Nineteen The gourd collects the boba, and the queen mother rolls people to scold
Good thing, how many things can this hold?
Niu Zhuzhu discovered the wonderful use of the Qiankun bag, and he was so happy to load it that he even put the cabinet and bed in it.
It's hard to say how much it can hold. Hey, it's a night pot, let's not do it, okay? Howling dogs sweat profusely.
Even the night pot is so beautiful, it is really a hexanine capitalist pleasure. The ox bolt pillar who put down the night pot reluctantly glanced at it.
If taking something casually is already a very happy thing, then having a Qiankun bag will make your happiness index soar.
Niu Xuanzhu looked at the room where there was only a night pot left, wiped the sweat of happiness on his head, shook the Qiankun bag, and hummed a children's rhyme.
Every day is the same
Occasionally, there will be a whim
As long as there is Doraemon, the laughter will be extended indefinitely
Share it with me when you're happy
Be there when you're sad
Dig into its magic pocket and forget your worries
Bolt brother, is it enjoyable? The lion is becoming more and more optimistic about the bull bolt pillar.
Not bad.
Let me tell you a secret, the good things in this fairy world are in the Treasure Pavilion, so it's better to ......
Don't say it sooner!
Niu Xuanzhu got up from the ground again, and felt that his whole body was full of liliang, what is a happy job, and Niu Xuanzhu felt that he was now.
In his heart, he spelled for himself the Model Worker Award and the Love and Dedication Award.
"Queen Mother, Queen Mother, take me to the Treasure Pavilion, go now!" The bullbolt pillar shook the purple gold gourd.
As soon as the Queen Mother threw the cow bolt back into her clothes and put them back on her body, she heard the words Treasure Pavilion, which made her little heart suddenly in danger of needing bypass surgery.
The Treasure Pavilion is her lifeblood, for so many years, almost all the good things she and the Jade Emperor have painstakingly looted are stored there, if this is served by someone, she will not live.
"Queen Mother, did you hear what I said?"
"I fell asleep and didn't hear it." In order to prove that she was not lying, the queen mother closed her eyes tightly in the gourd and made a lot of snoring.
Hiccups, snoring, and farting, these are the three hobbies of Niu Zhuzhu's life, and his skills are as pure as fire, and he knows that snoring is fake when he hears it, and the queen mother is not asleep.
Of course, when he thought he was showing off his ability to distinguish snoring, the other fairy pets could only shake their heads helplessly, they could only slowly adapt to the logical way of the cow bolt pillar, and force themselves to adapt.
The location of the Treasure Pavilion is not a secret, I'll take you there, and when you get there, you can find a way to get the Queen Mother to tell the password of the combination lock. The Howling Dog volunteered.
Don't say it sooner!
"Queen Mother, you have a good rest, if you don't cooperate for a while, I will throw some, sulfuric acid, or something into the gourd, or find some mice, cockroaches, caterpillars or something to accompany you, save you boredom."
Brothers, target, Treasure Chamber, forward, forward, forward!
Singing revolutionary songs, but in his heart, he walked towards the door with the bull bolt pillar of the "three lights" policy for the Treasure Pavilion.
The Queen Mother slammed her head into the purple gourd - is there any heavenly reason, God, save me!
Xu is the "god" who was asked by the queen mother really couldn't stand the dignified queen mother being bullied like this, and just when Niu Xuanzhu's eyes flashed with golden light and opened the door, a familiar 36D collided with him again.
The familiar elasticity, the beautiful face, and the irresistible strength of the liliang made the cow bolt pillar that was knocked away and pasted back to the wall of the house immediately recognize this woman who was entangled with himself - Rulan.
"How are you?" The two men said almost in unison.
"Why are you here?" There is a tacit understanding to speak together.
Rulan secretly shouted bad luck in her heart.
Niu Xuanzhu secretly said in his heart that he was destined to meet thousands of miles away.
Rulan's appearance here at this time is certainly not accidental.
At the same time, she has a national face and a figure that is proud of the fairy world, if there is no strong backer, it is difficult to live in peace and stability in the fairy world full of perverts, not to mention others, it is estimated that Taishang Laojun would have eaten up the grass on the edge of this fat nest long ago.
