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"If you want it, how can you not want it??" The middle-aged man is about to cry, how dare he not want to?? He hugged the wooden box tightly with both arms, for fear of falling down, making people misunderstand that he deliberately provoked and threw it away, "It's just too heavy, I don't have that much strength, and the joints are falling open......"

"If you can't hold it, put it down, find a few people to carry it home......" Nie Canglong smiled and said.

"Okay, okay......" The middle-aged man hurriedly bent down and put down the wooden box as if he had been pardoned.

"Big brother, are you kidding me?? Isn't it all in the box?? The middle-aged man knocked on the wooden box, and felt that the wall of the box was not too thick, so his mind moved, could there be something inside?? Yes, this big box of eight achievements is a gift box.

"Don't say it, it's really in there...... Nie Canglong nodded and said.

"Then I'll ......have to take a look," said the middle-aged man, tinkering with the wooden box.

The middle-aged man fumbled for a long time, and finally found a small wooden handle on the side of the box, pulled it gently, but did not pull, then turned to the wooden door, squatted down and pulled hard, the wooden door was opened at once, and in an instant, a cold air gushed out from the inside, and fell straight on him.

"Mom, there is a ghost ......" The middle-aged man was excited by this cold air, sat on the ground with his ass, and couldn't help screaming, whether it was on TV or in horror novels. As soon as the ghost appears. It's all cold, and it's no wonder he's screaming in fright.

The people around were also frightened by the middle-aged man, and fled one after another, and the scene was a little messy for a while, but it was probably because of the large number of people in broad daylight, although everyone fled, but they did not go far, but hid aside and looked curiously to see if a fierce ghost could run out of the box.

"I said, you haven't done anything wrong. Why are you still afraid of ghosts calling the door?? Qin Xiaojun glanced at the middle-aged man, and there was disdain in his eyes.

"What the hell??" The middle-aged man was so frightened that his soul flew, and he used his hands and feet together, and moved backwards with a rolling belt. I want to get away from that cold ghost.

Oh......

The people around also exclaimed in unison, subconsciously retreating, and their eyes were staring at the small wooden box with curiosity and fear.

"The Bird of the Frightened Bow??" A black line appeared on Qin Xiaojun's smooth head.

"I said, isn't it just a refrigerator?? Are you scared like this?? "Nie Canglong's head also has a black line on it, these guys are so old-fashioned that they can't even recognize the latest refrigerator.

"What??" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, and finally came back to his senses and looked at the wooden box. His face began to be solemn, "You said this is a refrigerator??" How can you refrigerate without electricity? No, no, haven't you ever seen a wooden refrigerator?? ”

"This is a refrigerator?? Isn't that right?? I've never seen this before?? There's no power cord either?? ”

"That's it, how can there be such a refrigerator?? There is a problem with the tightness of the refrigerator of wood, how to refrigerate it?? ”

"This refrigerator looks so ugly, which manufacturer would produce such an ugly refrigerator?? I don't want to give it to me, or you try it, you give it to me and I definitely don't want it, I won't eat for a day if I want it......"

The surrounding group of people began to talk about it.

"Look at you old-fashioned ......"

"This thing is a refrigerator, don't talk nonsense if you haven't seen it......"

"Do you see that big box in the community?? That's a big refrigerator. It's full of meat, except for the size, the two boxes are exactly the same in appearance......"...,

"Now this refrigerator, do you think anyone can have it?? You don't want it back to you, you don't want it, I want it. It's a pity that no one gave ......."

At the beginning, the group of people who attracted Bian Lanlan followed suit. In addition to worship, there is only sourness left in the words, if you don't call these people how good it is?? In that case, the generous man may be asking about himself, so isn't this refrigerator his own? ? Instead of being cheap The person who made the refrigerator scared and shouted Mom, you say, why are you calling so many people if it's okay?? It's really smart but it was mistaken by cleverness, and the refrigerator became someone else's.

"Mom......" The middle-aged man was stunned just now, thinking about so many people at the scene, the sun is full, even if there are really ghosts? ? Does it dare to harm people in front of the big guys? Now that I came back to my senses, I looked at the wooden box that was constantly exuding cold, and my mood became excited, and I slowly approached the box, to be honest, I was still a little afraid in my heart.

The middle-aged man slowly walked to the box, squatted down gently, one hand trembled, and slowly stretched out towards the box, feeling the cold air that made his hairs stand up, and his expression became excited.

"The ghost is out......" Suddenly, I don't know who the ghost screamed, and the voice was hoarse.

"Mom......" The middle-aged man screamed, and the whole person fell on his back, his bones were open, and then he ran away with a crawl, and ran straight into the crowd before he was shocked, turned around, and stared at the ghost that came out of the refrigerator.

Looking at the embarrassed appearance of this middle-aged man, everyone couldn't help but laugh.

"Lack of morality......" Qin Xiaojun also covered his mouth and was happy.

"Who is it??" The middle-aged man also knew that he was embarrassed, so he couldn't help but blushing and shouting angrily, his eyes were round, and he glanced at the people around him.

