Chapter 1224: Who is Psychotic?
"My name is Shu Shuang, thank you for taking care of Xiaohan when he has a brain problem!" In Shu Undefeated's room, Shu Shuang took the lead in shaking hands with Bai Lingsu generously, and said boldly, "I am already Xiaohan's woman now, congratulations to me!" ”
Chen Xiaohan's originally calm expression disappeared without a trace at once, his face was full of pain, and his forehead was twisted into Sichuan characters.
"Xiaohan and I are sisters and brothers, and I don't have a family, so I treat Xiaohan as my own brother. You may not believe it, sometimes there is really an indescribable and unclear fate between people! Bai Lingsu smiled, generously held Shu Shuang's hand and said, "Will I call you brother and daughter-in-law in the future, or will you call me sister?" ”
"You call me sister, I'm older than you!" Seeing Bai Lingsu generously explain the relationship with Chen Xiaohan, a big stone in Shu Shuang's heart fell to the ground, but thinking that he was going to call a younger sister than himself, he was very unwilling, and said very slyly, "When Xiaohan and I officially get married, I call you sister!" Now we're going to call each one his own! ”
"Sister Shu is good!" Bai Lingsu said with an unusually well-behaved smile.
"Sister, don't bother with her! She's the type of kicking her nose and face! Chen Xiaohan saw that the two girls had greeted each other, smiled and invited Bai Lingsu to sit down, glared at Shu Shuang and said, "If you come nonsense, don't expect to marry me!" ”
"It's up to you to get married or not now, my belly has been made big by you, you can't marry me!" Shu Shuang sat next to Chen Xiaohan very rogues, leaning on Chen Xiaohan with half of his body and said with a smile.
"Ahem-" Bai Lingsu blushed a little, glanced at Shu Shuang, smiled, and didn't know what to say.
"You've eaten too much! Death to the side! Chen Xiaohan really wanted to beat Shu Shuang, but with Shu Shuang's violent temper, in case Shu Shuang turned his face with himself, he couldn't beat him, let alone say it; Even if you can beat it, Shu Shuang will sprinkle it with yourself, and you can't bear it. "Why don't you go and see if grandpa came back! It's really yours, I don't go to find grandpa by myself, but let the director help find it! ”
"Xiaohan, you can't talk nonsense in front of Su Su, I just said that I was going to find grandpa! Is it Zhen Cheng who took the initiative to find it? You can't wronged anyone! Shu Shuang pinched Chen Xiaohan, looked at Bai Lingsu and said, "Susu, you can prove it for me!" ”
"Sister Shu Shuang is right, Zhen Cheng took the initiative to go!" Bai Lingsu replied with a smile, looked at Chen Xiaohan and said enviously, "You two are so affectionate!" ”
"-" Chen Xiaohan was very suspicious that Bai Lingsu was still motion sickness, how could he talk nonsense?
"Giggles-" The comfortable and happy daxiao, the more he looks at Bai Lingsu, the more he likes it.
"Haha, I want to see what my apprentice looks like!" The door of the room suddenly opened, and Shu Undefeated's voice came boldly and loudly.
"Hello Grandpa Shu!" When Bai Lingsu heard the voice, he hurriedly got up, and before he had time to take a closer look, he took the lead in bowing down to say hello.
As soon as Shu Undefeated's short and fat figure like KFC's grandfather entered the house, the whole big room seemed to be much narrower.
"What is the name of grandpa, it will be called master in the future!" Shu Undefeated looked at the delicate girl in front of him who was stubborn and slightly petite, and was very satisfied.
"Call the master!" Zhen Cheng saw Bai Lingsu looking at him, nodded and urged.
"The master sits down first, and Lingsu wants to give tea and worship the master!" Bai Lingsu screamed, but still stood respectfully.
