Today is May 28, 2015.

As for why I remember this time so clearly, it is because Mr. Zhang has a special cold, I said before that he has not caught a cold for a few years, and he has a physique that has been lying on the cold for a few years (this is an exaggerated rhetorical technique, taught by a physical education teacher), and when he is sick, he is like a child, not only does he have to stay at home, but he also kneels and begs me to ask for leave to take care of him at home.

For the sake of his thick skin, I have to listen to him.

What's more, seeing that he is going to lie at home alive, I really don't feel at ease when I go to work.

After eating at noon and taking medicine, he was still a copy of the uncle who was about to die Can you not watch TV and accompany me for a while, I was really impatient with him, so I had to take a notebook and sit down next to him to surf the Internet.

According to the time I went online, I should find a TV to watch Shenma, who knows a brain pump, I directly opened the female man who was hiding from the fish (well, my 10,000-year-old friend, living in Shenzhen, the kind that is more brain pumping, often complaining to each other, the combat effectiveness of the two people is not up or down), that's what, this love is entangled.

I'm actually not in a hurry to go up to see the update.,I want to go up and see if those readers will say that Chen Sansan is hypocritical, let's kill or something like that.,Who knows that one click opens.,Two chapters have been updated.,Then I'm sure I'll read it first and then look at other people's complaints.,Who knows looking at it.,I think the man in front of me used to be like this!

A brain twitch, I pushed him, pointed to the screen and said to him: "Zhang Minglang, your uncle, you used to treat me like this before!" You're human! ”

Originally, Mr. Zhang was squinting his eyes and in a half-asleep state, but when I pushed him, he opened his eyes and looked at me suspiciously.

I told him honestly that he was scolded as a dog in the grinding iron recently.

He is usually very busy, almost not much Internet, naturally I don't know what grinding iron is, I told him the original, a few months ago I brain-pumped one day to write a story about me and him to my friend, he listened to it and suddenly curious, so he desperately wanted to see it.

I was so entangled by him that I used his QQ to register an account for him, and I also gave him money professionally.

After tinkering, he sat back and took it and looked at it, and he had to look at it at a glance and ignore me.

When it was almost half past two, he suddenly handed it to me, and suddenly said very seriously: "Give me your friend's QQ, I want to add her." ”

I was shocked!

I thought that Zhang always saw the messages below that scolded him as a dog, and wanted to ask the guy who jumped into the sea to cut each other!

And after estimating the combat effectiveness of both sides, I still deeply feel that the combat effectiveness of the guy who jumped into the sea is definitely great! Maybe if I'm not careful, Mr. Zhang will be killed, and I will have to stay alive and widowed!

This is absolutely impossible.

So I hurriedly used the skill of the liar essence duang and said: "Jump into the sea and go to the sea, her QQ has been recovered." ”

Who knows, Zhang Minglang turned over hotly and stuck to me and said, "Wife, you give me her QQ, I think your friend didn't write it right!" I'll tell her about it. ”

I'm inexplicable.,The guy who jumped into the sea writes really average.,But at least there are many chapters after I read it and I feel like I've written what I'm going to say! Why did she write it wrong!

Giving him a blank look, I asked him, "Then tell me, what's wrong?" ”

Zhang Minglang snorted, his nasal voice was very heavy when he caught a cold, and he had to talk nonsense: "You open the chapters where your friend wrote Let's roll the sheets." ”

I was so puzzled that I did as he was told.

As soon as he opened it, he pointed to it and said, "That friend of yours has been in love!" I've been written as a pervert throughout. Look at chapter 117, you touch your conscience and say Ah Chen Sansan, when did I become so rude! You don't know how much I care about you! In the next chapter, there are still a bunch of people scolding me! You don't stand up to help me clarify, ah, what! Women are terrible. ”

He complained about this chapter, and after pulling several more chapters, another god commented and said: "To sum up, what your friend wrote is not right, you are very good-looking, she still wants to say that you are cold, I am very gentle, and I have to write that I am rough." The most unbearable thing is that the bed scene is also too simple to write, it must be that you didn't say it was good, you should write a process for her yourself, and let her copy it. ”

I'm speechless, speechless!

Zhang Minglang, your uncle!

Can I tell the details of the rolling bed to jump into the sea!

No matter how good the relationship with her is, the concubine can't open her mouth!

Your uncle also asked me to write a process for her! You might as well destroy me!

I complained to death in my heart, and the expression on my face was also very embarrassing, and I finally said, "You talk a lot of nonsense, go to sleep." ”

However, Zhang Minglang smiled a little ill-intentioned and said: "But ah, your friend has an advantage, that is, throughout the article, I have worked hard to show that I am a strong man, even if I have a cold or something, I can roll out of bed..."

Before he could finish his sentence, my clothes were pulled off.

The next thing is not suitable for children, 10,000 words are omitted here!

After it was finished, Mr. Zhang successfully got the QQ of jumping into the sea, and when he added it, someone came to say: "It's well written." ”

it!

This man is too hypocritical, he just complained about others, and now he is pretending to praise others.

Ahh

Everyone, here, this story is really the end of the whole play, thank you, scattering flowers.