We arrived at the airport at six o'clock, after all, our handcuffs and other items could not be brought on the plane, so we went to check them in advance. When I arrived at the airport, Xiao Zhang's humor was reflected.

First of all, this kid saw a few elderly people and asked, "Wang Jiao, we got on the plane, if these old people don't have seats, don't we, we still have to give them to them." Then we spent so much money to buy the ticket, isn't it a loss? ”

I'm so annoyed, and I'm sad to death. Wu Di kept secretly laughing there.

When I got to the plane, this kid looked left and right, and finally took off, so he ran to me and sat down: "Wang Jiao, great, it's not full, and I didn't sell standing tickets." "It's really good, someone must have not come, or I don't know what kind of foreign appearance this kid can have.

After a while, the plane delivered a snack, it was a small peanut, and each person was given a packet. When he arrived at Xiao Zhang, he shook his head: "Thank you, I don't want it, I brought it myself." As he spoke, he actually took out a small snack from his small bag.

I took the little peanut in my hand and asked him, "Are you allergic to this?" ”

Xiao Zhang shook his head, took one from my bag, and put it in his mouth: "It's not bad, it's delicious." ”

I asked him, "Then why don't you?" ”

Xiao Zhang leaned in front of my ear and whispered, "The things on the train are so expensive, and the ones on the plane must be even more outrageous." ”

Xiao Zhang made me don't know if I want money, and patted Wu Di in front of me on the shoulder: "Team Wu, do you want money for these things?" ”

Wu Di smiled: "Brother, you can really do it, this is all for you." ”

When Xiao Zhang heard it, he immediately stood up: "Waiter, bring me some drinks and snacks." ”

In the end, the south is humid, probably after Changsha, it is obvious that it is raining outside, Xiao Zhang asked me: "Wang Jiao, it is raining, can the driver still see the road, there will be no danger, right?" ”

I didn't really think of that, but it makes sense to think about it. But Xiao Zhang's next sentence made me really vomit blood.

"Wang Jiao, I think the pilot must be invisible, you said that there are no wipers on the plane. If there were, it probably wouldn't have much of an impact. ”

This kid came out of the toilet, ran to me, and whispered: "Wang Jiao, where do you say that our urine will fall, and do you say that we are usually urinated on sometimes?" ”

It was more than twelve o'clock after getting off the plane, Wu Di said: "Brother, you haven't been here, the scenery is very good, we have to contact the local government first, you two go around tomorrow, I will go to their bureau to submit a letter of cooperation." ”

How embarrassed I was to play on my own and keep them busy. We found a hotel nearby, which was really expensive.

The next day, we took a taxi together and went to their local public security bureau.

On the road, we saw that many of their cars started with the word Qiong, so we asked the taxi driver: "Hello master, where is your car with Qiong?" ”

The driver said, "This is our Qiongzhou." ”

Xiao Zhang whispered: "Isn't it poor here?" ”

Wu Di also heard it and said, "It used to be very poor here, but now it is really not poor, and it is much richer than us." ”

Xiao Zhang asked again: "Then why are the cars here all poor (Qiong B)." ”

We went to their public security bureau and they happily cooperated, after all, the eight departments and their business units. And invited us to play here for a few days, I certainly can't say anything, the old guy from the eight places said, "It depends, let's do the task first." ”

In the afternoon, we found out that the kid was in Sanya, so they sent four SWAT team members to follow us. However, when I arrived at the place, I found that the target had not moved. As soon as we looked at the environment, we knew that the target must be to take off our clothes and swim in the sea. We just have to wait.

I'm idle, watching them swim, there are too many beautiful women, although they are not too revealing, but they are enough to feast the eyes. In particular, there are a few old ladies who may not have brought swimsuits, but went down directly in small skirts, and when they came up, they could faintly see two black pearls.

The phone rang, and I saw that it was Xiao Zhang, and I answered it immediately. Xiao Zhang told me that I had found Shui Wude, and I went over and asked, "Did you catch it?" ”

Xiao Zhang whispered: "I have nothing to do, I saw Shui Wude lying on the small recliner, should we catch him." ”

I went over and asked Wu Di: "Brigade Wu, our brother sees that the water is immoral, do you want to do it now." ”

Wu Di was also very excited when he heard it: "There, take me to see." ”

Xiao Zhang and Wu Di and I secretly glanced at it from a distance, and it really looked like Shui Wude. I thought Wu Di would say, "Catch, catch now." ”

But Wu Di said: "Xiao Zhang, you are far away from the monitor, call me if there is any movement, but don't startle the snake." "Then I went back again.

