Chapter Forty-Nine: Unlucky Wu Heng!
"Ugh! Sister, do you need us to do something? Cheng Wu said expectantly, and his handsome face was red and written, 'Arrange something for me to do!'
"Well, there's something you need to do. () (M_)" Leng Ruoxue said with a wicked smile, and her beautiful eyes kept rolling on Cheng Wu and the others.
"Sister, don't look at us like this, okay, we're afraid." Cheng Wu was furry when Leng Ruoxue saw it, so he couldn't help but speak.
"You are too bold, how can this be done? Gotta work out! Leng Ruoxue looked at Cheng Wu and the others for a long time, and then said earnestly.
"Yes, sister, what kind of exercise do you want to arrange for us?" Cheng Wu asked boldly, woo... Why did his sister's eyes make him so uneasy? He won't be sold by his sister!
"Come here with your ears." Leng Ruoxue thought for a while.
"Yes." Cheng Wu obediently passed his ear over, and his heart and liver were beating nervously.
Leng Ruoxue whispered to Cheng Wu, and suddenly, everyone saw that the expression on Cheng Wu's face was very strange, as if he was enduring something, one was green, and the other was white.
"Let's go." After listening to Leng Ruoxue's arrangement, Cheng Wu turned his head to the Xuanhuang who were present.
"Yes." Emperor Xuan hurriedly answered, and then left the living room with Cheng Wu.
"Xuexue, why did you let them go?" Lan Ming asked with some curiosity.
"I'll let them go back to the room to find Ling!" Leng Ruoxue said very honestly, after she returned to Xiaoyao Tower just now, she asked Ling to protect Zheng En, and Chengwu and their mission required stealth, so naturally they had to go to Ling for help, so she didn't lie!
"Is that all?" Lan Ming looked at Leng Ruoxue with a suspicious expression, woo... Xuexue is so bad! Don't tell him anything funny!
"Hmm." Leng Ruoxue nodded, at least for now.
"Okay, I'm sleepy, I'm going back to my room to sleep, feel free!" Leng Ruoxue finished arranging everything and wanted to sleep again, and when she was done, she took the demon back to the room together, and Wu came uninvited.
"I'm going into space." In the room, everyone waited for the demon to speak, and rushed to say.
"Hmm." Leng Ruoxue smiled and nodded, of course she knew, but Wu always entered their room like this, after a long time, it would definitely be misunderstood.
"In broad daylight, what kind of space do you go into, and you play outside!" The demon glared and said with a slight dissatisfaction.
"You're all going to sleep, what's the point of me being out there alone!" There was no slight grievance, and there were tears in her beautiful eyes, as if she was about to cry.
"Demon, don't tease him, let's go in and sleep!" Leng Ruoxue kindly cleared the siege.
"Alright then!" Although the demon is a little reluctant, since Xue'er is in love with the big bulb, then let him go!
After the demon was finished, Leng Ruoxue's mind changed, and she took the two of them into the bracelet together.
"No, you can play by yourself, let's go to sleep." After Leng Ruoxue finished, he pulled the demon into the purple bamboo house.
Wu sat down on a chair not far from the purple bamboo house, took out a cup of tea from the ring, and drank it alone.
"Alas, what a pitiful master!" Suddenly, Bingqi's sympathetic voice came from the corner.
"Stinky Bingqi, where is your master and me?" Wu frowned his sword eyebrows, and said a little speechlessly, where could Bing Qi see that he was pitiful?
"Alone, no one to accompany you!" Bingqi raised his head and said, woo... And so it is!
"Am I not with you?" All of them are disagreeable.
"How can it be the same? We're all male! Bingqi said a little depressed, alas! Xuexue's beasts are also male, but Xuexue is a woman, alas! I knew that it would have found a hostess, and the hostess's arms were fragrant!
"Bingqi, are you disgusted with me?" Wu picked up Bingqi from the corner, held it up in front of him, and looked at him.
"Well, how could I dislike my master!" Bingqi hurriedly denied it, in fact, it was just a little envious of Xuexue's beasts, and it definitely didn't dislike its master.
"Bingqi, even if you dislike the master, it's too late, in this life, our two males are destined to be tied together!" There is no way to be slightly schadenfreude.
"Yes." Woo... Bingqi wants to cry without tears, what a misstep into a thousand bones of hatred!
“haha!” Seeing Bingqi's depressed appearance, Daxiao was unhappy!