"Pedantic!" Shu Shuang said disdainfully, "What age is it, and you are still doing this!" ”
"Then we won't have to have a wedding ceremony, that's even more pedantic!" Chen Xiaohan warned in a low voice, "You'd better be normal!" ”
"I'm not normal, I'm mad at you!" Shu Shuang twisted Chen Xiaohan angrily, but he stopped talking nonsense. Seeing his grandfather sitting down, Bai Lingsu was serving tea according to the etiquette of a disciple, Shu Shuang seemed to have thought of something, and suddenly shouted, "Wait a minute, and then apprentice!" ”
"Nonsense! What are you messing around again! Shu Undefeated was about to take Bai Lingsu's tea, but suddenly heard his granddaughter screaming, almost knocked over a cup of hot tea, and scolded angrily, "If there is a fart, let it go!" ”
A painful expression appeared on Bai Lingsu's originally respectful face, and his original comfortable personality was like that of his grandfather.
"I also want to worship you as a teacher with Su Su!" Shu Shuang stood up, hurriedly poured a cup of tea, stood side by side with Bai Lingsu, and said loudly, "I can't be a niece, I want to be a senior sister!" ”
"Fuck off!" Shu Undefeated scolded angrily, "According to your logic, I accepted you as an apprentice, are you going to call me dad in the future?" ”
Zhen Cheng held his mouth, his expression was struggling. It is really incomprehensible that this superb grandson is actually the top military fortification expert in Huaxia Kingdom.
"yes!" Shu Shuang seemed to have just reacted, looked at Bai Lingsu, and said with a sly turn of his eyes, "We each call each other, you are not allowed to take advantage of me!" Otherwise, you will call my grandfather master grandpa in the future! ”
"Refreshing!" Chen Xiaohan saw Zhen Cheng's appearance with a wicked smile, stepped forward and grabbed Shu Shuang, and yelled very manly, "Sit on the sofa for me!" ”
"Oh!" Shu Shuang didn't resist anymore, and sat down obediently.
"Master, please drink tea!" Bai Lingsu hurriedly served hot tea to Shu Undefeated, and said with a serious face, "The apprentice will definitely serve you like Sister Shu, and honor you like your own grandfather!" ”
"Good! Good! Good! Shu Shuang served the hot tea, shouted three times in a row, and drank a cup of hot tea despite the heat.
"Congratulations to Shu Lao for receiving a good apprentice!" Zhen Cheng had been standing respectfully, and when he saw that the ceremony was completed, he stepped forward and congratulated with a smile, "Today is also a double happiness, let's go have a meal together and drink some wine to celebrate!" ”
"Don't always be old and old, it's uncomfortable to listen to! You also call grandpa with us! I am a pair with Xiaohan, you and Su Su are a couple, just two of us, plus my grandfather, the family celebrates! How comfortable does that sound? I can't even speak, and I'm still the director! Shu Shuang was quiet for less than three minutes, and began to fire missiles again, but this time it was Zhen Cheng who was shot.
"Haha-" Shu Buru touched his few mustaches, and looked at Zhen Chengyi's daxiao.
Bai Lingsu's cheeks flushed, but he didn't say anything to refuse.
"Brother-in-law! haha! Chen Xiaohan cooperated very badly.
"Ahem!" Zhen Cheng was very embarrassed, looking at Bai Lingsu's shy and expectant appearance, Zhen Cheng couldn't say anything strange about the scenery, but it wouldn't be a matter if he kept misunderstanding like this.
"Master, stop kidding! Zhen Cheng has a girlfriend! Seeing Zhen Cheng's embarrassed appearance, Bai Lingsu sighed lightly and hurriedly helped Zhen Cheng exonerate.
"Empress E's daughter is nothing unpleasant! Susu, are you so shy? Shu Shuang said to Zhen Cheng a little angrily, "You can't bully my junior sister in the future, you know?" ”
"What is this! Why is it so messy! Shu Undefeated felt that he was going to take medicine, and his head was a little messy by his granddaughter.
"Eat! Let's eat! Zhen Cheng invited with a wry smile on his face.
"I agree! Sister Bai is hungry too! The other brothers have also finished lunch, and we haven't eaten yet, so we're really hungry! Chen Xiaohan restrained his laughter, stood up and echoed.
