305 Self-participation in Zen is plausible rather than ridiculous

There are some things that are always dangling in front of your eyes when you are not noticing, but once you start to look for it seriously, it disappears without a trace.

"Welcome back." Pushing open the door of the villa, the white pheasant was lying on the sofa and reading a fashion magazine with relish.

"I said, it's not that you don't have a home, why do you rely here every day, and really treat this as your long-term residence." Han Xu took two cans of soda, opened them, handed her one can, and poured several sips of it himself.

"You're clean, it's comfortable, it's big, oh, it's delicious." The white pheasant glanced at Duoduo, who was busy in the kitchen, and her head jumped with a dull hair.

"What a bad excuse, you don't pay the rent!" Han Xu rolled his eyes.

"I don't sleep here, why should I give you rent!?" The white pheasant was unexpectedly shrewd today, "Besides, my salary is all set by you anyway, at most it is better to pay or not, I don't care." Anyway, if you don't have the money to pay the property fee, I'll live with you. ”

Han Xu sighed faintly. In this cruel world, now even natural stupidity has been learned!

"What have you been busy with these past two days, you haven't seen anyone every day." The white pheasant asked nonchalantly.

Now that the grocery store has Duanmu Zigong, compared to other people's means of doing business, Han Xu found that he was completely blown out of eight streets! Duanmu Zigong is clear about the restrictions on the transaction amount, so the trading partners he chooses are the people who can get the most benefits. Han Xu did the math and found that if he operated it by himself, he would have to earn at least half of the merit......

After learning about this, Han Xu decisively became the shopkeeper. Anyway, he is not very utilitarian, and he is more happy to be idle. Those who can work harder!

Hearing this, Han Xu had a bitter face, turned over and fell on the sofa opposite her, "Looking for ghosts." ”

He told the truth. In the past two days, he has been looking for ghosts, and he is haggard, but from his weak appearance, it can be seen that he has not found any clues at all. Come to think of it, the king of Hades let you die in the third watch, who dares to keep you until the fifth watch, there are definitely not many people who can resist the ghost gate and the six reincarnations, if the world is full of ghosts, then it's not messy!?

Duoduo happened to pass by, and muttered in a 'whisper'. "The Devil Talker. Many misconduct and wrong minds...... Ouch, why hit me on the head! ”

Han Xu withdrew his hand, "Where did you hear these nonsense theories?" ”

Satan said. Whoever believes in him has eternal life. Duoduo said seriously.

Han Xu supported his forehead. I'm an idiot. I actually tried in vain to use the human way of communication to talk to a secondary and secondary disease. I was wrong.

"Where's the pansy?" Han Xu asked.

"I seem to be obsessed with Tom and Jack lately, oh, I also took the time to watch Xi Baa and the Husky two days ago." The white pheasant shrugged.

Han Xu squirted soda. What a situation it is! At her mental age, she would actually look at this kind of ...... Puzzle cartoons!? Could it be that I have been in the house for a long time? Coming out of depression?

Going upstairs and pushing the door, Pansy was staring thoughtfully at the computer screen.

Looking at the funny cat and mouse on the screen, the corners of Han Xu's mouth twitched, "Hey, dear, are you okay?" ”

"Hmm."

"This ...... Is it good-looking? Han Xu walked up to her and pointed to the computer screen.

"Okay." Pansy nodded calmly, "Just say whatever you want." ”

Han Xu sweated slightly, he really couldn't hide anything from her!

"Ahem, I think it's a bit ...... to look at this kind of thing at your age Well, it doesn't fit. Han Xu considered the language.

"It's naΓ―ve. That's what you mean, right? ”

Han Xu was silent.

"I read a book before, and there was a sentence that impressed me very much." Pansy looked back at him, "The book says that there are three realms of people, looking at mountains is mountains, and looking at water is water; Look at the mountains are not mountains, and look at the water is not water; Look at the mountain is still a mountain, look at the water is still water. I think it's funny. ”

Han Xu was a little confused, "What do you want to say?" ”

"I've been reading a lot of things lately, and I found that there are two reasons why the villains in it always fail." Pansy said, "First, there's too much nonsense. I didn't see the slightest decisiveness in killing; Second, they always like to eat something cooked. So I think the ancestors of our Shura clan were still very prescient. ”

Han Xu was stunned when he heard this, and then his face was black. Please, your Shura Rumao's blood drinking has nothing to do with foresight, it's clearly your bad cooking skills that are to blame, okay, even if you make excuses, please be serious, okay!

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On the third day, Han Xu got up early in the morning and received a call from Zhou Yijun just after eating. Zhou Yijun announced that the departure date was postponed to two days later.

"He's bleating, if you don't give me a reasonable explanation, the next time we meet, I'll beat your mother so much that you don't know you!"

"You blacklist me, blame me?" Zhou Yijun's tone was very unbeatable, Han Xu had reason to believe that he had known about this matter a long time ago, but he deliberately delayed until today to tell him.

