Chapter 19: Graduation

There are many graduations in a person's life, and each graduation is the end of a journey and the beginning of a new journey. The same is true of college graduation, it is the end of corruption, the beginning of happiness or downfall.

I'm graduating, yes, college.

The graduation ceremony was very lively, and we finally had the honor of meeting the principal of our school for the second time, the first time on the stage of the orientation of new students. In the past three years, our great principal has not changed much, and he is still full of brains and panting when he walks. Not only has her appearance not changed, but even her gender has not changed, she is a headmistress, Venus in the minds of the Tang Dynasty.

She shook hands with the representatives of each of our classes, and was honored to be the ambassador of our class because of her amiable appearance and more suitable for major tasks and activities such as diplomacy. This year's image ambassador selection is a show of hands, and as long as more than half of the people agree, they can be elected. Obviously, with my self-recommendation and the full support of my buddies, I was truly selected, because there were only seven people in our class, who were studying veterinary medicine.

When the beautiful headmistress shook hands with me, I burst into tears, so much so that I could hardly breathe with excitement. The reality is that her excess fat requires a lot of oxygen, so everyone around her feels like she's on top of a Himalayan mountain.

"Dear Yu Xiaoxi, tell me what your dream is after graduation?"

"Report Dear Comrade Principal, my dream is great, to become an honorable animal teacher. I want to burn every bit of my blood like a candle and illuminate the future of my animal friends! "My tone is subdued, my words are clear and full, and my enthusiasm is so sincere, I must have touched her!

"Well, good ambition! There are really not many young people who have such special ideals nowadays, and I thank you on behalf of the giant pandas and golden monkeys of the motherland! "She solemnly presented me with a diploma, and at that moment I felt that the burden on my shoulders had become heavier again. But I will definitely not back down, the revolution has not yet succeeded, comrades still need to work hard! There are still so many cats and dogs around the world who are still living in dire straits, and as an honorable animal sovereignty defender, I have the responsibility and obligation to dedicate my limited youth to unlimited service to animals.

But my dream seems to be to open a pet store, damn, I want to make money! How could this hateful headmaster almost tempt me to make a mistake, at that moment I really wanted to destroy her on behalf of Blue Moon Laundry Detergent!

I'm graduating, I'm leaving campus, I'm leaving my lovely friends! As the saying goes, "when you wake up, you have fun, and when you get drunk, you disperse", and on that day, several of us decided to get drunk and rest. There is no banquet in the world that will not be dispersed, but in this banquet before parting, we must drink enough happily. For us men, alcohol does not remove sorrow, but it can deepen memories.

Yang Wu, Shuai Xiaoqiang, Li Yaolun, Yu Xiaoxi, the pure masters of the 616 dormitory, and the hooligans in the eyes of other dormitories. Today they are going their separate ways, and they gather in this restaurant to leave their blessings to each other.

We all came with "family members", after all, in such a commemorative occasion, the "wife" must appear. We talk about heaven and earth, we talk about everything, we don't talk about separation. Xiaoqiang said that when his child is full moon, we elders must each prepare a big red envelope, and the boss also said that his child can not recognize him as a father, but he must recognize our godfathers. You don't have to kneel when you see your father, but you must kowtow when you see your godfather. Wheel said that as soon as he graduated, he planned to take Rourou to Honolulu in Hawaii for his honeymoon, and even his father booked the plane ticket. You can call him when you want him, but if the two of you are "busy", you may not have the time to pick him up. I'm very happy that the wheel is obedient and obedient to Rourou now, and it must be that video that has had an effect, and the wheel is afraid that netizens all over the world know that there is a "green dragon" below him, (professional terminology, for example, do you know the red tassel gun?) If a normal man has a red tassel spear underneath, then Qinglong refers to a bald spear head without a "red tassel". So they can only be slaughtered like lambs. However, no man wants to admit that he is a green dragon, not including Wheel himself, who has been lying about a "lion" underneath him before we have even discovered his "rare cripple".

When I asked about Rourou in private, she kicked me and said, "You dead jade --- futon, why did you give me a broken USB flash drive full of viruses, which not only had nothing but poisoned my computer!" "What? Jade ----- futon? How did she know about my obscure stage name! It must be the slut of the wheel blowing the pillow wind on her, the guy is forgetful, I might as well believe in a sandbag, at least you can kick it twice and dig it three times when you don't want to believe it.

In the end, everyone's eyes converged on me and Ye Xue, Ye Xue's dead girl pushed it clean, hid in my arms with a red face and didn't want to say anything. This can't be blamed on her, after all, it is up to us to deal with such a thing as being the master of the house. I said that after graduation, I was going to open a pet shop, and I asked the wheel to help me with the formalities, and his father, who is also my godfather, helped me do it, after all, he is an expert in this area. I'm going to take his old man's prospective goddaughter-in-law to see him after I'm done with this while, and I'll have to kowtow to my godfather a few times. What is not solved now is the problem of the façade, as you know, the current land price grows faster than the beard, and it is more difficult to find a store with good feng shui and cheap and affordable than TMD swimming! (I have studied for more than ten years, and I am still a landlubber)

