I want to send a text message to Xiaoman, and when I think about it, let's give her a call. I called, and she said that she had just taken a shower and was lying on the bed reading a book. After chatting with her for a few words, I hung up.

I turned on the TV to see what was good, I like to watch costume martial arts, but now I have basically seen all the shots, I am picking the stage, and the mobile phone is texting, I think it must be Xiao Man missing me. I suddenly remembered that Xie Yuting didn't seem to bother me these days.

I turned on my phone, but I didn't expect that the most unexpected thing was a text message from Ouyang Xiaomei, asking me: Officer Wang, did you sleep?

I thought about it, how to say that, or pretended not to hear, ignored her, and finally decided to make a phone call and not have any more misunderstandings.

The phone was answered as soon as she dialed it, I think she must be waiting for the phone with her mobile phone, Ouyang Xiaomei spoke very politely and generously: "Officer Wang, don't bother you." ”

I said, "No, I haven't slept yet, why haven't you slept yet?" ”

Ouyang Xiaomei sighed and said, "Is it convenient for you now, come out and drink two cups." ”

I was surprised that a woman who was not too familiar with me called me out for two drinks in the middle of the night, and I was a little hesitant.

Ouyang Xiaomei should have sensed my hesitation and said, "It's inconvenient to be with your girlfriend." ”

Actually, I really don't want to go out drinking with her at this point, but, you know, I want people to know that I'm single and I don't have any women around, which is very important. So I replied, "No, I'm on my own, where you are, I'll go to you." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei said: "No, I'm too far here, I'll drive to find you." ”

I asked Ouyang Xiaomei: "Then what do you want to eat, I'll go find a place first and find a phone number for you." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei asked, "Is there a barbecue near you, I haven't eaten it for a long time." ”

I said, "Okay, our second sister has a good barbecue here, do you know the place?" ”

Ouyang Xiaomei said: "I'll call you when you get to the vicinity of your unit." ”

I went directly to the second sister's barbecue, and there are still a lot of people who want to barbecue this point, and they basically drink two times, but there are still vacant seats. In fact, the second sister has been doing barbecue for more than 20 years, and now the second sister is already a second aunt, mainly engaged in her son, and she rolls noodles on the stall, which is what we call hand-rolled noodles.

I found a position a little bit inside, now this February and March, we are still quite cold here, but now people are not wearing thick clothes, especially those girls who love beauty. After Ouyang Xiaomei came, I found that my choice was still relatively wise.

If it weren't for the fact that I had just met Ouyang Xiaomei for a few days, I might not have recognized her. She was wearing a suit that day, which was supposed to be overalls. At first, I didn't pay attention to it, and then I was embarrassed to look at it.

Ouyang Xiaomei drove a Mercedes-Benz trot, I really don't know the specific model, just look at the back of a 300. When she got out of the car, I was standing under the street lamp, and at this time, I thought of a word, "hazy beauty", and I had to admire the imagination of the ancients.

Ouyang Xiaomei was wearing a pair of high heels with pointed soles but not too high, a pair of black hot pants wrapped around slender and slender legs, and a small skirt on top that just covered her ass.

Oh, looking up, this skirt is actually a long blouse, with a long chain hanging around the neck, and the head of the chain is a round thing that is still ringing. There was a thread jacket on the outside, unbuttoned.

Her hair was barely long enough to cover her neck, parting in the middle to cover both cheeks, revealing a small nose and slightly plump lips. Under the street lamp, taking advantage of the black hair, Ouyang Xiaomei's skin became more and more dazzling.

Ouyang Xiaomei looked at me in a daze, and stomped her feet: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen it." ”

I felt that my face was a little hot, and quickly explained: "I didn't look carefully that day, for fear of admitting my mistake." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei ignored me anymore, pressed the key, the trunk opened, and she took out two bottles of wine. I hurriedly said, "Why are you taking so much, we can't drink it." ”

She smiled, didn't speak, and walked straight to the barbecue stand. I quickly copied to her, took the wine from her hand, took a quick step, and said, "I've set the table, and I'm inside." Then he brought her to the table.

