Zero-05 mentally retarded understand greed and weak IQ

Finally got the prime minister to say, and all of them went to the Imperial Palace in central Tokyo to meet Emperor Komoto -- I don't know Shirokuro.

No matter how advanced the modernization is, but the palace still maintains the ancient style and living habits, due to the requirement of blood superiority, the royal family can only marry the nobles, so the problem comes out, because there are often young nobles who can't stand the boring royal life and choose to leave, the choice of royal marriage is getting smaller and smaller, and slowly the cousin takes the cousin, the cousin marries the cousin, and then the uncle takes the niece, and the second aunt and the cousin love to die and live.

So the gorgeously dressed emperor sitting in the court looked normal, but his IQ was completely substandard, except for laughing, he would only hold a stick and shout "kill, kill, kill", this is still the best of the three princes, and the other two can't take care of themselves and the other has been severe polio since he was a child.

"All the trees are here to meet the emperor." The whole thing is kowtowed.

"Hehe, it's fun. Knock one more. The Emperor smiled and clapped his hands.

"Yes, meet the Emperor." The whole thing is a tree, and another one is knocked.

"Haha, keep knocking, knocking again...... Ten thousand. "Typical childlike logic.

"Don't play with His Majesty the Emperor, I have good news to tell you." The whole tree also knows that it can't hear the mentally retarded.

"Baga, bastard, kill!" The Emperor pursed his lips and pointed at the whole tree and scolded.

"Okay, okay, Baga, Baga, Your Majesty the Emperor, in two years you will be able to live in the palace of the (Chinese) country, are you happy?"

"(China)? China is a very good person. It's a big villain, haha. The emperor said suddenly.

The whole face changed drastically, and he shouted, "Who told you that? ”

I don't understand, Shirokuro was scared by the whole tree. Crying with a sad face, he said: "Woo, why are you talking to me so loudly, I am the emperor, I am the emperor, the whole country will listen to me, I will kill your head, kill your head, kill your head!" ”

I don't understand that Shirokuro keeps making slashing movements with his palms. The frowns of the whole tree are about to shift left and right.

"Someone." The whole thing was broken, and he snorted. Immediately two samurai men came up.

"Who has the emperor been with lately?"

"Oh, Your Excellency, Your Majesty the Emperor has been making great progress in his studies recently. This is all thanks to the newly hired teachers. ”

"New teacher? Who found it and what is the name? ”

"The teacher was invited by the uncle of His Majesty the Emperor, and his name was Akiyu Kawasaki, and it is said that he is a very learned scholar."

"Akiyo from Sichuan? Call him to me. ”

"Yes."

During the period when the whole body was looking for news, Emperor Samoto on the side kept muttering "The big villain, the big villain......

A short time later, a vigorous old man in his fifties walked in. After coming in, he didn't give half a straight eye to the whole pan, and knelt directly on the ground to kowtow to the emperor.

"Teacher, hurry up." When the emperor saw the teacher, he couldn't suppress the joy in his heart and helped Akiyo Kawaki up, and then pointed to the whole tree and complained, "Teacher, this person is a big villain, worse than himself, I am the emperor, he dares to talk to me loudly, you ask someone to arrest him, I will cut off his head!" ”

Only then did Akiyo look sideways at the whole tree, and the two of them were a pair. One is upright, the other is fierce, the other is clear and the other is filthy, forming a stark contrast.

"You're the new teacher of His Majesty the Emperor?"

"You're a general?"

"That's right. How did you teach the emperor and why did he speak outrageously? Isn't it that you bewitched His Majesty the Emperor. ”

"Your Excellency, General. I'm just a teacher, and I only tell stories to the emperor, and those who listen to them make their own judgments. ”

"Fart, the emperor himself knows something, you must have taught it!"

Akira Kawaki shook his head and lazily talked to the mad dog, turned his head to the emperor and said, "Your Majesty the Emperor, do you remember the story I gave you about the general and the dog?" ”

"Remember, the mad dog bit the victorious general, and the general was about to die of rabies, but before the general died, he left a last word not to let the dog be executed."

"The Emperor is extremely clever, and he is right. So what can you learn from this story? ”

"Hmm...... Mad dogs are badass and generals are good guys. "The Emperor's Road.

"What else?" Akiyo Sichuan asked.

"Stay away from mad dogs and cherish life." The Emperor laughed.

"Well, are you still angry that you are all a general?" Akiyu Kawaki said with a smile.

"Oh, I see, he's a mad dog, I'm a general, I don't care about mad dogs, I'm going to play......" The emperor made a grimace at the whole body and ran away.

The whole face changed greatly, and he said angrily: "What are you talking about! ”

The emperor ran away from the smoke, and kept shouting: "Mad dog bites, run~"

Akiyu Kawaki also smiled and walked out, but was stopped by the roar of the whole tree.

The whole body said coldly: "What is the purpose of you coming to be a teacher for His Majesty the Emperor." ”

"As an educator, I just want His Majesty the Emperor to be reasonable."

"Is that what you're teaching? Slandering the generals of the empire and slandering their homeland? ”

"Didn't you notice just now? The truth was realized by His Majesty the Emperor himself, and I just told the truth of the matter. ”

The whole body was forced to Akiyu Kawaki and said, "What is the truth?" You tell me now what is true in your eyes? ”

Akiyoshi Chuan was not afraid at all and said: "Your Excellency, if you really think about the capital, for the soldiers and the people of the country, please give up the idea of aggression, no invader has been able to have a good end since ancient times, isn't the lesson of the last war enough?" Do we have to ruin the life we have just stabilized, and send all the young people we have cultivated with great difficulty to death? What's more, the soldiers who died in the war of aggression are not honorable, and you will be left with a stench for thousands of years. ”

"Yaga!" The whole body knocked Akira to the ground with a punch, kicked Akiyu Kawa a few times and said: "It's because of people like you that people will lose their fighting spirit and be content with the status quo, and our samurai spirit will be worn out by you, and you people should die!" And I will definitely expand the territory of our empire, and even if I die for it, I will be enshrined in the center of the shrine as the most famous general in history! ”

"Those who are enshrined there are war criminals, enemies of the people of the world, if you are obsessed, the final result will be ruined, and it is very likely that our country will be ruined, and then you will be the sinners of our race."

"I'll kill you!" He stepped over the throne of the Emperor and pulled out an Emperor's sword from the knife stand behind him, and put the blade on Akiyu Kawakashi's neck, his eyes like a jackal that had pounced on an antelope.

"The facts are right in front of you, even His Majesty the Emperor can tell right from wrong, why can't you figure it out, sad, sad."

There was no last trace of hesitation, "Go to hell and spread your thoughts, I will prove that our empire is invincible!" Then he cut off Akiyo Kawasaki's head with a knife.

"Ahh With a miserable scream, the emperor, who happened to come back, saw that his favorite teacher was killed by all the trees, and was stunned by the gushing blood and rolling heads, and then fainted directly. (To be continued......)