Chapter 30: Fawning
Only a few people will believe sweet words, but most people like to listen to them.
Ye Xue should also belong to one of these people, right? That's what I hope for anyway.
What happened last night made me feel a little guilty in my heart, which directly caused me to lose sleep all night. After a brief freshening up in the morning, I felt pity for the haggard face in the mirror. I forced myself to fight myself, I must not let Ye Xue see what I am now, otherwise I will be considered a coward trapped by love. And I'm going to keep my business open, so I can't let the guests see my listlessness. In this way, like a sick seedling, how can I help other people's puppies and kittens to see a doctor. What's more, I have to apologize to Ye Xue for what happened last night, it's not terrible for a man to do something wrong, as long as he has the courage to admit his mistakes, he is a good comrade. And...... But what did I do wrong? Am I at fault?
I was busy in the kitchen alone for a long time, and I made a lot of things that Ye Xue likes to eat. Fried dough sticks, poached eggs, preserved eggs and lean porridge, in short, I had to prepare a decent breakfast for her. Some people say that if you want to capture a woman's heart, you must first grab her stomach, I know that Ye Xue is a foodie and never "tightens her clothes" in order to maintain her figure. But her figure is still great, where it should be convex and where it should be concave...... Damn, how did I get there again!
After hard work to prepare a love breakfast, I hurried to the bathroom to have a look, the girl loves cleanliness, and personal toiletries are never willing to be shared with others. One time I accidentally used the wrong towel for her, and she used the towel to wash her face. I'll have to double-check if the sink is clean, if there's any dust on the mirror, if my towel is separate from hers, and it's best to be spotless. I also had to squeeze her toothpaste and put it there, and although I wiped it shiny, I still had to put a white tissue on it before I could put the toothbrush on it, otherwise she would probably have taken a microscope to examine it. When everything was ready, I climbed up to the second floor to get her out of bed.
Standing in front of the door on the second floor for a long time, every time I raised my hand to knock on the door, I stopped in mid-air and didn't dare to fall every time. Should it be knocked or not? Oops this ...... It's a bit of a dilemma! Wouldn't it be a bit abrupt for me to knock on a girl's door like this, and would it make people think that I was deliberately slapping her? This...... How could this be? Grandma's this was originally my home, she now lives in my house, sleeps in my bed, I took her in, I am the master here! I...... What am I embarrassed about! But what if she ignores me, what if she doesn't open the door for me? I can't be cheeky enough to break into the door, in that case she will probably call the police and sue me for illegal trespassing, and the police uncle will take me back for questioning, and I wonder who will feed her when the time comes, and she will starve to death without me! Yes, so that she wouldn't starve to death, I decided that it would be better not to knock on the door. However, if I didn't wake her up, would it be seen as a sign of withdrawal and a small belly? It's really insincere to get a table of delicious food and not ask the girls to get up and enjoy it! Oh my God, what the hell am I afraid of! I stomped my foot hard and punched the wall, it hurt!
Just then, an angelic light stabbed in, and the door creaked open.
"What are you doing sneaking around at the door of my room!" Ye Xue walked out sleepily, and the whole person looked a little bewitching and lazy. The ancients said that women are the most beautiful in two situations: one is when they have just come out of the bath, like a hibiscus out of the water, with fragrant dew. Yang Guifei, who came out of Huaqing Pond, smiled and confused the king. The second is the beauty of lazy sleep, with misty starry eyes, relaxation and tension, and the best colors in the world.
Ye Xue should belong to this second type!
"Oops...... You've woken up, that ...... That I ...... Oh yes, hurry up and freshen up, I've got breakfast ready and it's all your favorite food, and I've squeezed the toothpaste, do you want me to put some bath water for you again, and you can eat after you take a bath! I was flattering, nodding my head, am I really flattering her? No, I'm slapping her!
"Humph! I'm nervous early in the morning, shouldn't you do this for me? Don't you feel that you are very wronged, and you want me to thank you, right? Ye Xuejiao snorted and glanced at me angrily. Oops, it looks like she's still angry, she must still hate me!
"No, no, it's not! It is my honour and honour to serve Your Majesty, Your Majesty, and as your loyal knight, I will defend your authority and position to the death. Wow, good...... It's so big and beautiful......" I looked at it coldly, and it turned out that Ye Xue was wearing a loose nightgown. The white and slender calves are exposed, and the barefoot is wearing a pair of pink and white cotton slippers, which makes the two little feet both beautiful and cute. What's even more eye-catching is the scene on her crisp chest, the two buttons may not be buttoned properly, so an intoxicating spring light can't be closed. The two snow milks trembled mischievously with their breathing, and squeezed out a deep "trench" between their arms. Oh my God, that ...... That's the Great Rift Valley! My eyes straightened, and my saliva flowed down unconsciously, and I ...... How could I be so dirty! I...... I should have pounced on it and taken a bite!
"You...... Stinky rascals! Look at what to see, and then look at the blind eyes! Ye Xue suddenly stretched out two fingers and attacked my eyes, fortunately, I didn't dodge quickly in the face of danger, otherwise I might have to set up a street stall to tell fortunes in my next life. Just when I was smug and sighed that there would be a blessing if I didn't die, the door closed again. As the so-called harvest of mulberry elm, it will inevitably be lost. If Seon wants to be blessed, he must first gain and lose the horse. My head didn't dodge now, and I was hit hard by the hard door panel, it really hurt!
"Leaf ...... Miss Ye, you're done! Hurry up and have breakfast, it's hot! I quickly pulled the chair back so that Ye Xue could sit on it, and then picked up the napkin in front of me and carefully tied it around her neck for her. Damn, I've eaten for more than 20 years and haven't used a napkin.
