Chapter 59 is full of tricks and tricks
Long Xiaobai came to the teaching hall to take classes.
Elder Xu was still teaching the "Six Arts of Cultivation", and the other disciples listened attentively, but Long Xiaobai was bored.
First, he has a profound and unique understanding of the "Six Arts of Cultivation", and he is not under Elder Xu, and secondly, the spirit stone that he has worked so hard to get has not yet been glanced at, which is really unbearable.
At first, Elder Xu asked him a few questions, and he answered them casually with little interest, but later, Elder Xu stopped asking, and he was bored and fell asleep unconsciously.
Elder Xu, who was lecturing, suddenly heard a low voice, and frowned, who was so bold that he dared to sleep in class, and when he looked back, he was almost angry.
He knocked on Long Xiaobai's desk, Long Xiaobai woke up, stared embarrassedly, and continued to listen to the class.
But this drowsiness came, no matter how much you rushed away, the more you endured it, the stronger it became, and after a while, the sound sounded again.
Elder Xu reminded him twice in succession, but Long Xiaobai couldn't help it and kept sleepy.
In the end, Elder Xu's face flickered, he was too lazy to care, he was angry and hateful in his heart, relying on his talent, he was lazy and made mistakes, and he could only be reduced to an inferior disciple in the future, and he would not make a difference.
After class, the little fat man gave a thumbs up and praised with admiration: "Boss, you are so hanging, you don't even care about Elder Xu when you sleep in class, cow!"
Is this a compliment or a disservice to me?
Long Xiao glanced at him in vain, didn't bother to explain to him why he was sleeping, thought about the matter of the spirit stone, left a sentence of "come to me in the afternoon", and went back to the residence directly.
Finally had the opportunity to get over the addiction, this guy closed the door, took out a large number of spirit stones from the creation bones, lest the family wealth leak out, run the "dead things simulate" creation method, inject a touch of divine sense, and let the black armor spirit python bone beast hide in the dark to patrol, then rubbed his hands with a cheap smile and sat on the pile of spirit stones, which is called a villain.
The spirit stone is sharp and angular, this guy is not too bad to hurt his buttocks, sitting on it and shaking and shaking, when he is playing, he holds a handful in both hands, and it flows down like sand, full miser.
After playing for a while, he lay down on the spirit stone, and couldn't help but giggle at the thought of having a steady stream of spirit stones to use in the future.
At one o'clock at noon, Zhang Jiu came again with a food box.
His face was pale, his legs were weak, and he was a little weak.
It's no wonder that he ate so many glutinous meals and vegetables in the morning, and was in the toilet all morning, which made him want to die.
Come again at noon, he was really forced by Hu Ming to have no choice, as soon as Long Xiaobai's three-month freshman period passed, he left here, but he had to live here for a lifetime, and he would be a lifelong errand under Hu Ming's hands.
Long Xiaobai sat at the table, looked at him with a sneer, put a plate of glutinous rice and vegetables on the table, and a word came out of his mouth: "Eat." ”
Zhang Jiu rubbed his stomach with palpitations and said, "Childe, the villain is also forced to be helpless, otherwise, the villain will pour it down." ”
Long Xiaobai laughed and said: "Food is not easy to come by, how can it be said that it will be poured down?" Give me food, eat clean, and eat enough, lest others say that I abuse you." ”
Zhang Jiu cried and looked at him with a sad face, aren't you just abusing me?
However, there was no way, Long Xiaobai didn't let go, he couldn't afford to provoke him, so he had to honestly pick up the chopsticks and eat them more reluctantly.
Long Xiaobai watched him the whole time, waited until he finished eating, didn't speak, just watched like that.
Zhang Jiu, who was weak-hearted, asked weakly: "Childe, I'll pack up my things, it's time to go, the yard still has to be cleaned." ”
As you speak, you have to stand up.
"Don't worry," Long Xiaobai stretched out his hand to stop it, and said lightly, "Rest for a while, just finished eating, don't be in a hurry to do those jobs." ”
Zhang Jiuwan said "um" helplessly, and waited for a while, and when he looked at Long Xiaobai again, he actually closed his eyes and began to cultivate.
Zhang Jiu, who wanted to go but couldn't go, could only continue to wait.
But it didn't take long for the rancid vegetables in his stomach to start to stir, like countless knives slowly stirring, and the pain made him uncomfortable.
Cultivators with high cultivation can naturally use aura to recuperate, but they have not reached that realm, and basic physiological activities cannot be avoided, and soon, Zhang Jiu is in a hurry to go to the toilet.
But Long Xiaobai doesn't speak, where does he dare to go?
I had to transport some local muscles, tighten them hard, and firmly clamp my legs around the chair legs, and use my strength to choke them.
In less than a moment, he was dripping in cold sweat and in great pain.
At this time, Long Xiaobai spoke leisurely: "Now, do you have anything to explain to me?"
Zhang Jiu's tone trembled: "Gong...... Son, you have to pay ...... Generation...... What ......"
Long Xiaobai still had his eyes closed, "For example, who instructed you." ”
"I didn't ...... Who, no one...... Command ......"
Zhang Jiu still didn't say.
"Oh. ”
Long Xiaobai said lightly, stopped talking, and continued to cultivate.
After a while, Zhang Jiu's face became red, and his internal organs seemed to have rolled into a pot of porridge, and he was extremely uncomfortable, and finally spoke again: "It's Hu ...... Ming, Hu ...... Explorer...... Let me...... ...... do that."
