Women are more troublesome than men, not only do they have to wear an extra layer of clothes than men, but they also have to ...... every month

"Mo Huayao, may I ask if there is any movement in Chi Tiantian this day?" Since I bought Hua Yao to become my eyes and ears, I now know Chi Tiantian's daily diet and daily life well, and I know that she has to go to the toilet every few hours, but I don't know what else she has to do in the toilet...... Damn, why am I so perverted now!

"Brother Xiaoxi, Sister Tiantian, she ...... She seems to be suspicious of me, and now she has everything behind my back, and I can't hear anything! ”

"What, she even suspects you! Did you reveal something to her? "I interrogated her seriously, who can guarantee that this girl will not betray me. You know, since she can work for me under my threat and temptation, won't she serve her under the temptation and threat of Britney? I can use the anti-counter scheme to get her over, and Britney can still use the counter-counter scheme to get her over again. Be careful to sail the ship for ten thousand years, most of the people who have rebelled and rebelled since ancient times are women, who can do that shameful thing!

"No, I didn't tell Sister Tiantian that I was your carrier pigeon! Brother Xiaoxi, didn't you say that you want to understand her every move, so I follow her every moment and record her every word and deed, sometimes I don't hear what she says clearly, I have to ask her to repeat it to me! "Oh my God, you ...... You're too dedicated, how can there be a traitor like you. Don't say that Chi Tiantian is suspicious, even if I sweat for you.

"Yao'er, Yao'er, you...... Alas! "I hate iron and steel and sigh deeply, it was my decision-making mistake to let a childish chick take on such a difficult task, I don't blame her, I really don't blame her!

"What's the matter, Brother Xiaoxi, am I not doing well? Didn't Yao'er do well, Yao'er did what you said, Yao'er ......" Hua Yao looked at me with a depressed face, with a crying tone in her voice, and tears immediately flowed down without saying a few words. As soon as I saw it, I knew that I was in trouble, and the so-called speaker had no intention of listening, not to mention that it was a pure chick like Hua Yao, who was almost an idiot. So I quickly grabbed her little hand and put my arm around my waist to comfort her.

"Yao'er, don't cry, Brother Xiaoxi didn't blame you. It's all Chi Tiantian's little witch who is too cunning, where are you her opponent! ”

"Brother Xiaoxi, don't comfort me, I know that I am stupid, I can't do anything well, you must hate me to death!" Hua Yao cried even harder.

"Fool, who said you were stupid, you are unique in Brother Xiaoxi's heart! There is no one who can compare to my good Yao'er! ”

"Really, am I really that good?"

"Well, Yao'er is the best!" This is what I say from my heart, but it is not a lie to deceive an ignorant girl! Good girl, for the sake of my brother's sincerity, let my brother kiss him, my brother hasn't kissed you for a long time, and I'm almost hungry! Oh, what are you hiding, don't hide, quickly reach your little mouth over! If you don't let you kiss your mouth, then kiss your little face!

"Brother Xiaoxi, I forgot to tell you, Sister Tiantian is so strange this morning! She slept for a long time, and she didn't get up to eat in the morning, so I brought her breakfast! "Yes, Hua Yao is right, I really didn't see that dead girl for breakfast.

"What's so strange about this, she Chi Tiantian is originally a big lazy pig, isn't it natural for lazy pigs to sleep lazy?" I've long been used to this, and it's the same in my house, especially on Sundays when her school is not in session, and she even saves me lunch. If I hadn't felt sorry for her and lifted her up and poured something into her mouth to eat, she would have dared to sleep until the next morning.

"No, she seems to be very weak today, and her face is not very good. I thought she was going to call my dad to see her when she was sick, but she stopped me and told me not to tell anyone, and said that she was okay and would just lie down for a while. I'm not worried, Brother Xiaoxi, you're not a doctor, go and see her! Hua Yao said to me with a melancholy face, it seems that she still cares about this Chi Tiantian. Although the two are rivals in love, they are still sisters behind them.

As soon as I heard it, I immediately understood what was going on, this stupid girl, how could she keep such an obvious thing in the dark? Girls are the most experienced in the experience of "menstruation", because boys are not allowed to have experience if they want it! Under normal circumstances, girls begin to have their menstrual period when they are thirteen or fourteen years old, which is a normal physiological phenomenon that can no longer be normal. Hua Yao should have had it, but she didn't think of it for a while.

"Hehe, it's okay, your sweet sister is very healthy!" If not, it means that there is something wrong with her!

"But...... But I see that her face is so pale, and I am so worried about her! ”

"That's because her relatives came to see her, that's why she was sick." I couldn't hold back my laughter, but I still wanted to laugh.

"Relatives? How could it be, she should be happy if her relatives came to see her! It's hard to ......"

"Yes, you guessed it, that's what she's here!" Damn, I finally got the hang of it, it turns out that your head is not so stupid, you can understand it at one point, and you have a future.

"Could it be that she owes money to her relatives, and her relatives have now come to ask her for debts, so she is not happy?" Damn, take back what I just said, women are still stupid and cute.

"What, her aunt is here!" Hua Yao, Hua Yao, what else do you want me to say!

"Auntie? Why didn't I see her aunt coming, where was it? Brother Xiaoxi, tell me quickly, I'll hurry up and make tea for others, otherwise it will be rude! "Forgive her ignorance, O God! No, forgive my ignorance, because I didn't know that such a trendy word as "auntie" wouldn't work here.

"Okay Yao'er, don't ask again, if you ask again, Brother Xiaoxi will not be able to bear it!" Yes, my stomach hurts, and I'll never laugh if I don't let me laugh again.