199 is a mess

Leng Xiao was still so burly and stout, wearing a black shirt, shining with a complicated silver luster under the warm light of bright yellow, because of the oblique standing posture, he was slumped on the Eight Banners who were holding him, and the shirt was pulled up a little, indecently revealing the belt with the silver buckle, as well as the navel above the belt.

He hung on the Eight Banners disciples, holding a large number of messy shopping bags in his left hand, and a thermal lunch box in his right hand, smiled at Mu Hibiscus sitting on the sofa in the living room, pointed at her with the thermal lunch box, turned his head sideways, and said vaguely to the Eight Banners disciples beside him:

"Brother, did you see it, I said to let this girl go to bed early, hard, hard not to listen, hiccup~~ No, I have to wait for Lao Tzu to come back, alas... Since I had a daughter-in-law, I have no freedom. ”

He seemed to pat his brother's shoulder helplessly, as if he was very bitter, but in fact, he showed off, and the Eight Banners disciples didn't seem to be so drunk, but he still nodded, and flattered with a big tongue:

"That's, that's, Brother Xiao is blessed, my sister-in-law is still waiting for you so late, where is it like us, I can only roll the quilt alone when I turn around."

"Hey, hey, I didn't let her wait, she had to wait, hey, hey, it's not in vain that Lao Tzu loves her, this..."

The owl smiled proudly, and hung on his brother, and was about to go to the door with a vague footstep, and yelled at Mu Hibiscus who was sitting on the sofa with a short personality and a great temper:

"Didn't you see Lao Tzu drunk? Come and help, you have to bother a few brothers to send them to the door, are you embarrassed? If I don't beat you for three days, you will dare to go to the house to uncover the tiles, wait, I won't beat you to death for a while! ”

Roar over. The hand carrying a pile of shopping bags clenched into a fist. Just punched the hibiscus sitting on the sofa and shook a fist the size of a casserole. didn't wait for Mu Hibiscus to speak and get up, Leng Xiao leaned towards the door by himself, threw the pile of shopping bags into the door, and easily pushed his brother out of the door with one hand, and yelled in disgust:

"Roll on, the Spring Festival is worth a thousand gold, and there are few bad things for Lao Tzu, I don't know if Lao Tzu will be nervous for the first time today?"

The children of the Eight Banners who were pushed out of the door in disgust. was also drunk and dizzy, sat on the ground with a butt, "poof", the back of his head slammed on the door of the bride on the other side, and fainted without saying a line, before the hibiscus in the door, the cold owl by the door, the child of the Eight Flags outside the door reacted, and the door of the bride's room was gently opened.

Xi Niang should not have slept yet, otherwise she would not have knocked her head on the door in the Eight Banners. He opened the door and thought of this possibility. Hibiscus was still sitting on the sofa, slightly tilting her head to pay attention to the door, and under the warm light, a sneering look appeared unconsciously on her delicate face.

Outside the door, Xi Niang was still wearing a short-sleeved white long T-shirt, and from her angle, she naturally couldn't see the hibiscus still sitting on the sofa inside the door, only to see an unnatural look appear on her slightly pale face, and the skeleton that was thinner than the hibiscus trembled gently, bypassing the children of the Eight Banners who fell asleep on the ground, stepping on the thick and soft carpet barefoot, walking to Leng Xiao's side, paused, and then mustered up the courage to ask softly:

"How can I help?"

In terms of temperament, she is the same as hibiscus, with a sense of indifference that does not eat the fireworks of the world, but she is not cold enough, and her momentum is not good enough, because she is thin, but with a touch of weakness, although her facial features are not so beautiful, but her small face is also only the size of a palm, and a pair of black eyes under the eyebrow-length bangs are like grapes, shining with unknown light.

Leng Xiao, who was leaning crookedly against the door, came up with strong spirits, pulled the black shirt wrapped around his body hotly, glanced at the Xi Niang who was very close to him irritably, and shouted:

"Do yourself a fart, when Lao Tzu's daughter-in-law is dead or buried? Get away and go cool, don't roll, don't roll Lao Tzu kicks you to death. ”

After all, the drunken cold owl really raised one foot and was about to kick Xi Niang's waist and stomach, but at this time, he was already so drunk that his limbs were uncoordinated, and one foot was raised to make a golden rooster independent difficult action, and one couldn't hold it, so he fell to the carpet inside the door.

At the moment of falling, he didn't forget to protect the insulated lunch box he was holding in his hand, and muttered in his mouth: "Ouch, ouch, don't fall, my grandfather and daughter-in-law eat less at night." ”

At the moment when he fell, the pale-faced Xi Niang reached out and took the initiative to grab Leng Xiao's iron-hard arm, originally wanted to hold Leng Xiao, but unexpectedly or unexpectedly was taken down by Leng Xiao, Leng Xiao fell to the ground, because she was protecting the lunch box, she didn't have time to push her away, and the final result was that Xi Niang lay on Leng Xiao's body with a red face.

