Chapter 326: A Mature Pigeon
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"Why are you talking about me??" Zhang Xiaohua'er's little face was flushed red, and she said shyly.
"Puff......" Gu Yunfeng couldn't help but snort and laughed.
"Hahahaha......" Bian Lanlan smiled so much that she didn't have an image at all, leaning forward and back, and the huge and full chest trembled with laughter, forming huge waves.
"Nie Canglong, you shameless stinky rascal...... Yuan Siyu gritted his silver teeth in shame.
"My master is joking, don't take Sister Yuan seriously......" Wang Xueying was a little scared, the whole outside world, and the relationship between herself and the master was the closest, if Sister Yuan was angry and didn't dare to find her master to take revenge, then she had to be angry with herself? ?
"Comrade Wang Xueying, you say, am I not gentle at all??" Yuan Siyu's big eyes narrowed, looking at Wang Xueying, with a wicked smile on her face.
"No, Sister Yuan is very gentle......" Wang Xueying's heart jumped and hurriedly said.
"Then how do I compare myself to your wife?? Who is more gentle, after all? Yuan Siyu asked.
"This, of course, my wife is gentle, my wife is the most gentle woman on Shijie......" gave Wang Xueying a hundred guts, and didn't dare to speak ill of her own wife.
"Xue Ying, why are you talking nonsense with your eyes open?? Can you get the word "gentleness" and "gentleness" together? ? Yuan Siyu rolled his eyes and said.
"My master's gentleness, as long as my master sees it, it's good. You don't see it, it doesn't seem necessary, right?? Wang Xueying spoke quite energetically.
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted coldly, and a fierce light appeared in his eyes, to be honest. Just let Nie Canglong put it together, she really had plans to settle the account on Wang Xueying, and the master and apprentice should pay it back, this is a matter of course.
Let Yuan Siyu stare at it like this, the hairs on Wang Xueying's body stood up, and she was about to think about how to escape, when the door in the inner room opened, and Qin Xiaojun walked out with Shi Shiran. Picked a thumbs up at her: "That's good, it's very good for your master's face......"
"That's it, I'm Master's apprentice......" Wang Xueying immediately became energetic, and her master came. So what's there to be afraid of??
"Qin Xiaojun, do you know how annoying you are??" Yuan Siyu bared his teeth.
"I'm a very annoying person, but it's a little bit better than those who say bad things about people behind their backs......" Qin Xiaojun pursed his lips and said.
"Who's talking bad about people behind their backs?? How can there be such a bad person in this world?? Yuan Siyu's little mouth pouted like Qin Xiaojun. Said proudly: "None of these people present here seem to be going to speak ill of people behind their backs, so Ms. Qin Xiaojun." You're going to be at the bottom......"
"I don't even bother to take care of you......" Qin Xiaojun rolled his eyes and walked out of the car.
The convoy is still on the move. But the car was very stable, and Qin Xiaojun got out of the carriage. Stand on the wheels and look ahead.
"I said, why are you standing here?? Be careful ...... fall" Bian Lanlan pushed the girl and pushed the girl to the middle.
Generally speaking, those who drive the car are sitting on the wheel, because sitting here, you can see the road in front of you when you catch the car, but generally few people will stand here, because it is not very safe here, if in the process of traveling, the wheel suddenly rolls into a stone, let the car bump, you can shake people down.
"You can't fall, how can I fall??" The girl was not happy and had to stand on the wheel.
Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes: "Are you the same as me?" I'm a master, even if I fall, I can't fall, if you fall, I'll fall to death...... "The four-wheeled cart is very high, if Qin Xiaojun suddenly falls from the car, even if he can't break it, he will have to fall into disgrace."
"I'm going to stand here......" Qin Xiaojun lost his temper, this car is so stable, how could it be possible to fall down? ? If you stand in the middle of the car, you can't see anything but the buttocks of the cows.
"Nie Canglong, your daughter-in-law is going to commit suicide...... Bian Lanlan shouted into the carriage.
