Chapter 21: Renting a House
It is a kind of capital for a woman to be beautiful, but it is also a kind of capital for a man to be cute.
I'm supposed to belong to that kind of cute type of man.。
"Stinky boy, this piece of feng shui treasure land will be rented to you for the time being, and the rent of 35,000 yuan will be paid off!" The woman crossed her legs, and between her bright red nails was a slender women's cigarette.
"Swallow...... Sister Yan, you're not joking with me, are you? Does the rent of 35,000 refer to a year or a ...... A month? "To be honest, such a surprise result is something I would never expect, it is too wonderful to be unrealistic, and I am afraid that it is a beautiful trap.
"You kid can't look at it yourself, it's clearly written in black and white, why do you have a pair of rabbit eyes!" Sister Yan changed her posture with her legs crossed a little impatiently, and glanced at me with a little disdain. At this moment, there was a lease contract in front of my eyes, and the words "thirty-five thousand a year" flashed on the contract, and I was about to cry.
"Sister, this ...... It's too sudden, it can't be true that such a good thing is! I'm not mentally prepared for this at all, and now my little liver is still fluttering! ”
"Nonsense, if your heart doesn't beat, won't you hang up? Don't worry, sister, I am a good word, and I say that if I take you 35,000, I will never spend a child! Why, don't you want to rent, don't you want to rent me to someone else! ”
"No, no, no, Sister Yan, don't get me wrong! I rented, of course I rented! But I still want to ask, is your 35,000 dollars or pounds? ”
"I said, why are you so wordy, you stinky boy, dare to talk nonsense again, believe it or not, I slaughtered you!" Sister Yan put out the cigarette in the ashtray and stared at me with a pair of beautiful eyes. It's really the eldest sister, and her temper is quite big.
"Sister, don't be angry, it's all my fault, can't I apologize to you? If you have a lot of adults, forgive your little brother this time! "I immediately put on a smiling face, regardless of whether he is a man or a woman, it always hurts to greet him with a smile.
"You kid has a pretty sweet mouth, and I'll tell you the truth, if it weren't for my damn brother holding the phone and begging me all night, you think I would rent you such a cheap Mong Kok for such a bargain? Don't say it's 35,000, I'm afraid I'll have to think about it if it's another 35,000! Sister Yan then lit another cigarette, took a sharp puff and spit out a few smoke rings.
"I know, I know! Sister, I will keep this love in my heart, as the so-called grace of dripping water should be repaid by the spring, I swear that if there is an afterlife, I will definitely tie the grass ring to repay your great kindness! ”
"Alright, don't disgust me here! I'll tell you, for the sake of you being my brother's friend and being away from home alone, I'll rent it to you cheaply for the first year. But it can't be too cheap for you, from the second year onwards, I will increase the rent by 10,000 yuan a year until you have the money to buy this land, and if you can't pay the rent in the middle, I will immediately take it back and rent it to others, don't blame me for being ruthless and unjust! Sister Yan's tone became serious, and I knew she wasn't joking. Moreover, the condition she opened was not excessive, such a fertile land for fortune and treasure is undoubtedly the place that the soldiers said must fight, that is, the "country of abundance" in the mouth of the ancients. As long as I work hard and seize the opportunity, it won't be long before I can buy it and truly become my private property.
"Well, Sister Yan, don't worry, I will definitely do a good job!" I solemnly assure her.
"If it's okay, sign it here, and the house will be yours." Sister Yan threw the contract to me, how do I feel like Yang Bailao and Huang Shiren signed Xi'er's deed of sale. Fortunately, Ye Xue is not my daughter, otherwise if this Sister Yan is a sleeve-breaker and falls in love with her, I will pull her over to be a concubine, who will I talk to.
"Okay, Sister Yan, I've signed it, you can sign it too!" After I signed my name, I handed her the lease contract, and Sister Yan didn't even look at it, she leaned over and kissed it. I opened my eyes and looked, Mom! There is an extra lipstick stamp in the place of signature.
