Chapter 223: Illusion
- Chapter 223: Illusion
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"What is the purpose of a graduation certificate?? Now there are more fake certificates, and the public security bureau can't find out the ID card, and the graduation certificate is even more useless, or the real material is the most affordable, and the current company enterprise recruitment has long been out of the academic qualifications, and those with work experience are preferred...... "Qin Jun said disdainfully. (Updated Fastest Novel Network)
"I have two years of work experience, do you have one?" Bian Lanlan can indeed despise Qin Jun in terms of work.
"Three days to change a job, this can also be called work experience?? Do you want to be an intermediary? "Qin Jun's words are sharp enough, but there is no factual basis, it is all based on speculation and malicious rumors.
"Who changed jobs in three days?? From my graduation to today, I have a job ......" Bian Lanlan's face turned red.
"Really??" Qin Jun raised his eyebrows, "I don't believe ......"
"Whether you believe it or not, I won't work for you, it doesn't matter if you believe it or not...... Bian Lanlan said.
"If you don't believe it, you won't believe it......" Qin Jun said as he shook his head and grimaced.
"Hmph, I'll make you believe it in a while......" Bian Lanlan said with a sneer.
"It's over, it's quarreling again......" Nie Canglong patted his forehead and said distressedly.
As long as the two women get together, there is no moment to stop, for the sake of sesame mung beans, the two girls can quarrel, and they will never get tired of it, as if quarreling is a fun thing.
"Okay, okay, the fish is grilled......" When the big carp was roasted golden yellow, a strong fresh fragrance emanated, and Nie Canglong hurriedly greeted the two girls, hoping that the fish meat could block their mouths.
"Alright??" Bian Lanlan's eyes lit up, and she stretched out her hand to grab the grilled fish, the speed was as fast as lightning, so fast, even if the most powerful thief saw it, he would be ashamed to hit his head against the wall.
"It's my ......" Bian Lanlan took the lead in catching the grilled fish, Qin Jun did not show weakness, and also stretched out his hand to catch the grilled fish.
In the final analysis, it was Bian Lanlan's fast hand that directly snatched the fish, and Bian Lanlan, who grabbed the fish, was waiting to be proud, but found that Nie Canglong still had a fish in his hand, no, it should be half a fish, and this big fish was actually cut in half by Nie Canglong along the dorsal fin.
"Hey, hey, hey......" Qin Jun proudly took the other half of the grilled fish from Nie Canglong's hand, and it was quite heavy to start, and the thick fresh aroma went straight into the nose, and the greedy person swallowed his saliva.
"It's cheaper for you......" Faced with such a result, Bian Lanlan was quite dissatisfied, but there was no way, this fish was too big, and she would never be able to eat this half alone.
"Is it cheap for you, okay??" Qin Jun rolled his eyes and glared at a certain lesbian who was cheap and well-behaved, "For the sake of the size of this fish, I won't care about you, hey, if it's a whole one, I really can't hold it......" said, holding the grilled fish in both hands, and laughed.
"Do you want to cut it open and eat it??" Nie Canglong asked.
"Don't, it's easy to be snatched away by someone when you cut it and eat it......" Qin Jun looked at Bian Lanlan and shook his head vigorously, the girl had long been wary of a certain woman's robbery.
"Hmph......" Bian Lanlan glared at her, snorted, and took a big bite on the grilled fish, the delicious taste immediately filled her mouth, the smooth and tender taste, and the flirtatious tongue was about to knot, and she immediately ignored Qin Jun.
"Let's ......eat too" Qin Jun didn't eat at night, and before he ate the last grilled fish, he was snatched away by Bian Lanlan, at this time, he saw Bian Lanlan eating the grilled fish with a big mouthful of cheeks, and his greedy saliva flowed out, and his stomach was gurgling, how could he still care about competing with Bian Lanlan, and with a snort, he bit off a large piece of meat from the back of the fish and ate it in a big gulp.
"Is it that delicious??" Nie Canglong tore off a piece of meat from the rib fan and ate it slowly, to be honest, eating is already dispensable for him now, even if he doesn't eat, he won't feel hungry.
