I can't get angry!

Xu Mo sat on the pier of the bridge by the moat with his back hunched, looking like a big bear from a distance, and a giant panda up close!

The woman threw her last sip of beer and threw the can out, but a strong wind blew and the empty aluminum can happily smashed back into her head.

"Ahh

The man sitting in the car not far away laughed uncontrollably, and accidentally slapped the horn with his big hand, and the car let out a cheerful chirp.

Xu Mo looked back at the car, she originally wanted to sit here to be sad and artistic, but unfortunately she couldn't cry Lin Daiyu's poignancy, nor could she express the pathos of losing confidence in marriage!

After sitting and drinking for so long, there is not even a single person who is worried that she will jump into the river! What a failure......

But she didn't gain anything, at least she was urinating a lot now!

"Big Bear" climbed down the bridge pier, looked left and right, unfortunately there is no public toilet nearby, it seems that the closest convenient place to her is under the bridge!

The river was already frozen in ice, and the ice was less than two meters from the bridge, so it was no wonder that no one was worried about her jumping into the river......

Just as the drunken woman climbed over the bridge railing and wanted to go down to solve the physiological problem, the man in the car finally couldn't sit still, got out of the car like lightning and rushed to the side of the bridge, his hand fell down, and the person with a strong sense of urine loosened his whole body and fell down.

Xiao Jingbei picked up the woman in the car only to find that something was wrong, and there was a trace of water in his arm......

As soon as he got home, a certain man stripped off the "manneken bear" he kindly rescued and threw it into the bathtub, waited for warm water, and turned around to take off his clothes that had been made uproar.

When he was satisfied, he rushed to the shower, and as soon as he turned around, he was met by a pair of red and swollen eyes, and the woman's eyes were shining, and she was staring at her gaze level for a moment.

The molested person reflexively covered his hands with his hands. "Huh! Don't look at it! ”

The woman's face was as red as a big tomato, but her mouth was "Hehe! "One bang." It's not that I haven't seen it, if you want to cover it, you have the ability to cover it all! ”

The person who was ridiculed turned around in annoyance, and couldn't hold back to blame him? Who made her stare and watch!

There was a sound of water behind him, Xiao Jingbei was stunned for a moment, and when he turned his head, he saw that the woman who was still calm at the moment ago was fleeing!

The man's bad taste suddenly rose, and he pulled the bath towel and followed. "Why are you running so fast? I've already been honest with each other, doesn't it feel too late to run now? ”

Xu Mo stopped suddenly, and the alarm was urgently sounded by the drunken mind! Why did she suddenly share a room with wolves?

Xiao Jingbei looked at the perfect woman with long legs and a gourd on the back in front of him, it was really unexpected!

"Nice figure! Aunt. ”

The title of aunt made a certain woman blacken, looked down at her like a fat belly that was five months pregnant, and suddenly felt the strong malice of the person behind her!

rushed to the door, grabbed the hanger with both hands and turned around and was about to smash it on the man, but unexpectedly, all parts of the hanger were alive, and she scattered in an instant, leaving only a short section of her hand......

The man finally saw her ugly belly, and his expression froze with a smile. "Oh! Are you pregnant? I'm kind enough to bring you back, you don't want to hit me, do you? ”

Xu Mo was so angry that there was smoke on his head, he rushed back to the bathroom door with a red face, picked up the ferret coat from the ground and quickly wrapped himself, scolding in his mouth, "Dead rascal!" Stinky rascals! You're pregnant, and your whole family is pregnant......"

Seeing the woman fleeing out of the door in a hurry, Xiao Jingbei kindly picked up the wallet that fell on the ground and threw it over. "Your wallet!"

The woman turned her head and went to pick it up with both hands, but unexpectedly, the placket slipped, and the fat belly showed dew again!

Xu Mo wanted to die, grabbed his wallet and quickly covered his clothes, and ran away from opening the door with a pair of slippers!

Fortunately, she doesn't know this person, so it's best not to see him again in this life!