Zero-zero-one, the big dye vat of society, the bolt column repents and breaks the intestines

Niu Xuanzhu and others have returned to City B for ten days, and in ten days, the Xima Gang has been pursued by black and white and collapsed, many high-level officials in City B have been investigated, Commander Tang has been suspended for moving troops without authorization, and there are negative news about the battle in the snow mountain in the world, and there are pictures Fortunately, I don't know why all the reports that were closed first were banned, and the whole thing slowly subsided after the dark tide surged.

Zhao Wenbin absconded in fear of crime, it is said that he went to study abroad, and no one knows which country he went to, Niu Xuanzhu is a big-hearted person, since everyone has run away, he will no longer pursue it, he has more important things to do.

These days, Niu Zhuzhu is uncomfortable, when there was no younger brother before, a certain desire was only psychological, and since there was Wudang, this pain has escalated to physiology, this little Wudang is worthy of being bred by the fairy fruit, even the secretion of hormones is also vigorous, recently Niu Zhuzhu has been dry lips, itchy throat, every morning and evening is two noses whirring and bleeding out, yang like a bull, even the original smooth bar has squeezed out a lot of beard.

Whenever the cow bolted his nose and gasped for breath, he would curse himself in annoyance. He hated himself for handing over the Tiantian Stone to Rulan for safekeeping in order to show that he had no lust heart on the plane, which directly caused him and Xiao Ai to have no possibility of intimate contact, and what made him regret even more was that he wanted to bring the monkey and others back to City B, resulting in the originally spacious house now overcrowded, and there was no time for him to find a solution by himself.

If the unmet basic needs of human nature are enough to annoy the cow, then the monkeys, squirrels, and rabbits are all that troubles him these days are simply laughing and crying.

The speed of monkey adaptation to society far exceeds Niu Xuanzhu's thoughts, if he will receive hundreds of credit card text messages in the first two days has hit him deeply, then the monkey and others have asked him to help buy a house and get a household registration in the past two days, which is simply forcing him to Anding Hospital.

The sky is above, if he has a way to get a household registration in City B, he will really become an immortal, not to mention that his little money to buy things is enough to spend for a while. If you want to buy a house, it's like a joke, he himself is renting a house.

"Don't bother me, don't deceive people too much, and even pay me back your credit card if you talk nonsense!" Niu Shuzhu lost his temper.

"You brag to us every day that you are stepping on black and white in City B, and you can't even do this little thing?" The monkey wore a high-end sports summer dress, and the whole person was in good spirits, "Let me tell you, the girls I have met recently are very cute, but I told them that I am a household registration in City B, and the house is more than 300 square meters, if you don't help me in this matter, I will tell Rulan about you and Xiao Ai." Weigh it up yourself! ”

"You dare to threaten me? Be careful, I took you out of your brain to make soup to make up for your body, you have harmed so many good girls, Lao Tzu can receive 10 different hotel opening (room) information a day, you kid is not afraid to lose his life immediately. Niu Xuanzhu said angrily, he hated monkeys to death. If the degree of envy and jealousy is not enough, there is only hatred left.

Squirrels go the DIY route. Hair changes color almost every day. I heard that I also signed up for a talent show recently: "This is a fake ID card that I found someone to do, you must buy me the house according to the above address and settle me down, otherwise when I pass the audition to verify my identity, if there is a scandal that affects my acting career, you see that I will not work hard with you!" The squirrel put an ID card still in front of the bull bolt.

Niu Xuanzhu was amazed that the squirrel had evolved to the point where he could apply for a fake certificate, picked up his ID card and looked at it and almost didn't vomit blood: "Qianmen Street Courtyard? Ai Xin Jueluo. Pine? Big brother, can you register successfully with such a fake ID card? No wonder you can buy train tickets in the name of Xiao Li Feidao on the Internet. ”

"Cut, it's rare and weird, and now the draft is going to be a breaking point. At first glance, you don't understand the rules of the entertainment industry. Squirrel said disdainfully.

"Oh yes, speaking of the name, it's my ID." The monkey also took out an ID card from his body and threw it to the cow bolt post.

"Zhou Shengjie? I thought you would be surnamed Sun Dasheng. Niu Zhuzhu laughed.

"The name is just a code name, please call me Englishname, JackZeus from now on." The monkey said.

"Zeus? I thought your narcissism was getting better. It's getting worse and worse. Niu Shuzhu said this, but in his heart he still felt that Zeus was much more domineering than his Michael.

"Hmph, I spent 30 oceans to find a fortune teller to calculate this name, and it has both Chinese, British, American, and ancient Greek styles, and it is absolutely tall." The monkey said proudly.

"Poof~" Niu Xuanzhu laughed: "Big brother, how can you say that we are also mixed immortals, what kind of trouble are you looking for to name the fortune teller?" Nuwa Niangniang's face has made you lose your face. ”

"Don't talk nonsense about people's cows, what five elements gossip pinching fingers, compass hexagram Luoyang shovel are all used, it took half an hour to calculate the strength of the good name for me, he said that it was because I had a fate with him that it would be so favorable." The monkey holds grievances for the master.

"Big brother, people sold you, and you still help people count the money? Luoyang shovel is a tomb robber, you let a native master give you a name, I think your life will not last long, I want me to say hurry up and change your name. Niu Zhuzhu laughed at the monkey and said, at this time he didn't think the name was good.

"Really?" The monkey didn't believe Niu Zhuzhu's words, and ran to the side to use the newly bought Apple laptop to check with Du Niang.

The rabbit is now a delicate and jade flower girl, her quiet appearance is difficult to hide her rough character, and her shy expression can't suppress her true temperament: "Brother Niu ~ The hukou of the Lun family must help, otherwise the Lun family will be sad, the Lun family likes to drop things to buy things when they are sad, and they like to bite and prick people with needles when they are in a hurry, and the Lun family doesn't want to hurt Brother Niu You drop." ”

Niu Zhuzhu was numb by the rabbit's voice, and recently the rabbit likes TV series very much, and I don't know how to learn from the supporting actress of that TV series, and two days ago, Niu Shuzhu accidentally said that her chest was a little small and her face was a little long, and she was stabbed by the rabbit in the middle of the night with more than 20 stitches, and now I tremble when I think about it. Alas, the drama kills people.

"My sister Jade Rabbit, I really can't help it, you look so beautiful and fragrant, I don't think it's better for you to find a big money with a house and a car to marry, so you have everything, if you need to, I can let the news out, and promise to help you choose a good son-in-law?" Niu Zhuzhu's tone clearly expressed the meaning of "Excuse me, let me go and harm others".

"No way!" The three animals shouted loudly in unison.

At this time, there was a sound of the door opening, and Xiao Tao took Tao Jianjun into the house, and Tao Jianjun's expression was obviously that he had nothing to do but go to the Three Treasures Palace. (To be continued......)