21. Selling college entrance examination answers to obtain illegal gains
There are still 5 days before the college entrance examination, the students in the third year of high school have all been on vacation, and the teachers think that they should do their best efforts have been done, and the day before the holiday, all the teachers told the students to rest well and not be too nervous. And, happily, this is the first vacation since high school without homework, and sadly, it is also a holiday in high school, a vacation that almost all students are not in the mood to play. This is like the decapitation meal given to the prisoner before the beheading, no matter how rich it is, it tastes like chewing wax.
That night, Niu Xuanzhu and others held a pre-exam mobilization meeting in the room.
"Ahem, this ...... As the head of the family, before the meeting began, I would like to say a few words, the college entrance examination is not a few days away, how can we make the most adequate preparation in the limited time, so that we can stand when we come, and we can win the battle? ”
Huo Qiang, who was sitting opposite the bullbolt pillar, raised his hand high, repeating the class for a year, he never raised his hand to answer any questions, in the impression of all the teachers, Huo Qiang has always been a child with a long-term dislocated shoulder joint, but he did not expect that at this time he showed a strong desire to answer the question.
Niu Zhuzhu smiled and nodded in satisfaction.
"Very good, Huo Qiang's attitude is to ask for his father~ Then please ask Rulan to answer this question first."
"Nani?" Huo Qiang complained in disbelief.
glared at Huo Qiang, Niu Xuanzhu looked at Rulan flatteringly, respectfully like the host of the program who invited the leader to speak on stage.
"Cut~ Don't talk about it, there's nothing to say, it's boring~" Rulan said disdainfully.
"Why, let's say a few words, give some face~ The first family meeting~ Pro~" Niu Zhuzhu pretended to be pitiful with deep eyes.
"Interesting? We have 85% of the college entrance examination questions and answers, what else is there to prepare for? You don't even bother to memorize the answers, do you? Then you really can't hold up the wall. Don't you say you're cheating? Rulan propped her hands on the table and looked at the cow bolt with disdain.
"How is it possible, I'm the head of the family, am I that kind of person~ I don't have such a slander. Let me emphasize once again, the theme of today's meeting is, first, how to win the top four in the country in the college entrance examination. ”
"The top four? Brother Niu, there are five of us, who are you not counting? Huo Qiang asked uneasily.
"What do you say? Your brain, give you the answer, do you match the question? Do you know where to fill in? Niu Xuanzhu rejected Huo Qiang's appeal.
"Second, how to earn enough money for the rest of our lives through the college entrance examination to ensure our results!"
Xiao Tao has been playing with the pen, and when he heard this, he couldn't help but snort and said coldly.
"I think some people are born cucumbers, and they don't shoot well. Not only will the results be invalidated, but you will also be arrested by the police. ”
If Lao Tzu is a cucumber, sooner or later he will stab the hole under you, so that you can follow me in a desire to stop! Niu Shuzhu said in his heart.
But on the surface, Niu Zhuzhu's expression is still very humble and humble. He recently added a new motto: the attitude of doing is to be generous, and the word "state" means to have a bigger heart. Saying that fear is generosity, the spirit of Ah Q who deceives himself to escape from reality is already as pure as fire.
"What Xiaotao said is very right, that's why we have to hold a meeting to discuss~ Isn't it, the three stinkers are Zhuge Liang, and now the five of us are guarding the college entrance examination answers, can't we turn it into money? This is the answer to the college entrance examination~ Let's give the answer to those who need it, what is this, this is our merit, just like someone committed suicide because of the failure of the college entrance examination, but because he bought our answer, he can live, more haode things. Also, we are also a powerful counterattack and ruthless accusation against the imperfect education system, shouting out their blood and tears for all the students who have not yet taken the college entrance examination and have been ravaged by the college entrance examination~ We are righteous soldiers, it is Dong Cunrui, Huang Jiguang, Qiu Shaoyun, Ultraman, Superman......" Niu Xuanzhu said indignantly.
"What a shame! I think you're a crayon kid. "Little Tao goosebumps fell to the ground.
"Ahem, cough ......" Niu Shuzhu's emotions were poured directly from the boiling point to the freezing point by Xiao Tao's four words.
"Xiaoyu, you're the smartest, do you have any good ideas?" Cattle bolt pillar road. He estimated that the kind Xiaoyu would give him face, the self-styled head of the family.
"Oh, I think about the first question, we can get the top three in the city at most, the invigilation of the college entrance examination is very strict, if you don't cheat, it will be difficult for you to get the fourth in the city." Xiaoyu said truthfully.
"Light rain...... You don't have to be so honest, right? Niu Zhuzhu said resentfully.
"I'm sorry. Oh, as for the second question, if you don't want to be caught, then you can only keep a low profile, and it is impossible to sell the money for the rest of your life~"
"How low-key? So how much can it be sold for? How can you not be caught? Niu Xuanzhu hurriedly asked.
"I think we can sell the college entrance examination reference papers, get six to eight sets of mock questions, and open the questions in the mock questions, so that even if they are discovered, others will not be able to say anything."
"Yes~ Makes sense. Think about it, let's sell 10,000 for a set of questions, eight sets are 80,000, one person is 80,000, and 100 people are 8 million~ How many people are coming to the college entrance examination in City B this year? Is there 100,000? This time, I sent it~" Niu Shuzhu patted his thigh and said excitedly, showing a pair of RMB symbols in his two eyes.