"Xiaojun, let's go to the carriage, it's windy here, and it will make the skin rough......" Nie Canglong's figure suddenly appeared, gently grabbed the girl's waist from behind, and dragged her into the carriage.
"I don't, if you let go of me, I'm going to see the scenery outside......" The girl pouted and struggled in the man's arms, "I have to send Bian Daniu well, she is not like Sister Bai, she has a daughter who can worship you as a teacher......"
As soon as the girl's words came out, Bian Lanlan, as well as Yuan Siyu and Gu Yunfeng in the carriage, their faces turned red, although they knew that their careful thinking could not hide from the shrewd Qin Xiaojun, but they didn't expect that people would say it directly, which made them quite embarrassed.
Yuan Siyu wanted to accept Xiaoya as a teacher, why did he want to? ? is to let the little girl tie up Sister Bai and let Sister Bai follow them, although later under Sister Bai's interference, the little girl worshipped Nie Canglong as a teacher, but this is basically the same as her original purpose, plus Gu Yunfeng later fanned the yin wind and lit the ghost fire, isn't it, Sister Bai really let her daughter be tied up, and obediently followed everyone on the road.
Although I know that these careful thoughts can't hide from Qin Xiaojun, there is no evidence, right? ? Who knows, Qin Xiaojun directly used another way to find out.
"This ......" Nie Canglong was also sweating profusely.
"Bian Daniuniu has no daughters, no sons, not even nephews, after we send her home, I'm afraid it will be a long time before I can meet Zaijian, you just let me see, recognize their door, and when you pass by in the future, you can still go to their house to drink saliva...... Qin Xiaojun said.
"......" Nie Canglong was speechless.
"Don't worry, when you pass by our house in the future, I will definitely give you a bowl of boiled water to moisten your dry throat......" Bian Lanlan looked in a pair of big eyes. But there was a mist of water.
"You're stingy enough......" Yuan Siyu got out of the carriage and stood on the wheel of the car and looked into the distance, "I will also go to your house to drink water when the time comes......"
"What water to drink?? There is a ...... for washing feet," Bian Lanlan rolled her eyes and said angrily.
"Hmph......" Yuan Siyu snorted. The little face was pulled down, and a cloud of anger burned in his chest, first Nie Canglong, and then Bian Lanlan, who rushed to find a good relationship with others, but it was humiliating again and again, which was really unbearable.
"That's what you're wrong, kidding is kidding. How can you give people to drink footwater? Even if it's rice water, it's fine......" Nie Canglong righteously accused Bian Lanlan sternly.
"Rice water has to be used to flush the toilet, how can I give her a drink......" Bian Lanlan glanced at the man and said.
"You two, you don't have a good thing......" Yuan Siyu clenched a pair of small fists. Angry.
"Okay, okay, don't drink rice water, just drink foot washing water, I know you have a heavy taste, and the taste of foot washing water is stronger." It's just right for you......" Nie Canglong said.
"Nie Canglong......" Yuan Siyu squeezed out three words from between her teeth, but her big eyes were already full of mist, she was really wronged to death, and she didn't know what was wrong. These few villains are always squeezing themselves.
"Look at you, you made Sister Yuan cry......" Qin Xiaojun saw Yuan Siyu's aggrieved appearance. But he couldn't bear it, and he couldn't help complaining about Nie Canglong.
"You deserve it......" Bian Lanlan cried when she saw Yuan Siyu. I can't help but have a clear idea.
To tell the truth, in Zhang Pimple Village, the harm caused by Yuan Siyu to Bian Lanlan made Bian Lanlan feel a pimple in her heart all the time, and now that she is crying, her heart is a little more relaxed.
"Why are you so unsympathetic??" Qin Xiaojun glanced at Bian Lanlan and said angrily.
"There are some people who don't deserve sympathy, they have bad hearts, their methods are despicable, and they ......can't be described as insidious and vicious," Bian Lanlan said.