Ouyang Xiaomei sat down directly facing inside, I put the wine on the table and asked, "What does Miss Ouyang want to eat?" ”

Ouyang Xiaomei glanced at me: "Call me by name, Miss is not good." ”

I smiled, really, now that Miss has become a professional pronoun, she really doesn't call it like that, so I asked, "What does Miss Ouyang eat, I'll order it." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei sneered: "Can you still change your name?" It's like I'm from the countryside. Otherwise, you can call me little sister. ”

I think about it, too, it does seem a bit earthy to call a girl. So he nodded and said, "Okay, what the little sister eats, I'll order it." ”

I peeked at it, and Ouyang Xiaomei was holding Moutai wine. I said in my heart, this rich man is Sao, eat a barbecue, and have to drink Moutai. Ouyang Xiaomei said: "You look at it, come to everything." ”

I asked for a little bit of everything, came back and sat down, picked up the wine and said, "The beauty is too extravagant, today is our stall, and it won't cost two bottles of wine." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei smiled and changed the topic: "When I first met you, I felt that you were quite fierce, but when I saw it later, you were still relatively easy-going." ”

I made a face: "Your sister saw it when I was murderous, and I was scared to death of a sheep on the side of the road." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei covered her mouth and smiled: "You are quite humorous." ”

I asked Ouyang Xiaomei: "Your brother, why didn't he come out with you." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei said: "He doesn't know what he's busy with every day, and it's basically not much to see him." After a pause, he continued, "I don't want to see him either, it's annoying." ”

I didn't want to ask anything, so I had to talk about something else: "The beautiful woman seems to have a good amount of alcohol." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei looked impatient: "Don't call me a beautiful woman, just call me a little sister." ”

I hurriedly called Xiaomei, and Ouyang Xiaomei continued: "Do you know how people can become monkeys? ”

I wondered what the problem was, how could a monkey evolve into a human, how could a person become a monkey, I thought about it and answered: "If a person degenerates, he becomes a monkey." ”

Ouyang tilted his face and said, "Even if you are half right, in fact, there are two ways for people to become monkeys." One is evolution, which takes at least 10,000 years; There is also a very simple one that only requires a bottle of liquor. ”

I was stunned, what kind of theory is this, Ouyang Xiaomei looked at my expression in a daze, and said, "I want to be a monkey today, can you accompany me." ”

I hurriedly nodded: "Yes, I will accompany you as much as you want." ”

Ouyang Xiaomei smiled and also joked: "10,000 years is too long, I only seize the day." ”

I slapped my thigh: "Yes, I don't care about how long it lasts, I only care about what I once had." Then we laughed together.

I think it's just unpleasant, but I'm embarrassed to say it. Moreover, I haven't drunk this wine yet, and I want to vomit after the first drink, but for the sake of a man's demeanor, I hold back.

We drank and chatted, Ouyang Xiaomei had no one at home, just two of them, Ouyang had been messing with people since he was a child for this sister.

The child who started from a bitter snack worked very hard, and then earned a little money, and then began to change careers, but he didn't know anything, so he had to open a bath or other entertainment field.

Later, after Xiaomei graduated from university, she built a change of environment and did some elegant work. Ouyang loved this sister very much, he gave all the fields at home to his younger brother and came out by himself. I opened this golf and racetrack here, and the business was very good, but Xiaomei said that Ouyang was still with a lot of people every day.

In fact, Ouyang Xiaomei also knows that some things have previous relationships, and some can't be friends, they may be enemies, and in a strange place, it's really not easy to get a foothold.

