Chapter 449: Teasing the Dog
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"Dao Chief, you can't be so shameless...... Gu Yunfeng's little face changed at that time, "There is a way, the rich and the rich can't be lewd, the poor can't be moved, and the mighty can't be bent, this is called a big husband, is this how you do it?" ”
"The old man is not a big husband...... "Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang shook his head slightly, "I am almost a hundred years old, I can only be called an old husband......
"I think back then, Daoist Yunzhongzi was a big man in the rivers and lakes, like kidnapping the apprentice's mother, that is to do what he says, without ambiguity, he is a man who stands up to the sky, who knows, as he gets older, his ambition is not there, I am sure that if that female bandit meets you now, he will not go with you if he says anything, because you are not a man at all, no, now you don't have the courage to kidnap the apprentice's mother......" Gu Yunfeng looked at Daoist Yunzhongzi with disdain and said.
"As the saying goes, power comes out of the barrel of this gun, isn't it that the barrel of the gun is not hard?? If Lao Dao is like Canglong now, he is also a land immortal, so isn't he just saying whatever he wants? ? Do you need to be afraid of others?? "Yunzhongzi Daoist is not ashamed at all, originally, those who know the times are handsome, especially those who are mixed with the rivers and lakes, those who are not open-eyed, have died young.
"Don't mention Canglong......" Gu Yunfeng's tone was a little heavy, "What qualifications do you have to mention Canglong's name??" The name of Canglong coming out of the mouth of you, a counterfeiter, is the greatest insult to him, and you ask yourself. If you change it to Canglong. Would he do such a thing that violates his conscience and morality? This is the difference between you and him, Canglong has a clear conscience, so he is already a land immortal before he is established, you, empty for a hundred years, you can still live nine hundred years old, nine thousand nine hundred years old, the thousand-year-old king eighty-thousand-year-old turtle ......"
"You ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief was ashamed and angry. The old face was flushed red, and his mouth was trembling, but he couldn't speak.
"Am I wrong?? A person like you, who advocates wisdom and self-preservation, will definitely live to be a thousand years old. 10,000, I wish you long live, long live, long live......" Gu Yunfeng's mouth was very sharp, and the words he said were very angry, but people didn't say dirty words yet.
"It's a ...... of anger," Yun Zhongzidao's long eyebrows and beard jumped wildly, and a pair of small eyes were red and red.
"What gas??" Gu Yunfeng looked at the old Taoist with considerable disdain, and stretched out his little white hand, "Hurry up and give me a fake, it's just a fake, in the eyes of an appraisal master like you, it is simply the biggest insult to your mung bean eyes......"
"I'm mad......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang gasped. glared at Gu Yunfeng angrily, "Didn't you use words to provoke the old man??" Lao Dao was not fooled, not only that, but Lao Dao also gave it an appraisal certificate to prove that this broken knife was a fake......"
"Do you really take yourself seriously??" Gu Yunfeng sneered, "The earth won't turn around if it leaves you??" If you issue an appraisal certificate, I won't let Canglong issue an appraisal certificate?? See? As he spoke, he took out a toothpick from his arms, "Canglong said that this is the Dinghai God Needle, and Yuan didn't dare to say a word." Do you believe it or not? ”
"You ......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang felt a sense of powerlessness at that time, indeed, it was useless for him to issue an appraisal certificate, as long as Nie Canglong said that the knife was a good knife, even if it was not a good knife. Yuan Siyu didn't dare to refute, this was really ...... For the first time. He felt that his sense of existence was still quite weak, and people didn't take him seriously, just to add to the icing on the cake.
"What are you?? Hurry up and return the knife to me......" Gu Yunfeng glared at Daoist Yun Zhongzi and said with considerable disdain.
"Give you back......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang gritted his teeth and returned the knife into the sheath, and then threw the knife to Gu Yunfeng. …,
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng caught the knife, and couldn't help but snort coldly, and raised it proudly, "I hope this knife is the knife you are looking for......"
Really bad......