"I know I hate it, okay??" Yuan Siyu wiped away his tears, jumped into his No. 1 car, opened the door and got in, and then slammed the door shut.
"You two, aren't you too much of a bully?? Looking at the tacit understanding between the two of you, I thought you were two people......" Qin Xiaojun glared at Nie Canglong and Bian Lanlan with some dissatisfaction, and said.
"You just treat us as two people, and he said that I have a big ass......" Bian Lanlan pursed her lips proudly and said.
"I said Ms. Bian Lanlan, can you stop being such a nymphomaniac??" Nie Canglong's face turned blue, "A woman should be reserved, do you understand how to be reserved?" ”
"Understand, reserved......" Bian Lanlan hooked her hands together, put them in front of her abdomen, stared at her, and smiled at the corners of her mouth, if she wears a flight attendant uniform, she will be a veritable flight attendant.
"......" Nie Canglong couldn't help but be dumbfounded, his face was blue and white for a while, and he didn't know what to say.
"Puff...... Qin Xiaojun couldn't hold back, he laughed out loud, and then couldn't stop daxiao.
"It's boring, why aren't you jealous?? I tease your husband like this, no matter how much you believe him, you should be jealous......" Bian Lanlan let go of her hand in frustration, pouted, and looked at Qin Xiaojun and said.
"What's so jealous about this?? If you like it, I'll give it to you......" Qin Xiaojun said, turning his hand and patting the man's face.
"Hey, I'm your toy?? Let you give it as a gift. Nie Canglong rolled his eyes and slapped the girl's buttocks.
"Oh, you hate ......" the girl twisted her body, her little hand reached behind her, and twisted fiercely around the man's waist, "People are making her happy, I heard my dad tell a story, there used to be a pigeon seller, after selling the pigeon that he had raised for many years, as long as the buyer went home and let go of the pigeon, the pigeon will automatically return to the previous owner's house, you won't be stupider than the pigeon, right??" ”
"You and I are your mature pet??" Nie Canglong's face darkened, "Are you a fraud?" If you dare to give me away, I won't come back......"
"I knew you had a crush on Lan Lan...... girl's little face pulled down, "I tried it like this, and sure enough, I tried it......"
"You ......" Nie Canglong's face turned blue, and the girl was Zhu Bajie's apprentice. This is really a perfect learning.
"Haha......" Bian Lanlan was happy, and stepped forward to hug one of Nie Canglong's arms, "Qin Xiaoniuniu, you said it." If a man takes a fancy to his sisters, you quit, you can go now, walk slowly and don't send it......"
"I'll go, I'll leave now, I'll make room for you......" Qin Xiaojun looked at Bian Lanlan, pouted, and struggled in the man's arms.
"Go and ......," Nie Canglong shook his arm. shook Bian Lanlan away, and then hugged Qin Xiaojun horizontally, "There is a saying that is too right, don't fight for three days." Go to the room and uncover the tiles, this woman just can't get used to it, some people, it's time to train and train......" said and got into the carriage again.
"Hehe......" waited until Nie Canglong carried Qin Xiaojun into the inner room. Gu Yunfeng covered his mouth and laughed.
"What are you laughing at?? What's so funny?? Bian Lanlan let Nie Canglong shake away, feeling a little unhappy in her heart, and when she heard Gu Yunfeng's laughter, she couldn't help but glance at her. Said angrily.
"Giggles, laugh at the ridiculous people in the world......" saw Bian Lanlan's unhappy look. Gu Yunfeng was even happier.
"Some people obviously like a certain man, but they don't even dare to hug him. And a smile......" Bian Lanlan squinted at Gu Yunfeng with disdain, and then made a nymphomaniac appearance, "To be honest, Canglong's biceps are so well developed, I can feel an explosive liliang hidden inside......"
"Poof......" Gu Yunfeng covered his mouth and laughed, but in his heart, there was really a sour feeling, as if his beloved rag doll was dirty.
