When eating, I watched you perform there alone, he had his own seat, he didn't sit honestly, but he was full of strings, sat at this table for a while, sat at the table for a while, and saw everyone as if he had seen a relative, hugging, patting, and slapping, and the words he said were not boundary, but he could make everyone laugh.

The strange man felt a little panicked, so he hid in the back room alone, and before he finished smoking a cigarette, a woman came in and said, "Can you still sing karaoke in this house?" ”

The strange man said, "Can you sing, do you want to sing?" ”

The woman said, "Let me choose a few songs." ”

As soon as the music started in this room, people kept hearing it in that room. When the strange man saw that the people in this house were gathering more and more, he went out again, and he loved you to death, and he was going to enter the inner room, but when the strange man came out, he put his hand on the strange man's shoulder, and said drunkly, "Where is your wine glass?" I have to toast you. ”

The strange man hurriedly went to get his own cup, and after the two touched the cup, they loved you to drink it to death, and hugged the strange man and said: "The hospitality is really good, they were still praising you just now, and when it comes to this, it's like going back to your own home, whatever!" We're still here, and we're going to eat you. ”

The strange man took a sip of wine and said, "Welcome, welcome." ”

If you love it to death, you let go of the strange man, looked at the strange man and said, "You are insincere, I have done it all, you still have so much left." ”

The strange man did not argue with him, but took up his glass and drank the rest of the wine into his stomach.

You poured him another glass, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Enough, I have made a friend of yours, next time I come alone, are you welcome?" ”

The strange man forced a smile: "Welcome." Welcome. ”

The strange man didn't know how to get rid of his entanglement, and a fat woman walked in through the door. I love you to turn her gaze, "Fat sister." Do you still know how to come? What are you looking at, what are you doing? Licking the plate is coming? Let's go back, we should go in a moment. ”

The fat sister turned around, pretended to leave, and said, "I'm leaving, you let me go." ”

"Come back." I love you to chase after her, take her hand and say, "I'll let you go." He pulled the fat lady to his seat and asked her to sit next to him.

The fat sister said, "I'm not next to you." I've got a pamper, I'm going to find my pink. ”

You hold her hand and don't let go, "Or you sit on my lap." ”

The fat sister really sat down, "I'll sit you to death, believe it or not?" ”

More than 200 catties fell on the legs of the people who loved you, and they crushed your teeth so much that you clenched your teeth, "Is this the body?" It's a boat, you're going to crush me—"

The fat sister stood up and stretched out her hand to twist it on your face, and said with a smile: "Small." Look at your nonsense, it's strange if you don't screw your face. So saying, she walked over to a tall man and sat down.

The fat sister's pong tip is a lame woman, and she walks with a limp. He said that he had a problem when he fell on a motorcycle, and after he fell lame, he got a disability certificate. Now working in the XX Disabled Persons' Federation, there is a special car to pick up and drop off work. If you eat out, the unit can reimburse you. He said that. Everyone just heard it, and it was over with a laugh, except for the fat sister, no one would take his words seriously.

The fat sister sat down next to him and asked first: "Why didn't you go to Chengde Summer Resort last time?" ”

The lame man said: "I went on a business trip, went to Yunnan to collect debts, and only came back last week." ”

The fat sister asked, "Have you collected the debt?" ”

The lame man began to blow, "Can I get it back if I go out in person, I got back more than 10 million, and the top rewarded me with 500,000-"

"Ouch, huh? Given so much money, how are you going to spend it? ”

"500,000 is still called money, these days when I'm on a business trip, I can get 20,000 or 30,000 yuan for a casual meal outside, and I'm used to spending money lavishly-"

"I said lame brother, you don't have anything fresh, last time you talked about family history, said that your grandfather was the commander of the 28th Army to resist US aggression and aid Korea, I researched, it was not your grandfather at all, why did you run the train with your mouth full, a little really not? I love you to death Standing next to the lame man, he looked at the lame brother coldly and said, "You are so rich, what did I think you put ten yuan in that box just now?" ”

"Who said I put ten bucks? I obviously put 300 yuan, I don't believe you asked the boss to open the box, I will find out my 300 yuan for you to see. ”

You love to death, "What are you doing all that trouble?" The money is not named, you have to say that my money is yours, I can't help it, let's do this, what was put just now is not counted, let's put it in again, see who puts it more, do you dare to compare with me? ”

"I'm in a hurry to come out today, I forgot to take the briefcase, next time, next time I'll ask the driver to come with me-"

"Don't mention your driver, my brothers are here today, I'll tell you about the last time he invited us to dinner, you may not know, the first thing he wanted to be was not the fat sister, he wanted to be Qiuran, he asked Qiu Ran in the small window, said that he wanted to invite Qiu Ran to dinner, Qiu Ran didn't dare to go to the banquet alone, so he told me, let me accompany her, that day, the lame brother brought a person, he said it was his driver, who drove a Mercedes Benz, I love to tell the truth, that buddy is not bad, after eating took the initiative to settle the account, came out of the restaurant, We broke up, and I walked with Qiu Ran, and Qiu Ran said to me: 'One day let's take his Mercedes Benz to the suburbs for a trip.' I said to Qiu Ran, 'Don't believe his nonsense, do you think he looks like he is riding a Mercedes-Benz?' Qiu Ran was still anxious with me, saying that I don't believe in people, and I love people more seriously, I said: 'I don't believe it, let's follow, see where he goes.' Qiu Ran and I quietly followed them into a building area, and when we got there, we knew that they didn't live in the building, but lived in a small bungalow downstairs, and the house was built privately at a glance, more than twice as small as this house, and the broken bed and cabinet and the broken refrigerator, which may not have been collected from which scrap yard, and the refrigerator door could not be closed, we originally wanted to follow up, but we were embarrassed to go in when we saw this posture, and saved face for you——"

Qiu Ran walked over, pulled him away and said, "Don't you say a few words, isn't this disgusting, people are still single, you leaked people's bottoms, how will people find a partner in the future." ”

"I can't find this group, you can go to other groups to find it." Love to death, you glanced at the lame brother.

There was an angry look in the cripple brother's eyes, and he could see that he was suppressing the anger in his chest, and his face became distorted.

You can't see that your eyebrows are high and your eyes are low, and you still can't help but say: "You ask him how his leg is lame, did he fall on a motorcycle?" The neighbors told me that he had polio when he was a child, and that it was the root that fell at that time, that one leg was thick and the other was thin, and that his right leg was shorter than his left-"

The anger in the lame brother's chest was about to burst out, he took a sip of wine, trying to suppress the anger with the wine, but the wine he drank poured into the fuse, which ignited the anger in his chest, and he burst out: "I'll fuck your grandma, you're fucking looking for death-" He picked up the cup and threw it at you.

Love you to death turned his head and avoided it, and the lame brother wanted to take the cup again, but the fat sister held his hand down.

You were pushed to the back room by Qiu Ran, forced him to press on a chair, took an apple from the table and handed it to him, saying, "Eat an apple to dissipate your anger, don't be like him." ”

I love you to death and don't take the apple, leaning back in the chair and saying, "I want you to feed me, but if you don't feed me, I won't eat it." ”

Qiu Ran really fed it to him, and you didn't bite the apple, but bit her hand.

Qiu Ran let out a strange scream.

Seeing this, a lady singing in the house joked, "Qiu Ran, he has AIDS, you don't know it, right?" (To be continued......)