Zero One Queen Qi Angry makes a plan
Since Qin Zhan was taken away, no one has heard anything about him, let alone where he is, the news from Commander Tang is that he has been executed, everyone including Niu Xuanzhu takes it for granted, Zhou Fengtian also secretly drunk himself with wine for this reason, and even the Tomahawk Organization decided that this person was dead after tracking him down for a period of time.
Only Xiaoyu, Qin Zhan's eyes appeared in her mind again and again that day, and she was the only one who felt that Qin Zhan was still alive.
In the final exam of the first semester of the third year of high school, Niu Xuanzhu relied on Xiaoyu's answer to successfully win the first place in the repeat class, in his own words: As the class leader, this is what I should do. Of course, none of the people who knew him believed his nonsense, and they firmly believed that if he relied on strength, the third grade test paper would be enough to control his total score below 100 points.
However, China is a place that believes in a cult of personality, and people habitually add all the haode things and magical experiences to a person to make it more legendary, so after the start of the new semester, in the entire third middle school girl world, Niu Zhuzhu has been upgraded from a rich and handsome to a rich and handsome man with excellent character and learning, and its influence has chased Korean idols, becoming a dream lover of almost all girls, and there is an endless stream of girls peeking at the door of the repeating class and in the corridor every day.
For the first few days, Niu Xuanzhu couldn't stop laughing, but after a few days, he was depressed, because no matter where he went, Huo Qiang, the cub, always stayed with him, and in only three days he heard rumors about him and his boyfriend.
Unexpectedly, rumors are the same as scandals, not only did not affect his popularity, but made him more famous, closer to the standard of an idol, which can be seen from the fact that more and more girls from other schools deliberately come to the third middle school when they are out of school.
He likes the feeling of being the focus, likes to watch himself rise as soon as he opens ** attention, likes to be sought after by girls, and prefers to receive love letters from admirers every day, because some love letters come with photos of girls who are sweet, charming, pure, or hot.
Hiding in the toilet and looking at pictures of beautiful women is definitely an evil and refreshing thing for guys, especially when looking at some sexy and sultry photos. However, Niu Zhuzhu was limited by his own conditions, and could only look at and touch the photos evilly, but he couldn't make himself happy anyway, which made him observe more than once that he should be able to be happy, and he was often refreshed by his own hands before he was reborn. He opened the hole of the pee more than once, hoping to pull the little brother out of the deep hidden, but he didn't get anything other than making a hand every time.
This made him start to fight Rulan's idea, some things have reached a time when they have to be solved, otherwise he would have to hold back until he bleeds. If he didn't die in a shootout, didn't die from a ghost curse, but was suffocated to death by exuberant desire (hope), then he was too wronged.
In the next few days, Niu Shuzhu was courteous to Rulan, washing clothes, ironing clothes, buying snacks, cooking Rulan's favorite meals, etc., which can really be said to be enough to be a slave's face, which is several times more flattering than a pug. But I don't know Weishenme, Rulan's attitude towards him is getting worse and worse, and he is becoming more and more unreasonable, which makes Niu Shuzhu think that Rulan's menopause is advanced.
Later, Niu Xuanzhu gradually found that not only Rulan, but even Xiaotao, and even Xiaoyu's attitude towards him was much colder, and later, things were getting more and more wrong, Rulan and the main small forward of the basketball team are getting closer and closer, Xiaotao often talks about which boy is chasing Xiaoyu when he is at home, and the person is very good, so Xiaoyu seriously considers it, and recently he took Xiaoyu to travel with a well-known student in the school on weekends.
Men know that going out is a prelude to cheating, just like doing (love) foreplay.
Niu Zhuzhu realized the seriousness of the situation: what is the situation? Is the collective red apricot out of the wall? I think I must not be able to line myself with a green hat, so do I have to get two or three to bring for myself? I'm just looking at other girls' love letters and photos, and I haven't done any deviant actions (in fact, he can't do it if he wants to), if this annoys the three flowers at home that he is not able to pick, and then let other men take advantage of the opportunity, then he can really run for the most ** person in history.
