Chapter 44 (II) Strange Books
After Xueying's order was given, none of the three carried it out. Tang Shuxing came to You Xueying's side and said in a low voice: "Miss You, you let them go first, you see, the kung fu of those two people before was so good, it must be no problem, I can't do it, I'm stupid, you let the stupid force go, it will be bad, if you accidentally touch something, it won't look good if you shoot you in the face, right?" ”
After Tang Shuxing finished speaking, he raised his head towards Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi and said, "Hey, you two, don't rub it off, hurry up and go over to explore the way for Miss Yu!" ”
"You go first!" Xue Ying didn't bother to look at Tang Shu's punishment, and raised a gun against his temple.
"Oh mom, big sister, why did you pull out your gun while talking? What's going on? Tang Shuxing's face was bitter, "Shall I go?" My stomach hurts, I'm in trouble, and I'm bleeding! If you don't believe me, take off my pants and see, by the way, do you bring sanitary napkins? Lend me a piece, and I'll give you back a pack in a few days. Seeing that You Xueying didn't speak, Tang Shuxing immediately raised two fingers, "Two packs, right?" I don't want three packs! ”
Xue Ying didn't bother to take care of him, cut the rope of Tang Shuxing from between the connected ropes with a knife, and then kicked him into the trench, watching him jump and scream as he was pierced by the bones below.
"Oops, oops! My ass! My leg! Tang Shuxing rolled underneath, jumping up from time to time, "Calves and calves!" Oops, something grabbed my feet! Help me! It must be a ghost who died unjustly! ”
Ji Kefeng didn't want to look at it with a side face, but Gu Huaiyi looked at Tang Shuxing below and laughed, very happy. You Xueying sighed lightly, raised her gun and fired a few shots around Tang Shuxing, shouting, "Is the unjust ghost dead?" Didn't die, I kept shooting! ”
"Dead, dead, dead!" Tang Shuxing nodded hurriedly upward, and shouted at Ji Kefeng, "Master Ji, it's fun down there, come down and play together!" ”
You Xueying pointed a gun at Tang Shu and said, "Go over and find if there is anything that can be used as a bridge!" Hurry up! ”
"Miss You, aren't you afraid that I'll run away?" Tang Shuxing walked towards the opposite side of the trench in the pile of rotten bones with one foot deep and one foot shallow, but found that he couldn't climb up with his hands at all, so he had to cross his waist and look up, looking around for those bones to pad his feet, but found that some of them broke when he stepped on them, and only a few of them could bear their own weight.
"Damn it! I would have lost weight if I had known about it. Tang Shuxing found it in the pile of bones, and took the trouble to explain his current predicament to the anxious You Xueying above, he searched and found an arrow in the pile of bones, immediately grabbed it and hid it in the sleeve, and then got up and looked at You Xueying and said, "Miss You, I'm too heavy, and I will break when I step on it, why don't I masturbate it first?" At least you can save a little weight! ”
You Xueying closed her eyes, she didn't want to see his appearance anymore: "You just a hundred times!" Kick out ten pounds! If you can't get out, I'll die right away! ”
"Ten pounds? Mammoths can't do it! Tang Shuxing hurriedly turned around and looked for other bones to step on, "Damn! Even if a mammoth can pull out ten catties, it has no hands, and the hole in its nose is estimated to be too thin, no wonder it will be extinct......"
After searching for half an hour, Tang Shuxing finally found a solid bone to pad his feet, piled it very high, climbed up carefully, and then carefully grasped the edge of the trench, and after climbing up, he raised his hands and said, "I'm here!" Come here, too! I'll wait for you! ”
Tang Shu Punishment! Stupid, find a way to run! Ji Kefeng looked anxiously at the still elated Tang Shuxing on the other side.
"He's not leaving." Gu Huaiyi laughed in a low voice, "Don't look at him as a bastard**, I know that he is a very righteous person, and he will definitely not leave us." ”
"It's me! Not us! Ji Kefeng said coldly.
"Whatever you say, he's much smarter than you, and it's okay to put your cleverness on the right path, but you're less than one-tenth of him when dealing with those really ruthless guys." Gu Huaiyi turned his head to look at Ji Kefeng.
"Don't stir up our relationship." Ji Kefeng said in a low voice, at this time, Xue Ying put away the gun, then jumped down the trench, and climbed up according to Tang Shuxing's method, what made Ji Kefeng even more angry was that Tang Shuxing also pulled You Xueying up and helped her pat the dust on her body, almost kneeling and licking.
Ji Kefeng got up slowly, took a deep breath, and was about to make a move, Gu Huaiyi also got up, and said in a low voice at the same time: "Don't run, we are really poisoned, it was produced by that kind of firefly larvae, that woman didn't lie, if you want to save your life, let's go over." ”
"I'll believe you?" Ji Kefeng said coldly.