This is the new impression of Gu Yunfeng by Daoist Yunzhongzi, who used to feel that this girl was quiet and quiet, and she might be a little gloomy, who would have thought that she was still a person with a bad stomach.
"Zaijian, long live......" Gu Yunfeng waved his hand to the head of the Yunzhong Zidao, and as soon as he flicked his sleeves, his figure floated towards the direction of the convoy.
"I'm disappointing you, the knife that Lao Dao is looking for is not the Cold Moon Knife......" Daoist Yunzhongzi was also a little childish, all of which made Gu Yunfeng angry.
"Haha......" Gu Yunfeng laughed, and his voice came from afar, "Then I'm not interested in the knife you're looking for, except for Canglong's knife on Shijie, my Cold Moon Knife is the best......"
"Haha......" Yun Zhongzi Daoist also laughed, but people knew that it was not funny when they heard it, and there was a feeling that they were not smiling, "The knife that Lao Dao is looking for is called Minghong Knife, do you know Minghong Knife??" That's at the same level as the Xuanyuan Sword, not to mention the Cold Moon Knife, even Canglong's Chiyou can't compare to ......"
Just now I said that the Xuanyuan Sword can be compared to Chiyou, and now a sword of the same level as the Xuanyuan Sword is stronger than Chiyou, so this expert's words, just listen to it, if you believe it, you will be a fool.
"That's really good, Chi You belongs to Xiaojun, when I find the Ming Hong Knife, I will give it to Canglong as a gift......" Gu Yunfeng's excited voice became smaller and smaller, obviously going far.
"Oh no, fell for her evil ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi changed color at that time, why was he so unwise and said the name of the knife he was looking for?? Now not only Gu Yunfeng knows, Nie Canglong, Yuan Siyu must also know, if Gu Yunfeng is okay to say, Ming Hong Dao is really born, she will definitely not be able to snatch herself, but Nie Canglong and Yuan Siyu are different, these two people are both using knives, if after seeing Ming Hongdao, there is greed in their hearts, then even if they fight this old bone, they will not be able to rob them.
"Haha......" Gu Yunfeng's voice became farther and farther away, "Xiexie's message from Daoist, as long as Minghong Dao is born, Aunt Ben will definitely intervene in the ......"
"With me, you don't have anything to do......" Yuan Siyu's cold voice came out.
"Oh my mother......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chang screamed sadly. The old way is coming to an end. Senior brother, I'm sorry for you, I messed up the little task you gave me......"
"Isn't it the Ming Hong Knife?? Let me declare first, I won't grab that broken knife with you......" Nie Canglong issued a statement, holding Qin Xiaojun's Chiyou, dare to think of anything else?? That's almost like empathy.
"Hahahaha......" Yun Zhongzi Dao Chief was still screaming sadly just now, and now he began to hahadaxiao, "It's still Canglong good, good people, or they all say that Canglong is kind??" ”
"But if my apprentice likes it. I'm sure I'm going to fulfill her little wish......" Nie Canglong's second half of the words floated over.
"Ga ......" Daoist Yun Zhongzi was still happy just now, and the smile froze on the old face at this moment.
"hahahaha...... "Gu Yunfeng hahaxiao, "Dao Chief, you will regret going." I see it's useless for you to regret it, this is a punishment for those who have a bad conscience, no, it's not a punishment, it's retribution......"
"Old Bullnose, it's okay, isn't someone bullying you?? Isn't it just a broken knife for your aunt to help you?? The old lady came out, and the top two ...... "Yuan Siyu can't see Gu Yunfeng proudly, so he will be against her." What's more, Nie Canglong also offended her, and blocking Nie Canglong was also something she was willing to do, the most important thing was that she also had a knife, and it was given by Nie Canglong. …,
"Siyu is really timely rain, shijie, there are not many such haode immortals......" Yunzhongzi Daoist began to be moved, this Yuan Siyu was put in the past, that is the legendary chivalrous girl.
