Chapter 15 (II) Hello, We Are Ducks

"Almost, this kind of remote place, originally said to be a big development, so an unlucky real estate developer bought land to build villas, but as a result, it was not developed, the government said that it was going to develop the west, and temporarily gave up this side, then the buddy was dumbfounded, and then, it couldn't be bought if it was repaired? You have to walk for an hour to buy a bottle of water, and you are afraid of being bitten by a snake when you walk, so you can sell it at a discount, and many rich people buy houses here for their own Xiaomi, Xiaosan, and second grandmothers. Tang Shuxing wiped his mouth and smiled, "Gradually, this place has become a second mother village, and what is even more invincible is that I heard that some women actually rent a house here, waiting for others to find themselves as second mothers, do you know what this is called?" ”

"What?" Ji Kefeng knew that Tang Shu tortured dogs and couldn't spit out ivory in their mouths.

"This is called the price of economic development!" Tang Shuxing said solemnly, "If we want to reform and open up, we must face these problems, and the two old men once said that historical activities are the activities of the masses, and with the infiltration of historical activities, it will inevitably be the growth of the mass contingent, and once the mass contingent grows, contradictions will naturally arise, forming class comparisons and divisions, so that it is necessary to ......

Ji Kefeng didn't want to listen to it anymore, knowing that this kid was having convulsions again, he raised his feet and walked towards the gate, Tang Shuxing hurriedly followed, and continued to mumble the words in the "Collected Works of Marx and Engels" that he had read, and later pulled out a series of things such as Deng Ye's "The main task in the future is to engage in construction" and so on, Ji Kefeng wanted to dig a pit and bury the girl on the spot.

When they came to the door, a security guard in an overcoat looked at them with a cloak and asked lazily, "What are you doing?" ”

"What for?" Just when Ji Kefeng was about to speak, Tang Shuxing rushed up directly, twisted the security guard and said, "The house that Lao Tzu bought with money, let my daughter-in-law live here, and the water will be cut off at both ends for three days, ah?" Did you know about the water cut-off? And a power outage! Call me all day and complain, I'm busy, millions a day, and I have to solve these things myself? What do I pay for? You said! ”

The security guard was stunned by Tang Shuxing's voice, and quickly explained, apologized vigorously, and bowed again, Tang Shuxing scolded while leading Ji Kefeng to walk inside, and seeing that he walked into the door, the security guard asked again: "Excuse me, what are the owners of the building of the two of you?" ”

"Yo? Do you want to retaliate or do you want to be a guest at my house? Want to know? Come with me! "Tang Shuxing left directly after speaking, he didn't care about the security guards at all, of course the security guards didn't dare to ask, and it was sad enough to face those shrews all day and night here, and today he finally stopped a little, and was scolded by a man, although Tang Shuxing doesn't seem to be very old, but now the rich second generation is not a small number of women.

Tang Shuxing walked forward, glanced slightly sideways at the security guard who had entered the guardhouse, and said in a low voice: "Don't look back, keep walking, this kind of person looks down on people, you have to talk well, he will definitely treat you as a subordinate." ”

"Hmm." Ji Kefeng nodded, "Do you know where Yang Yong lives?" ”

"I don't know." Tang Shuxing shook his head and pouted.

"And what are you doing here?" Ji Kefeng stopped.

Tang Shuxing looked at him: "Then ask, inquire, most of the people here are women, Yang Yong's villa definitely has no women to live in, where there are many women, there is a lot of gossip, everyone must sometimes sit down and complain about how their men are bad, or how good they are, and there is a house in this villa area where only men and no women come to live permanently, it must be their topic." ”

Ji Kefeng nodded: "Okay, you have a point, then what are you going to ask?" Why should others sue you? We're not cops! ”

"If we were the police, we wouldn't really be able to ask anything." Tang Shuxing shook his head and said, "Are you stupid? What do the women here do? Second wife! The living second wife is afraid of getting into trouble, and the big ear scraper in the main room is crackling, so she must not dare to make a sound. ”

"And what are you going to do?" Ji Kefeng saw that Tang Shuxing was talking energetically, so he hurriedly stopped him, so as not to be endless.

"Wait, I'll get dressed, we know we have to use our strengths." Tang Shuxing stood still, looked left and right at the surrounding houses, and finally slowly walked to the villa where a large pile of coquettish underwear was hanging outside one of the small gardens, and then came to the other people's garbage cans, put on the prepared gloves and began to rummage through the garbage.

"Hey, what are you doing?" Ji Kefeng stepped forward and squatted down and asked in a low voice, "What are you doing digging through the garbage?" ”

"Let's see if this woman meets my requirements." Tang Shuxing searched for a long time, opened several bags, took out several batteries from them, and said triumphantly, "Aha! Found it, it's her! ”

Ji Kefeng looked at the battery and asked strangely, "Battery?" ”

"What do you think, the garbage here is collected once a week, and there are so many garbage piles at the door, in addition to toilet paper and batteries, and used condoms, but there is no man's thing in it, what does it mean?" Tang Shuxing half-squinted his eyes and licked his lips.

"What?" Ji Kefeng didn't understand at all.