"It's not a thing, how can it be so tricky?? If you meet a cowardly, you can be scared to death......" A cold sweat broke out on Nie Canglong's forehead, he was originally a good heart, but if he killed someone, it would be too defeating.

"Who the hell is it?? There is a kind of ...... for Lao Tzu to stand up" The middle-aged man had red eyes and glared angrily at the people around him.

None of them squeaked, and they all knew in their hearts that the prank just now was too lacking in morality, and it scared this old man miserably, but he was not the only one. It's the ones who are watching. Hearing that scream, I was also scared in my heart, and after laughing, I was full of infinite sympathy and admiration for this sturdy old man, and he was not scared to death, which was quite good.

"That bastard who has lacked virtue for eight lifetimes, there is a kind of ...... you stand up for Lao Tzu" The middle-aged man was like an angry bull, "If Lao Tzu can't die, you are not raised by people......"

"Stop ......" Nie Canglong was a little unhappy when he heard this person speak more and more unpleasantly, "People are doing happy events now." I'll talk about the grievances later......"

"Huh......" The middle-aged man really listened to Nie Canglong's persuasion, breathed a long sigh of relief, and stopped squeaking.

"What did I say you do??" A middle-aged woman walked up to the middle-aged man and pulled him by the arm. "There are so many people here, who shouted just now that I can't find it, the top priority is to quickly get the refrigerator back to our house, and put it outside for people to rob it. In the future, even if you freeze popsicles, you can eat them together......"

Dare to love this middle-aged woman is the daughter-in-law of this middle-aged man.

"Huh??" The middle-aged man was stunned for a moment, feeling that what his wife said was quite reasonable, and then looked at the people around him and became vigilant, "Let's stop drinking wine, hurry up and move the refrigerator home......" As he spoke, he strode towards the refrigerator to see the shelf. It's as if your hand didn't touch the refrigerator, and the refrigerator might have grown wings and flown away. …,

"You can't do it alone?? If we can't get it, we'll hire a car ......," said the middle-aged woman.

"Fart, where can I hire a car?? What kind of car can be used now?? The middle-aged man glared at his daughter-in-law and scolded.

"Can't you use a tricycle??" Middle-aged women are a little unhappy, in front of so many people, you can't speak nicely, be civilized, and respect me a little??

"You're easy to hire as a tricycle, aren't you?? Can you afford it? The middle-aged man was angry when he heard his daughter-in-law speak, and now he is a tricycle. It's more expensive than the previous Rolls-Royce, do you want to hire you and can afford it?

"What can't afford to hire?? They are all old neighbors for many years...... "The middle-aged woman is quite unconvinced.

"We have a tricycle at home, so let's use our family, and we don't charge money......"

"Our tricycle was bought last month, and the patent leather has not been dropped. With our family's ......"

"Our tricycle is big, let alone pull a refrigerator. Even pulling a car is no problem......"

"Our three-wheeled family has pulled the locomotive before, and it is sturdy, so I promise not to knock your refrigerator ......"

"To put it this way, our family has also pulled a plane on three wheels, that kind of big plane like a Boeing 747......"

"Cut, you don't know, do you?? How did the Liaoning get into the water?? Put our family on the three wheels, slowly drag it down, after the Liaoning was launched, the three wheels were not broken at all......"

"Our family Miriyo just took over a project the day before yesterday, it seems to be pulling a spaceship, that guy is much more ...... than Liaoning."

"I don't know who sent me a text message, saying that the moon was too much of an eyesore in the sky, and let me drag it with three wheels, do you tell me whether I take the business or not??"

As soon as the middle-aged woman said half of her words, some people immediately signed up, and there were quite a few of them, all of whom praised the quality of their tricycles, and the more they blow, the bigger and bigger.

"It's just a small refrigerator, I can ......move it by myself without working on everyone's three-wheeled drive with important tasks," the middle-aged man glared at his daughter-in-law, and rejected everyone with a forced smile, seeing that his daughter-in-law was stupid and looked like a nobody, "You are stupid, you won't carry it with me??" ”

"Aren't you able to move on your own??" The middle-aged woman was a little unhappy and said reluctantly.

"The home is not mine, I can move it alone, and I don't ......move it alone" The middle-aged manly gritted his teeth, this daughter-in-law is really stupid, such a big box, I can indeed move it, but can I go far?? It's not like I don't want someone else to help me by saying that?? Did someone help you?? Looking for your help in the future, are you embarrassed to refuse?? I've never seen someone as stupid as you, and I really responded to a sentence in the sketch "Selling Cars", and such a daughter-in-law is really blind to me.

"I'll move ...... with you" The middle-aged woman still plans to eat meat with her, not only did she not eat the meat at this time, but she also had to move things with her, although the thing she moved was a treasure, but she let go of the meat that had reached her mouth in vain, no matter how you said it, it was unpleasant. If only you could eat meat. It would be nice if the fridge could go home by itself.

"Okay, okay, don't be stunned, hurry up and go in and drink the wedding wine......" Nie Canglong began to disperse the crowd, so many of you gather here, it is inconvenient for us to make love.