"Alas!" Bingqi sighed heavily, then lay in his master's arms and closed his eyes and went to sleep...
Leng Ruoxue and the others rested peacefully, but at this time, in the city, people were panicked! The people of the Danshi Association and the Xuanshi Association were even more nervous, because they were all afraid that the sudden explosion would befall them...
After the explosion of the Xuanshi Association, Wu Heng had no choice but to temporarily live in an ordinary house on the outskirts of the city, which is also the property of the Xuanshi Association, but because no one has lived in it for many years, it has long been in disrepair and is too deserted to live in! After he sent someone to clean it up briefly, he moved in, alas! It's better to live here than to live in an inn!
At the same time, Cheng Wu and the others, who received the task, were divided into two groups according to Leng Ruoxue's instructions, ready to monitor Sun Wei and Wu Heng's every move day and night, and from time to time to make a black hand...
Wu Heng's temporary residence.
"Brother Cheng, Wu Heng has gone to the thatched house." A Xuan Emperor, who was in charge of monitoring Wu Heng, came to Cheng Wu's side and said softly.
"Okay, get ready for action." Cheng Wu, who was hiding in an empty room, got up from his chair and said.
"Hehe, Brother Cheng, this time we want to let that old thing taste the." A short Xuanhuang said with a little excitement.
"Well, we're invisible now anyway, no one can see us, we can play as much as we want, hehe!" Cheng Wu also smiled evilly and said, this task is really enjoyable, he can finally get his wish!
"Brother Cheng, then what are we waiting for, let's go!" A tall and thin black-clothed Xuan Huang said with some eagerness, uh! He's never done anything like this before, he's a little excited!
"Don't worry, get your tools ready." Cheng Wu reminded, then took out a white jade bottle from the ring and held it in his hand.
"Hmm." After seeing Cheng Wu's movements, the others also took out the haode tools that had been prepared from the ring, only to see that some people took out a stick that was twice as thick as an adult's arm, and some people took out a rope...
"Let's go!" Seeing that everyone was ready, Cheng Wu ordered.
"Let's go!" Cheng Wu led several Xuanhuang to find the thatched house, and then walked in with a swagger.
In the thatched house, Wu Heng was squatting on the thatched pit with his pants half-faded for convenience, and after Cheng Wu and the others entered, they couldn't help but cover their mouths and noses with their hands, because the smell in the thatched house was too bad, if it weren't for the task, they wouldn't be willing to come to this kind of place!
"Brother Cheng, do you want to do it?" A Xuan Huang asked in a voice.
"Hmm." Cheng Wu nodded, and then, poured out a little powder from the jade bottle, and blew it towards Wu Hui, and in just a few seconds, Wu Hui fell, and the place where he fell was located in the pit...
"Wow, my sister's medicine is so good!" The slender black-clothed Xuan Huang said in amazement.
"Of course, but this Wu Heng is quite good at finding a place to lie down." Cheng Wu smiled evilly and said, hehe, although the taste of the thatched house is a little worse, but if you can see the vice president of the Xuanshi Association lying in the thatched pit, such a scene is probably rare in a thousand years!
"He is the vice president of the Xuanshi Association, so the sleeping place is naturally different." The short Xuanhuang said as a matter of course.
Alas! Fortunately, Wu Heng is in a coma now, otherwise, if he hears such words, he will not be able to die alive!
"That makes sense, so should we let him lie down for a while, or should we fish him out to bask in the sun now?" Cheng Wu asked for everyone's opinions.
"Let him lie down for a while! He has so many things to do every day, it's tiring. "The tall and thin black-clothed Xuan Huang said very kindly.
"Oh well! Then let him lie down for ten minutes. Cheng Wu thought for a while.
"Hmm." Emperor Xuan nodded.
Ten minutes later.
The Xuanhuang with the rope in his hand circled the rope in his hand, and then put it around Wu Heng's neck, and was about to pull him out of the pit, but he was stopped.
"Wait." The tall and thin black-clothed Xuan Huang opened his mouth to stop.
"Ugh! Kuroko, what's wrong? The Xuan Emperor asked in some surprise.
"Don't let my tools go for nothing!" Xuanhuang, who was known as the sunspot, said with a wicked smile, glanced at the stick in his hand, and without hesitation, he smashed it the top of Wu Hui's head, and suddenly, Wu Hui's head was bleeding!
"Alright, drag it up!" Kuroko said after the fight.
