I had the heart to ask Xiaoqin to help me out of the siege, but I felt that it was too cruel to Su Qiao to do this, and if Aunt Ren was alarmed, she would have a bad impression of me, maybe she would misunderstand me, and I would even have to take my life.

Speaking of which, the person who marries Xiaoqin in the future can be regarded as having poured blood mold for eight lifetimes! Do you need to ask why? The mother-in-law is the heir of the Beidou God Fist! If you don't treat your wife well, you will be served by the Beidou Hundred Cracks! Tricks such as "The sky will be fierce", "Rock Mountain Two Chopping Waves" and other tricks will definitely hit your head to show teasing, and when you meet people, it is called "Ge Ge" (please read the second tone), zuihou has tears in his eyes, saliva runs down the corners of his mouth, and roars: "My life has no regrets!" "It's such an inexplicable burp!

After thinking about it, I didn't send a distress message to Xiaoqin, but just told her that I was going to stay up late to read the script and not to disturb me again, otherwise I would fire her from the position of my secret girlfriend.

I don't know if it's because I'm nervous or something else, my tongue is a little big, and I actually said "reading the script" as "doing the script", but fortunately Xiaoqin didn't pay attention.

After hanging up the phone, I turned my gaze back to the script on the bed.

Please note that what I am talking about is the real script that I put on the side of my pillow and printed out of paper invented by Mr. Cai Lun, the great inventor of my country, not the half-dishroded and tearful one in the middle of the bed.

I decided not to get close to Su Qiao's body as much as possible, and simply used the mouth cannon to persuade her to give up the unspoken rules, since the anime male protagonists have LV999's mouth cannon ability, I feel that I am not unavoidable.

Not modestly speaking, although my academic performance is not very good, but I think I always have a higher IQ than the male protagonist Naruto Uzumaki of "Naruto", and he can persuade small and medium-sized bosses to cry and change their ways, why can't I?

So I said to Su Qiao, who closed his eyes and waited for death (this adjective is the most appropriate):

"You misunderstood, I, I didn't mean that to you!"

To make my words more convincing, I blocked my crotch with an air conditioner remote control and added a TV remote control for perfection.

With the two remotes in my hands, my confidence increased, and I felt that even if Madara Uchiha was standing in front of me, I would be able to persuade him to cry and rob the ground, and he would be ashamed of himself for bribing me physically...... No, it's confused, that's what it means.

I remember when the anime male protagonist launched the mouth cannon skill,Commonly used mood words are "Isn't it", "Also", "Not all",Although it seems meaningless, it's actually significant.,It's all up to them to break through and expand the harem.,Of course, there's also "everyone", which is pronounced as "Mina" in Japanese, a high-frequency pronoun.

The general practical application is as follows:

"Aren't everyone all ninjas from Konoha Village?"

"Courage is something you have in your body!"

"I understand, and everybody understands!"

So I drew a gourd and said:

"Do you do this kind of thing, will your parents in your hometown be happy?"

Su Qiao slightly opened her eyelashes wet with tears, and tilted her head to me while lying on the bed.

"But I've heard people say, don't actresses do that?"

Huh? Why did you snatch my "no-du"! The original design of the haode lines suddenly lost their explosiveness! Seeing that you are not covered with tears and tears, are you still thinking about competing with me for the throne of No.1 of the mouth cannon!

I quickly said with emotion in my heart:

"Is everyone's misunderstanding of the entertainment industry so deep! Didn't Liu Xiaoqing also say that there are no unspoken rules in the Chinese entertainment industry? ”

Seeing that Su Qiao didn't answer, I thought that my mouth cannon had worked, so I immediately took advantage of the victory to pursue, and said like a cannon:

"Do you think that your young and beautiful flesh is only worth the price? Everybody ......"

"Are you willing to sacrifice yourself even if the other party is an old man with a wrinkled face? Everybody ......"

Twice I wanted to add a sentence that starts with "everyone" to increase the effect, but I couldn't think of the next sentence in a hurry, making this "everyone" sound like my mouth fetish, like some Chinese characters in Japanese animation, who will add a "Aru" at the end of the sentence when speaking. So my next sentence became:

"Isn't this kind of thing supposed to be done with the person you like, such as your future husband, everyone!"

After being bombarded by my "everyone" mouth cannon in turn, Su Qiao sighed and replied in a very sad tone:

"Mr. Ye, I'm ...... I don't think my body is particularly precious, it often gets injured during acrobatic training, and even if it does, it won't be more sad than breaking a leg or bending a waist, right? ”

"And...... Although I haven't had a boyfriend, my husband will definitely suspect that I am not a virgin after marriage, so I just ......"

"Huh?" I couldn't help but interject, "Weishenme, your future husband would suspect that kind of thing?" ”

Su Qiao didn't dare to look me in the eye when he spoke.

"Because...... Because of acrobatics, my hymen broke when I was 12 years old, and I had a lot of blood on the training ground...... However, this kind of vulgar reason should not be believed by any man now, anyway, if you want to be regarded as a liar who pretends to be a virgin, it is better to simply ......"

Do you simply give up on yourself? Because you want to be suspected of not being a virgin, why don't you just break the jar and break it!

"Actually...... In fact, if I can meet a young man like Mr. Ye, my luck should be considered haode, right? At least the object of dedication is not the old man, and I can barely accept it......"

As if she suddenly realized that the word "reluctantly" would anger me, she quickly changed her words and said, "No, I mean, I'm glad that the other party is Mr. Ye's!" ”

Seeing that my face was cloudy, she blinked her eyes and said to me as if she had suddenly realized:

"Mr. Ye? Are you afraid of triggering the law? ”

Huh? What law did I break against? Do unspoken rules trigger the law? And I didn't even touch you with a finger, so why did the police arrest me?

"That, Mr. Ye, although my face looks a little small, but I am already an adult, you don't have to worry about breaking the law, the age on my ID card is 18 years old......"

Was it because I was afraid that I would be worried about "prostituting underage girls"? You're an adult, but I'm not an adult! In the United States, I am the one who suffers! You'll have to pay me for mental damages!"

Of course, in China, as the school doctor female hooligan Chen Yingran said, there is no legal protection for a minor boy like me to be insulted, and even if Su Qiao jumped up and raped me, I would not find a place to sue her.

But age was indeed a starting point to persuade her to leave, and I switched myself into rogue mode, and said to her with a big grin:

"Hey, hey, hey, you're 18 years old on your ID card, how old are you?"

Hearing the impatience in my tone, Su Qiao replied tremblingly:

"I ...... I'm actually 17 years old......"

"Oh, 17 years old...... That's 3 years older than me, isn't it! I suddenly raised my voice, "What a crime you should be guilty of seducing a 14-year-old minor as a big sister who knows the law and understands the law!" Do you know that after the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China, China's laws have been revised, and if you have sex with me as a minor, whether I agree or not, you will rape me! ”

Actually, it was all, but my serious expression scared Su Qiao.

"What? You...... Are you only 14 years old? How can it be? Looks like me...... Aren't you a high school student? ”

Because I was overly shocked by my real age, Su Qiao didn't even use honorifics for me, but it was just right.

"Hmph, I'm not a high school student, I'm only in my second year of junior high school now," I replied, "I used to be a very innocent and innocent good boy, I thought that men and women would have children if they just held hands, but thanks to you, my mind has become very dirty now—and the phone call I just received was actually from the police, and this hotel is full of surveillance cameras just in case...... Just in case someone is bad for underage boys! If you don't leave the room quickly, you'll wait to be charged with being a female rapist! ”