On the other end, at home.

Last night, because of the matter of photons, Gao Dong and I were completely drunk, when I went home, it was already more than three o'clock in the middle of the night, wow wow vomited, after the sky was dark, I fell asleep, just entered the state, the phone suddenly rang again, after calling at least six times, I gritted my teeth and connected the phone, and said: "Which big brother camels!" What's going on? I didn't answer it six or seven times, and I continued to fight! ”

"Are you so disgusting day and night?" Liu Di was stunned for a moment, frowned, and asked in an extremely disdainful tone.

"Hah......!" I let out a long yawn, scratched my head, and replied, "What's the matter?" Di is always there! ”

"Sister, I don't have time to look for you, I've been busy all day!" Liu Di said in a somewhat cheap voice.

"Are you sick? You call me early in the morning just to show off how busy you have been lately? Is it a brain puncture? I cursed speechlessly.

", do I need to show off with you a street knife?! Let's have two classes, okay? ”

"Sisters, are you short of men! What are you teasing me early in the morning? I asked irritably.

"What's wrong? Listen to me, and you will react? ”

"What's the reaction?" I glanced at the alarm clock and asked suspiciously.

"Just morning erection!" Liu Di also said lazily in a lazy voice.

"Smack!"

As soon as she finished speaking, a particularly strange feeling came from the crotch of my pants, and I swept down in confusion, and the thin blanket was obviously propped up.

"Hello? Are you dead, talking? Liu Di asked suspiciously.

“… Oh, where are you? I reacted immediately, reached out and pressed the crotch of my pants, pressed what was standing up between my legs, and then clamped it tightly, and asked differently.

"I'm in the toilet!" Liu Di replied casually.

"Why?" I asked, a little trance-like.

"Can I have breakfast in the toilet? Shhh "Liu Di's principle of life is not to miss any opportunity to seduce me.

"Smack!!"

In the middle of the crotch, the third leg violently broke the two thighs, stood up again, I paused calmly for a second, and then asked in a serious voice: "Honey!" Which mobile phone do you have, there is QQ! ”

"Yes, what's wrong?"

"Send me a video!"

"I haven't washed my face yet, it's not good-looking!"

"I don't want to look at my face......!" I was silent for a moment and said brazenly.

"What do you mean?"

"Didi, let's do it. Cannon ......!"

After listening to this, Liu Di sat on the toilet, his face turned red, he grinded his teeth, and said slowly: "You slut!" Zhang Lu said that you are right, Caesar, which one are you the most buried, more than Wang Mumu! ”

"You'd better say something quickly, don't force me to be!"

After I finished speaking, there was a flushing sound on the phone, Liu Di put the phone hands-free, put it next to the bathroom, pulled up her hair, and asked lightly: "You haven't been in contact with Tianyang for a few days?" ”

"Smack!!" As soon as he finished speaking, I slapped my forehead directly, and suddenly remembered that after the incident with the numb face happened, I arranged for them to live at my friend's house, and there were too many things in the past two days, and I never called them.

"Alas, I forgot about these children, what's the matter, they called you?" I sat up tiredly and asked.

"Yes, I'm embarrassed to tell you, I don't have any money in my pocket, and I don't dare to use the card, so I called! I found out that I've known you since I was like a firefighter. Liu Di patted her wet face and said casually.

"Hehe, aren't you a sister-in-law?!"

"Fuck off!"

"Okay, I'll call them back and send some money!" I gasped for breath and jumped out of bed with a strong grip.

"Wait for you and they will starve to death, you don't have to go, I asked my colleagues in the company to just send 50,000 to Tianyang!" Liu Di still said slowly.

"Are you talking big gasps!! Why are you calling me when it's all gone!? I said very unhappily.

"I'm reminding you to remember to return me, OK?"

"Sleep, can you not pay it back?"

"You can sleep for the rest of your life without paying back ......!"

"Do you want to buy it out?"

"Fifty thousand is already a sky-high price for you!" Liu Di wiped his face and put down his hair, blew it with a hair dryer, and ordered: "Come and pick me up, go to the hospital to see Ma Face!" ”

When I heard this, I was silent for a moment, frowned, and replied, "I don't want to go...... It's embarrassing!!"

"Everyone understands you that day, I am a woman, I don't necessarily understand you, when everyone complains and accuses you, I understand you!!" Lyuddy paused, looked down at the phone and said.

"Thank you!"

"When you go downstairs to my house, remember to bring some breakfast, I drink soy milk, don't add sugar, don't add soy milk!" After Liu Di finished speaking, he hung up the phone.

I was stunned for a long time with the phone, and said suspiciously: "What does it mean not to add soy milk??" Do you want me to buy her two catties of raw soybeans? …….”

…….

In Shenyang CITIC Law Firm, in Zhou Jun's office, Zhang Weidong sat on a chair, staring at the inheritance and the entrustment contract as if looking at a book from heaven, pondered for a long time, and asked seriously: "Can these few broken cards be worth 100 million?" ”

"Mr. Zhang, I'm repeating, more than 100 million!" Zhou Jun smelled the smell of garlic spurting from Zhang Weidong's mouth, covered his nose with a handkerchief elegantly and unabashedly, and said in a sullen voice.

"Then which bank should I go to to get this money??" Zhang Weidong still didn't understand and asked.

“…… You inherit shares and real estate, as well as cash, so you don't have to go to the bank!! ”

"Who gave me the money??"

"Your uncle's inheritance, of course, is given to you by your uncle!!"

"You're pure Jb, isn't my uncle crazy?? How did he give it to me! ”

“…… It's because your uncle is crazy that this money can be given to you, understand??! "Zhou Jun was a little devastated.

"Why don't you speak before and after? He's crazy, why is he going to give it to me??? Zhang Weidong said a little irritablely.

"You're a fucking B!! What is a will? and property inheritance is not ??! Just because he is crazy, you can inherit his property and go through the notary office to do justice!! You will own real estate, shares and cash in his name, get it?? Zhou Jun was forced to burst into a foul mouth and shouted.

"Don't you understand Chinese, let me ask you where to get this money and who to take it from!! Why do you keep saying that my uncle is crazy?? Zhang Weidong was also a little dissatisfied with his ignorance, and his tone was quite impulsive.

"Holy!!" The lawyer slapped his thigh twice, organized a language for a long time, and continued: "For example, if you have only one child in your family, your parents will die!" O house, O pigsty! Three donkey carts! And the deposit, who does it belong to! ”

"Of course it's mine!"

"Okay, then go on, since it's all yours, this house, the pigsty, the deposit, how do you get it?" Zhou Jun continued to ask.

", what's the matter!"

"Isn't that a truth?!"

"You said that earlier, didn't I understand it earlier?! , where am I going to get the money? After Zhang Weidong suddenly realized, he continued to ask.

"Poof!"

Zhou Jun squirted, the corners of his mouth twitched, he made a phone call calmly, and said, "Go, call the old man who cleans the toilet and help me give me a lesson!" ”