Since I broke up with Yaoyao, I've basically slept in Bruce's lounge, because I really don't want to go into that room of mine, which contains too many memories of me.

And I also contracted the nausea of alcoholism, if I used to drink, it was with a few brothers, idle drinking and talking, then now there is no reason to drink, drink anything, as long as you drink will be drunk, so Wang Mumu gave me a nickname, called "Meng Drunkard", I don't want to take drugs, I can only vent with the strength of alcohol, but I definitely don't drink when I have something to do.

A few of my brothers, including Brother Xu and Sister Baobao, knew that after I broke up, they basically didn't persuade me much, and when they met me drinking, they drank a few drinks with me silently, and their lives were happy.

And I also met a drinking friend in Bruce, that is Hong Xin, it may be Brother Hei's death, which hit her very hard, so she comes back to Brother Xu's Bruce every night to drink, and the two of us have slowly developed from the very beginning of the sworn enemies to drinking friends, quite a bit of the same taste of the end of the world, and we are very weird, basically there is no conversation, she drinks hers, I drink mine, and after drinking, check out together, and then AA system.

"Do you have time tomorrow?" Hong Xin took a bottle of Chivas Regal and asked drunkenly.

"Yes!! I have an idler every day, I don't have anything, I just have time!! "My tongue is so big that I can't pronounce words very clearly.

"Accompany me to the dog market tomorrow, it's not interesting for me to go by myself!" Hong Xin: This is the first time I have been officially invited.

"What are you going to do?"

"With a dog!"

"Webbed!" I took a sip of wine and looked at her with some bewilderment.

"You're sick! What's the fuss, my family's Satsuma is in heat, and I have a few girlfriends who especially like my family's Satsuma, so they want me to get them a few puppies!! Hong Xin wiped her palm unsatisfied, and explained.

"Holy shit, there's this good thing?? I've seen a matchmaker, and I really haven't seen a matchmaker, so you guys take me one!! "Wang Mumu is a debtor B, and he is full of curiosity about everything.

"Okay, let's be together tomorrow, I didn't bring any money today, you settle the bill, and Ming'er will pay you back!!" After Hong Xin finished speaking, she picked up her bag and walked outside Bruce.

"Hey, I said this girl, isn't it interesting to you, why do you come to drink with you every day??" After Wang Mumu saw Hong Xin leaving, he asked me in a special gossip.

"Get out!"

"I think the two of you have the possibility of developing into spiritual partners, you say" Wang Mumu drank some B wine and began to chatter.

"Get out!"

"What I'm saying is true, a man can't drop without a woman"

"Bang!"

I kicked Wang Mumu away, took the wine bottle and walked upstairs, treating people like him, you have to talk to him, he can be honest.

In fact, I know that he is for my good, he wants me to quickly forget Yaoyao, in fact, this idea is nonsense at all, the first is that I can't forget Yaoyao, I can't now, I can't in the future, take 10,000 steps back, that is, I'm really good with Hong Xin, so why am I separated from Yaoyao? It's impossible that Yaoyao and I can't afford to pay the responsibility, but we can afford it with Hong Xin.

Early the next morning, Hong Xin drove a newly mentioned RRV4 to pick me up in the blues, before Hong Xin rode a small motorcycle, I don't know weishenme, since Brother Hei left, Hong Xin spent money like running water, fucking bought a bag and spent tens of thousands of yuan, without blinking his eyes.

Because Wang Mumu owes a lot, he insisted on taking a look at the dog, so he slept with me in Bruce yesterday, Hong Xin called me twice, I got up, washed up briefly, called Wang Mumu, and then walked out of Bruce.

Speaking of which, I must say one thing, Wang Mumu's sick and interesting story, this matter is true and valid, and it will never be faked.

About seven or eight years later, Wang Mumu went to Chenchen's house as a guest, and Chenchen does not take drugs, but it does not mean that the friends he greeted do not take drugs or anything, and sometimes play mahjong and play all night, so it is inevitable that there will be some friends who can't stand staying up late and smoke a few puffs.

At that time, Chenchen's family had a husky with relatively pure blood, since the dog entered Chenchen's house, he served the dog like his father, this dog's physique is not good, two heads in three days, get a small germ or something, Chenchen alone is spent in the pet hospital, no less than 20,000 yuan.

That time was also a coincidence, Chenchen played mahjong with a few friends all night, his friend preferred to smoke methamphetamine, and methamphetamine has a particular thing, that is, ordinary ice, and Sao Bing, what does Sao Ice mean?

That is, after smoking, the sexual yu is stronger, and the time lasts for a long time, although I don't know the basic structure of the dog, but from this point of view, the dog sucks this kind of methamphetamine, and it is also fucking commotion.

Okay, let's change the perspective, follow Wang Mumu's footsteps, and record this absurd moment.

"Chenchen, why is your house so messy, like a pig's nest!!" Wang Mumu entered the house, pinching his orchid fingers, pretending to be as if he was clean.

"Grass, there's no girl, how can you be clean, what are you doing here!!" Chenchen took two cans of Coke and handed them to Wang Mumu.

"I don't drink Coke, xiexie, spermicide!"

"Grass, what the hell are you doing here, you have something to say, you have a fart!"

"Last night, I had nothing to do, I looked at the moon for a while, and suddenly my heart was surging, and I made a wet song!" At that time, Wang Mumu was already idle every day, and his business was basically on track, and he encouraged some poems that no one could understand every day.

"Wait for me to come into the house and make a call!!" Chenchen couldn't stand his toss anymore, so he found an excuse to hide in the house and not come out.

"Wang!!"

At the same time as Chenchen entered the house, the husky appeared, because last night, after smoking second-hand ice all night, the husky had begun to estrus, began to rock, quickly ran to Wang Mumu's side, supported the huge dick, and poked Wang Mumu's thigh.

Although Wang Mumu has the spirit of a camel, he really doesn't dare to be **, so he kicked the husky in disgust.

Who knew that the dog would not give up, and ran over again and continued to poke violently.

"Oh fuck, you fucking poke twice, it's fun, you're fucking dead!! What about me as a Sunday? Wang Mumu's strength as an alternative outlaw came up again, and he kicked again.

Who knew that this dog seemed to like to play SM, and the girl walked around the happy room, ran to Wang Mumu's thigh again, and poked it violently.

"I'm ***, you're not playing, are you, okay, I'll make you feel good!!" After Wang Mumu finished speaking, he turned around and went into the kitchen, took a rubber glove, and put it on his hand, and then ran in a daze, and the husky's second brother walked over.