"Hmph...... "Gu Yunfeng didn't say much." Making Nie Canglong hate Yuan Siyu is what she is most happy to see.
Gu Yunfeng's speed was very fast, and he caught up with the convoy in a few breaths, and then jumped into the four-wheeled cart with a jump. A short body got into the carriage.
"Canglong. What do you think?? As soon as Gu Yunfeng entered the carriage, he saw Nie Canglong sitting alone on the sofa outside, and hurriedly sent the Cold Moon Knife to the man like a treasure, "What do you think of my knife??" ”
"It's okay...... Nie Canglong took the knife, pulled out half of it, glanced at it lightly, then inserted the knife back into the sheath, nodded slightly, "It's okay......" and returned the knife to Gu Yunfeng.
"Did you read it??" Gu Yunfeng is still a little unhappy, people show it to you, you don't take a closer look, just perfunctory people? ?
"Of course I read it, I'll give you an appraisal certificate, this Cold Moon Knife is genuine, it is better than Zhan Lu in terms of quality, you can ask Sister Yuan to wash your underwear......" Nie Canglong gave a very pertinent evaluation.
"I hate ......" Gu Yunfeng replied with a shy glance at the man, and his small mouth pouted, "You are a hooligan...... " said nicely, but in action, he did not mean to stay away from the hooligan at all, but sat down beside the hooligan shyly.
"Who the hell is playing hooligan?? Can you please not get so close to me?? Nie Canglong glanced at Gu Yunfeng, and said with some displeasure, he knew that Gu Yunfeng was not like Yuan Siyu, Yuan Siyu had no face and no skin, no matter what you said, it was useless, but Gu Yunfeng was different, as long as she pulled her face, she would be able to get acquainted.
"Oh......" Gu Yunfeng's little face was a little embarrassed, and his body involuntarily moved to the side, and opened a little distance from Nie Canglong, "I'm okay to sit here, right?" ”
"Ahem, cough, cough......" Nie Canglong coughed a few times, and his body involuntarily moved to Gu Yunfeng's side, then turned his head and glanced at Gu Yunfeng in some surprise, "Didn't you ask you not to get so close to me?" ”
"Hehe......" Gu Yunfeng thought that Nie Canglong was playing a game with her, so he grinned at the time, moved his body to the side again, and distanced himself from him, and then sat on the edge of the sofa, "Is this okay??" She just waited for the man to squeeze over again, and then she had no way to escape, so she could only let him bully.
"Well, it's almost......" Nie Canglong took a look, and then moved to the other side of the sofa, "It's just this distance, if it's closer, I'll call it indecent manner......"
"Hmph......" Gu Yunfeng's little mouth pouted at that time, obviously, Nie Canglong's little trick made her a little unhappy, as if someone was a flower, she had to be inserted in your pile of stinky cow dung, and couldn't help beckoning to the little wolf dog lying in the corner of the carriage, "Big big wolf, come here......"
Gu Yunfeng named her little wolf dog as Big Big Wolf, and her dog was easy to recognize, in order to distinguish herself from everyone's wolf dogs. The wolf toes on the hind legs of the puppy were deliberately cut off. There's some dried blood on it.
Well, the wolf toe is an extra seemingly vestigial toe on the dog's leg, this thing basically has no effect, and even when running in the woods and grass, it will become a burden, generally whose dog has wolf toes, basically cut off, of course, some people think that cutting off is too bloody, and will also tie it off with a string or ponytail. As long as the string or horsetail is tied to the root of the wolf's toe, it will not take long for the wolf's toe to die due to the lack of blood, and the zuihou is only attached to a little skin. Just cut it off with scissors. …,
......When the gray wolf heard the call of the master, he screamed excitedly, and ran to the master in front of him, and sat down, and the wolf's toes were cut off, which did not affect its actions at all.
"Give me a roll, if you play well, I'll reward you with a piece of meat to eat......" Gu Yunfeng said to the gray wolf in a commanding tone.