Everyone saw that this middle-aged man was very vigilant, so they didn't have other ideas, looked at Nie Canglong, and didn't feel that he was like a wronged man, and the idea of finding him to tell the truth was extinguished as soon as it was born. Zuihou totaled, or the most important thing is to go in and drink the wine, at least into the stomach, it can be regarded as one's own.

"It's quite interesting...... Qin Xiaojun watched it with relish. At least the super tricycle that emerged made her happy for a long time. …,

"What's the point??" Nie Canglong pouted and threw the puppy to the side, "It's pure boredom, it's all driven by interests, it's quite pathetic......"

"The hustle and bustle of the world is all for profit, the hustle and bustle of the world is for profit, and it is the instinct of living beings to pursue profit...... " The girl looked at the sky in the distance, her eyes were infinitely far away, and she said with a face of vicissitudes.

"What are you pretending to be deep??" Nie Canglong rolled his eyes. Reaching out and twisting it on her face, "It's kind of like ......"

"Oops, you hate it, you just touched the dog, did you wash your hands?? What should I do if rabies is transmitted? The girl stopped doing it, and knocked the man's hand off with all her might, and her little mouth was high, glaring at the man angrily.

"What's the rumor?? There are no bacteria on me......" Nie Canglong glanced at the girl, "You look down on me too much, I'm a great immortal." Can you get rabies? ”

"You just blow it, even if you are a god, can you still kill the bacteria??" The girl is disdainful, this man is too good at blowing, you live on this shijie. Is there no bacteria on your body at all?? Are you supposed to be a sterile laboratory? Even in a sterile lab, there is not necessarily a single bacterium. Bacteria are everywhere.

"Don't say it, I can really kill bacteria, as long as every bacterium is close to me, it will be killed by me......" Nie Canglong said very solemnly.

"Don't believe it......" The girl shook her head, it was too mysterious, as if you could see bacteria, you were a microscope when you were your eyes??

"If you don't believe it, that is, you don't have knowledge, my eyes are not blowing with you, as long as I want to, I can use it as a microscope to observe a bacterium or something, it's too common......" Nie Canglong said confidently.

"The more you say it, the more I don't believe it......" The girl shook her head vigorously, "If you can see germs, I will eat as much ...... as you can see."

"You see how boring you are?? The bacteria I see are definitely not as many as you eat......" Nie Canglong showed a wicked smile on his face, "Otherwise, if I can see bacteria, you can kiss me, and as many bacteria as I can see, you can kiss me as many times......"

"your ......" The girl couldn't help but give the man a blank look, how many bacteria do you see, I will kiss you as many mouths as I like?? You really dare to say this, if you can really see it, I don't have to do anything else in my life, just kiss you.

"You believe it this time, right?" Nie Canglong said proudly.

"I just don't believe it......" The girl glared at the man, pouted, and said arrogantly.

"I'll just tell you, I can not only use my eyes as a microscope, but also as an optical telescope, and I can see things in the universe if I want to see them,......" Nie Canglong said.

"Bragging and not paying taxes...... the girl pursed her lips, "You can brag hard, I should listen to the jokes......"

"I'm not bragging, what I said is true, I can control my pupils to become bigger and smaller, and I can also control my eyeballs to become round and flattened, but that hurts my eyes......" Nie Canglong said seriously.

"You just blow it......" the girl pouted, looking smug, "no matter what you say, I just don't believe ......"

"You don't believe what I say??" Nie Canglong leaned in front of the girl, looked at her big eyes, and said.

"Don't believe ......," the girl shook her head vigorously.

"I said you're not my daughter-in-law...... Nie Canglong had a wicked smile on his face, "Hehe, I know you don't believe ......"

"You lack virtue, you ......" the girl blushed at the time, and let him say this, as if she was crying and shouting to be his daughter-in-law.

"Don't you believe me??" Nie Canglong said proudly. …,

"I don't believe it......" The girl glared at the man, "and you're going to take advantage of me verbally......"

"Hey......" Nie Canglong was happy, sat up straight, and gently hugged her shoulders, "Listen to what you mean, you seem to think that I won't take advantage of you, right?" Do you really think I'm a second fool?? ”

"Get out, you second fool...... the girl also felt that what she said was a little wrong, her little face immediately turned red, and as soon as she twisted her body, she broke away from the man, "If you dare to bully me again, you see how I clean you ......up."

"Oh, if you say that, I really want to know, how are you going to clean me up??" Nie Canglong stuck to the girl's side, hugged her slender waist, and pressed his lips to her cheeks.

"Get out of the way, you hate ......" The girl was ashamed and struggled hard, but the man's arms were like iron hoops, and she couldn't break free with her strength.

"Tell me, how are you going to clean me up??" Nie Canglong kissed her on the cheek, "If you don't tell me, I won't let go......" Of course, if you don't clean it up, even if you tell me, I won't let go.

"I won't tell you......" The girl blushed and stretched out her little hand to push the man's face.

"Since you don't tell me, then I'll kiss me again......" Nie Canglong threatened.

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