"Woo woo woo woo ......" The girl's mouth was stuffed with fish, and she couldn't speak at all, but looking at her head suddenly, she also knew that she was quite satisfied with the grilled fish. (Please remember our website novel.com)
"Eat slowly, eat slowly, and no one will rob you of ......" Nie Canglong watched her eat fish, and he was a little dizzy.
"What's that, can you let Lao Dao eat some??" The somewhat obscene voice of the Cloud Zhongzi Daoist sounded beside the two of them.
"Didn't you say that no one robbed me??" Qin Jun immediately swallowed the fish in his mouth, took the grilled fish, and quickly hid behind Nie Canglong. ,
"Female doll, when are we going to grab your fish and eat it?? Don't we care if you order something to eat?? Without waiting for Nie Canglong to say anything, Yun Zhongzi Dao took two steps forward with a smile on his face, "This fish meat is fragrant, it is clearly a spiritual thing, eating it can improve your physique, and Lao Dao will not take advantage of you......" As he spoke, he took out a wine gourd from his waist, "Lao Dao will share the treasured good wine with you......"
"Huh??" Watching the action of the Daoist of Yunzhongzi taking out the wine gourd, it was even more evil than Liu Qian, Nie Canglong couldn't help frowning, "Where is the Daoist's wine gourd hidden??" Why couldn't you see it at all before?? ”
"Of course it's hidden on the body, Lao Dao's wine gourd is a treasure, if you want to know its secret, I'm afraid it's ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang narrowed his eyes, staring at Qin Jun's grilled fish with a wicked smile on his face.
"If you want to eat fish, unless you give me the gourd......" Qin Jun said with a roll of his eyes.
"This can't be done...... Yun Zhongzi Dao Elder hurriedly took the gourd into his arms, and looked at Qin Jun with a vigilant expression, "This is the most valuable thing on Lao Dao's body, can I give it to you......"
"Then I can only tell you I'm sorry......" the girl said, taking a light bite on the back of the fish, "Well, it smells so good......"
"Gollum ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi swallowed his saliva, and turned his gaze to Bian Lanlan again, "That, big sister ......"
"What?? I called her a girl doll just now, and now I call me a big sister, am I older than her?? Bian Lanlan looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi, her face was quite unkind, and she glared at Qin Jun viciously.
"Of course you're older than me, don't you know yourself??" Qin Jun said with a smile.
"How so? Don't listen to her nonsense......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Leader hurriedly denied it.
"What does that mean??" Bian Lanlan ignored Qin Jun, but stared at the Cloud Neutral Dao Elder aggressively, and some words came out of the Cloud Neutral Dao Chief's mouth, far more powerful than her own counterattack.
"That, let's make an analogy...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi is an old fox, so he naturally knows what Bian Lanlan wants to hear, "My master nephew is two years older than my junior brother, don't you still call him uncle??" So, there is no direct relationship between generation and age......"
"So, I'm older than her??" Bian Lanlan was happy, glanced at Qin Jun, and found that the girl's face was dark, and she couldn't help but feel even more proud.
"Tacitly, tacitly......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist hurriedly smiled, "I don't know ...... this fish"
"Originally, it's nothing to give you two bites, after all, you're not old, if you want to eat, I won't give it, we don't look good on both sides, but who told you to take care of someone to eat first?? Since someone has made a bid, and you say that if I ask for a lower price than her, doesn't that mean that I am not as good as her? If you want to eat fish, you can say, give me the wine gourd, and you sing me another song, and this half of the grilled fish will be yours......" Bian Lanlan said leisurely.
"You're darker than her......" Bian Lanlan's words, the already dark face of the angry Yunzhongzi Daoist became even darker, "Forget it, the old Taoist won't eat ......" said, returned to the wolf skin, and continued to sleep.
Let him exchange the wine gourd for meat to eat, unless his head is watery, not to mention, he has to sing music, the old Taoist priest has been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, but he has heard the opera red people sing in the Goolan Courtyard, but he has never sung it, and he does not plan to sing it to anyone in the future, in his eyes, those who sing music are all lowly, Bian Lanlan let him sing music, which is already a very bad insult.