"Uh, aren't you going to smash it twice?" The Xuanhuang suggested, hehe, in fact, they don't have any deep hatred with Wu Heng, but my sister has! My sister's hatred is their hatred! Therefore, seeing that Wu Heng was unlucky, they were so happy!
"I'd like to, but I'm afraid I'll kill him, and we'll not have to play then." Kuroko said with some regret.
"Then don't fight yet, let's go a long time! The days are long! If we beat him to death, we won't have to play. The Xuanhuang Dao, finished, and pulled Wu Heng up from the pit with the rope like a dead chicken.
"Brother Cheng, where can I put this guy in the sun!" The Xuan Emperor asked with disgust on his face, why is this Wu Heng so stinky! It's a smoked death!
"Hang it at the gates! There are a lot of people there, and the air is good, and if you put it in the Easy City, the city will stink to death. Cheng Wu covered his nose and said.
"Brother Cheng, it's broad daylight now, how can we get him out?" Kuroko couldn't help but ask, Qingtian has to hang the vice president of the Xuanshi Guild on the city wall, I'm afraid it's not easy! This is really not ordinarily difficult!
"Hehe, who do you think this is?" After Cheng Wu finished, he took out a snake with a golden body and a white jade-like horn on his head from his arms, only to see the snake open its sleepy eyes, and looked at Wu Heng with a little disgust at the stench on his body, and then, with a stealth technique, Wu Heng was hidden! After doing all this, the snake crawled back into Chengwu's arms and went back to sleep.
"Isn't this my sister's beast bullying? Brother Cheng, why are you here? Kuroko asked in some surprise.
"Of course my sister lent it to me, let's go quickly!" Cheng Wu urged, and when he was finished, he took the lead in leaving the stinking thatched house.
After leaving the thatched house, Cheng Wu and the others sat on the back of their beasts, and hung Wu Heng with ropes, and were carried by the beasts to the city gate.
After arriving at the city gate, Cheng Wu took Ling out of his arms again, Ling opened his eyes, lazily untied the stealth technique on Wu Heng's body, and crawled back to make up for sleep!
Heizi and the others hung Wu Heng at the highest place of the city gate, and then, stripped Wu Heng's clothes, and then, patted his ass and left, on the way back, he didn't forget to spread the news...
"Wu Heng, the vice president of the Xuanshi Association, fell into the pit unintentionally, so he couldn't think of committing suicide at the city gate!"
After the pedestrians on the street heard the news, they spread ten, ten and hundred, and soon, all the Xuanshi and Danshi in the city all listened, although they didn't know where the news came from, but, based on everyone's gossip hearts, everyone all ran to the city gate to find out, and after arriving at the city gate, everyone found that there was a middle-aged man hanging on the city wall, who was not the vice president of the Xuanshi Association!
"Get out of the way, get out of the way!" At this time, the people from the Xuanshi Association also arrived, and one of the elders who led the team frowned when he saw Wu Heng's appearance.
"Hurry up and put Chairman Wu down." The president hurriedly ordered his subordinates to be humane, alas! Who did this, now the face of the Xuanshi Association is really lost, although there are rumors that President Wu committed suicide, but, as one of President Wu's henchmen, he will never believe this nonsense!
"Elder Hao, President Wu committed suicide because he couldn't think about it." One of the subordinates reminded him that the implication was that if they meddled in their business and saved President Wu, when President Wu woke up, it was very likely that they would blame them, so it was better to let President Wu go like this!
"Fart, how could President Wu Haode want to kill himself!" Elder Hao shouted with some anger, Hmph! Those Xuan Masters who didn't know the truth were so understandable, but he didn't expect his subordinates to think like this, if President Wu knew about this, he would have to be angry!
"Didn't President Wu think about committing suicide because he fell into the pit?" His subordinates were a little stupid, although he also felt that President Wu was a little too exaggerated, but with President Wu's identity and status, it was reasonable that he couldn't accept that he wanted to commit suicide when he fell into the pit, who made President Wu not an ordinary person!
"Do you think that's possible?" Elder Hao roared angrily, alas! How could he have such a stupid subordinate!
"Possibly!" The subordinate thought about it and replied very seriously.
"Probably a fart, I tell you, it can't be! Whoever commits suicide, neither will our President Wu commit suicide! Elder Hao shouted at the top of his voice, and suddenly, the eyes of everyone present were all attracted by him!
