There are three things in this world that cannot be trusted: God's shirt, Hades' pants, and a woman's word!

I swear! If I easily believe Ye Xue's words in the future, I will let JJ grow on my face like an elephant. I swear again! If I make such a boring oath in the future, I'll have my face on JJ like a snake.

"Honey, don't be angry, people won't tease you again!" Ye Xue sprinkled her little Jiao sweetly and greasy at me, eager to turn into a sugar-hearted dough and stuff it into my heart. Women are really naïve animals, they think that they can quell a war with their little petty? Do they think that a few strokes of the waist can change the course of history? Just kidding, what a cosmic joke. If that's the case, then all the JI women are Washington!

"Hmph, don't hug me so tightly! You have ruthlessly wasted my love for you, and now I have no love and pity for you, only endless coldness and desolation! I threw my head up so badly, ignoring her pitiful pleadings. Do you think you can get my forgiveness by just lying to me like this? Do you think that the warbler holding me and sending a snort can heal the wound in my heart? Tell you it's impossible, it's absolutely impossible! My heart is already cold as frost, my heart is dead without a breath of love! Don't try to warm me, don't try to melt me! I'm already disappointed in you, I'm completely disappointed in you! In the future, the two of us will return to the bridge, the road will return to the road, and the road will go to one side! You take your Yangguan Road, I cross my single-plank bridge, and the water in our wells will not violate the river......

"Ouch leaves, don't ...... Don't move, don't move! I forgive you, I forgive you! Oh, what are you doing, don't touch it, there...... You can't touch it there! Ah...... "Damn, how can this girl's body have so much magic." Originally, I planned to have a good cold war with her, so that she could also taste the taste of being indifferent and neglected. I didn't expect her to hold me so gently with her soft and plump breasts a few times, and I felt like the world was spinning, dizzy, my head was swollen, and my bones were soft.

"That'...... Then don't you blame me and Sister Yan? This tone sounded like a tentative accent, hum, Ye Xue, Ye Xue didn't expect that you would have today, and you would also have a day when you bowed to my Jade Creek. Now you know what it's like to be oppressed and bullied, and now you know how to respect an honest person. As the so-called feng shui rotates, thirty years in the east of the river and thirty years in the west of the river, I didn't expect that my Yuxiaoxi also has the time to be the master of the house and raise my eyebrows! Brothers peasants, down with the oppression of imperialism and feudal capitalism, the good days of the landlords and lords are over, and we proletariats have stood up!

"No blame, no blame!" Damn, I'm going to be a complete idiot if I keep pretending to be now. With a beautiful woman in her arms, who still thinks about those unhappy things? You think I'm stupid!

"Xiaoxi, you're so nice!" Ye Xue raised her head and scented my face, which made me happy.

"Yezi, in fact, you are the best! Come on, hurry up and let me kiss one. We were embarrassed at Sister Yan's house just now, but now we are at our own home, okay, don't waste time, hurry up and stretch your mouth to me! Oops, I'm in a hurry along the way! "Since the beauties have taken the initiative first, then my handsome guy is still a gentleman's fart! Besides, we all agreed before, as long as I come back from Sister Yan, she will let me do whatever I want. Now that I've landed safely, hurry up and let me hug and kiss this fat land! Hee-hee, little one, can't wait! Don't worry, husband, I'm here to spoil you!

"Oh, Jade Creek, you...... What are you doing! I want to die! Just when I grabbed her willow waist and was about to pounce on my big mouth, I was blocked by her palm.

"Hehehe, my good leaves, my good Cher, don't be shy! We're both adults, so let it go! If you really can't let go, I won't force you, you can just close your eyes. I squeezed her sexy single eyelid in a daze, and I thought that the way she closed her eyes and enjoyed it would turn everyone upside down.

"Dead Jade Creek, what nonsense are you talking about, why can't I understand a word?" Yo, it's all at this time and you're still pretending to be confused with me. Okay, Lao Tzu likes your innocent look.

"This ...... We both tacitly know this! Okay, leaves, don't hang my appetite anymore, I'm about to starve to death now, you hurry up and let me take a bite first! "There's really nothing you can do with her, girl, who doesn't have the right to be shy? Well, let me, an extinct good man, open your shy heart! I skillfully broke through the barrier of her palm, and immediately kissed her tender little mouth, enveloping her cherry lips in her mouth like a sweet fruit.

"You...... I hate it, Yu Xiaoxi, if you do this again, I'll be really angry, and I won't pay attention to you anymore! You tell me clearly, I don't understand what I don't know, I don't understand! Ye Xue pushed me away forcefully, and looked at me with a pair of beautiful eyes full of disgust. Her inexplicable push really made me a little angry, and the small one even showed me a face. Look at my temper, my fiery temperament comes up and be careful that I give you ...... It seems that she is still pretending to be confused, okay, didn't you let me make it clear to you? I'll tell you this.

"I said Yezi, didn't you tell me that you will let me ...... as soon as I come back from Sister Yan. Want to regret it now? "Yes, I have to know her with affection, reason, righteousness, and reason, only in this way can she face reality and herself with all her heart. Can't be in a hurry, can't be in a hurry! The little suckling pig has to be roasted slowly to be delicious!

"Sister Yan? Why did you get involved with Sister Yan again? What does this have to do with Sister Yan! And what the hell did I say, why don't I remember it at all? "Oops, this girl wants to give me a death denial! Damn, why didn't I think she would do this? I knew that I would have made a note with her in advance, and I was not afraid that she would not admit it. But now it's just a verbal promise and there is no third party to act as a witness for me, what can I do? If she doesn't admit it, I can't help her! As the so-called show meets soldiers, it is unreasonable! Why am I so stupid, why did I fall for this little girl!

"No, it's not a leaf! We...... Can we be reasonable, this person must at least be honest, right, since you have promised me, you have to ......"

"Yes, to be a man is to be honest! But, did I promise you anything? I don't remember! Ye Xue stretched out her tongue at me proudly, and the charming smile was about to fall off her face! My day, I wipe, I fuck, how can there be such a thing! Where is the reason? Why do men have to promise everything they say, and why can women turn the clouds and rain at any time when they say it! Why, what is this TMD!!

"Ye Xue, Ye Xue! This is what you forced me, this is what you forced me! "Since I, Xiucai, have nothing to say in front of her, a soldier, then don't blame me for taking off Xiucai's clothes and being a bandit! The rabbit will bite when it is in a hurry, why can't this show go to Liangshan if it is in a hurry? Back then, Wu Yong, the military advisor of Liangshanbo, seemed to be a weak scholar, and a scholar could fall into the grass for Kou Tianxingdao, why can't I, a high-achieving student from the veterinary college, wave the flag and shout, recruit soldiers and buy horses!

"Ahh What are you going to do in Jade Creek? Put me down, put me down! I'm going to kill you, ah, I'm going to kill ...... Hahaha, what are you doing, you put my itch, I'm afraid of itching, ahaha, I'm afraid of itching! "Ye Xue's legs have left the ground, yes, she was picked up by my waist. She struggled to kick her two little feet, and her pink fist beckoned desperately at me. But it was only a dying throes, and she quickly gave up her resistance in the crook of my strong arm. She blushed into my arms and tried not to let me notice her shyness at the moment. Grandma's, you can't always let her get an inch in the treatment of women, and you have to be tough occasionally, otherwise they won't know that the world is still supported by men.

I spat on the ground angrily, picked up Ye Xue and walked towards the second floor, where was the bedroom that she had occupied for a long time.

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