"Look at your old way, you really don't have a humor cell, it's just a joke with you, are you serious?? Isn't it just a bite of fish? I, Bian Lanlan, am also a model of respecting the old and loving the young, do you want to be angry when you eat fish? ? Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes, walked to the old Taoist priest, and said.
"Lao Dao doesn't eat it, stay away from me, don't let the smell of Lao Dao's body stink your fish meat......" Yun Zhongzi Dao said with a long snort.
"Look at you, you really don't know how to make trouble, you are anxious when you make trouble, you are exactly the same as someone, if you don't know, you still think you two are father and daughter......" Qin Jun walked over with a smile, and as he spoke, he looked back and forth on the faces of the two, and the expressions on his faces became more and more surprised, "You two look ...... The more you look at it, the more it looks......"
"Who are you talking about??" Bian Lanlan's face immediately darkened.
"Whoever agrees is who ......" Qin Jun smiled evilly, "Hmph, if someone hadn't been weak-hearted, he wouldn't have jumped out in such a hurry......
"Are you ......" Bian Lanlan glared at Qin Jun, her eyes suddenly softened, and a smile appeared on the corner of her mouth, as if she had seen something funny.
"You ......" Qin Jun was a little weak-hearted, "You...... What are you laughing at?? ”
"Am I smiling?? I didn't laugh......" Seeing that Qin Jun's heart was empty, the smile on Bian Lanlan's face became even stronger, "I made people scold, how can I still laugh......"
"You ......" Qin Jun was deflated, Bian Lanlan played with such a hand, which really made her feel powerful and had nowhere to go.
"What's wrong with me?? It's not allowed to laugh and laugh?? Bian Lanlan's smile became brighter, and she was proud: In other words, that "One Sentence Thing" is really a reference, I don't say anything, I just smile at her, I have to laugh at her......
"I didn't scold you......" Qin Jun was even more weak-hearted, no matter what she thought, she couldn't figure it out, what was this Bian Lanlan laughing at, "You are not allowed to spew blood, the Taoist of Yunzhongzi is an old immortal, if you two are father and daughter, you will take a big advantage......"
"Hmph......" Bian Lanlan tried to make her smile brighter than just now, and the smile on her face was a little stiff.
"You're still laughing?? If you laugh again, do you believe me or not......" Qin Jun's appearance was like a frightened white rabbit.
"I didn't say anything, I didn't do anything, I just smiled......" Qin Jun was about to collapse, Bian Lanlan's smile this time was from the heart.
"Laugh, laugh if you like to laugh......" Qin Jun's eyes flickered, and he ran behind Nie Canglong and hid.
"Hahahaha......" Bian Lanlan finally won, and couldn't help but be proud of hahadaxiao.
"What are you laughing at?? And let people not sleep?? Yuan Siyu's voice came from the tent, which immediately stopped Bian Lanlan's daxiao voice, as if a male duck had been choked by the neck.
"Hmph......" Bian Lanlan was in a good mood, and she didn't bother with Yuan Siyu, and handed half of the grilled fish in her hand to Daoist Yun Zhongzi, "Seeing that you are so old, I won't tease you, take it and eat it, if it's not enough, just take care of a certain woman, if she dares not to give it, I will announce something, hum ......"
"Big sister, you are so bright...... Yun Zhongzi raised his thumb at Bian Lanlan with a smile and beckoned to Qin Jun, "Female doll, don't you bring the fish over?" I haven't eaten fish in eighteen years, so I'm enjoying myself today......"
The old Taoist priest was proud as if he had won a lottery ticket of 10 million, and said, the coolest thing in life is the current world newspaper, you just bullied me, and in a blink of an eye, we will bully back, in this world, is there anything more cool than this? ?
"I won't give it to ......" Qin Jun hasn't eaten enough, how can he give it to him??
"Ahem...... " Bian Lanlan coughed lightly and looked at Qin Jun with a smile, the meaning is obvious, look at your performance, your performance is good, everything is easy to say, and your performance does not satisfy us, so don't blame us for being polite......