"You idiot!" Tang Shuxing put the garbage back, "It shows that this woman is hungry and thirsty, and she masturbates with a massage stick." Saying that, Tang Shuxing also made a gesture of taking something and stabbing himself, "And it's very frequent, which means that the men who are in charge don't come often, maybe it's still impotence, so the battery is used so much, and the massage stick has to be used with a sleeve, and there is no man's thing in the sleeve, understand?" Do you admire my reasoning skills? Say yes! If you don't want to say it, it's okay to nod your head. ”

Ji Kefeng opened his mouth half-open, and he didn't know what to say, so he had to nod.

Tang Shuxing saw him nodding, raised his eyebrows and said, "You know, I'm a teenager who has watched hundreds of episodes of "Detective Conan"!" After speaking, Tang Shuxing dragged Ji Kefeng up, "Young man, are you ready?" herewego! ”

Tang Shuxing came directly to the door, rang the doorbell, and then leaned directly against the door at the moment the door opened, and whispered to Ji Kefeng: "Raise your head and chest, put the four words 'I am a prostitute|male' on your face, so that when a woman sees you, she immediately wants to pounce and bite like a mad dog!" ”

"Huh?" Ji Kefeng only now knew what Tang Shuxing was going to do, but he couldn't stop it anymore because the door was open.

The door opened a crack, and a woman with a big hot wave and a very fashionable dress opened the door, with a melon seed face, light makeup, and a very slender figure, but there was a little sadness on her face. Tang Shuxing knew that on the day of the dog, Lao Tzu bet right again this time, and at a glance, he knew that he was dissatisfied, no wonder in addition to batteries, there were so many cucumbers, bitter gourds and other vegetables that he didn't eat.

"Hey, we are the 'Chest Muscle Master Club', and we are here today to do publicity, and there is a free service." Tang Shuxing said softly, looking at the young woman with gentle eyes.

I'll fuck your uncle! What do you mean by 'pectoral muscles young master will'! Can't you come up with a good name? Ji Kefeng had goosebumps all over his body, and he couldn't help but shudder, but he still raised his head and swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

"Huh?" The young woman was astonished.

"Here...... Aren't you white? Tang Shuxing deliberately pretended to be crazy and stupid, and directly moved out the name of the protagonist of the novel called "Young Women|White|Clean", anyway, the other party must know it.

The young woman was stunned, shook her head and said that she was not, Tang Shuxing pretended to be a little surprised, glanced at the mobile phone, and asked, "Not the service you called?" ”

"No!" The young woman still shook her head, but her eyes stayed on the tall, full of chest muscles, and serious Ji Kefeng behind Tang Shuxing. Of course, Tang Shuxing also noticed the young woman's gaze, and laughed secretly in his heart: Master Ji, Master Ji, you are not shallow, it depends on whether your body can afford to eat, and I knew to buy you a Viagra.

"That's okay, anyway, we're two of us here today, let's start with your house." Tang Shuxing smiled embarrassedly, if Ji Kefeng saw that expression, he would definitely flip him to the ground, step on his face directly, and step his head into the concrete floor.

"Sister, in fact, I just did this business not long ago, less than a month, my eldest brother has only been here for a day, some rules do not understand, I hope you will forgive me." After speaking, Tang Shuxing bowed to the young woman decently, and the young woman hurriedly asked him to get up, but he stood at the door and didn't leave, just smiled and asked the other party with his eyes: Do you need service?

The young woman hesitated, but Tang Shuxing judged from her hesitation that this hungry and thirsty woman must be 100% in need, and the amount needed is quite large, this kind of woman who consumes men's traffic, once she gets started, a normal man can successfully lose 20 pounds in a week, and never rebound. But the young woman had fear in her eyes, maybe she had looked for the duck, but very rarely, maybe she hadn't looked for it, she didn't know it, and she was worried about being deceived.

"That ......" the young woman covered her throat with her hand, hiding the appearance of her saliva, "how to calculate the service fee?" ”

"Oh, that's right." Tang Shuxing smiled, knowing that the other party was hooked, "Our service fee is calculated according to the number of times or days, not according to their old-fashioned hours and hours, our purpose is that the customer is the goddess, and we are the sacrifices to the goddess!" ”

Ji Kefeng trembled, goosebumps popped up, and he wondered where did this kid learn this? Did you really be a duck?

"Huh?" The young woman was stunned.

Tang Shuxing hurriedly said: "Now is the preferential period, it is 3,000 per time, and the door-to-door service will be charged an additional 300, and the remote area here must be charged an additional 500 ......."

"Huh?" The young woman obviously felt that the price was too high.

Ji Kefeng hurriedly bumped Tang Shuxing's heel in the back, signaling him to hurry up and discount, otherwise this matter would be in vain.

"What are you anxious about?" Tang Shuxing turned around and looked at Ji Kefeng deliberately annoyed, "I know you liked Sister Shang at first sight." ”

Fuck you! Ji Kefeng lowered his head embarrassedly, scolding in his heart, but it was this embarrassment that made the heart in the young woman's chest beat faster.

Tang Shuxing said unhurriedly: "But because we are new, the price is not expensive, five hundred for one person, eight hundred for two people, and then give some round-trip taxi money, we have a taxi invoice when we come, and we can pay according to the ticket." ”

"Oh......" The young woman finally smiled, but still did not let go, but looked outside and asked, "Then how did you get in?" ”

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