Chapter Thirty-Three: A Small Gathering
Shi Song had to set aside a portion for each dish he fried for the guests and brought it to the back room, and he was busy until eight o'clock before he stopped. Shi Song called Winter to the back room and said to her: "If there are guests ordering food in a while, you will show them your hand and use all the tricks I have taught you, and I will not believe that the guests will not buy your account." ”
Winter should retreat.
Shi Song sat down next to his strange wife and asked her, "Why didn't the strange husband come?" ”
The strange wife said, "He has bad eyes, so I didn't call him." ”
Shi Song said: "He is blind in his right eye, isn't his left eye still normal?" It doesn't affect the drinking, so it's good to call over and drink some wine. ”
The strange wife said, "Are you responsible for drinking the problem?" ”
Shi Song said: "Let him drink less, who will accompany me to drink if he doesn't come?" ”
Xinrong said: "I drink with you, and they all say that I can compose poetry when I am drunk, is it so magical?" Which of you can help me record this? I want to see if what I'm writing is called poetry. ”
"I'll give you a record." Shi Song poured wine for Xinrong and his own cups respectively, and said, "You are a heroine among women, I will toast you first." ”
Xinrong touched the glass with Shi Song, and drank the glass of wine in one breath, seeing Shi Song looking at her in a daze, she turned the wine glass upside down for Shi Song to see, and said, "See, right?" I've drunk it all, why don't you drink it? ”
Shi Song said: "Are you too violent, I don't dare to drink with you like this, are you drinking?" I doubt you're not wine, it's water, right? ”
Xinrong said: "I don't drink like this, how can I make poems." ”
Shi Song didn't want to bow down, he also drank the wine in the cup, poured a full glass of wine for Xinrong, and said, "Drink it in three sips, don't dry it all in one sip." ”
Xinrong clinked glasses with Shi Song again, this time she only took a sip and put the wine glass down, Shi Song held the wine glass and said, "You two beer drinkers also take the glass, let's all have a toast." ”
After everyone toasted, the strange wife took a sip of wine and said, "Are you divorced?" Is it because of winter? ”
"It has nothing to do with winter, don't think about it." Shi Song said.
The strange wife said: "Don't think I don't know anything, you tell the truth, do you have a leg with winter?" ”
Xinruo shallow water took over the conversation and said, "They don't just have one leg, they have three legs." ”
Xinrong said: "What is he called divorce, they just don't eat in the same pot anymore, they still live together, they don't see anyone who looks up, and they don't know when they sleep together again." ”
The strange wife diverted the topic: "Who is the child?" ”
Shi Song said: "It's her, she is busy looking for a new love, she can't take care of the child, and she threw the child at her sister's house." ”
What else did the strange wife ask, at this time, Dong pushed the door in, and whispered a few words in Shi Song's ear.
Shi Song stood up and said, "I'll go out for a while, you eat first, and I'll come when I go." ”
Shi Song, the Mencius, went down, and it took more than ten minutes before he surfaced, and Xinrong looked at him drunken and said, "Why did you come?" I've written two poems. ”
Shi Song said, "Really? I didn't hear it, it's a pity, what kind of poems did you compose? ”
Xinrong said: "Those capitals are made for them, if you don't listen to them, if you want to listen, I'll make a song for you, right?" ”
Shi Song said: "I want to hear it so much, you wait, I'll go get a pen and paper." ”
Shi Song took the pen and paper, and Xinrong's poem also came out: "A touch of new crescent, four small cups." Take friends to rest and be afraid of the cold, and you don't need to return if you don't get drunk. Since we meet here, of course, we will sacrifice our lives to accompany us. Stay away from troubles and compose a heartbeat. Cold wine passes through the intestines, and the delicate body is cold. Four two-pot heads, lips and teeth overflowing with fragrance. Drunken eyes and smoke show, full of style. ”
Shi Song said: "You said it too quickly, I will write down the four second pot heads, can you say it again?" ”
Xinrong said: "I forgot, let's make a rework, this time I said slow down, do you want to write it down?" ”
Shi Song said: "Definitely, I use shorthand to remember, you say." ”
Xinrong took a sip of wine and said, "Women are crazy and don't know, I don't know what makes women drunk." Thinking about melancholy and locking eyebrows, what is the flower? ”
Shi Song said: "I understand this sentence, you are asking me what caused you to get drunk, Niu Er." ”
The excitement here was being said, the door was pushed open, and a middle-aged man walked in in winter, and as soon as the man entered the house, he yelled at Shi Song: "You try this fried squid tip, what's wrong with the taste?" We order this dish every time we come, and to put it bluntly, we are here for this dish, and this dish should be crispy and tender, right? ”
Shi Song nodded yes again and again.
The middle-aged man said, "You try this dish again, it's only been a few days, how has the taste of this dish changed?" If you fool us like this, we won't come in the future. ”
Shi Song put a chopstick squid tip in his mouth and chewed, Zhiwu said: "The taste is not very good, it has been fried for a long time, what are you doing?" Are you going to return it? ”
The middle-aged man said, "A few of my buddies are still waiting outside, they came all the way to eat this bite, I can't explain to them, you go tell them, right?" ”
Shi Song hesitated for a while, and said: "That's it, I'll give you another re-fried, this is fried by my apprentice, it may not be to your taste, this time I will personally take charge of the spoon and fry it for you, if you are still not satisfied, then you have to retreat." ”
The middle-aged man woke up like a dream: "It's strange that I have to taste it, you didn't fry it, so you can fry it for us, we don't want this." ”
Shi Song put the fried dish in front of the strange wife and said, "You eat first, I'll go and get busy for a while, and I'll come over in a while." ”
After Shi Song went out, the strange wife tasted a bite of the fried squid tip, smacked her mouth and said, "It's delicious!" It's delicious! This customer's mouth is too tricky, such a delicious thing is not good, I love to eat, I also taste it, I think this is the most delicious dish here, let Shi Song fry us again in a while, if you don't like to eat, I will cover it all. ”
Xinrong and Xinruo shallow water also stretched out their chopsticks to clip them, and said in unison: "It's delicious, it's delicious." After a while, the plate of fried squid tips was eaten and only an empty plate was left.
The strange wife went to call Shi Song over, and when she saw that he was busy entertaining another group of guests, the strange wife came back and asked shallowly: "Do you still eat?" If you don't eat, let's go, shall we? ”
The heart is shallow and asks the strange wife: "Have you eaten enough?" If you're in a hurry, let's go. ”
The strange wife said: "Let's go, another group of guests have come up, and he can't take care of us anymore, let's not affect his business, let's come back another day." ”
Xinrong couldn't keep it, so he had to follow them out of the door, Shi Song saw that they were leaving, and he didn't keep them, and said: "I'm stir-frying, so I won't send it, you guys are good." He disappeared into the back kitchen again.