"Why do you call me that, it feels so harsh!" Ye Xue naturally enjoyed my service to her very comfortably, picked up a fritter and bit it in her mouth. I thought she would be considerate of my hard work this morning, give me a sweet kiss and say thank you, and then pick up a poached egg and feed it to my mouth. But it turned out that I was wishful thinking again, not only did I not get any gratitude from her in words and actions, but she didn't even bother to give me a roll of eyes.
"Oh, that leaf...... Ms. Ye, today's breakfast is still to your taste, right? "Yes, you really can't call her that, because the word "Miss" seems to be a bit ambiguous in the past two years.
"How did you squeeze the toothpaste, why didn't it squeeze into a straight line! Don't you know that I only like mint flavored toothpaste? Fooling me with apple-flavored toothpaste, I'm a bully, isn't it? Also, the next time you squeeze the toothpaste, you must squeeze it from back to front in a regular manner, and you can't squeeze it intermittently, you have to squeeze it successfully, you know? "Oh my God, there is no such thing! Last time I squeezed the toothpaste from the back to the front, you said I was brainless and didn't know how to work, this time I learned a lesson, squeezed from the middle, and you said I ...... Grandma, why are you so hard to serve! When did Lao Tzu suffer such anger and tell you that Lao Tzu will not serve you anymore, and Lao Tzu will stop doing it!
"Oh, I see, I'll remember to change it next time! In the future, our toothpaste will be mint-flavored, don't worry, there will be no more apples! ”
"You idiot, haven't you heard such a proverb Aappleadaykeepthedocteraway, don't give me apples to eat, don't you want me to be healthy!" Ye Xue bit her chopsticks and looked at me with her small mouth high.
"I ...... I, alas! I'm sorry, I won't dare anymore, I was wrong, you can forgive me! "I'm almost on my knees in front of her right now. Woman, a man so strong can behave so fragile in front of you, even if you have a blood feud with him, you should forgive him! Besides, I didn't do anything wrong at all!
"Flutter!" The girl suddenly covered her mouth and laughed, and now I finally let go of a big stone in my heart. Oops, but TMD is tired of me, and I can finally see the moon when the clouds open! I have to celebrate, or I'll just wave her, I can't be too greedy!
"Oh my good leaf, you scared me to death, I thought you were really mad at me! Come on, hurry up! Hurry up and let me kiss one! As I spoke, I hugged her little waist from behind, and my mouth quickly rushed to her delicate little face.
"You...... What are you doing, get out of here! "I thought I was moving fast enough, but I didn't expect this girl to be quicker than me. Not only did it lightly avoid my stinky mouth, but it also smashed it on my lower abdomen. Although I didn't hit the nail on the head, it was still enough for me.
"Little leaf, you ...... Why are you so ruthless! For the sake of my hard work and hard work all morning, what's wrong with letting me kiss one for the sake of no merit and hard work? And don't you forgive me too, why are you still so angry with me! "I'm whining, I'm showing my displeasure!
"You come less! Tell you that if it weren't for how well you behaved in the morning, I would have shot you a dozen times for the crime you committed last night! What I have forgiven you, how can it be so easy! From today onwards, you must double your pampering and love me, otherwise I will hide so that you will never see me for the rest of your life! "Cut, scare me with this trick again! Just go, yes, I don't believe that I can't live without you.
"Ye Xue, you are too much, you are using my love for you to blackmail me, telling you that I will resist!" Look, look! What is a man and what is MAN? This is called a man, this is called REALMAN!
"Okay, you resist! I'm going to get out of here, and I swear I'll never see you again! Ye Xue stood up and wanted to leave, just kidding! You can go, it's better to ...... No, you won't really have to go!
"Don't, don't leaves! It's all my fault, it's all my fault! You see my stinky mouth is TMD's cheap, you can't leave me, I won't be able to live if you leave! I quickly hugged her and hugged her in my arms. Just kidding, how could I possibly let you go? Unless I'm a mix of idiots and fools!
"That'...... Then you won't make me angry in the future? ”
"No, don't mess with it! I don't dare to mess with the dinosaurs in Jurassic Park even if I mess with you! ”
"Nasty! That...... Do you still hurt me? ”
"It hurts, how can it not hurt! I will definitely love you as much as I love my beliefs and ideals, you know that the beliefs and ideals of men are equal to life! ”
"That's pretty much it! Also, from now on, you must not touch my body without my permission, and you must always keep a distance of three meters from me, understand? ”
"Yes, I know! I listen to you for everything! As I spoke, I kissed and sucked on her cheeks and earlobes, and hunted with both hands restlessly around her lower abdomen and breasts.
"That'...... Then you don't get out of the way! The girl beat me on the chest a few times in annoyance.
"Oh! Right...... I'm sorry! I'll get out! I quickly let go of her soft and warm delicate body, and reluctantly took a few steps back. Although I really enjoyed the feeling of holding her in my arms, men always have to deal with what they say.
"You...... Come here! I...... I want to ......" Ye Xue's face suddenly turned red, and she pouted at me timidly.
"No, no! Didn't you say that I should always keep a distance of three meters from you? I'm standing outside the cordon right now. "Hmph, I'm not that stupid! When a woman's attitude suddenly turns good for you, don't get excited, she will definitely not give you any good fruit to eat. You want to lie to me in the past to bully me, don't you? I won't fall into your trap!
"You...... Yu Xiaoxi, do you want to me off! If you say you won't make me angry in the future, how can you ...... I, I'm gone! The girl stomped her little feet, and her face turned red. I felt that the situation was not good, so I hurried to meet it.
Alas, die or die, I don't believe you're going to kill me! It hits me, it hurts in your heart!
Gee!
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