A delicate voice came out of the microphone: "Hello, I'm going to call the police, a snake came in my yard, can you help get it away?" My address is ......"

"You can just pick it up with a stick yourself, there's no need to call the police." Liu Xiu gave the other party a move.

"No, I'm afraid it will bite me, come on, or I can call your county bureau to complain." After Liu Xiu hung up the phone, he muttered dissatisfiedly: "Damn...... Are you afraid of being bitten by a snake, am I not afraid, this is cheap for you again, otherwise this card can make 5 bombs, and you both have to lose 64 yuan to me, Chen Long, you remember the police number and address, borrow a bamboo pole, and go to the police to help her pick the snake away.

When Chen Long left, Liu Xiu suggested to Mu Qishuai again: "Little Mu, let's play chess, 10 yuan a game." After finishing speaking, without waiting for Mu Qishuai to object, Liu Xiu took out the chess from under the bed, and Mu Qishuai killed the general, both of them are stinky chess baskets, and they are quite good at chess, but Mu Qishuai is more stinky, a few minutes later, Liu Xiu gave the general "Take the money, take the money, settle the account one by one, and do not owe it on credit" Liu Xiu happily asked Mu Qishuai for the money he won, and it was at this time that the bell was ...... The police phone rang again.

"it...... Why are you so carrying it today? Glancing at the caller ID, Liu Xiu could only continue to pick up the phone: "Hello, this is the Yanci Police Station, do you need any help?" Declare in advance that this police station will not accept invalid police reports for key retrieval and snake repellent. ”

"Hey...... Is it a police station? I'm not asking you to get the key and drive away the snakes and insects, I'm going to report to you a thing, the old man Wang who was dealt with by you last time went to the market to sell fake antiques again, you have to take care of this matter. After Liu Xiu wrote down the phone, asked for the address, then put away the chess pieces and put them under the bed, and snatched the 10 yuan he won from Mu Qishuai, and drove the police car with Mu Qishuai to deal with the police.

When the police car drove to the south of the market according to the police call, sure enough, an old man in gossip clothes was pinching the orchid finger to sell the cultural relics on his stall, Liu Xiu and Mu Qishuai walked to the stall, looking at the stall all kinds of cultural relics, what Oriental knife, snuff bottle, chairman statue, jade Guanyin, gilded Buddha, jade wrench, Yuan Datou.

The old man who set up the stall was shouting for sales, and when he saw the police coming, he immediately stood up, "Report to the government, what I am selling this time is not cultural relics, but handicrafts, do you see if you like anything?" If you have it, you can take it directly, and I will give it to you as an old man. ”

Liu Xiu fiddled with these cultural relics on the stall and asked, "Wang Kangmei, do you think that the fine imposed on you last time was light?" Why did you come here to sell fake antiques again? I remember that last time they were confiscated, where did you get these from? ”

The old man stood up straight, saluted Liu Xiu with his left hand, and replied: "Report to the government, since I was educated by the government last time, I have completely reformed myself, I swore to myself, if I sell fake antiques again, I will be caught by you, let you punish me with hatred." ”

Liu Xiu looked at Old Man Wang with a sincere expression, standing there in a gossip suit and saluting, and couldn't help but feel a little funny: "Okay, okay, don't swear, I believe you once, take your left hand down, you won't be respectful when you salute, everyone uses your right hand but you use your left hand, huh...... What is it in your right hand? Take it and I'll take a look. ”

"I didn't ...... There's nothing like a little trumpet, and I'm playing with it. After hearing Liu Xiu's words, Old Man Wang refused to take out the horn in his hand for anything, but after seeing Liu Xiu's unkind gaze, Old Man Wang had to take the initiative to press the switch on the speaker, only to hear the old man Wang's passionate shouting voice from the speaker: "Take a look, take a look, the newly unearthed cultural relics are not fakes, the oracle bone of the Shang Dynasty Zhou Dynasty book, the pillow of Qin Shi Huang Yongzheng's knife, if you don't like these, we still have the stick of the Sun Monkey, the bottle of Taishang Laojun's gossip Guanyin, If you come to the Buddha's lotus platform, we will also sell it. ”

Hearing this, Liu Xiu waved his hand and said to Mu Qishuai: "Copy the guy, go back to the police station." Then he said to the old man Wang who was crying and mourning: "Congratulations, Wang Kangmei, your oath has come true." ”

After returning to the police station, Chen Long and Yu Lei had already returned from the police, looking at Mu Qishuai unloading these fake antiques, Yu Lei said with an exaggerated expression: "Brother Liu, it won't be that old Wang Tou who came out to sell fake antiques again, right?" Liu Xiu was fiddling with a gilded Buddha in his hand, and after hearing Yu Lei's words, he replied while looking at it: "But isn't it, half a month ago, the public security fined 400 yuan, and confiscated his fake antiques.

At this time, the old man Wang got his head out of the police car and said to Liu Xiu: "Report to Officer Liu, you can find someone to identify it this time, there are several items in it that are exchanged from the scrap purchase station, and I heard the proprietress there say that many of them are collected from the old houses in the village, and there may be genuine goods in them."