I asked, "Why don't you do that now?" ”

Wu Di said: "It's not sure it's him yet, and the most important thing is that I don't know how many people he is. ”

Waiting for Xiao Zhang to call, we followed and saw Shui Wude and a woman talking and laughing and went to the shower. The guy in the eighth place was located, and sure enough, when he came out, the signal was moving, which confirmed that he was right. A few local special police officers rushed up and pressed both men and women to the ground, attracting countless surprised glances.

As soon as we handcuff Shui Wude, we all know that this is the public security arresting people.

When they arrived at their bureau, Director Bian, who was in charge of the criminal police, said: "Brothers must not leave, I will arrange for someone to take you to play for a few days." ”

Wu Di and I really didn't know what to say, and the elder brother of the Eighth Division said: "In this way, Director Bian, we have to take them back, and we will definitely bother you next time." ”

Director Bian said: "You don't have to worry about it, I will arrange people and send them back today, it is convenient for them to take the train, you can play here, take the plane and leave, it is not much late." ”

In the end, it was decided that the four of them would be escorted by special police, and Xiao Zhang and another brother of the criminal police would be with them. Wu Di and I still have eight brothers, play today for a day, and go back tomorrow.

The deputy brigade of the criminal police team here is responsible for taking us to play, named Li Jie, who is a Han Hui. It wasn't until later that Li Jie explained that I didn't know.

The so-called ** is divided into black back, and people are dark; Then there is the white back, which looks relatively white, but it can't reach the Caucasians Cheng dù, but it is relatively black; There is also the Han Hui, that is, the children of Han and Hui intermarriage.

The guy from the eight places who was with us was also called Ma Ming later by me.

This brother is a player, forty-seven or eighteen years old. There are basically no criminal cases here, each ethnic group and village is managed by themselves, and they drink tea and play cards every day. And then there's drinking.

At lunch, this brother said to take us to a good one, after all, we will have a chance to go to these landscapes in the future, and he will take us to really play.

We went to a small village, and the village was full of straw houses, which were almost impossible to see in our house, and we were all curious and excited.

We were having lunch at a family's house. Li Jie said he was of the Li ethnic group. It seems that Li Jie and the proprietor are very familiar. The proprietor welcomed us warmly and served one of their main dishes, saying that only their guests had the opportunity to taste it.

The Li man also brought wine, I tasted a sour, his so-called main dish, I took a look, I didn't see anything, but the stew was really small, the proprietor politely added some to the three of us into their own bowls.

I looked like it was meat, but it was a little runny, could it be that the meat was particularly bad. I stretched out my chopsticks and didn't pick them up, Li Jie said, "Brother, that's a good thing, you have to drink it with soup, then it's nutritious." ”

I was embarrassed to pick up the small bowl in front of me, and there was a strong smell from the surface, and I was a little afraid to drink it.

Li Jie looked at me and smiled, the proprietor looked at me and didn't speak, I closed my breath, tilted my neck, and went down with the soup and meat in one go, I put down the bowl and began to chew the meat in my mouth, it still tasted good, but it still had a smell. I hurriedly toasted a glass of wine to the captain of Li Jie's detachment and suppressed the smell in my mouth.

The amount of this dish was not much, and there was still a little left after the three of us, so I picked it up, took the bowl of Captain Li Jie, poured it directly into it, and said to him: "Detachment Li, you can also have some, it's very good." ”

Li Jie smiled at me, picked it up, and drank it with chopsticks. After eating, I squinted exaggeratedly and savored it. I see that Wu Di and Ma Ming are also embarrassed to make a face, and I don't know how to eat this most noble dish.

I didn't pay attention to how Wu Di ate it, but when I saw Ma Ming go out after eating the bowl of vegetables, I didn't know whether to vomit or go to the toilet.

At dinner, I felt a little dizzy, they also drank a lot, Li Jie said to take us around the village, and a few of us staggered around the village. Li Jie said that such a village can still be seen now, and in a few years, there will definitely not be such a real minority settlement area, and it will be changed into a scenic spot.

As we walked, we passed by a family, and I saw that there was a small grass house in front of his house. I was very strange, so I asked Li Jie: "Detachment Li, what is this for, what is it raised?" ”

Li Jie looked at me and asked, "Can you sing?" ”

I was puzzled and asked Li Jie: "Detachment Li, what do you mean, is this house related to singing?" ”

Li Jie said: "You can sing a song to the house now, and sing what you think is the best." ”

Before I could decide whether to sing or not, Wu Di had already begun to howl: "The river flows eastward, and the stars in the sky ------"

Li Jie pulled him over: "What do you sing, some sing softly, girls like to listen to it." ”

Wu Di immediately changed: "You take my woman away------"

I pulled him away and began to sing into the thatched hut: "I love your dear girl, and when I see you, my heart panics------"

There was a creaking sound, and the door of the thatched hut opened from the inside.