"Wait a minute, I have one more thing to explain!" Shu Shuang saw that his grandfather was about to get up, and hurriedly said with a serious face, "I want to explain the future!" ”
"You're going to die?"
"Get out! I'm dead, you can marry a little wife, right? Shu Shuang pushed Chen Xiaohan and scolded, "I'm talking about business, it's after we enter the cave tomorrow!" ”
"It's into a cave! What a cave house! Chen Xiaohan wailed, and no longer bothered with the madman Shu Shuang.
"Go ahead, I'll take care of grandpa!" Bai Lingsu knew what Shu Shuang meant, nodded and solemnly assured.
"You two will leave with grandpa first, I have something to explain to Su Su alone!" Shu Shuang saw an impatient look on his grandfather's face, waved his hand, and motioned for Zhen Cheng and Chen Xiaohan to accompany the old man to leave first, but he grabbed Bai Lingsu and said seriously.
"Okay, then you should hurry up!" Zhen Cheng admonished, turned around and walked out of the door with Chen Xiaohan and Shu Undefeated.
The room was huge, and although the instruments took up a lot of space, the two girls still felt so empty and weird sitting on the sofa.
"My grandfather has a mental problem! Although he has been treated for so many years, he has not been able to be cured, and he always forgets to take medicine every day, so you have put away this list of medicines, and tell grandpa to take medicine on time! Shu Shuang put a list with the name of the medicine on the coffee table very seriously, and said in a deep voice.
"Good! I'll familiarize myself with it tonight! Bai Lingsu took the medicine list, browsed it, and carefully put it away.
"My grandfather is over 90 years old, and people are getting more and more confused! He teaches you something, and if you don't understand something, you also coax him to be happy, and when I come back, you ask me! ”
"Haode, Xiexie you!"
"My grandfather studied a lot of things! The knowledge about the military has been passed on to me, so you need to learn more about it, so that we can communicate with each other in the future! ”
"Didn't Grandpa Shu teach you all?"
"All? Don't be funny! My grandfather was a bookworm and an idiot all his life! I didn't learn a tenth of what he did. So if you want to be an expert in a certain area, it's best to talk to him before he teaches you. ”
"Oh!" Bai Lingsu agreed, his eyes were shining, there were many things he didn't understand about the content of the fragment of "Grip the Sutra", this time he should have found the right person.
"Xiaohan and I followed Zhen Cheng into the underground base this time, and grandpa's life is all up to you! There are no servants in this villa, and you will have to help deal with grandpa's clothes or something! I won't say anything grateful, after all, you are now Grandpa's apprentice. But from a granddaughter's point of view, I'm still not at ease! ”
"Understand, it's human nature!" Bai Lingsu nodded, looked at Shu Shuang and said, "Sister's personality is so bold, don't hide it!" I am also a child from a poor family, my family was in a car accident, unfortunately all passed away, and now I have the opportunity to take care of my grandfather, not only is it not a burden for me, but a kind of spiritual sustenance. ”
"That's good!" Shu Shuang nodded with satisfaction, thought about it, it seemed that there was nothing to advise, stood up, stretched and said, "Then let's go eat now!" ”
"Good! Dine! Bai Lingsu stood up, followed Shu Shuang with a smile, and walked out of the house with a light step.
"By the way, Su Su, I ask you something, and you have to answer truthfully!" Walking to the door, Shu Shuang seemed to remember something, and suddenly turned around and asked Bai Lingsu.
"You just said hello!" Bai Lingsu stopped and looked at Shu Shuang suspiciously.
"Did you sleep with Zhen Cheng?" Shu Shuang was mysterious, and asked in a low voice with a pale face, "Did Zhen Cheng persist in bed for a long time?" ”
Bai Lingsu looked at Shu Shuang dumbfounded, and wanted to turn around and get the anti-schizophrenic pills on the coffee table. This Shu is undefeated and seems to be mentally normal, and the one in front of him is really mentally ill!