"Whatever you see, what is beautiful to see, spread out, whoever is gathered here will be expelled from the Xuanshi General Association and the Danshi General Association!" Looking at the strange gazes of everyone, Elder Hao threatened.
"Cut, the Xuanshi Association is really getting more and more degenerate, and he threatens the Xuanshi with expulsion at every turn, it's really crooked at the top and crooked at the bottom!" In the crowd, there is humanity.
"That's it! It's obviously a vice president.,Those people who make sycophants just call him president.,It's really funny.,Now it's okay.,It's become the only vice president of the Xuanshi Association for thousands of years.,The only vice president who has fallen into the pit one by one.,haha! Someone laughed maniacally.
"Who? Who is this about, and you have the ability to stand up for Lao Tzu! Elder Hao yelled a little angrily, he looked for it several times, and he didn't find anyone present with his mouth open, he was really angry!
"If you let me stand up, stand up? Who do you think you are? Cheng Wu, who was hidden in the crowd, said very disdainfully, those words just now were a few of them, but this sycophant elder couldn't find their location at all, hehe, this feeling is really cool!
"He's a dog leg of Maokeng Wu!" Kurokozui also said viciously.
"Oh, then he's going to fall into the pit, haha, he's got to be the master of his company!" Cheng Wu prophesied, and laughed wildly!
"Who the hell is it, get out of here for Elder Ben!" Elder Hao's lungs were about to explode, and he roared up and down.
"Elder Dogleg, the master can't roll, or you can get out of the way!" Cheng Wu said provocatively.
"Go and find these two troublemakers for me!" Elder Hao was so angry that he trembled all over, and hurriedly ordered his subordinates.
"Yes." His subordinates replied helplessly, and then, after searching the crowd, they replied directly: "Elder Hao, I didn't find the whereabouts of those two people. ”
"How is this possible? Could it be that something is wrong? Elder Hao roared regardless of his image!
"That's right, we're ghosts, you can't find us." After Cheng Wu finished, he gave Heizi a look, and the two immediately had a tacit understanding at the same time, punching and kicking the elder Hao severely...
"Ahh Yes! Elder Hao's painful wails kept coming out of his mouth, and everyone present felt furious in their hearts!
"Really... What a ghost! Elder Hao's subordinates turned pale with fright, their legs trembled, and they trembled, because they only heard Elder Hao's howl of pain, and saw that Elder Hao's body was constantly oozing blood, but they didn't see who made the move, nor did they feel any fluctuations in mystical power, which is enough to see that it was not a person who beat Elder Hao, uh! Could it be Elder Hao's enemy? They couldn't help but guess!
"Help me, save me!" Elder Hao was weak and asked for help.
"Elder Hao, we can't see those ghosts, how can we save you?" The subordinates were very embarrassed, alas, where would they be the opponents of the ghosts, not to mention, they didn't want to be entangled by those evil ghosts after saving Elder Hao.
"Haha, whoever dares to save him will end up like him!" Cheng Wu threatened, and as soon as his words came out, sure enough, no one dared to move!
A few minutes later, Elder Hao, who was beaten beyond recognition, finally fell into a coma due to physical exhaustion, Cheng Wu and Heizi clapped their palms with some unfinished feelings, their eyes collided, looked at each other and smiled, and then, the two tacitly said with a little dissatisfaction: "It's really not resistant!" The body is too weak! ”
Hehe, it's pretty cool to punch someone with your fists! It's no wonder that sister's beasts often don't use mystical skills.,Often use close physical attacks.,This feeling seems to be more rewarding than using mystical skills! They also learned this trick from their sister's beasts, and they tried it today, and it didn't disappoint!
The onlookers and Elder Hao's subordinates, after hearing the slightly dissatisfied voice coming from the void, couldn't help but have black lines on their foreheads, and said in their hearts, isn't it cheap and good!
Alas! Poor Elder Hao! What a disaster! Hello haode, why does he have to provoke these two unknown evil stars! Now it's okay, let's get beaten! In fact, none of the Xuanshi present are fools, they can't see it, it's not a ghost at all, it's clear that President Wu has offended people, so he will be treated so miserably, and even the vice president of the Xuanshi General Association will be afraid of an elder! So, in their eyes now, this Elder Hao is a big fool!
After Cheng Wu and Heizi finished beating people, they were about to leave, but Wu Heng, who had been hanging on the city wall, suddenly woke up!