"Stop ......" Just when Bian Lanlan was about to increase her efforts to anger Gu Yunfeng, a loud shout suddenly came from the front, and the entire convoy immediately stopped.
"Master, what's the matter??" Zhao Chuanxi jumped down from the dining car and ran quickly to the front.
"If there is an inspection ahead, negotiate with them...... "Yun Zhongzi Daoist said.
Bian Lanlan jumped out of the car, stood on the side of the road, and looked ahead, only to see that on the road ahead, four or five PLA soldiers in camouflage uniforms stood in the middle of the road, blocking the road, and behind several PLA soldiers, there were several men in police uniforms, holding batons, standing lazily.
"Comrade, there is a girl in our team who is from Handan, we are sending her home, and we need to go to the city, please get out of the way and let us go ......over," Zhao Chuanxi walked up to a few soldiers and said.
"Comrade, there are too many monsters in your team, and some of them are dangerous carnivorous creatures......" A soldier with the rank of captain stared at the tiger in the team, "not to mention now, even in the past, you can't enter the city......"
"It's all our domesticated haode, and we promise that they won't bite, so let us go," Zhao said......
"We don't go into the city, our home is on the outskirts of the city, my name is Bian Lanlan, and Bian Jiandong is my brother......" Bian Lanlan walked up from behind and said.
As soon as they heard that Bian Lanlan was Bian Jiandong's sister, several soldiers and the policemen behind them all looked at Bian Lanlan curiously.
"You are Bian Jiandong's sister??" The captain looked Bian Lanlan up and down and asked.
"Of course......" Bian Lanlan nodded.
"Can you guarantee that these monsters won't hurt people??" The captain seemed to believe Bian Lanlan's identity, and looked at Zhao Chuanxi again.
"Of course, we can guarantee that we are civilized people, reasonable, if we are unreasonable and break through, you can't stop it...... Zhao Chuanxi said.
"Well......" The captain looked at a group of big animals, as well as six big cars, and couldn't help nodding, such a large team, so many of them, really can't stop it, can't help but turn his head to look at the policemen behind, and his heart is a little dissatisfied, these policemen are too optimistic, in the face of such a large team, there are so many monsters, they have never been nervous, and their soldiers have long tensed the muscles of their bodies, ready to deal with possible bloody battles at any time.
"Then thank you, we will definitely not enter the city, and even if we do, we will never bring livestock in......" Zhao Chuanxi said with a smile.
"Let ...... go" Captain waved his hand, and several fighters got out of the way.
"Alas......" A few soldiers got out of the way, but the policemen didn't dare to do it, and one of the policemen with the rank of police inspector stepped forward, "Will you let you go after checking??" Who knows what they do?? What if it's a wanted criminal? Then the people of the entire Handan City must not suffer?? One by one, they were wearing strange clothes, and I looked very suspicious, so I took off my clothes, took out my ID card, and checked ......"
Seeing this policeman's businesslike appearance, Zhao Chuanxi couldn't help laughing, didn't pay attention to him at all, but waved his hand and said, "Uncle Zhang, it's ...... set off."
"Okay...... Zhang Wenge's vision is also high, so he won't care about these policemen, he flicked his whip and set off again in the car.
"Alas, stop, stop, stop......" The police inspector couldn't help but be unhappy when he saw that his words didn't matter, and as soon as he moved, he blocked in front of the car and tried to stop the convoy.
Zhang Wenge didn't care who was in front of him, he ignored him at all, but the police inspector thought that Zhang Wenge didn't dare to stop, and he didn't think about dodging at all, so this time it was a tragedy, the old scalper's majestic body directly hit the police inspector's body, and the police inspector hit his butt and sat on the ground, the violent impact made his chest stuffy, and his hands and feet were weak, fortunately, the speed of the old scalper was not fast, and a young policeman next to him was quick and pulled him aside in time. He was not trampled to death by the big hooves of the old scalper.
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