"Die far away, you want to crack a mobile phone blacklist in five minutes?" Han Xu said with disdain.

"See you later." Zhou Yijun hung up the phone decisively.

Han Xu: "......"

Elena looked at Han Xu's gloomy face, quietly took the milk, and tiptoed towards the staircase. After being in contact for so long, Elena said that every time he gets angry, I am unlucky, why! I can't mess with me, can't I hide!

The result was obvious, and it was a pity that she couldn't hide.

Without taking two steps, a pair of big hands grabbed her by the collar from behind and carried her in front of him with a quick lift. Elena felt deep malice from Han Xu's smile!

"Dear booty, it's rude to leave the table without permission when the master hasn't finished eating, haven't I taught you?" Han Xu said while eating an omelette.

"I'm urgent." Elena felt that she might not be able to escape the clutches of the devil, and she was completely forced to lie or something!

"Oh." Han Xu nodded and said lightly, "Bear with it." ”

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Be. The corner of Elena's eye jumped. She swears by her bat, she senses danger!

"Continuing with the topic just now, I remember saying before that my family law is very strict, and I will be punished for violating my family law." Han Xu put down his chopsticks and turned to look at Elena, staring at her with a creepy streak, and then smiled slightly, "But you're so cute, I really can't bear to physically punish you." ”

"That'...... Can you put me down? Elena said cautiously.

"Absolutely." Han Xu's expression remained unchanged, "Duoduo, give me another omelette!" ”

Elena stood next to Han Xu and felt uneasy, the three or five minutes of the omelette were as long as a century.

After a while, Duoduo put the fried egg on the table and glanced at him with disdain, "I just woke up in the ice and replenished my energy greatly, I am waiting for the day when you are overloaded and killed." ”

"You're wrong, I'm full, but our lovely Elena hasn't eaten yet." Han Xu smiled and picked up the chili pepper wipe on the table, one spoonful, two spoonfuls, three spoonfuls......

"No, no! I, I'm a vegetarian, I only eat spinach......" Elena's little face was frightened. I hate chili peppers!

"Huh?" Han Xu glanced at her expressionlessly, "The wind is too strong, I didn't hear clearly." You repeat? ”

Elena: "......"

"You demon!" Duoduo shuddered as she watched from the sidelines.

"No, you're wrong again." Han Xu shook his head and said seriously, "It's just that I prefer to watch other people's pain than enjoyment." ”

Damn, where did you cross over the villain! B|T into this way, your family doesn't care! The two little loli said that this person was really terrible.

"So, dear little Elena, the delicious meal is ready, will you eat it yourself, or will I feed you?" Han Xu looked at the spiky chili pepper on the omelette and asked with a smile.

Elena's face was pale, and her body staggered and she was a little unsteady on her feet.

"What, doesn't it taste your taste? That's it. Han Xu saw that she hadn't moved for a long time, and nodded very understandingly.

Two flames of hope suddenly ignited in Elena's eyes......

"There is no need for disobedient loot anymore. It's a pity to kill it, I heard that those who are strong always have some quirks, and there are still a lot of people who like a little girl like you. Although God didn't give you a flexible brain, it did give you a very good body, which should be able to sell for a lot of money. Han Xu wiped his hands and stood up, hooking Elena's chin, "Go pack your luggage, I'll go out and contact the buyer, you dress up beautifully, someone should come to see the goods in the afternoon." ”

Elena's fragile nerves snapped again, and she fainted neatly.

The mountain is not high, there is a fairy name, the water is not deep, there is a dragon is a spirit, there are not many moves, just use it. Elena's unique guardian skill - Lightning Syncope will serve you wholeheartedly, anytime and anywhere, as long as Han Xu opens the black, this skill is guaranteed to be activated within ten minutes. Effect of this skill: Close your eyes, how can you ......

"Alas, after exercising for so long, my psychological endurance is still so poor, and rotten wood can't be carved." Han Xu hugged her body, carried it and threw it on the sofa, picked up the omelette with N more chili peppers on the plate and stuffed it into his mouth, the fiery feeling that filled his mouth was cool!

Duoduo only grinned when he looked at it from the sidelines. This man is simply cruel!

"Don't look at me like that, it's really delicious. That's how omelets should be eaten! Han Xu smacked his lips, picked up the black piano bag next to the table and hung it on his back, "Take care of her and give her more water." It doesn't matter where she's going. ”

The door slammed shut, and Duoduo stood in place for a moment before saying in a very small voice: "Fascist." ”

(I am a little knowledge that everyone loves: chili pepper wipe, a unique flavor seasoning in the north, with red pepper as the main ingredient, plus a variety of seasonings to pickle, the spicier the better, pickled for about seven days can be eaten, mixed with cold dishes, eat rice, when marinated can be.) (To be continued......)

PS: This chapter is at someone's request. He didn't accept it when he sent Elena, and told me that he would be satisfied by abusing her. Elena, it's not that I don't feel sorry for you, it's that there are too many bad people......