Xiaoqiang comforted me and said that it doesn't matter, even the periodic table was found by the person with the surname, are you afraid that you won't be able to find a house? What are you afraid of when you have my brother, I will call my sister and ask her to give you the whole piece of land in a prosperous area, and the guarantee price is so low that it is both unfair and unreasonable. The sky is high there, the emperor is far away, and family planning is not tight. My eldest sister is the eldest sister in the neighborhood, and she is covering you, and the kid is raising a group army there, and no one dares to care about you. I know that Xiaoqiang is not bragging in front of me, and my family members have a certain strength. The reason why I applied for this major was forced by the situation, there is a farm in Xiaoqiang's house waiting for him to go back to take over, and there are several fish ponds waiting for him to take care of under the boss's quota. As for the wheels, needless to say, their family runs a pet hospital, and there are several chains. The size of the hospital is called a hospital, and I, who is about to open, is at most a "hospital".

It can be said that animals have brought us together, and without them, we might not have the opportunity to get together in this university, and of course, we would not have the sad parting we have today.

What is a friend and what is a brother? This is a friend, this is called a brother! They have helped me so much, and I swear that I will repay my gratitude to them in my soon-to-be-born "place."

That day was the only time in my life that I got drunk, and although I didn't get drunk enough to crawl under the table, I stained a waiter's apron because I used his body as a telephone pole and threw up when I hugged it. The girls gathered to chat, leaving the four of us there to continue drinking. The boss took a grilled sausage and said to my face, brother, you TMD is okay, I smiled and said don't TMD hit me in the face with JJ, you think I won't dare to bite it when I take it out from above, tell you that Lao Tzu is not drunk, Lao Tzu can drink all over the world! As I spoke, I took a bite of it, and a scream came,! The boss had a few more tooth marks on his hands. Xiaoqiang said that now I don't want to drink as much as from all over the world, as long as I can pour the remaining half a catty of burning knives in the wine bottle into his stomach for him, then his son will follow me in the future, surnamed Yu. I said, what if it's a daughter? The wheel said that it was not simple, wouldn't it be nice for the girl to have a "little" surname Wang? Although I think what the wheel said makes some sense, but in order to let my unborn nephew follow his godfather and my surname Yu in the future, I still decided to kill the half bottle of burning knife. Just as I staggered to lift the bottle and try to fly down three thousand feet, I snatched it down from my horse. It turns out that this chick surnamed Ye has been paying attention to my movements, what more can I ask for if I marry a wife! If she really is a C woman, I swear I will definitely only love her one woman in my life, except for my dear mother, of course.

"Drink, drink, drink you! If you drink it again, I'll bite you to death! Ye Xue pouted at me angrily, but I could see the care in her eyes, even though I was a little dizzy now.

"Yes, brother and sister, you can bite him to death, don't give us face. It's best to bite him to death on the bed so he won't be pestering you all day. "Xiaoqiang is high, this guy is definitely drunk. He spoke incoherently and recklessly. Fortunately, Ye Xue didn't have the same knowledge as him, otherwise he would have to get his wife to sue him. Men quarrel with women, men always go towards women, and women still go towards women.

Speaking of Shuai Xiaoqiang, that is, Shuai Bao, I have to mention one of his troubles here. This affair is also related to drinking, and I think that when we were a group of four to celebrate the birthday of the wheel, we set up a table in a hotel. It was dark and cloudy. Later, it was really not good and I was ready to go home, I, the wheel and the boss were three to go back, but the guy was the only one who didn't want to, in order to show that he was not drunk, he didn't know where to get a bicycle and said that he wanted to ride back. In this way, we rushed to the dormitory in two ways, but we didn't see him come back until two or three o'clock in the middle of the night. We were worried, so we collectively climbed over the wall to find him. After looking for more than an hour, I finally found it, and guess what, this guy was pedaling desperately around a circular road. When he saw us coming, he stopped, and gasped and said to us: "Obediently, Lao Tzu has ridden for more than three hours and has not seen a single figure, when did this guy make so many sharp turns on the road."

It was already more than eight o'clock in the evening after drinking, and it was supposed to be packed up, but at this time, I don't know who proposed to sing K all night. This suggestion quickly gained everyone's support, anyway, now that we have graduated, the school is no longer our home, and it doesn't matter if we can't go back or not. In this way, the four of our brothers were drunk and each hugged their daughter-in-law (their own daughter-in-law) and walked to KTV, and when they got there, they opened a bag and began to roar.

To be honest, my appearance is not good, but God has given me a good voice, and my singing voice can only be described in one word, that is, beautiful. Listening to me sing is a pleasure, and your soul will be seduced by my magnetic and beautiful voice, so once someone has insomnia, they love to listen to me sing, and they will definitely fall asleep immediately when they hear it.

I don't remember what song we sang that day, I only remember that I hugged Ye Xue and the two of us sang a song "Heart Rain" together, I still remember that I was forced by Ye Xue to sing a song "The Moon of the Cattle" with her, which may also be called "The Star of the Sheep", I can't sing it anyway, I can't remember. But I deeply remember that the last song was sung by the four of us brothers, and the name of that song was "Departure", which was written by Shuimu Nianhua. We sang, we laughed, but laughed and laughed and cried.

I cried so sadly that day, really sad.

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