Chapter 189: Hard Stubble
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The soft body of the corn is almost in my arms, although I want to escape, but the space of the car is so large, where can I escape? Not to mention. Pinshu.com [ Super Lots of Good] I just want to escape, but my body ...... You know, next to me is corn known as the goddess of D City!
I swallowed a mouthful of saliva and turned my head out the window, trying to distract myself, but the excitement had already taken over the cerebral cortex, and Xiao Xiaoren still held his head high.
The pants I wore today were relatively loose, so as long as it was very conspicuous, I quickly arched my body to block the embarrassment, but I didn't expect that the corn was not used to my problems at all, and said: "Shi Xiaoren, why did you suddenly bow over?" Don't you see that you can't hold it? ”
I blushed and said, "Damn, can you figure out who you are?" You are a star, the goddess of D city, and you don't know what to pay attention to when you speak? ”
It was even worse before the Corn Religion. The aroma on her body was so sultry that I didn't even dare to breathe, for fear of doing something out of the ordinary, she said, "What is there to pay attention to?" One in the car is my best friend, and the other is you, who should I pay attention to? ”
I said threateningly: "You, aren't you afraid that I will go out to preach and ruin your image in the hearts of the people?" ”
"Do you think my image in the hearts of the people can be ruined by you with a sentence or two?" Corn is not afraid of reads;
"Su Daxing, many things have been chasing after the wind and shadows these days, right? Far from it. Let's just talk about Bi Fujian's incident two days ago, who is who, do you want to make it clear? You, you, stay away from me, or I'll ruin your image as a pure saint! ”
Corn suddenly said in a loud voice: "Who do you say is the leftover girl!?" "The pill is blood. ( $>>> cotton, flower 'sugar' small 'say')
As soon as I heard this, I knew that the corn had misunderstood, and explained, "It is the holy one, and it is not the leftover." Besides, even if what I say is leftover, are you really a leftover girl? You're only twenty-five, aren't you? Our Mr. Liu is twenty-five, so isn't she also a leftover girl? ”
"Shi Xiaoren! You! What's wrong with me at twenty-five!? Xin Xin is still twenty-four! Then if you don't marry her next year, she will be a leftover girl? Liu Yixue heard my ridicule and sneered at me.
"Uh... How do you know that we won't be getting married next year? I'll marry her next year and let her get out of the ranks of you and the leftover women of corn. "I am determined to say that Liu Yixue is a leftover girl.
"Okay, next year you two get married, I'll give you two a big red envelope!"
I said shamelessly: "Then I will thank you in advance, Mr. Liu, but Mr. Liu, you also have to plan early, the best age for women to have children is 23 to 30 years old, after this age, physical function declines." But it's not appropriate. ”
As a result, Liu Yixue finally won me once without me letting her: "The best childbearing age for women is 23 to 30 years old, while men are 30 to 35 years old, which means that when you are 30 to 35 years old, Xin Xin is already 32 to 37 years old, and she has already passed the best childbearing age, that is, no matter what, the two of you are together, there will always be one who does not meet the requirements of the best childbearing age." "After that. Liu Yixue's face was arrogant......
",,,,,," I was momentarily choked by what Liu Yixue said, didn't I dig a pit and jump by myself? What the fuck, Liu Yixue, you said that you don't fall in love or have children, why do you understand that there are only so many in this regard?
My embarrassment was ridiculed by the corn on the side, she laughed with two peach blossom eyes bent like a crescent moon, very beautiful, not to mention her pair of trembling jade rabbits, let me see that my heart is still a little hot, obviously close to a beautiful beauty, but I want to escape. ( Advertisement)
After a while, Corn stopped smiling, and she asked me, "Shi Xiaoren, are you really going to get married next year?" ”
I thought about it for a moment and said, "Uh,,. kidding, I don't have anything right now, even if my girlfriend doesn't want anything with me, but I can't marry her naked, right?" ”
"When two people are together, do you have to think about it so much?" Corn asked me.
