Chapter 66: Quick Book Special (5)

Teacher He took out a card from behind him, looked at Guo Xiaoyu and asked, "Xiaoyu, there are a few questions here that everyone wants to ask you, please answer them."

"What are you playing again?" I don't know why, Guo Xiaoyu has some bad premonitions.

"Just a few questions." Teacher He said: "Listen, the first question, what does it mean to be unclear, and under what circumstances did you come up with it?"

"This, didn't Xiaoyi say it just now, I just don't understand what it means, but I think it's so powerful. As for how I came up with it, I want to think about it......" After a while, Guo Xiaoyu continued: "I don't know, anyway, it just popped out so inexplicably." In fact, Guo Xiaoyu still can't believe that the network need of "Unknown Awakening" has not appeared until now, and as a result, he has become the founding master of this language.

"What kind of answer is that?" Teacher He obviously doesn't buy Guo Xiaoyu's account.

"No matter, Mr. He, you ask the second question, I want to see how he answers." From Xie Na's expression, Guo Xiaoyu could see that there was nothing good.

Teacher He was still struggling with Guo Xiaoyu's first question, but when he heard Xie Na say this, his interest also came, and he asked proudly: "Second question, may I ask how many hours can Guo Xiaoyu sleep a day?"

"Ah, what's the problem?" Guo Xiaoyu looked at Teacher He with a helpless face.

"Don't sell cuteness to gain sympathy, answer questions quickly." Xie Na opened his mouth and it was no good thing.

Sleeping lazily is such a glorious thing, of course Guo Xiaoyu refused to admit it, and said sharply: "How is it possible, do you think I look like the kind of person who likes to sleep lazy?"

"I didn't say you like to sleep in, I just asked how many hours a day you can sleep, and that's what you admit." Guo Xiaoyu, Guo Xiaoyu, it's really in vain to waste your two lives.

"I know you don't want to admit it, let's take a look at the gift given to Guo Xiaoyu by the team behind "Where Are You Going, Dad".

At this moment, a video began to play on the big screen behind him.

"Guo Xiaoyu, get up." With this figure, Qin Feng's person appeared on the screen. Qin Feng walked to the bed, pulled the quilt, and shouted again: "Get up."

"Hmm......" The quilt was lifted, Guo Xiaoyu appeared with messy hair, he stretched out a finger, and said, "One minute, I'll sleep for another minute." As he spoke, he lay down again.

"I'll go, isn't this the last time I was at the hotel? When did this group of guys get filmed? ”

Then the picture turned, Guo Xiaoyu was brushing his teeth in the toilet, but brushing, brushing, but he didn't move. Then Qin Feng came in, pushed Guo Xiaoyu, and said, "Hey, isn't it, so you can all fall asleep?"

When the video was played here, the audience laughed, and Xie Na laughed the most exaggeratedly, and the whole person squatted down, laughing and shouting: "Ouch, I have a stomachache, brush my toothbrush until I fall asleep, ouch, so talented."

Guo Xiaoyu glared at Xie Na fiercely, and then questioned Qin Feng and the others, "Say, which of you did it?"

"Not me." The three of them shook their heads again, and I just waved.

"Huh?"

"It's him." Mo Yanyun and Li Qian pointed at Qin Feng, and Qin Feng's fingers shook around, still not knowing where to put them.

"I'll clean you up later." After speaking, Guo Xiaoyu's eyes turned to the video again.

At this time, the video began to play when Guo Xiaoyu was young, from his elementary school to the period of college suspension, at every age, he was always sleeping, and Guo's mother was always waking him up.

"Xiao Yu, get up."

"Guo Xiaoyu, you get up for me."

"Brother, mom told you to get up and eat."

"Xiao Yu, why are you still sleeping!"

"Can you get up?"

The video simply turned Guo Xiaoyu upside down. Guo Xiaoyu, who watched the video, was about to cry, when were these things filmed? I even cried when I was born, and then fell asleep. Look at this one again.,Isn't it after elementary school.,Fell asleep in the classroom alone.,Why do you have videos at school? Do you want to play like this?

"Hahaha...... Director, director, stop, stop, I can't do it. Xie Na hid on the ground, clutching his stomach, tears and laughter. Teacher He was no better, the whole person bent over with a smile, and the three of them, Qin Feng, who started it, also held their stomachs and laughed wildly. Guo Xiaoyu glared at them fiercely: "It's all you, are you embarrassed to laugh?" Qin Feng and the three of them were laughing happily, where could they control Guo Xiaoyu.

At this time, Wu Xin covered his stomach and said, "Look, I think this is still the most powerful, the brush actually fell asleep, it's really weird." The director was too cooperative, and Wu Xin brought up the picture of brushing his teeth as soon as he finished speaking.

"No, no, no." Xie Na continued: "You see, after school, everyone else came home, and he fell asleep on the table. How much I don't love school! ”

"And, there's." Jia Ge also ran up to join in the fun: "The family went to the park to play and fell asleep on the merry-go-round, which is too enjoyable."

At this time, Guo's father also spoke: "Another time you don't know, my mother and I didn't take pictures." When he was in kindergarten, he ate dinner at home, ate, and fell asleep while eating, and what is even worse is that he didn't forget to pick up food in his mouth when he fell asleep. ”

"Dad......" The culprit was found, but this culprit was relatively hard, Guo Xiaoyu could only turn his head and stare at Qin Feng and the others, and threatened viciously again: "You're done, wait for me."

After everyone had laughed enough, Teacher He said, "Xiao Yu, from today onwards, you will be crowned by everyone with the title of a new generation of sleeping gods."

"I remember that the last generation of sleeping gods was Jay Chou, right?"

"That sister, Jay Chou just fell asleep while recording the song, and this one fell asleep while brushing his teeth, it's a complete failure." When did Wu Xin also learn Guo Xiaoyi's technique of mending knives.

"Alright, alright." Teacher He played a round and said, "Our Xiao Yu is still very diligent, okay?"

"Yes, yes, yes, I am indeed very diligent, and I don't forget to cook when I fall asleep." Wu Xin, you also wait for me.

Seeing that he was about to laugh again, Teacher He said: "Let's let our sleeping god Guo Xiaoyu bring us a new song, it is a brand new song, the lyrics, composition, and singing are all our Guo Xiaoyu."

You can see through old photos of who are yellowed

No matter how closely you look at it, you can't see it

Who was on his mind at the time?

You want to see through who is sincere but raised eyebrows

Said three words, two words, one word at a time

At the end of the day, you can't tell the difference between white and black

It's just that people are always biased

Lie as the front line

Every day is like no end

Crazy pretending to be an immortal......

This song is exactly what Guo Xiaoyu has sung to see through, and Mr. He took this opportunity to tell all the audience about this song.

After singing, Guo Xiaoyu left the scene first, and the next recording had nothing to do with him, he needed to hurry home and sleep well, he was a little tired