Long Xiaobai suddenly opened his eyes and threw down the pen and paper on the table.
"Write. Write everything down for me, write it clearly, sign it, and after you finish writing, I will let you go to the toilet and show you the way, so that you don't have to be angry at both ends. ”
Zhang Jiu had already confessed to Hu Ming, and he no longer hid it, and wrote clearly the names of the meals that Hu Ming instructed him to send to Long Xiaobai, as well as the names of the meals he sent.
Long Xiaobai looked at it before nodding at him.
The latter was really suffocated, and without saying a word, he went out with a whoosh, and it was more than half an hour before he came back with numb legs and leaning on the wall.
Long Xiaobai handed him another piece of paper and said, "With this, you don't have to be embarrassed." ”
Zhang Jiu took a look and saw that what was written on the paper was a dismissal order, which probably meant that Long Xiaobai was dissatisfied with his service and wanted him to leave.
Zhang Jiu was overjoyed, with this thing, he also had an explanation for Hu Ming, and thanked him repeatedly: "Thank you Gongzi, thank you Gongzi." ”
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Syllable.
Hu Ming slapped the table, slapped the dismissal order on the table, and shouted: "The little miscellaneous person who dares to dismiss me is really shameless." ”
Zhang Jiuzhan knelt on the ground tremblingly, lowered his head and asked, "Manager Hu, I'm afraid it's not appropriate for me to serve Long Xiaobai again." ”
Hu Ming looked down at him condescendingly, and said in a dark voice: "You didn't say it, I instructed it, right?"
Zhang Jiu said repeatedly: "No, no, absolutely not, give the villain a lot of courage, and don't dare to betray Mr. Hu." ”
How dare he tell the story of writing the testimony, otherwise, he will die even more miserably.
Hu Ming nodded with satisfaction and said, "Very well done, you go to Niu Sheng to get another job, remember, don't mention this matter to anyone, understand?"
"Understood, understood, understood. ”
Zhang Jiu agreed again and again, and exited the hall step by step, only then did he wipe away the cold sweat on his head, and sighed with relief, the days of being angry at both ends finally passed.
Hu Ming in the hall, with a sinister sneer on his face, said proudly: "Long Xiaobai, Long Xiaobai, you have only two meals without food, and you start to lose your temper? Hmph, you offended Uncle Ben, and some of them have the means to cure you." ”
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In the afternoon, the little fat man went to Long Xiaobai's place.
Long Xiaobai handed him a hundred bottles of spiritual liquid added to the spirit stone powder, and told him to cultivate hard, urging him to recite the "Six Arts of Cultivation" by heart.
The little fat man didn't dare to disobey, nodded in agreement, and showed off proudly: "Boss, I am about to have my own little brother now, and you are about to have an apprentice grandchild." ”
Long Xiaobai burst out laughing, looked at the little fat man with a strange expression, and said, "Yo Yo Yo, I can't see it, you dead fat man still have this ability?"
The little fat man scratched his head, patted his ass and said with a smile: "It's still the boss of your light, you are now a popular figure among the new disciples, they know that I have a good relationship with you, and they all come to me." ”
Dare to love this product is to swagger and deceive under his own sign, Long Xiaobai smiled angrily: "Okay, okay, you will look at this matter in the future, it feels good, send them some spiritual liquid, understand?"
Long Xiaobai has never objected to recruiting forces, if he wants to deal with Pang Yu who dominates the Immortal Kingdom in the future, he must cultivate enough forces, and the disciples of the Eastern Heavenly Dao Academy will all join the Immortal Sect in the future, and they will inevitably become his best help.
With the support of Long Xiaobai, the little fat man completely put his mind at ease, patted his chest and said: "Boss, don't worry, leave the matter to me, I will definitely help you do it safely." ”
As soon as he opened his mouth, he couldn't stop talking, and he gushed endlessly: "Now among the new disciples, they are mainly divided into two major factions, one is headed by Huo Yin, and the other is Liu Dan......
Hearing that he couldn't stop talking, Long Xiaobai interrupted him angrily and said, "You don't need to tell me these things, you can use your own brain." ”
After sending the little fat man away, Long Xiaobai began to cultivate with spirit stones.
The martial soul of the Tang Dynasty for a long time felt the pure and simple aura, and the excitement of the long-lost period of time became crazy, and it was frantically absorbed, refined, and grown......
In the evening, it was another servant who arrived with a food box, Yan Song.
As expected, the food box is still full of rancid rice and vegetables.
Long Xiaobai concocted it in the same way and forced Yan Song to eat it.
This Yan Song really didn't call the wrong name, his mouth was like something, he couldn't stand it before he finished a meal, and he poured beans into the bamboo tube and explained what Hu Ming instructed him.
The method is still the same, leaving evidence, a dismissal order, and sending him away.
In the evening, I went to the spirit vein again, and collected all the remaining nearly four hundred spirit stones, and the white spirit stone lotus was estimated to take seven days to mature, so I kept it for the time being.
The next day, another servant was replaced, and Long Xiaobai sent him away in the same way.
sent five servants in a row, and on the morning of the fifth day, Long Xiaobai, who had been waiting for a long time, never saw the servants deliver food, and even the servants who were responsible for cleaning the courtyard and other chores on weekdays were gone.
Long Xiaobai looked at the rising sun, and the corners of his mouth were raised, forming a playful smile.
"Hu Ming, Hu Ming, you are really full of tricks, if you don't send someone to find me, then I'll go to you." ”