I scratched my head and said, "I'm not a living person. In this era when virgins need to go to junior high school, the married Gao Yu Dynasty is not a cave house, but a house, the girl can fall in love with you in a room of two hundred and one nights, and at the same time, she also needs a house of 20,000 square meters to marry you, although my girlfriend doesn't care, but I don't think so as a man. ”
After hearing what I said, Corn paused for a moment, and then asked, "Then what do you think?" ”
I looked at Corn's expression, and I didn't tease me before, it seemed to be very serious, I wanted to hear what I thought, and it made me a little embarrassed, you know, I'm just a killer who graduated from high school and became a monk halfway, and this big star actually wants to know what I think about some things, and I'm really a little flattered.
I hesitated for a moment and then said: "I didn't think much about it, I just thought that I wanted to get married only if I met all her material needs, although she would tell me that she didn't need anything, and my girlfriend was very sensible and never deliberately pursued any brand or limited edition." ”
"Then, according to you, wouldn't it be easy for you to meet your girlfriend's material needs?"
I smiled and said, "Just because she's sensible doesn't mean she doesn't like it, is there a woman in the world who doesn't like diamonds?" The rich like it, the poor like it too, I don't want one day, when we go to the street, when we walk through a famous brand store, she meets her favorite product, but can only stop and watch, when I want to grit my teeth to buy her, she pulls me away and says she just looks, in fact, she doesn't like it. To put it bluntly, I don't want to see the girl I want to protect, a little disappointed. Even if it's a look. ”
Corn was completely stunned by what I said, and was silent for a long time, and Corn slowly spoke: "Listen to what you said, I found that your emotional insight is quite machismo, but machismo here is a compliment, no wonder your girlfriend likes you now penniless, it seems that it is not only because of this face." ”
"Although my girlfriend is beautiful, she is not the one who looks for a boyfriend." At the mention of Xin Xin, my face was full of pride.
"How pretty? Am I pretty? As she spoke, Corn approached me again, and her flawless melon seed face was about to touch me.
My heart beat faster, my face turned red, I didn't dare to look at her, and said, "Much prettier than you!" ”
I thought that corn should be difficult and retreated, but I didn't expect her to get closer to me, and asked, "Really?" ”
The ends of the corn's hair touched my face, and I itched so badly, really? Is Xin Xin really much prettier than corn? No, if you want me to say, although our Xin Xin is an ordinary girl, she has a beautiful face and doesn't know how many female stars who rely on plastic surgery and breast augmentation to get on the top in seconds, but this corn is also suffocating, so if I want to evaluate their appearance, I really can't tell the difference.
And the two of them are completely two styles, Xin Xin is the sister next door, and corn is the daughter of a rich family, each with its own beauty!
But the corn is forcing me so much now, I don't accept it, and say, "Really! My girlfriend is the prettiest! ”
As soon as Corn was about to take the next step, Liu Yixue's voice came: "Xiaomi, okay, don't tease him, don't you bother him?" I'm getting annoyed with him every day! ", you annoy Lao Tzu, don't you bother you when Lao Tzu?
Corn listened to Liu Yixue's words, pursed her lips and said, "Okay, don't make trouble, the hostess has spoken." ”
What hostess? The hostess of the car?
Then Liu Yixue sent the corn home, her family lives quite far away, living in a villa area by the sea, about 60,000 yuan per square meter, unless I return to my old business, otherwise, I will never have the opportunity to live here in my life......
Before getting out of the car, Corn asked me, "Classmate Villain, you don't have anything else to say to me?" ”
I quickly shook my head and said, "No." "Actually, my subtext is, crazy woman, you go quickly! How can a big star be as unreserved as you?
"Shi Xiaoren, I didn't expect my corn to really hit hard stubble!" After she finished speaking, she grabbed me by the neck, and swayed, this girl has a lot of strength, and dragged me in front of her.
I turned my face to the side in fright, are you going to kiss me?
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