"Hahaha, Sister Yan, you are so interesting, you actually ...... Oh, it's funny......" Ye Xue, who had been standing aside without speaking, suddenly laughed when she saw this scene.
"What's so funny about that? Tell you, Sister Xue'er, sister, I haven't read any books, although my name can be written, but it's not very good-looking, so I'll use this instead. Come, sister, come to my sister, my sister will talk to you about family life. Sister Yan stretched out a hand to Ye Xue as she spoke, Ye Xue smiled back at her, took her hand and sat down. The relationship between this woman and the woman is fast, as long as you feel that you can quickly scuffle together. No, the two of them have known each other for less than an hour, and they are already holding hands at the moment, talking and laughing. God forbid, this Sister Yan must not be a person with the wrong sexual orientation, otherwise my Xue'er will not suffer.
"Sister Yan, here is 40,000 yuan, you can order a little. I am a person who knows how to be content, and I know that the number of 35,000 is too much for you, so I think about it and give you 40,000. You can't be too greedy, if you are too greedy, you will ......"
"Shut up, you kid, okay? Why is it so annoying, like a! Don't you see I'm chatting with Cher, you have to disturb us! What 354,000, if you like some money, you can go to the side and order as much as you want, but please don't bother us, okay? Come on, Xue'er, let's talk about us, ignore him! "Obediently, why is this rich man so impulsive? What do I order as much as I want? Of course I ...... Of course, I want to order as little as possible! But Lao Tzu is the kind of person who doesn't talk about integrity, tell you that I'll ...... when Lao Tzu is rich. Oh my god, let me order whatever I want!
"Sister Yan, I really want to thank you, you have helped our family creek too much!" Ye Xue thanked me with a smile on her face.
"Girl, in fact, I also look at your face to be so cheap for him. To be honest, as soon as I saw you, I felt that we were very kind and in love, and I originally planned to ask him for 40,000 yuan, but after seeing you, I immediately decided to give him another discount. Tut-tut, look at how this little face looks so tender? Sister, what brand of cosmetics do you use, my sister often uses those famous brands of foundation, facial cleanser or something, but the skin on this face can't get better! Sister Yan gently rubbed my girlfriend's pink handsome face, and I was jealous. Fortunately, she is a woman, otherwise I wouldn't care if she is my landlord or not, I will chop her with an axe!
"Sister, are you saying that my girlfriend's face is only worth 5,000 yuan!" I interjected with a hippie smile.
"Get out! Our woman's house chats what the are you here! Don't you want to give me and Sister Xue'er a whole cup of coffee, you want to die! "When Sister Yan talked to me, her attitude was a 181-degree change immediately, and she was a female worm alive. I was bored with myself and didn't dare to interject right now, alas, who made her my boss? Damn, I, Yu Xiaoxi, swear that one day I will not only buy this place, but also this arrogant and domineering woman. specially let her brush the toilet and wash the urinal plus wash Lao Tzu's underwear, see if she dares to call Lao Tzu five or six! But now I have to endure it, and if I can't bear it, I will mess with my lower body. Isn't it just to make a coffee, okay, I'll follow you for the time being! Wait for me...... Grandma's, where did you get the coffee in this house! Won't let me buy it now, right? It's going to cost my money again! At the same time, the two women who didn't know what to say chatted together.
"No, I just use a skin cream once in a while. Sister Yan, your complexion is also very good, light and smooth. ”
"Oh, it's not as good as you young people, look at this white and red. However, it would be even better if you could apply some lipstick, and you would be able to see it brightly. By the way, Sister Cher, do you like this lipstick from your sister? I have a lot of them, I'll send you a few ...... when I get back."
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On the way back, the rain outside had stopped. Ye Xue still has one year to graduate, so she still lives in the school. I stayed in a cheap hotel before the pet store officially opened. It was already late, and I was going to send Ye Xue back to school, but she refused to follow me to the hotel where I lived. Does she want to ...... with me Oh my God, I'm starting to think about it again.
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