It's really not a good-looking beautiful posture, the petite bride completely pressed the burly cold owl on the ground as a meat pad, and the bodies of the two fit together without any dead ends, which is very criminal.

"Get out!"

Leng Xiao roared irritably, and was pressed to the ground, although the bride on his body had no weight, but his face as a gentleman was all gone, as the second child of his life, he was constantly rubbed by the trembling girls on his body, this kind of trick of taking the initiative to throw himself into his arms has been staged since he was a teenager, if he can be hard, can he keep the boy body to this day?

I can't tell whether the bride is deliberate or unintentional, maybe half pushed, maybe into some kind of magic barrier, as if she didn't hear Leng Xiao's words, lying on Leng Xiao was so scared that she trembled violently, shy, contradictory, fearful, at that moment, in short, it was very complicated.

Seeing that she lay on her stomach for a few seconds and didn't get up, Leng Xiao couldn't bear it, stretched out his big hand, grabbed the back of the bride's shirt, and easily tore off the bride with a plaster cloth like pulling a plaster, and threw it like garbage, and he didn't know where to throw it, shouting:

"Wife, wife, daughter-in-law, come and help Lao Tzu, ouch, this is very dizzy."

He shouted for a long time, but he didn't see the hibiscus sitting on the sofa coming, but the bride who was thrown aside by him crawled over with tears on her face and wanted to help him up.

Feeling that there were people around her, she originally wanted to tremble and help up the cold owl, her face was full of fear and courage, her face was pale, she knelt on the ground, her slender shoulders floated thinly, her outstretched hand stiffened in the air, and when she looked up, her black hair fell on the white T-shirt, and she looked at the hibiscus standing beside her embarrassedly, laughed dryly, and explained:

"I, I thought you were asleep, so I wanted to help Leng Xiao in."

"Oh."

Mu Hibiscus held the remote control in one hand, and inserted it in the pocket of his clothes with one hand idlely, facing Leng Xiao lying on his back on the ground, and holding the lunch box in his hand with one hand in an embarrassed posture, he didn't have the slightest intention of reaching out to help him up, but kicked his shoulder with his toes full of disgust, looking at Xi Niang, who was kneeling beside Leng Xiao and had no intention of getting up and leaving, and said indifferently:

"Then you can help me."

It's such an embarrassing and weird scene, if outsiders see the posture of these three people, they will definitely feel very strange, Leng Xiao was drunk and messy, and shouted "Baby, heart, little sass, hoof...", his real goddess stood high on the side, like looking at a dead dog without pity at the drunken Leng Xiao, a female colleague who couldn't fight with them and had no intersection before, but knelt beside Leng Xiao with a concerned face, planning to use her weak thin arms, Pick up the majestic cold owl......

It's just that before the tips of her fingers touched Leng Xiao's body, he stared at her and roared:

"What the fuck are you going on, if you get out of here, you don't have to be cheap, right, how much does it cost to sell it for a night? Lao Tzu will pay the money, and get out immediately. ”

At this time, Leng Xiao didn't need anyone to help him, he sat up staggeringly, held the insulated lunch box in his heart with one hand, as if this would not be violated, took out a large handful of banknotes from his pants pocket with one hand, and threw it towards the Xi Niang who was kneeling beside him and trembling like chaff, and the colorful banknotes hit the Xi Niang like snowflakes, and she couldn't stand it and cried to Leng Xiao:

"You, you, I just want to help you with good intentions, I don't need to be so insulting!"

She really just wants to help Leng Xiao, those Eight Banners kids look so bohemian, they are not her favorite type at all... They seem to be unrejecting women, she really didn't want to seduce Leng Xiao, but she saw that Leng Xiao was about to fall to the ground, she went to help, knowing that she couldn't help her, but she just wanted to help, the moment she lay on Leng Xiao's body, she admitted that she was stunned for a few seconds, but what does that mean? If... Leng Xiao rolled over and pressed her to the ground, trying to do something to her, she would definitely struggle to resist.

If only she can struggle and resist!

As if she had seen through the expectation that Xi Niang wanted to refuse and welcome at that moment, Mu Hibiscus, who was standing beside the two of them like a play, still had a mocking smile on the corner of her mouth, watching Xi Niang stumble and run away with her mouth covered with a sad expression, she stood beside Leng Xiao with the remote control and changed the station again, and she still didn't mean to help Leng Xiao at all.

Drunk and unable to find the north, but still knew how to humiliate the cold owl who threw himself into his arms and hugged the swinger, he struggled to stand up several times and couldn't coordinate it, his eyes were red with anger, and he hugged the calf of the hibiscus standing beside him with anger, and wanted to stand up with her pants while rubbing, revealing a grievance that did not match his temperament, and he kept scolding and scolding in his mouth, and said:

"Lao Tzu asked you to stand by, stinky woman, tonight, Lao Tzu can't kill you."

The author has something to say***************************

Thank you for the peace charm of "lazy lying meow" and "moon cherry blossoms"; Thank you for the pink ticket of "Wang Di". (To be continued......)