"Whoa......" The gray wolf wants to be smart, not only can he understand the master's words, but he can also see that the master doesn't seem to be in a good mood. So he howled and rolled on the floor, and his comical and honest appearance did not look like a wolf at all, but rather like the offspring of a circus bear actor.
"Giggle...... Gu Yunfeng watched the gray wolf rolling on the floor, that funny look amused her at the time, "Okay, there is a ......reward" said, I don't know how, there is an extra piece of red bacon in his hand. Then he gently threw it to the gray wolf.
"Whoa......" The gray wolf immediately howled, caught the bacon, and swallowed the whole piece of meat into his stomach in just three bites, and then looked at his master pitifully. I hope the owner can give himself another chance to perform.
"You dance for the old lady, and the old lady will give you a Neidan to eat...... Gu Yunfeng took out a round Neidan from his arms. Dangling in front of the gray wolf, he said temptingly.
......The gray wolf was excited at that time, and its animal instinct told it that the bead in the owner's hand was of infinite benefit to it, and as long as it was eaten, it could be reborn.
The gray wolf didn't know what dancing was, but he could guess the general meaning from the word dance, so the little thing landed on his two hind legs and jumped up in this carriage, sometimes one leg straightened, sometimes one leg bent, sometimes forward, sometimes backward, sometimes jumping up and down, sometimes walking two steps, that look like dancing tango, quite personable.
"Hahahahahaha......" Gu Yunfeng's laughter had an irrepressible meaning, this little puppy was so funny, she had never seen such a funny dog since she was a child.
"Okay, a dog, you actually trained yourself to be a circus clown......" Nie Canglong watched the puppy cub perform there, and his face turned black at that time.
"My dog ......" Gu Yunfeng didn't say much, just spit out three words and announced his ownership of the dog.
"Yes, yes, your dog ......" Nie Canglong didn't say anything, just twisted his head to the car window, looking at the scenery outside the window.
"Big Big Wolf, good ......" Gu Yunfeng glanced at Nie Canglong, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and then threw the Inner Dan in his hand to the Big Big Wolf.
"Whoa......" The gray wolf howled excitedly, opened his mouth to catch Nedan, and swallowed Nedan directly into his stomach.
"Sing a song to the master, this Neidan is yours, this Neidan is a bird, maybe after you eat it, you will grow a pair of wings......" Yuan Siyu took out another Neidan from his arms, shook it twice in front of the gray wolf's eyes, and said.
"Whoop ......" the gray wolf wagged his tail, looking at the inner dan in the master's hand began to be confused, as animals, they have the instinct to seek good fortune and avoid evil, for example, human beings often have the phenomenon of taking wild plants to poison, this is because the subjective consciousness of human beings is too strong, has completely overwhelmed the instinctive reaction of animals, but animals, because their wisdom is limited, daily behavior relies on instinct, so basically there will be no food poisoning, even if there are one or two cases of food poisoning, it is also because of lack of foodEven if it is poisonous, it has to be eaten hard, so what can be eaten and what cannot be eaten, human beings need Shennong's spirit to identify, and animals are born to know.
"What?? Don't want to eat?? Gu Yunfeng's brows furrowed, and he was a little unhappy in his heart, this little puppy dared to bargain with him.
"Whoa......" The gray wolf saw his master's face change, and he was frightened at that time, lying on the floor, covering his eyes with his two front paws, and his small body trembled, making a look of extreme fear.
"It's really interesting, you still want to cultivate a flying god dog??" Nie Canglong felt that Gu Yunfeng was quite a layman in this matter, and the dog had wings on his body, what was going on? ? If you don't have well-developed pectoral muscles, you can't fly with many wings.
"My dog ......" Gu Yunfeng pouted, still the three words just now.
"The dog bites Lu Dongbin......" Nie Canglong bared his teeth fiercely, and didn't say anything more, just like Gu Yunfeng said, this dog belongs to someone else, and it has nothing to do with himself, "I just cultivated the Flying God Dog, you don't have to take the car, it's just right to ride your Flying God Dog home, I'll tell you in advance about baibai ...... now."
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