Chapter 113: Status (I)
If a man loses his dominance in power, he becomes a slave to a woman.
Due to some reasons such as my own conditions, to put it bluntly, TMD's injured leg caused my status in the "cohabitation" with the little witch Chi Tiantian to plummet. In the past, I was the master of this house when I was able, but now it's okay, she has overstepped her authority, and suddenly changed from a low-level maid to a high-level hostess. Because of the change in status, everything changes with it.
"Tiantian, I'm a little hungry, can you help me get a quick bread to eat?" Nima, when Lao Tzu used to talk to her, he was straightforward, how could he add such a dazzling "okay" word to the end of the sentence!
"No, people are watching TV, and they can't be separated. Can't you just go and get it yourself, and trouble me with such a trivial matter! "What, it's a little bit of a trifle? My day, don't you see that Lao Tzu is now an injured person who needs to be taken care of? If my legs and feet were convenient, how would I dare to trouble you, do you still have a little sympathy and pity! Think about how I used to treat you, and now it's your turn to repay the favor, how can you bear to ignore me!
"Chi Tiantian, let me tell you, don't think that I can't deal with you if I have one leg missing! I advise you to be smarter for me, otherwise I won't cook lunch or dinner, depending on what you eat! "Yes, the only thing I can threaten her at the moment is cooking. This chick's mouth and stomach have been grabbed by me so hard that every meal I cook can make her forget to keep in shape, so it can be said that she has become addicted to the food I cook. If I cut off her food supply, she will have to drink the northwest wind.
"Hmph, if you don't come to scare me, you have to cook for me! If I'm hungry and thin, I don't feel distressed if you don't feel distressed! "Yo he, you chick is too wishful thinking, you have also raised your status in my heart too high! I'm going to feel sorry for you? Just kidding! Don't say it's starving you, you starve to death and don't care about my!
"You think I don't dare, do you? Tell you Chi Tiantian, you are forcing good people to be prostitutes, do you know what it means? "I strongly express my dissatisfaction with this, I want to appeal to the higher authorities, I want to regain my position as a man.
"Brother Yu, what are we going to have for lunch?"
"Oh, let's get some braised pork ribs and Pingqiao tofu, don't you like these two dishes very much? I'll go later...... "Fuck, didn't I say I'm going to cut off her diet, what's the ......matter?" No way!
"No, I don't want to eat braised pork ribs today, if I eat pork ribs all day long, my figure will be out of shape. It's all your fault, I get these delicious foods every day to tempt me, and it's your responsibility if I get fat! "Oh my God, what kind of logic are you doing TMD! Shall I get something delicious to tempt you? Obviously, you want to eat this and that all day long, but I am carrying a vegetable basket in the vegetable market to buy that and buy this, and when I come back, I will make pots and pans for you to eat, so that the taste is slightly deviated, you still have to show me the face, make it too delicious, you say that it is easy to gain weight if you eat too much, what do you want me to do, what do I do to make you satisfied? Say it, you say it! Say it!!
"That'...... So what do you want to eat? Why don't you just order a light vegetarian side dish and pair it with some simple pickles, it's affordable, cheap and simple, how good! "Yes, now pay attention to low-carbon life, let's play an exemplary role.
"That'...... Okay, let's just get some simple, anyway, I'll get tired of eating big fish and meat. Just make a delicious pot chicken, sauerkraut fish, kung pao chicken, and a stuffy prawn! ”
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Evening – bedroom – bed – male and female
"Brother Yu, I can't sleep, you hold me to sleep, you tell stories to coax me!"
"Chi Tiantian, do you know that you should know how to be a man, and you should be content and happy. You are so unreasonable to make some unreasonable demands, and then let me accept them unreasonably, are you a little unreasonable! Hey, hey, can you wipe your feet before you go to bed! "I had just washed my feet with great difficulty, and was lying on the bed to watch TV and rest for a while, when the abominable little witch jumped onto my bed with two wet little feet.
"Brother Yu, you see that we have both been living together for so long, and I also know that you have already had an intention on me, or I will fulfill you tonight!" The little witch was wearing only a water-colored transparent pajamas and got into the quilt, and her hot and soft delicate body was very shameless and unceremoniously pasted on me.
"Chi Tiantian, I'll warn you one last time, you'd better get me back to my bed quickly, otherwise there may be another corpse in the vegetable garden in the backyard!" I tried my best to resist the wonderful touch that came from my bosom, and I tried to restrain my head from thinking in that direction. I don't want to be captured by her like this, I have never crossed a step beyond Lei Chi after living together for so long, and I have always maintained a humble demeanor that does not sit still, will I be defeated tonight? It's absolutely impossible, and killing her can't satisfy her lawless little devil!
"I don't want it, I have to sleep with you today! Anyway, your leg injury hasn't healed yet, isn't it inconvenient to move? So don't resist, I'll be responsible for you! The little witch stared at my handsome little face in a daze, and her delicate body squirmed desperately into my arms.
"How can you be so toothless! Do you know what your behavior is called, at worst, it is said to be robbing while the fire is burning and falling into the well. If it's bigger, it's called a crime, and if you forcibly take possession of the other party's body without the permission of the other party, I have the right to be superior to you...... Did you know? "Yes, we must not be merciful to rapists! In order to prevent other male compatriots from being poisoned by her as a pervert like me, I decided to sacrifice my body to satisfy her ...... Damn, I must not succumb to her obscenity, otherwise how can I be worthy of the word man!