Rulan, who had just been promoted to the immortal class, always felt that she was being watched by others, especially when she was changing clothes or taking a bath, this feeling was particularly strong, and she seemed to realize something when she accidentally found that the price of the manifestation stone in the fairy world had soared.
Rulan is not a big-chested woman, in order to avoid suffering any more dark losses, she chose to befriend the seven fairies and take a bath with them, inseparable.
When the seven fairies knew what happened to Rulan, they were deeply sympathetic, so they brought Rulan to the Queen Mother and asked the Queen Mother to make decisions for Rulan.
The queen mother hated men the most, and when she saw Rulan at first sight, she was very eye-catching, so she immediately accepted Rulan as a righteous daughter, and ordered the destruction of all the manifestation stones in the fairy world, and equated the crime of voyeurism and murder in the fairy world bill.
From that day on, the immortals had reined in a lot, and Rulan finally lived a relatively stable life.
Of course, after the Queen Mother calculated that the Jade Emperor was also one of the voyeurs, a tragic war broke out without gunpowder in **, resulting in the Jade Emperor not being able to go to court for three days, but no one else knew about this matter, and even if someone knew it, they collectively lost their memory and became unaware.
"Who is it? Who's coming? Hurry up and save me, I'm trapped in the purple gourd by this demon. "The Queen Mother heard the movement outside, as if grasping at a life-saving straw.
"You, you actually arrested the Queen Mother?" Rulan looked at the bullbolt pillar that was slipping off the wall in disbelief.
"No, she took herself in." Niu Shuzhu hurriedly denied it.
"Don't let the Queen Mother out yet!"
"Good. I listen to you. ”
"Let it go."
"Okay."
"You, why don't you let it go?"
"How...... How to put it? ”
The conscience of heaven and earth, in the face of Rulan, who can knock herself away at any time, Niu Zhuzhu has no desire to resist at all.
He had already pulled out the stopper of the purple gold gourd, held the gourd with both hands, slammed the gourd mouth to the ground, and shook it desperately, but the queen mother had no intention of coming out at all except for screaming even more.
Therefore, he could only look at Rulan innocently.
"What kind of plane, let me come." Rulan snatched the purple gold gourd.
Rulan used the frenzied throwing method, and the magnitude of the shaking made Niu Xuanzhu always worry that her arm would fly out at any time.
With this kind of big loop-like shaking, the Queen Mother's screams are also regularly from far to near and far again.
"I said no." Niu Zhuzhu made a long-expected expression.
"I don't believe it." Rulan accelerated again in anger.
"It's Rulan, I didn't expect my queen mother to die in your hands today, you are much more ruthless than that kid!" The Queen Mother was dying.
"Mother, no, I didn't want to save you."
"You should ask how to use it, long snack!"
"Your name is Rulan? A nice name. Niu Xuanzhu suddenly interjected, he finally knew the name of the boba, and he was a little excited.
"yes."
"NO~" A desperate and complaining cry came out of the purple gourd, and the queen mother beat her chest.
Rulan has successfully become a grasshopper in a gourd with the Queen Mother with this cry, and she finally knows how the Queen Mother was imprisoned.
Rulan was very ashamed, she didn't dare to face the queen mother's eyes, in order to reduce the embarrassment, Rulan wanted to say something.
"Godmother, hello, my daughter has come to see you."
"Hmph, use you!"
"Godmother, I've been doing well lately."
"What do you say? Look at the pile of stomach acid on the ground, you threw it off! How did I accept such a big-chested and brainless daughter as you, and I did my own evil~"
"Godmother, how did you say you were letting you out?"
"Do you think you need to know?"
"Godmother......"
"What else do you want to say?"
"Your night pot is so beautiful, where did you buy it?"
Rulan really didn't know how to pat the queen mother's ass to make her angry, but praising the night pot is definitely not a haode choice, and this can't be blamed on Rulan, who let her only see a night pot from the time she entered the house.
Rulan, who already knew that she was speechless, lowered her head deeply, and then timidly glanced at the Queen Mother's face with one-tenth of her gaze.
The Queen Mother's face had turned the color of pig's liver, and purple was black.
Rulan decided to end this conversation and let herself continue to be embarrassed, it was better than being strangled to death by the Queen Mother now.