Wu Heng endured the headache and opened his bloodstained eyes, because he had been hit with a stick on his head, his brain was still in a panic, he looked at the environment in front of him a little confused, and asked stupidly, "Where is this?" How did I end up here? ”
"Haha, it turns out that our high-ranking Vice President Wu has woken up! Congratulations! "Cheng Wu has some schadenfreude.
"Where am I? Who are you? Wu Heng looked down condescendingly, but found that he was full of people below, and everyone's eyes were sympathetic and strange! This couldn't help but make him a little surprised when he gradually sobered up!
"Vice President Wu, your current location is on the city wall at the city gate, as for me! You're here to collect debts like you, haha! Cheng Wu said with a fake smile.
"On the ramparts?" Wu Heng lowered his head and looked at himself, this look almost didn't make him faint again, Nima! Not only was he naked, but his body was also covered with yellow feces, and at this time, he was emitting a stinking smell!
"Damn, who did this? There's something you have to stand up for! Wu Heng's mind is completely sober, and the momentum of being in a high position for many years is fully displayed, even if he is very embarrassed now, but the domineering of the superior is increasing unabated!
"It's you! Vice President Wu fell into the pit, so he couldn't think of hanging himself at the city gate, and we all came to see the excitement when we heard the news. Kuroko explained very empathetically.
"What are you doing in a daze? Don't hurry up and let me down! Wu Heng ignored Kuroko's words and yelled at the subordinates of the Xuanshi Association.
"Yes, yes." Those sluggish subordinates reacted, hurriedly said, and some hurriedly rescued Wu Heng from the city wall!
"Take your clothes off!" Wu Heng ordered a subordinate who was about the same size as him.
"Yes." The subordinate hurriedly took off his coat and handed it to Wu Heng.
"What's wrong with Elder Hao?" After Wu Heng put on his coat, he looked at Elder Hao, who was lying on the ground with blurred flesh and blood, frowned, and asked with some puzzlement.
"Report, Elder Hao was beaten by a ghost." One of his subordinates reported very seriously, with an unusually solemn expression on his face!
"Fart, where the hell is in this world!" Wu Heng angrily kicked the subordinate and rebuked with displeasure on his face.
"President, it's true." The subordinate who fell hurriedly got up from the ground and said without giving up.
“haha! How could our Vice President Wu believe that there are ghosts in the world! Although he has done a lot of bad things, he will not believe that there is such a method of retribution. Cheng Wu's voice rang out again.
"Whoever pretends to be a ghost there, there is a kind of get out of Lao Tzu!" Wu Heng roared loudly, the enemy in front of him couldn't see or touch, it really made him very powerless!
"Vice President Wu, you can roll it out for the master first, if it rolls well, the master will reward you with a few dollars to spend." Cheng Wu said with a little frivolity, he simply regarded Wu Heng as a monkey show.
"Humph! It turned out that he was also a guts, and he didn't dare to fight me with real swords and guns, he would only play these conspiracies and tricks in secret! Wu Heng forced himself to calm down, and pretended to be calm.
"Of course, you don't need to deal with shameless people! If you have the ability, you will come and arrest me! If you don't have the ability, you won't go to the thatched house in the future! Otherwise, it's going to fall, haha! Cheng Wu reminded, finished, and quietly left the city gate with the sunspot, hehe, after the excitement, it's time to go back to sleep!
"Damn, I won't let you go!" Wu Heng was so angry that he lost his mind, and gathered countless mysterious powers in his hands and released them into the air, because he couldn't determine the exact location of the enemy at all, so he had to cast it at will towards the void!
"Run! President Wu is crazy! The onlookers saw the light blue Xuanli that was constantly raging wildly in the air, and they were so frightened that they scattered in fright, uh! If you are swept away by Xuanzun's Xuan power, your life will be lost!
"President, stop, stop, they're gone!" When those subordinates saw Wu Heng, who had lost his mind, they hurriedly hid next to him and shouted, hoping to stop his madness, uh! Xuanzun's coercion and momentum are not a joke, although they are just subordinates, they don't want to lose their lives!
And Wu Heng, who was in a frenzy, ignored their words, and still kept urging the Xuan Power in his hand, until the Xuan Power in his body was exhausted, and then he fell to the ground a little decadently, and muttered: "I really ran away!" ”
"Yes! Those two people are long gone! One of his subordinates endured his fear, telling the truth.
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