"You announce it, I just want to hear about it......" Qin Jun's eyes flickered, and he ate the fish with his mouth, but his ears were pricked up.
"This is what you said, I want to say it, don't blame me......" Bian Lanlan sneered.
"I don't blame you......" The girl said in a voice, but her elbow touched Nie Canglong, and she said with some dissatisfaction: "She bullied me, and you don't care about ......"
"I'm synthesizing her information and analyzing what she's laughing at......" Nie Canglong said in a loud voice.
"So did you synthesize??" The girl's eyes lit up and she asked.
"Almost......" Nie Canglong said with some uncertainty.
"What is it?? What the hell is she laughing at?? The girl asked.
"Smirk, giggle for no reason......" Nie Canglong said.
"I don't know if she's smirking or not, but I think you're stupid enough......" Qin Jun rolled his eyes.
"No, what do you think, what is she laughing at for no reason?? If she knew anything, wouldn't she have threatened you a long time ago?? Do you have to wait until now?? Nie Canglong said.
"What you said, it's really not unreasonable......" Qin Jun blinked his eyes and handed the fish to Nie Canglong, "Help me take it, I'll repair her and ......"
"You can be careful, if you don't use Qing now, you will definitely not be able to beat her......" Nie Canglong took the grilled fish and admonished.
"Don't worry, don't need Qing, I can cure her too......" Qin Jun's big eyes narrowed, a sinister smile appeared at the corner of his mouth, and he slowly walked towards Bian Lanlan.
"You...... What do you want?? I warn you, if you come over again, I will not be polite to you, I will really tell you about it......" Seeing Qin Jun slowly walking towards her, especially with a hint of ill-intentioned smile on the corner of her mouth, Bian Lanlan was also empty-hearted. ,
"Say it, if you can't say it, I should talk about you......" Qin Jun said with a smile, a pair of eyes with a hint of danger.
"What's the matter with me?? Don't talk nonsense......" Bian Lanlan said.
"Is there really something...... "Daoist Yunzhongzi suddenly interjected.
"Huh??" The two girls couldn't help but look at him, but saw that his thick eyebrows were frowning tightly, and a trace of coldness flashed in his pupils.
"It's really something...... Nie Canglong's voice was cold and cold, and a trace of murderous intent instantly filled his body, and this murderous intent spread out, directly passing over the bodies of the two women.
"Hiss......" The two women were excited at the same time, and they all gasped, as if something hidden in the depths of their bodies had been driven out.
"You see that, too??" Daoist Yun Zhongzi ignored the two women, but stood up and stared at Nie Canglong with burning eyes, as if he was afraid that he would break out and hurt people.
"What are you looking at me for?? Don't let me misunderstand, I'll cut you down......" Nie Canglong said coldly.
"Huh......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang breathed a sigh of relief, "It's good that you're okay, your son is really a freak, and his mood is a mess......"
"Can the state of mind be described as strong? Your education level is really high......" Nie Canglong said this, but the next moment he appeared beside Qin Jun, grabbed her waist, and casually threw the grilled fish to the old Taoist.
"Don't need me??" The old Taoist priest took the grilled fish and put the two pieces of grilled fish together, "It's okay, the old Taoist is old, and he doesn't like to fight and kill, so I'll give you a sweep in the back......"
"What the hell is going on?? Is there a monster again?? Qin Jun was a little nervous.
"I ...... I can't beat the demon beast......" Bian Lanlan trembled, jumped directly to the old Taoist's side, and curled up, Nie Canglong protects Qin Jun and is also responsible for the next battle, so there will definitely be no distraction to protect her, then hiding next to the old Taoist priest is the most haode choice...... Although the old Taoist priest is quite sloppy and obscene, his strength is still quite good.
"You let the demon beast trap today......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang'er glanced around, and explained to them in his mouth, "I'm sure there is a demon beast that is good at illusion near us, it can guide people's subconscious according to the flaws in people's hearts, and ultimately control people's behavior......"
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