Chapter Forty-Six: The Noble Fart

Wu Daode was holding a box with a ring in one hand, holding Chen Shishi's hand in the other, and was saying something to Chen Shishi with a disgusting face, after hearing Yang Jiekai's words, he frowned, turned around and glared at Yang Jiekai viciously: "Did I call you?" Is there something going on with you here? Have you done your job well? ”

Yang Jiekai narrowed his eyes and smiled, "No." ”

"Then don't you get out of here, why should you go!" Wu Daode borrowed some money yesterday and specially bought a ring, preparing to "take" Chen Shishi in one fell swoop today.

Yang Jiekai didn't move, stood in place and continued to smile: "As a security guard of the Silk Group, my task is to patrol the building, find and eliminate all unfavorable situations for the company and maintain order in a timely manner, Captain Wu, it is now working time, the company stipulates that if there is no work handover between departments, you are not allowed to work without authorization, as the security captain, is it difficult to have any work handover with the front desk?" ”

Yang Jiekai glanced at the bouquet of roses and rings in Captain Wu's hand, and said with a smile: "And you also need to take the roses and the iron wheel to handover, what kind of work is it, do you need my help?" ”

"You ......" Wu Daode was so angry that his fat face twitched, but he didn't know what to say, Yang Jiekai was right, it was work time, and his current behavior did violate the company system.

"This is a matter between our leadership, do you need to take care of it!" Wu Daodao, who was a little wrong, didn't know what to say, so he had to plan to use the majesty of his "leader" to suppress the other party.

"Well, you're a bit big as a leader." Yang Jiekai couldn't help but laugh out loud, leader? What kind of leader is a security chief?

Wu Daode looks like a pig's head and pig brain, and it is estimated that there is only a ball of paste in his head, and he didn't even hear the obvious ridicule in Yang Jiekai's words, and thought that the other party was suppressed by the prestige of his "leader", and said in an official tone: "Don't say that I didn't remind you, in the future, don't ask what you shouldn't ask, don't worry about what you shouldn't care, this won't do you any good, just do your own thing in the future!" ”

"Oh, that's right." Yang Jiekai nodded thoughtfully, then walked straight to Chen Shishi's side, pointed to the front desk phone, and asked Chen Shishi, who was a little stunned: "Sister Xiaoshi, what is the phone number of Assistant Lin's office?" ”

Chen Shishi was stunned for a moment, not knowing what Yang Jiekai wanted the phone of Assistant Lin's office to do, but she still pointed to an address book posted on the side and whispered, "There is one on here, this is it." ”

"What do you want to do?" Wu Daode on the side was also confused, why did this kid want Assistant Lin's office phone to do in a good manner? You know, that woman is arrogant on weekdays, and she will definitely be scolded for calling her office phone indiscriminately.

"Thank you." Yang Jiekai ignored Wu Daodao, smiled at Chen Shishi and responded politely, and then quickly dialed the number and pressed the speakerphone.

The phone was quickly connected, and Lin Sha's cold voice came from inside, "Something to say!" ”

Yang Jiekai frowned slightly, he usually hated others speaking in such a tone, but he still cleared his throat and said to the phone, "Hello Assistant Lin, I am the new security guard of the Silk Group, and now I find that the abnormal situation is like reporting to you." ”

"Security?" Lin Sha's voice on the phone was very surprised, as if she never thought that the security guard would call her office again, but she still grasped the point and asked, "What is the abnormality?" Getting to the point! ”

Yang Jiekai said: "That's the ......" said this, Yang Jiekai paused deliberately, glanced at Wu Daodao, who looked puzzled on the side, and said: "Wu Daodao, the company's security captain, harasses female colleagues during working hours for no reason, out of the responsibility of security, I now officially report to you this incident that is offensive and detrimental to the company's image!" ”

Smack-

From this cross talk, you can hear how hard Lin Sha slammed the phone on the other end of the phone, as the pillar of the Silk Group, she faces countless tricky problems every day, for this kind of strong woman, every minute of work time is extremely precious, and any call that is not a big problem in her opinion is called harassment!

"You ......" Wu Daode glared at Yang Jiekai and was speechless, he never expected that this kid would call Assistant Lin's office to accuse himself of this trivial matter, and he did it in front of him!

"Captain Wu, you are angry, I am also responding to your leader's instructions!" Yang Jiekai's face didn't change much, he just looked at Wu Daode with a smile.

"When did I instruct you to sue?" Wu Daode said angrily.

Yang Jiekai smashed his mouth and said, "Didn't you just say that I should do my own thing!" Maintaining the company's system and order is also within the scope of our security guards, Captain Wu, you are working in concert for no reason, harassing the company's employees, according to your requirements, of course I have to report this kind of behavior in time, otherwise wouldn't you not put you in the eyes of the leader? ”

When saying the word leader, Yang Jiekai deliberately increased the accent.

