?“ Who said I had a problem, your uncle! Xiao Ze scolded in his heart, but he said with tears of gratitude: "Teacher, you really care about me, I am moved, I sincerely pray that you also care about other people, they need you more." Net"

As soon as Xiao Ze said this, the whole class changed color and cast murderous glances.

Zhao Zhongxin looked around, and the class took three steps back. Then he looked at the time again, "Well, there are still a few minutes before the end of class, where is our political economy?" ”

The whole class sweats!

"I don't know what to do?" Zhao Zhongxin shook his head and sighed, "Okay, I've been studying Chinese medicine and acupuncture recently, this is very useful for curing diseases, even if you are not sick, you can also relax your muscles and invigorate your blood, and you are full of energy. ”

"No, no, no......!" The corners of Xiao Ze's mouth trembled, and he couldn't count the words.

Zhao Zhongxin couldn't help but say, took out more than ten silver needles and stabbed him in the head! During the acupuncture process, Zhao Zhongxin walked leisurely in class, looking complacent, poor Xiao Ze's head was pierced like a hedgehog.

From the perspective of their own life safety, the surrounding students not only stayed away from Zhao Zhongxin intentionally or unintentionally, but even Xiao Ze, an unlucky ghost, stayed away.

"Teacher, why do I feel a little dizzy?" Xiao Ze's mouth was open, and his voice was a little empty.

"Hiss......" Zhao Zhongxin looked puzzled, and then took out a human body acupuncture point map from his bag, and some girls were red-faced, but Zhao Zhongxin didn't care at all, and said to himself while looking at it: "Well, the acupuncture points are six wrong, with my wisdom, I can't remember it if I look at it once......

Xiao Ze finally collapsed in his seat in horror.

Finally got out of class alive, Xiao Ze jumped up and scolded as soon as he came out: "Your grandma, if Xiao Ye comes to your class again, I won't be Xiao Ye!" ”

His head was a little dizzy, Xiao Ze lay on his seat, and he didn't even know when the second class would start.

The second class was college English, and the lecture was a middle-aged man with longer hair than some girls', sharp-beaked monkey gills, like a turtle, but dressed very decently. Xiao Ze has seen many so-called artists who like to make themselves like this, of course, foreigners are also very individual, it is said that this is a "turtle faction", and he speaks English very well. That's not the point, the point is that this person has nothing to do with the dean or the counselor. In other words, Xiao Ze has no grievances with him, and he is finally better.

After giving a lecture, I found that this "turtle" actually stuttered when he spoke Chinese, and it was very serious. Speaking English, it's like a machine gun.

Could that be why he specializes in English?

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Shi Meng whispered to Zhu Ruofeng in the back: "Fat man, why are the teachers of Qilu University of Finance like this, in our high school, the teachers are all energetic, well-dressed, standing on the podium, they are like a river, they are galloping, and the opinions they speak are shocking, and they are definitely recognized as authoritative figures." It stimulated our students' blood to the brim, and I felt fortunate to follow it after hearing it. ”

Zhu Ruofeng said disdainfully: "Then you still come to school at Caida." ”

"Haven't I gone astray!" Shi Meng said with a little remorse.

Zhu Ruofeng immediately said disdainfully: "What do you kid know, this is called a real person who does not show his face, and he who shows his face is not a real person." Your high school student, why is it so easy to let the bells and whistles blind, like a little girl Prince Charming, I am very optimistic about this one, first, since he speaks so hard, then every word he says must be the essence; Second, with his image and eloquence, if he can survive in a university like Qilu University of Finance and Economics, there must be something outstanding about him......"

I have to say that Zhu Ruofeng is still knowledgeable, at least this turtle is really a gentleman, there are so many chats below, the whole classroom is noisy, and people can still lecture calmly, full of concentration.

And Xiao Ze, who was relatively high, was almost killed by Zhao Zhongxin in the last class, and as soon as he started class, he felt his head groggy, looking at the turtle's mouth on the podium opening and closing like a fish drinking water, Xiao Ze's consciousness gradually blurred...... Finally collapsed with a bang. Soon Harazi had a face, and there was no image at all.

But Xiao Ze didn't expect the turtle to be so bad, and he spoke so well, he suddenly slapped the podium and shouted, "There is something to say...... There was a widow ......"

Xiao Ze was so frightened that he sat up suddenly, and the few people who were sleeping and chatting around him were all stunned, and then looked at the college English teacher, with a sly smile, he continued to speak very calmly, and read fluent English, and the whole class looked at each other, no one could believe that the ambiguous shout just now was sent by him, and he couldn't catch it at all.

"This classmate, you...... Let's answer the ...... The question ......" The turtle pointed at Xiao Ze and said with great difficulty.

"Huh? Issue? Xiao Ze was stunned for a moment, could it be that in the university course, let him answer the widow, don't answer the widow, he didn't understand what he said in English just now.

"Uh...... This is a complicated question, and I am afraid that I will not be able to finish it in one lesson. ”

"I didn't ...... Relationship, to put it simply, I would love to know you, you, you, you...... understanding. The turtle didn't know if it was deliberately targeting this student who slept in class.

"To put it simply...... Well, soeasy. ”

"It's very ...... Simple! The turtle nodded, waiting for the next step, but soon he found that there was no follow-up at all.