Liu Xiu was looking at the gilded Buddha with a smile, and after listening to Old Man Wang's words, he suddenly said angrily: "I'm ...... You still dare to say this to me, the last time you sold me the "Shang Zhou" wine jug, you also said the same, at that time I asked an expert to do an appraisal, but after the appraisal, the expert told me that the wine jug was not "Shang Zhou" at all, but "last week", this time you gave me this trick.

After listening to Liu Xiu's words, Old Man Wang laughed dryly: "Hehe...... Don't blame me for this, it was the proprietress who collected the scrap that told me, and I told you, Officer Liu, can you raise your noble hand and let me go this time? You know, I still have an old woman at home waiting for me to go back and cook. ”

Liu Xiu looked at the old man who was pleasing himself with a look of pity, and couldn't help but feel a little compassion, so he said to Mu Qishuai: "Forget it, Xiao Mu, don't move down, each of you three chooses a fake antique you like, forget it, don't tell the director about them when you go back." ”

After hearing this, Mu Qishuai and the three of them each chose a chairman's badge, and Liu Xiu saw that the three of them had finished choosing, so he asked Old Man Wang to transport these fake antiques back to his own tricycle.

Old man Wang saw that Liu Xiu's subordinates were merciful this time, and he did not fine or detain his goods, so he had to ask Liu Xiu to pick an antique in addition to gratitude, Liu Xiu said at first that he didn't want anything, but he couldn't stand the old man Wang's hospitality, zuihou Liu Xiuyi reached out and took the palm-sized Tai Chi gossip ornament hanging on the old man's tricycle, and said to the old man Wang that he would choose it, so he sent the old man Wang away.

After eating dinner in the cafeteria, Liu Xiu asked Yu Lei to be on duty in the duty room, while he himself went back to the dormitory to sleep lazily.

When Liu Xiu lay down on the bed, he couldn't sleep after turning around, and he counted the stars and sheep, but it didn't work, and Liu Xiu, who was bored, took out the Tai Chi gossip ornament from the pocket of his police uniform and fiddled with it.

I saw that this Tai Chi Bagua ornament has the size of a palm, as if it is carved from jade, but it seems to be made of synthetic glue, the carving is extremely exquisite, the outside is engraved with gossip, the inner tone of Tai Chi, Liu Xiu is wondering what kind of material this Tai Chi ornament is made of? Suddenly, Liu Xiu seemed to see the yin and yang fish in the Tai Chi as if it was swimming slowly, but when Liu Xiu rubbed his eyes and looked at it again, he found that he was dazzled, Liu Xiu didn't go to his heart, he still stared at the Tai Chi gossip ornament in his hand, and suddenly felt a wave of sleepiness hit him, and after a few minutes, Liu Xiu fell asleep.

After Liu Xiu fell asleep, he coincidentally buckled the Tai Chi Bagua ornament in his hand to his forehead, and when the Yin and Yang fish in the Tai Chi Bagua Ornament touched Liu Xiu's forehead, it actually really swam slowly, and after a few breaths, the Yang Fish swam into Liu Xiu's left eye and the Yin Fish swam into Liu Xiu's right eye.

When the yin and yang fish swam into Liu Xiu's eyes, Liu Xiudeng, who was asleep, was woken up by pain, Liu Xiu felt as if his eyes were sprayed with tear gas, Liu Xiu was about to call Yu Lei and others to get some water for himself to wash his eyes, suddenly the pain in his eyes disappeared instantly, followed by a burst of coolness, Liu Xiu opened his eyes, he felt that what he saw was clearer than before, and he didn't find anything abnormal at all.

When Liu Xiu was thinking about what was going on, Yu Lei suddenly shouted outside Liu Xiu's dormitory: "Brother Liu, the command center just called, saying that someone is stealing trees, and we want to hurry up and deal with the police, you get up quickly." ”

After shouting, Yu Lei went out to prepare the police tools, Liu Xiu heard the police sent by the command center, and he didn't care about thinking about what happened just now, so he hurriedly changed into his uniform and went out, and when he got outside, he saw that Yu Lei and the three were already standing next to the police car, Liu Xiu sat in the cab and said that he would not stay on duty today, so let the three of them get into the car.

When Liu Xiu and the four of them rushed to the scene on the road, Mu Qishuai, who was sitting in the co-pilot, complained with some dissatisfaction: "Stealing trees is all a matter of the forestry police station, what are you talking about the command center sending the police to us for?" ”

Liu Xiu continued Mu Qishuai's words while driving: "Okay...... Don't complain, who let the crime take place in our jurisdiction, and I don't know which grandson is so unstoppable and came out to steal trees at night. ”

Liu Xiu was talking about it, and a blue Steyr heavy truck driving opposite suddenly ...... when it met with the police car driven by Liu Xiu With a bang, Steyr's right front tire burst, and then the out-of-control Steyr crashed into the police car driven by Liu Xiu, Liu Xiu was driving the car and talking to Mu Qishuai, but he felt that he didn't know anything when it was dark in front of him.

"Brother Liu? Brother Liu? Liu Xiu was stunned when he heard someone calling him, and found that he was sitting in the cab of the police car, and Mu Qishuai was sitting in the co-pilot, Yu Lei and Chen Long were sitting in the back of the police car, and the three of them looked at themselves with a puzzled look, and then Chen Long, who was sitting in the back row, asked, "What is Brother Liu thinking?" It's time for us to deal with the police, why are you in a daze as soon as you get in the car? ”