"You don't believe me, you believe your brother." Gu Huaiyi jumped down the trench with a smile, as soon as he jumped, the rope even took Ji Kefeng and had to jump down, the two of them supported each other and walked among the piles of bones, and then with the help of Tang Shuxing, they climbed up.
When the two of them climbed up, Tang Shuxing squatted there and looked at the trench and said, "We can all climb up, why can't those walking corpses climb up back then?" I've fought the walking dead, and they're all above us, and we're poisoned. ”
"More than a thousand dead people are here, if you think about how deep this trench was, unless you have wings, you can't go up at all, and besides, there was poisonous water down here, and people who fell into it had to melt everything except bones." Gu Huaiyi slapped the dust on his body, he was originally a person with a bit of cleanliness.
"If I have a pair of wings, two pairs of wings, I can go at any time, and I will set off secretly...... Yaye yes! Tang Shuxing turned around and hummed Jay Chou's song and walked towards the castle, Ji Kefeng had to shake his head, he couldn't figure out if he was really stupid or just pretending as Gu Huaiyi said, although he also knew that Tang Shuxing was serious and his brain was really good, but he couldn't understand why he was so optimistic? I'm so optimistic that I'm going to be perverted.
The castle in front of me is not very high, at most it is only as high as a three-story building now, but there are five floors in the count, and you can see that each floor is very low, but the area is very wide, and it looks like half a hamburger, except that each floor has protruding platforms, walls, and arrow battlements.
Tang Shuxing observed and walked to the main entrance, and found that the door had been broken, and there were four dry corpses wearing cloaks and bamboo masks around him, they were all hacked to death with sharp weapons, and they still maintained the action of holding the door.
Tang Shuxing stood there looking at the corpse, then turned back to look at the trench, and said to himself: "Why do you want to build such a place with a thousand corpses, do you know in advance that the eunuch will come to attack?" No, no, no, the walking corpses must have been put by them, something is wrong, sewing thousands of corpses is such a place for the cultivation of this group of dogs, so it means that they can't control that group of walking corpses? I'll go! Impossible! ”
Tang Shuxing immediately stood up when he thought of this, and You Xueying stood behind him and asked, "What are you talking about?" ”
"It's nothing, I'm watching these people die so miserably, I'll read them a few verses of scripture to overdo it." As he spoke, Tang Shuxing pressed his chest and said, "In the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, may all men honor your name, and may your kingdom come, Amen!" ”
After speaking, Tang Shuxing glanced at You Xueying, and then walked inside expressionlessly.
You Xueying stood there, stopped Ji Kefeng, pointed at Tang Shuxing and asked, "Is he sick?" ”
Ji Kefeng didn't answer, but Gu Huaiyi smiled and said, "He is more normal than you." ”
At this moment, the three of them heard Tang Shuxing suddenly shouting, "Hey, there's a book here!" Isn't this one! ”
What the!? You Xue Ying was taken aback, pushed away Ji Kefeng and Gu Huaiyi and rushed in, entered the very low hall on the first floor, and saw Tang Shuxing standing in front of a stone platform similar to an offering platform, pointing to an ancient book covered with dust on it, and immediately reached out to take it, but was stopped by Tang Shuxing.
You Xueying thought that Tang Shuxing was going to play tricks, so she raised her gun and aimed it at his head.
"Don't get excited!" Tang Shuxing hurriedly said, "Miss You, this book has been in place for thousands of years, and the things made of paper, can't you just take it and scatter it?" And the devil knows if there's a mechanism! Don't you think it's strange that we've come all the way too peacefully? ”
"He has a point." Ji Kefeng echoed in the back, "If there is a mechanism, we will all die." ”
"You...... Try it with your hands, gently. You Xueying pointed at Tang Shu and said, "It's time for you to play your role and burn yourself, aren't you ambitious?" Do it! ”
"Good!" Tang Shuxing was very happy, stretched out his hand, but retracted it and rubbed his fingers there, "Wait a while, I'm poisoned, under the activity, what if something goes wrong with cramps after a while?" ”
After kneading for a while, Tang Shuxing began to do gymnastics, and he still read something like "the eighth set of broadcast gymnastics starts now". You Xueying watched from the side and shouted, "Are you finished!?" Pick it up! ”
"Do another eye exercise! I'm afraid to be dazzled, I took the wrong one! As soon as Tang Shuxing raised his hand, Xue Ying's muzzle was aimed at him, Tang Shuxing's posture immediately changed, and he touched the book with his fingers, and then said, "Touch, no problem, please!" ”
"Tang Shu Punishment! Don't force me to kill you now! You Xueying gritted her teeth and said, "Like a normal person, pick up the book carefully, otherwise I will let your little bird bloom!" ”
Tang Shuxing immediately leaned over, gently picked up the book and held it in his hand, he didn't dare to exhale, and when he held it in front of You Xueying, he didn't even turn his face when he spoke: "Miss You, the thing has been brought over, it seems that it is not as fragile as imagined." ”
Ji Kefeng watched from the side, and found that Gu Huaiyi was slowly retreating, and also motioned for him to retreat. You Xueying saw their movements out of the corner of her eye, and immediately took a step back, raised her gun, moved away from the three people, and asked sharply, "What are you going to do?" ”
"It's late." Gu Huaiyi smiled and said, "If you want to pick up this book, you must sprinkle it on the surface with yellow phosphorus, otherwise the corpse poison on it will slowly seep into the skin, and then the people around you will suffer!" ”
"Fuck you! Why didn't you say it earlier! Ji Kefeng grabbed Gu Huaiyi.
