There must be ugliness hidden behind the gorgeousness, just like a sugar gourd must be wrapped in rotten hawthorn. If your enemy sends you a good message, don't trust him easily, because it's probably a sword in a smile!

Sister Yan wants to invite me to dinner, eight o'clock tonight.

It's a conspiracy, it's a conspiracy! HAVE YOU EVER SEEN TOM SAY HELLO TO JERRY?

"Yezi, you should go with me, why am I so panicked?"

"My dear, what are you afraid of, sister, she's not a ghost, she's a good person! Besides, people named you to go alone, I don't want to join in the fun! ”

"But...... Oh, if she's really a ghost, I'm not so scared, my ancestors have learned Maoshan art. The key is that you have ever seen a Taoist priest catch a tiger, and she is still a white-fronted tigress. Forget it, I still don't want to go, this is definitely a Hongmen banquet, if Liu Bang and Xiang Yu go head-to-head, then they will die a miserable death. Our Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty has not yet been born, do you want our great Han Dynasty to perish so quickly before it has time to begin? ”

"It's okay dear, you can go with confidence, I will tie a yellow ribbon to the big tree at the door, and it will bless you with a safe return. And I'll wait for you to come back, if anything really happens to you, I'll be widowed for you, I won't remarry easily! Ye Xue hugged my neck and kissed me on the face, what a great encouragement this is, with this encouragement of love, even if it is the Yama Palace tonight, I will break through. But...... But you're in the same league as her, how can you make me believe you!

"Well, daughter-in-law, you're right! As the so-called blessing is not a curse, it is a curse that can't be avoided, anyway, I will come back sooner or later this day, rather than shrinking my head and tail to hide like this, it is better to be brave and be myself. What are you afraid of, it's a big deal that Lao Tzu will still be a ...... after 18 years It's just Yezi, can you meet my little request before my husband and I rush to the front line, let me make a wave, okay? "I'm going to put my stinky mouth on it.

"Oh no, I've been a little ...... in the past two days. It's a little inconvenient, can you kiss it after you come back? "Excuses, this is purely unwarranted excuses! I just wanted to kiss you, and I didn't ask for anything excessive. Even if your one is coming, but I don't want to be with you, why can't you let me do that? It is a great thing to fulfill a small wish of mine before I die!

"Okay, Yezi, please, will you let me wave it? I have a long way to go, life and death are uncertain, and the future is unpredictable, in case I can't come back, I will never have a chance to taste your little mouth again. "I can't care so much, I'm going to die anyway, and I won't be allowed to have fun before I die. Just when I was about to kiss her tender little mouth, poof! A palm stretched between us, separating the two longing hugging lips.

"Oh, I can't stand you, okay, I promise you to do whatever you want when you come back. But not now, if you force me, I promise not to let you touch it in the future! "This is a gamble, if I win the bet, then I will become the happiest man in the world, but if I lose the bet, I will not only be deprived of the "right to sexual happiness" for life, but may even have to take a small life. No matter what, isn't gambling big or small, Lao Tzu fights! I don't believe that my luck is like this, in order to get Ye Xue to bed openly, Lao Tzu let it out. It's just that I'm going to hold back now, resist the urge to kiss her on the mouth. Don't worry, my little brother, brother, I will take you into the peach blossom paradise of your dreams.

"It's a certainty, you can't go back this time! Tell me what I want when I come back, and you won't be able to go back when the time comes! ”

"Hmm." Ye Xue blushed shyly, and her head hit my chest obediently. Mom, I couldn't stand this cute teasing, so I took the opportunity to kiss her on the face.

"Nasty!" A punch hit me, and I would rather be beaten to death by her like this.

I went with a brave and fearless heart. For liberation, for a new life, there will always be people to sacrifice, and if God chooses me to take on this sacrificial role, then I ...... I'm definitely going to pull God down and beat him up! Damn, Lao Tzu is Chinese, so he doesn't believe in any bullshit God!

I believe in Jesus! Oh, my sincere and good Lord, if you will bless me to come back safely, then I will surely help you burn ten thousand pillars of incense. But if you choose me to make a sacrifice, grandma, your father, I dare to beat you, a yellow-haired boy.

I'm leaving, my lovely and beautiful little leaves, although I'm a little reluctant to let you go, but I have to go. Goodbye my little leaf, if there is an afterlife, I will definitely ...... I'm going to crush you under me in this life!

The wind is sluggish and the water is cold, and the strong man is gone...... Hey, you're big!

Location: Sister Yan's home Time: A few seconds away from 7:58 p.m

There are two people sitting at a table, a man and a woman, oh don't talk nonsense, that man is me, and I won't say who the woman is.