It doesn't matter if you lose your soldiers, but you can't lose your wife. In order to alleviate the relationship with the three beauties, Niu Xuanzhu began to think of countermeasures, and consulted widely with the fairy pets and brothers.
As the saying goes, three stinkers, the top Zhuge Liang, after consulting many parties and staying up late for three consecutive nights, Niu Xuanzhu summed up a full three pages of "Improving the Relationship with the Three Queens Jihua Book", in fact, the original name of the Jihua book was "Improving the relationship with the two queens and a goddess Jihua Book", but because the name is too long, it can only be wronged Xiaoyu.
Examining his Jihua book with bloodshot eyes, Niu Xuanzhu smiled and nodded, he firmly believed that following the above steps, killing all the wild bees and butterflies, and subduing the hearts of the three girls was simply as easy as a foolproof thing.
However, how reliable Jihua is formulated by the fairy pets and his brothers is really imaginative.
After comparing the weight of the three girls in their hearts, Niu Xuanzhu decided to attack the small forward of the basketball team first! Who makes this force not to have a good time playing basketball and not worrying about Rulan's two balls~ Those who like big breasts are perverts, and they can't let Rulan fall into the clutches of the devil. Except, of course, himself.
Although it was already late at night, I was surprisingly excited to think of beating the small forward all over the ground on the basketball court, so I took a blank piece of paper, lay on the table and began to write the "Challenge Book"!
"Yay~ It's done!" Niu is glad that he has successfully taken the first step to "improve the relationship with the three queens".
I wanted to turn around and share my joy with others, but I saw Huo Qiang sleeping on the sofa, and this girl didn't open the sofa bed when she slept, and there was no place for her to sleep, and suddenly a nameless flame rushed to Niu Zhuzhu's heart.
The cow bolt column went up with a kick, kicked Huo Qiang off the sofa, and then turned over and lay on the sofa as soon as possible, covered the quilt and pretended to sleep.
Huo Qiang woke up with a "hmm", got up from the ground, looked at himself, and then looked at the sleeping cow bolt on the sofa, scratched his head, rubbed his buttocks that were kicked, and then lay on the ground again, closing his eyes.
Three minutes later, Huo Qiang sat up from the ground again, it was already the end of October, and sleeping on the ground without a quilt was definitely not a wise choice, so he reached out and pulled the quilt on Niu Tiezhu's body.
He thought that Niu Shuzhu was asleep, but the actual situation was that Niu Shuzhu was not asleep, and when he found that his dear quilt was being moved, Niu Shuzhu turned over and pressed all the quilts under him.
Huo Qiang was stunned for a moment, then stood up and tried to turn Niu Bolt Pillar's body to pull out the quilt, while Niu Bolt Pillar pretended to be asleep and struggled, and greeted Huo Qiang's relatives in his heart.
The battle for the quilt between the two lasted for about two minutes, and Huo Qiang finally let go. Then, just when Niu Shuzhu was celebrating the victory in his heart, Huo Qiang actually climbed onto the sofa, put one arm and one leg on Niu Shuzhu, and fell asleep with Niu Shuzhu in his arms.
Although he squeezed it a little, fortunately, the quilt was still on his body, and Niu Shuzhu, who was already sleepy, didn't have the strength to squeeze Huo Qiang off the sofa anymore, so he also slept peacefully.
When the two of them were woken up, they saw the strange stares of the three girls.
"Huo Qiang, from today onwards, you still don't follow the cow bolt." Little Tao Road.
“weishenme? Didn't you let me get more than half a meter away from him? ”
"Changed, from now on, you can't get within three meters of him!" Rulan announced a new order.
The two men didn't know that the three girls would suddenly make this decision, and the three girls had already left the house.
"Or ...... The next time the curse of the devil strikes...... Don't let the man hug him......" Rulan tangled up to ask the other two girls for their opinions.
"Well, let Xiaoyu hug it next time, with the mana of the two of us, we should be able to cope with it." Little Tao Road.
"Ah~weishenme let me hold him? Doesn't it say that the best is the body of a virgin? Xiaoyu exclaimed, blushing.
Rulan and Xiaotao glanced at each other, and Rulan smiled: "Because we have to ensure that the little tree is straight when it grows, and we can't let it become bent." ”