Ouyang Xiaomei said: "Actually, I wasn't called Ouyang Xiaomei, my name was Ouyang Xiaomei. My brother calls me Xiaomei every day, and I think Xiaomei is better than Xiaomei, so I went to the police station to change it. ”

I asked my little sister, "What's wrong today, I have to turn myself into a monkey." ”

The little sister said, "You know what? Actually, when you went that day, my brother helped me introduce someone. He worries about me every day, saying that everyone he knows is a mess and wants me to have a good home. Saying that, Xiaomei's face was a little red, and I thought she had drunk a little too much, although she had only drunk more than three taels.

I said, "I didn't know at first, but then Mr. Deng told me, and when I was eating, I felt that the atmosphere was different. ”

The little sister looked at me and blushed even more: "When I first saw you, I thought you were very ordinary, and you looked fierce, but then I felt that you were still a good person." Moreover, my brother likes you very much, and I am annoyed to death by talking about you every day these days. ”

I proudly quoted Zhu Tao's words: "My brother is Neixiu, and his first impression is very ordinary, but as long as you give me a chance, I will definitely make you fall in love with me." After I finished speaking, I found the ambiguity of this sentence, I used the first and second person, as if it meant me and my little sister.

Sure enough, the little sister misunderstood, lowered her head and said to me in an extremely delicate voice: "You are really thick-skinned, so you have to boast about yourself like this." ”

I hurriedly picked up the cup: "Come, little sister, go one more." ”

When I drank about eight taels, my little sister had to drink half a catty, and I thought she basically couldn't drink it. So he said, "Little sister, why don't you drink it today, I think it's almost over." ”

The little sister raised her head: "I haven't become a monkey yet, I must become a monkey today, if you don't want to accompany me, forget it." ”

The point is that I feel that I am almost the same, and I have gotten used to this wine, and I still feel good to eat it. I can't smell the sauce anymore.

I thought about it, or I would pour it out a little secretly and finish it quickly, or I would definitely drink too much. But thinking about it, I am really reluctant to pour a thousand pounds of wine. Later, I learned that this Moutai is not a thousand, but more than 3,000 bottles.

I secretly changed the bottle between my little sister and mine, and she must not have seen it, because from the beginning, I poured the wine for both of us. Eventually, I felt as if a little wine was coming out of my throat, and I tried again and swallowed it.

After drinking the last sip, the little sister took the cup and wanted to pour the wine, I called the boss and settled the bill, I don't know how much money I gave the boss. I helped my little sister, and the two of them walked out crookedly.

The boss asked, "Do you want me to help you?" He shook his hand at the boss.

Although I couldn't stand, I was still very sober, and the little sister still knew to take out the key to open the car door, and said, "I'm going back, don't send me, let them see, the monkey will also drive." ”

I snatched my little sister's key and said inarticulately, "You can still drive, I'll send you." ”

The little sister looked at me drunkenly: "You are also a monkey." ”

I think I really can't drive, but I also know to take out my police ID card and put it under the front windshield of my little sister's car, thinking that maybe tomorrow the traffic police will see my police ID card and stop issuing tickets.

I stopped the car on the side of the road and wanted to take a taxi to take my little sister back. But the taxi probably saw that we were all too drunk, and none of them stopped next to us. Moreover, I feel that my little sister's body is a little shivering, and the night in March is still relatively cold in the north. I took off my coat and draped it over my little sister.

I had no choice but to say to my little sister: "Little sister, if you can't get a taxi, I'll open a room for you to sleep in." ”

My sister is also a little confused, maybe what I said is really a little ambiguous, but I don't mean anything else, just to help her open a room. But the little sister squinted and smiled: "You open a room with me, okay, I'm still afraid of you." As he spoke, he began to stroll forward.

I put my right hand around my little sister's waist, and my left hand took my little sister's left arm, and I staggered forward. When I arrived at the hotel, I froze to death, and now I only have a police sweater.

I went to the front desk, the little girl was sleeping, I woke her up, she saw me squinting and asked, "Wang Jiao, did you forget to bring the key, I asked someone to help you open it." ”

I said, "No, my friend is here, and I'll open another room." ”

The little girl said, "There is no room left, and there are a lot of people today." ”

I looked down at my little sister, who was already asleep, I nodded to the little girl, and half-hugged my little sister into the elevator. But fortunately, the little sister still knows how to step forward, otherwise, I drink like that, and I really can't hold her.