Tang Shuxing stood there stunned, motionless, and asked mechanically for a long time: "In other words, I'm dead, right?" ”
"Almost." Gu Huaiyi didn't resist either, still facing Ji Kefeng with a smiling face, "But there is another way, that is, to bleed, release the blood on his middle finger, and it can last for a while, otherwise the person will die and the book will be shattered into slag." ”
After speaking, Ji Kefeng let go of Gu Huaiyi, walked up to You Xueying and said, "Give me the knife!" ”
"You believe him?" You Xueying shook her head, "I don't believe it!" I said, I'm not going to trip over a rock twice, that neurotic stupid guy doesn't die, it has nothing to do with me, I just want that book! ”
"But you're going to die with that book!" Ji Kefeng gritted his teeth and said, "You don't believe him, you can give it a try!" Anyway, it's not about cutting you with a knife. ”
You Xueying thought that there was a certain reason, and after thinking for a long time, she raised her gun to let Gu Huaiyi stay away, and then threw the dagger at Tang Shuxing's feet, and she stood behind a pillar, and then said, "Do it!" Don't play tricks, even if you have a knife, you can't get a bullet as fast. ”
Gu Huaiyi squatted down at this time, but when he squatted down, his eyes swept over the surrounding walls, and a different smile appeared on his face.
"Punishment two! Don't move! Don't move, live or dead, let's gamble. Ji Kefeng grabbed the knife, looked at Tang Shuxing, and then squatted down and pointed the tip of the knife at his middle finger, "If you die, I won't live, let's be a companion on the Huangquan Road......"
Before Ji Kefeng finished speaking, he heard Tang Shuxing scolding there: "Damn! Who the wants you to be martyred! You damn gay! If you want to be martyred, will you find ten or eight women? You say it's so sensational! Hurry up! ”
Ji Kefeng shook his head, and when he was about to make a move, Tang Shuxing shouted again: "Stop, stop!" I'm afraid of pain, I'm afraid of going to the hospital to check blood and prick my fingers, can't you clean the tip of the knife? Sterilization! What should I do if I get infected? ”
"Shut up!" Ji Kefeng saw his middle finger and started directly, and as soon as the tip of the knife stabbed over, the blood of his middle finger immediately gushed out, and then directly penetrated into the back of the book, instantly dyeing the back red.
Ji Kefeng, who was squatting below, was dumbfounded when he saw this, feeling that the book was sucking the blood of Tang Shuxing, and then the entire book was dyed red in less than five seconds.
"Throw away the book!" Gu Huaiyi suddenly got up and shouted, and then turned to face You Xueying, who was facing the pillar, and smiled, laughing very strangely.
You Xueying's face changed, knowing that she was fooled, she turned the muzzle of the gun and pulled the trigger towards Gu Huaiyi, Gu Huaiyi was shot in the chest, this distance was hit by a bullet, directly hit the wall, and then tilted his head......
When Xue Ying turned around again, Tang Shuxing had already thrown the book on the ground, and he was looking at her with his middle finger in his mouth. After watching You Xueying's face change from anger to murderous, she immediately leaned over to pick up the book, and at this moment, the ancient book that had been stained red by Tang Shuxing's blood suddenly shattered, and the broken pages of the book slowly floated upwards as if they were weightless in space, and after flying to a certain height, they disappeared without a trace as if they had evaporated.
"Ahh
Tang Shuxing immediately leaned over and threw himself at the pillar next to him, and after dodging, he shouted outside: "Hey, don't scream before you shoot next time, stupid only shouting out the move before forcing the move!" ”
"Second sentence, shut up! If you don't want to die, retract your head! Ji Kefeng dodged the bullets fired wildly by Xue Ying on the other side of the pillar.