"Finished?"

Xiao Ze nodded seriously: "It's over." ”

"This ...... That's too easy, right? ”

"You asked me to say it simply."

The turtle nodded, seemed to agree with Xiao Ze's statement, and continued: "Then you ...... It's a little more complicated. ”

Xiao Ze had a big head, "Complex problems are complex, and one lesson can't be finished." ”

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The turtle was completely defeated by Xiao Ze, and in the eyes of the whole class holding back a smile, Xiao Ze sat down again and continued to dream of his spring and autumn season. Not to mention, it's really a little uncomfortable to be pierced by that Zhao Xinzhong.

Towards the end of the lesson, an elderly woman in a gray gown ran over without knocking on the door, knocking it open, startling everyone.

"Mom, how did you come... Finish? The turtle immediately said with a smile on his face when he saw the visitor.

The old lady estimated that she was very lonely and aggrieved, and when she saw her son, she wanted to vomit quickly, in front of the whole class, she first talked about herself and her wife for 10 minutes, and then scolded Caida, "Ah, the head of the department of Caida is not as good as the beast, I want to chase me for three years, and I look like a turtle grandson all day long, but I didn't expect that time has passed, and he dares not to give me a little face......"

The student below looked sluggish, and the old lady could also say that the son who gave birth to him was stuttering, but the turtle was also filial and acted as a loyal listener. While the old lady was spitting out bitterness, she suddenly saw Xiao Ze with a snorting face in the corner of her eye, and immediately became angry, "What's your name?" ”

Ye Rao hurriedly woke up Xiao Ze, who was a little confused.

"Teacher's mother asked what your name was?" Ye Rao reminded in a low voice.

Poor Xiao Ze didn't know anything, so he stood up stupidly and said, "My name is Xiao Ze." ”

The old lady was still in a rage, and yelled: "Xiao Ze, right, I remember, I am your advanced mathematics teacher, I told you not to listen to me carefully, I will give a question in the afternoon class, what is my granddaughter's nickname?" If you can't answer, you don't want to get out of class......"

"I rely on !!"

Finally survived until the end of class, and almost all the students left the classroom at the same time, some went back to the dormitory, and some went directly to the cafeteria. But there is no doubt that this is the time when students are at their most dense.

Seeing Zhao Xinzhong, the turtle and the turtle's mother, and being pricked with a needle, Xiao Ze felt a little spinning.

Along the way, Xiao Ze had no appetite at all, and just wanted to hurry back to the apartment to sleep.

"School of Accountancy, come on! School of Accountancy, come on ......" No. 1 basketball court, the slogan of the School of Accountancy resounded in the sky, and almost all the stands around were slowly full of people watching the game. However, it is a pity that despite the hard work of the cheerleading team, it cannot change the dilemma that the School of Accountancy has always been at a disadvantage.

"Oh, don't shout, the more you shout those guys, the more you don't fight, the first half is not over yet, the score is half off, and I don't know what my name is." Lin Xiyuan grabbed Nie Xiaoling, who was waving a cheerleading stick and screaming loudly, with a depressed face.

"It's all useless guys, how powerful they usually brag in front of us, but when it comes to the critical moment, our two big beauties come to cheer for them in person, and it's so useless." Nie Xiaoling also clenched her fists and gritted her teeth angrily.

"They can't be blamed either. He Shi'er from the School of Finance invited three foreign aides from the School of Physical Education in one go, and they are also the three most powerful people in basketball in the School of Physical Education. There are more female students and fewer male students in our accounting school, and even fewer can play basketball. In the cheerleading team, a short-haired girl who was slightly shorter than Nie Xiaoling pouted and said depressedly.

"He Shi'er's kind of person, she is not angry when she is proud!" Lin Xiyuan gritted her teeth angrily, she has been pampered since she was a child, and she almost wants anything, so there are some eldest ladies who have a temper and are more competitive than ordinary people, especially a woman who she looks down on, and she can't lose.

But this time, it was useless for Lin Xiyuan to be angry.

"Hey, it is said that our accounting school, but with you and Du Hui, you and Du Hui have two school flowers, and any one of them can crush He Shi'er to death. He Shi'er can find three powerful foreign aids, why don't you find a few to come over? The short-haired girl suggested.

"The man that Miss Ben doesn't like is too lazy to deal with it at all. If He Shi'er hadn't been arrogant to Miss Ben this time and dared to laugh at our college, I wouldn't have come to be a cheerleader. Anyone like He Shi'er, any boy with a little specialty, can recognize his brother as a younger brother and sing together to go to a nightclub. Lin Xiyuan looked disdainful.

"As for that one." Lin Xiyuan turned her head to the left depressedly, and there, in the stands at the very edge of the basketball court, Du Hui, dressed in light light pants and dressed in green and white, was standing. It's like being deep out of the world, left behind and independent. There are obviously a lot of boys around, ostensibly watching the ball, but in fact, I don't know how many times I secretly glanced at the past. However, no one seemed to want to disturb this beauty, and no one approached around Du Hui.

"This is the biggest battle of honor between our School of Accounting and the School of Finance, and that guy is not even a cheerleader." Lin Xiyuan shook her head helplessly. Kneel and beg to share

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