I finally poked the door open, threw her on the bed when I entered the house, and quickly turned on the air conditioner to the highest temperature. I felt like I was freezing to death.

I went to the toilet and peed, washed my face crookedly, then lifted the quilt a little, took off my little sister's coat again, put her into the quilt again, and then put on my coat and lay on the other side of the bed.

I was dazed and felt hot, so I took off my coat, and when I felt cold, I got into the bed. When I got into the bed, I felt hot, and I didn't feel comfortable wearing clothes, so I took off my clothes, and then I felt hot, so I stretched out my arms and legs.

Maybe it's not just me who feels hot, I wake up, I still feel dizzy, but my head doesn't hurt, that's good wine. And more headaches do not hurt. The first thing I heard was the sound of water, and then I turned my face to see that the bathroom light was on, and besides, it was already dark outside.

I suddenly remembered that my little sister seemed to be sleeping here, and I slowly lifted up and saw the woman's clothes, including underwear, thrown on the ground. My repentance, my hatred.

I was half-lying on the bed, leaning back on a pillow, my mind blank. I don't even know when the water in the bathroom will stop.

I didn't react until the bathroom door rang.

The little sister came out and saw that I was awake, stunned for a moment, and then walked forward. I saw that she was wearing one of my yellow Li-Ning long-sleeved shirts, which was just under her buttocks.

The little sister walked to the empty half of the bed, lifted the quilt and sat down. I still didn't react much, and the little sister saw that I was stunned, so she stretched out her foot and kicked me gently.

I leaned against the bed, a small part of my body was exposed, my little sister was sitting, her upper body was outside, what do you think her foot was kicking, I think she might have been choked and snorted. Although I was not heavy, it was a vital part, and I snorted.

Then, the little sister looked at me with a blushing face: "You rascal, why don't you wear clothes when you wake up." ”

I said abruptly, "I didn't do anything to you at night, did I?" ”

The little sister immediately changed her face, sneered and said, "Do you think you're okay, don't be afraid, I won't hold you responsible." ”

Still, I was pretty sure I hadn't touched her, and I knew what I had done, but after all, I had slept in the same bed all night, and, at the very least, I wasn't wearing clothes.

I knew that I had touched the sore spot of my little sister, and quickly explained: "I didn't mean that, I mainly thought we didn't know each other very well, so I -------"

Xiaomei still sneered: "You can cook it or not." ”

I didn't know what to say, I reached out and grabbed my little sister's hand in fear, I felt cold, my little sister pulled out her hand, and said coldly: "Please do me a favor, okay, turn your face around, I put on my clothes, just when none of us know anyone." ”

I took my little sister's hand again, she didn't pull it out twice this time, and then she stopped moving, but she turned her face to the window, I felt her body twitching, she should be crying.

I half-sat up and put my hand around my little sister's waist, but she broke my hand a few times without moving, and then she didn't move. I timidly said, "I don't mean anything else, I just feel like I'm losing you." ”

Xiaomei still didn't speak, I lay on her shoulder, smelled Xiaomei's hair, and continued to persuade her: "Actually, I liked you the first time I saw you, but I was too busy these days, and I was afraid that you wouldn't look down on me, so I didn't dare to contact you." ”

I suddenly admired myself a little, and I didn't blush when I lied. In fact, last night, I was really fascinated by my little sister, but the first time, I didn't even see how my little sister looked.

The little sister seemed to have eased up a lot, and whispered, "You put on your clothes first." ”

I still hugged my little sister and didn't let go, I suddenly felt so happy, and my little sister said again: "You put on your clothes first." Then he broke my hand again.

Not only did I not let go, but I hugged it tighter. The little sister turned to me and blushed: "What are you going to do?" ”

I didn't say anything, looked at my little sister's face, and then pressed her under the covers.