started, aren't you three listening?" Li Tianyu said, turned his back to all the staff and said, "Anyway, this is also the last issue, you don't just care about the show, even if these three and PDxi are fools, you have to remind them."
For a moment, the PD, who had just looked good, turned around in embarrassment, but the staff in the camera all looked embarrassed. "You didn't hear it either, did you," shouted Yin Zhongxin this time.
In an instant, Liu Zaishi and the three of them even became proud.
"Brother Tianyu, it's not that we're too stupid, it's that you're too smart," Dacheng said.
"You are, Ash!" Li Tianyu left angrily. (To be continued......)