Wu Daodao, who was already so angry that he couldn't wait to dismantle the kid in front of him, suppressed the desire to do it, looked at Yang Jiekai with a villainous appearance, and said with a smile: "You think you can bring me down like this?" Hahaha, you are too naΓ―ve, Assistant Lin will not pay attention to this little thing at all, but will remember that you called and harassed her, so you just wait slowly, and see which of us suffers! ”

Yang Jiekai said righteously, "Captain Wu, what are you talking about, our Sirui Group is a united and progressive company, I have never thought about overthrowing anyone, everything I do is just to maintain the company's system and order." ”

Before Wu Daode could speak, Yang Jiekai suddenly changed his words and said with a smile: "Besides, even if I have that thought, how can I be your opponent of Captain Wu, I am a small soldier and you are the leader, how can I fight against you, you and Assistant Lin are the leaders of the Silk Group, we all work under your leadership, although Assistant Lin is higher than you, you are not even a fart in front of her, but Captain Wu, you don't have to be afraid, if Assistant Lin really wants to pursue this matter, the big deal is to scold you, and then deduct some bonuses and demote you or something." ……”

"Fart!" Wu Daode was annoyed and angry, interrupting Yang Jiekai's words, he really fell into Yang Jiekai's simplest method of agitation, and because Chen Shishi was next to him, he said loudly: "Lin Sha is just an assistant, and I am the captain, according to the rank, do you say the captain is the captain or the assistant?" Do you know what an assistant does? It's just to follow other people's butts to do chores, even if she blames it, Lao Tzu doesn't care about it! ”

"Wow!" Yang Jiekai exclaimed exaggeratedly, looked at Wu Daodao, who was as stupid as a pig, with a look of "admiration", and exclaimed: "It turns out that Captain Wu's official is so big?" I used to think that you weren't even a fart in front of Assistant Lin, but now I know that Captain Wu, you are wise and martial, and you can still be counted as a fart in front of Assistant Lin, it's really not easy! ”

"That's ......" Wu Daode was praised by Yang Jiekai, but Yang Jiekai's straightforward words still made him react immediately, glared at Yang Jiekai and said, "Who do you say is a fart?" ”

"I said Captain Wu, you!" Yang Jiekai grinned and said: "I always thought that you weren't even a fart in front of Assistant Lin, but now I know that you are still a fart, what?" Captain Wu, you're still not even a fart? ”

"Of course I did!" Wu Daode was dizzy by Yang Jiekai and blurted out.

Yang Jiekai's eyes narrowed, and he said meaningfully, "Oh, it turns out that Captain Wu also admits that he is a fart!" After finishing speaking, he suddenly swept around, and said loudly: "Everyone heard it, don't take Captain Wu seriously in the future, everyone admits it, his identity is a fart, or a noble fart!" ”

Coaxing-

The hall immediately erupted in laughter, and even Chen Shishi on the side couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

Wu Daode reacted that there were still many people standing in the hall, his face couldn't help but turn blue and white for a while, and he glared at Yang Jiekai and said viciously: "You have a kind, wait for Lao Tzu!" After saying that, he turned his head and left angrily.

Yang Jiekai shrugged his shoulders and said helplessly: "It's really troublesome, another one that made me wait." ”

As he spoke, he re-dialed the phone in Lin Sha's office.

"Something to talk about!"

"Hey, Assistant Lin, it's still me, the new security guard just now, I still want to continue to report something, Captain Wu of the security department threatened me, saying that I should wait ......"

"Whoever you are, wait for me after work!" Lin Sha, who was anxious about a large number of documents, was repeatedly subjected to this kind of "harassment" phone call in her eyes, and finally broke out, and dropped the phone after yelling loudly.

Yang Jiekai listened to the busy tone on the phone, and said with a blank face: "Hey, why is there another one for me to wait?" After finishing speaking, he turned his head to look at Xiao Shi, who was already stunned on the side, and asked, "Do all the people in this company have the habit of making people wait?" ”

Leisurely wandering until the end of work, Yang Jiekai had already forgotten the two people who asked him to wait after work, and things like this would not make him linger.

After changing his clothes, Yang Jiekai was about to take the elevator to the underground garage to drive, but he saw Gongsun standing at the door of the company. ”

Yang Jiekai was stunned, not knowing what this kid was calling himself for, but he still walked over with a smile.

"You're going to leave like this?" Gongsun looked at Yang Jiekai as if he didn't know anything, and secretly felt anxious.

"So how do I get there?" Yang Jiekai felt very puzzled, how strange this kid was talking.

Gongsun saw that Yang Jiekai really didn't realize the seriousness of the matter, so he sighed and said in a low voice: "The entire security department knows that Wu Fatzi has an underworld background, and if you annoy him this time, he will definitely not give up easily!" ”