The atmosphere was a little ambiguous and tense, Sister Yan turned off all the lights in the room, lit candles on the table, and red wine. Oh, I'm dripping my heart, isn't this what the rich say about a candlelight dinner! But Sister Yan and I shouldn't be this kind of scene when we eat, it should be a sword and sword! Am I in the wrong place? Have I traveled back in time to the romantic ancient Paris? No, but Sister Yan is sitting opposite me, she won't cross over! Grandma's, look at the two years of TV series that have scourged our generation!

"Xiaoxi, do you think I'm pretty today?" Sister Yan's voice is very soft and soft, with a little bit of bewitching taste. But I was terrified when I heard it, and my hairs stood on end. Oh my God, what kind of vicious method is this woman going to use to fix me. I must remain vigilant, the enemy is now deceiving us with a trick of concealment and harmony, and our personnel must not take it lightly lest they fall into the trap of the enemy.

"Swallow...... Sister Yan, you still add the word 'jade', I don't know the bottom of my heart when you call me so! "As the so-called way of giving back to the other, I will also give you a "show of weakness to the enemy", so that you can't figure out my true strength, and see who will die in this war in the end? Hmph, if you want to play a conspiracy with me Yuxiaoxi, you are still a little tender, you must know that my thirty-six strategies Sun Tzu's Art of War is backwards. I don't care about Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang, the two old foxes, let alone you, the little grasshopper.

"Xiaoxi, don't be nervous, I invited you here today just to cultivate a relationship with you. I know I might be a little harsh on you, but it's all for your good! You must know that I hope you will be Jackie Chan, and I hate iron but not steel! ”

I have to admit that Sister Yan is indeed a woman who is both enchanting and charming, mature and sexy, and such a woman is difficult for any man with normal psychology and physiology to resist. Maybe I was prejudiced against her, so I haven't officially introduced her until now. Her real name is Ling Yan, and she is a single woman of twenty-seven or eighteen. I heard Ye Xue say that she seemed to have been married, but she divorced her husband in less than two years. The reason is that his husband is raising a little wife outside, and Sister Yan divorced her husband after taking someone to beat the little lover, and after the divorce, he confiscated all his property and left him only an empty house. Naturally, this matter has not been decided by the court, and I think her husband deserves it, so I don't even give him a pair of underwear, let alone a house. Maybe you will ask her why she is not surnamed Shuai since she is Shuai Xiaoqiang's own sister, this question is very simple because her surname is her mother...... Because she took her mother's surname, her mother's surname was Ling.

"Sister Yan, thank you for taking care of me and Ye Xue during this time. I'm stupid and can't speak, don't mind! As the so-called great kindness does not say thank you, I will dry this glass of wine first! "After I finished speaking, I raised my head and drained the red wine in the glass, damn, this foreigner's wine is just not full of strength, and I don't feel it at all when I go down a big glass, and the taste of sweetness and astringency is unpleasant. It's like our Chinese two-pot head and burning knife, that energy is enjoyable!

"You're funny sometimes, and I like your silly cuteness. You're not stupid, you're smart in my sister's heart! Sister Yan didn't know whether she threw a wink at me intentionally or unintentionally, this electric discharge is at least 10,000 volts, ouch, my little liver almost couldn't bear it. But who is my Jade Creek, I'm an insulator, and the autumn waves of any beauty can't fascinate me. Even Ye Xue, a big beauty, can support me discharging all day long, let alone ...... Oh my God, no, I can't take it anymore, my body is starting to work. No matter how tough a man is, he can't stand this kind of gentle stimulation, although my concentration is very strong, but I am also flesh and blood, and I can't withstand this kind of bombardment.

So I quickly went to the bathroom and washed my face with cold water. I said to myself that I must hold on, I can't be sorry for Ye Xue, I can't break her heart. If you want to talk about posture and figure, Ye Xue is not inferior to Sister Yan at all, I can control myself and control myself after "living together" with Ye Xue for more than a month, and now I can't stand being teased by Sister Yan like this? How can it be! I'm not the kind of man who can surrender casually, and I have survived the wind and waves, and I don't believe that I will capsize between the peaks and troughs of your waves.

After washing my face, I stepped out bravely, yes, this is a tough battle, only a tough guy can achieve the final victory! Do you want to subdue me with a beauty trick? Tell you that you are looking for the wrong person, I am good at everything, but not lustful! If you want me to surrender under your pomegranate skirt, you'll have to see if you have that ...... Then look at what's under your skirt!

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