"Wake up, idiot. Have you ever seen a set of mock questions sell for 10,000? Who are you selling? You are sprinkled when everyone takes the college entrance examination~" Rulandau.
"Also, if everyone buys it, this year's admission score line must be strange~ After tracking down, we still can't run away, you know, our country doesn't have a set of lawyers and evidence, and if you say you're guilty, you're guilty." Little Tao Road.
"So......" Xiaoyu continued, "The publicity of this mock question must be done well, and it can't be too expensive, after all, we still hope that the students who buy the questions can master more knowledge." 85% of the test questions can't all be put in, I roughly calculated, if we put 50% of the questions in it, and then slightly change, according to the calculation of thousands of copies we sold, then there are about 20,000 to 30,000 candidates who can get these questions, except for those who don't believe in us, except for those who don't want to understand the answers, then the admission score line of the college entrance examination should only be about 20 points higher than the original, so that not only will not be found, but also to ensure the fairness of the college entrance examination to the greatest extent. ”
"Tut-tut~" Niu Xuanzhu raised his big finger at Xiaoyu, "Look, what is a talent in the new century, Xiaoyu is a rare talent~ This economic mind, this overall planning ability, this overall view and overall situation, and this anti-criminal investigation ability...... I'm sorry, zuihou I take this sentence back. I decided, this matter is settled! Huo Qiang, Hao Che and I were in charge of publicity, and Xiaoyu, Rulan and Xiaotao were in charge of the mock questions. Dear comrades~ Our time is running out, we must act immediately! For a bright and dazzling tomorrow, fighting anal fall! ”
"Who do you think you are, you say that this mock question is good, and others believe it? There are five days left, and you can sell ten copies, even if you do a good job in planning and publicity, even if the professional team comes to do this, the decision-making meeting is not over, and the college entrance examination is over. "Xiao Tao Dao.
Unexpectedly, Niu Zhuzhu waved his hand magnificently and mysteriously and smiled slightly.
Facts have proved that in the face of the college entrance examination, no one is rational, Niu Xuanzhu and others just used QQ, ** and other means to publicize a little, and those students who were struggling in the college entrance examination oil pot and their parents flocked to hold their bank cards in front of Niu Xuanzhu. Before the mock questions were finished, the number of reservations had already exceeded 100.
Faced with such a hot sales situation, Xiaotao couldn't help but marvel at how easy the liar was, and Rulan and Xiaoyu also shook their heads and expressed deep concern about the IQ of the Chinese people.
Niu Xuanzhu's smile is called unscrupulous, and the marketing theory is called a simple explanation, as if everything was expected by him.
"Do you know that Weishenme street advertisements are repeatedly banned? What is a needle, plum (poison) nemesis, ancestral secret recipes, aphrodisiac (yang) miracle medicine, anti-cancer secrets, all diseases that cannot be cured by hospitals, these street miracle doctors can all be cured. Everyone knows that these are deceptive, and it stands to reason that no matter how many advertisements they post, no one should buy them, but why do some people still tear up the stickers? "The cow bolted the pillar.
"Brother Niu, why?" Huo Qiang asked.
"Because people are like this, you are very calm when you don't catch up with these diseases, and it is your cerebellum that is responsible for thinking and judging, so you know that the little advertisement seems to be a lie. But! Once you have these diseases, you go to the hospital and spend money and some diseases are still incurable, and at that time, because of the nervousness, it is your adrenaline that is responsible for thinking, and in case it can be cured, the idea will occupy all your thoughts and eventually make you their customer. In other words: those little ads are already believed in your subconscious when you look at them, and you have become their potential customers. Niu Xuanzhu told Huo Qiang, Rulan and others what Linglu and Howling Dog had taught him.
What he said was the first word, and the listeners couldn't stop nodding, and the three girls didn't expect Niu Xuanzhu to say such a reasonable thing, and they were a little impressed by him.
In order to save money and improve efficiency, their mock questions have always been traded on Tao (Bao) in electronic versions. Until midnight the night before the college entrance examination, a total of 789 copies were sold, and a total of 78W9,000 yuan was gained.
This kind of sales performance Niu Shuzhu is not very satisfied, but Xiaoyu comforted him that he will definitely turn around, at that time Niu Shuzhu did not understand, but after the first day of the morning of the Chinese exam, just a noon online more than 300 people placed orders, and so on to the afternoon of the math test, one night actually sold more than 4,000 copies, this blowout sales made Niu Shuzhu almost laughed. What does this mean, it shows that the quality of the goods is the last word, to be a conscientious business, to reject false propaganda is the foundation of the survival of entrepreneurs, those students who have obtained sweetness in the language test and mathematics test have become propagandists of mock questions, and the gold cup and silver cup are not as good as the reputation of the boss's surname.
After the end of the college entrance examination, Niu Zhuzhu checked his payment (treasure), 5.356 million yuan, five million, and all of them are five-star praise, for a product that has no shops and a single commodity on the shelves, this is simply a sales miracle!
After assessing the score and filling in the volunteers, Niu Xuanzhu and the others held a second family meeting, and this time, the person who organized and presided over the meeting was replaced by Rulan.
"We have a meeting today mainly to discuss two things. First, how to divide the money. Second, travel to Jihua during the summer vacation. Rulan announced.