213 A woman who will bring 300 million people to the funeral when she dies [two in one]

"Let's take a sip of water." Han Xu took a glass of warm boiled water and put it in front of Elena, looked at her blank face, her eyes were blank and sighed, and then reached out and touched her hair, "To be honest, although you pretend to have a little taste, it doesn't look like it at all." ”

"To be honest, I was really shocked when I saw your profile. Elena. Elvin. Sheermodo, with an IQ of 211, has 21 doctorates, more than 600 invention patents across more than 40 industries, hundreds of salaries and dozens of world-class laboratories all over Shijie, one of the eight heads of the French nuclear Shiyan, and ...... Forget it, your information alone is as thick as the Encyclopedia Britannica, and I'm afraid I'll have low self-esteem if I talk too much. In short, I don't think such a demon would be intimidated by such a trivial matter. ”

Hearing this, Elena's dead fish-like eyes suddenly became smart. Some people just change their expressions, but they feel like a different person. There is no doubt that Elena is such a person.

"First of all, I'm not scared, I'm in the midst of a personality change. Secondly, I need to state that I do not doubt the integrity of your information, but this matter is definitely something that is not documented in it. The information you read out earlier is 'me', and you can call me Sophie, the second person in control of this body, and the guy you saw earlier who seems to have an absolute imbecile IQ is my master. Sophie glanced at Han Xu with a smile, the vicissitudes of life really went straight to the bottom of his heart through Han Xu's eyes, and the stimulated Han Xu almost lost the power directly with a shudder.

Sophie smiled charmingly. It's hard to imagine that kind of smile actually appearing on this Lori, who looks like she is only fifteen or sixteen years old, "Well, you can actually think of this as a different kind of split personality, but it's just a body with two healthy souls." But don't worry, I'm living a different shijie with her, and I will only appear under certain circumstances, and it's the first time I've taken the initiative to appear like today, so handsome guy, I may have a crush on you. ”

Han Xu suddenly felt a chill. He suddenly felt that if he hadn't debunked this demon, maybe it would be a top idea. "Don't talk about you. I don't know you well. Or is it Ai ...... Your mastery! ”

"Elena...... Well, she lived for 400 years, but I still insist that she actually only made it through four Christmas...... Even a pig has lived for 400 years and has become a sperm, but she is still so stupid. Even after four centuries, she is still very simple. I only like to eat spinach and acting. Therefore, as long as there is a human science and technology civilization, there is her exclusive spinach planting greenhouse. And camouflage is what I invented to relieve her boredom. However, she acted quite deeply, and she fell in love with the role you saw before at a glance, so she acted for two hundred years. Now she has almost replaced her original personality. ”

"Also, don't worry about getting along, when I appeared, she was in an absolute coma, and when I disappear, her memory will return to the moment before I appeared, and when she wakes up, she will at most think that she had a dream." Sophie is like a woman who has turned on the switch of mind reading, as long as she looks at Han Xu's eyes, then what Han Xu is thinking at the moment will definitely not escape her speculation.

"I'm not a monster, it's just that my brain is a little too developed to the point where you can't imagine it. To be honest, I can't really say how developed it is, but let's give you an example. For example, the question of chicken or egg first, I can come up with 887 reasonable explanations in one second, such as the theory of cosmic energy imbalance and the assumption of the existence of cosmic strings and the search for solutions, etc., if you are interested, I can accompany you to talk about two or three hundred years of blood calendar, anyway, I'm bored......" (1 blood calendar = 1 year, blood calendar is equivalent to the life span of the blood family, and there is no difference from ordinary people's calendars)

“…… You're so generous, but I don't think so! "To be able to scare the dead out of the sweat, Sophie is definitely the first one.

"Well, you incomprehensible Chinese man. Don't you wonder if I'm so powerful, but Weishenme is still a sub-personality? It's actually quite simple! You get the same amount and you have to give the same or more. If a normal person had such a way of thinking and such vigorous brain movements, he would never have lived to be twenty years old. Even if it is a high-level existence with a blood clan in units of thousands of years, if it is running at such full strength, it will only be enough for me to consume a little more than a hundred years, and it will never exceed one hundred and twenty years. I'm still young, so I don't want to just enjoy a hundred years of time, so ah, I can only choose to sleep as a deputy personality, sleep or something...... Fortunately, the owner has a kind personality and does not block my perception. Of course, if she dares to do this, I have nearly a hundred ways to erase her consciousness in minutes and replace it. ”

Han Xu decided to give Sophie the title that Elena gave him before, this is the demon, the big demon! If Han Xu knew that there was such a terrifying boss-level character hidden under Elena's cute appearance and confused temperament, then even if Han Xu had the bloodline of King Kong and teasing each other, he would not accept this snake spirit!

"Alright, I've explained the general situation, now it's my turn to ask questions. I have only one question. I think Elena did a good job, if not perfectly, but she was the same, I don't think she showed any flaws, even the moment she was about to be strangled to death, her personality still stopped me from showing up. Even so, you still see through her state, you can say that it is the first in two hundred years. So, how do you do it? ”

“…… If you have a woman around you who can change her personality anytime and anywhere, and imitate it perfectly, then you will know that even if your brain can build an interstellar war, you still can't beat that woman compared to imitation. Han Xu said faintly, "There is a talent that is above the genius called talent, this person is an acting school, and thanks to her clothes, I have finally barely cultivated a pair of sharp eyes in the past few months." ”

"My cheap cousin." Sophie thought about it, but everyone but herself was absolutely unaware of it. So her chance was when Han Xu's voice just fell. gave an affirmative answer in a confident tone. "Thanks to this woman, Elena took the initiative to invite me to change her personality that day, but since you may be around to kill me at any time, I asked me to refuse."

"That's right, but there's no reward. If I had known you were so dangerous, let alone that day, I would have pinched you into meat sauce for the first time I saw you. Han Xu nodded unabashedly.

Sophie whistled at him fearlessly, and raised her eyebrows symbolically.

"Really, I don't dare to kill you? You're smart, but honestly, it's easy to kill you. "Han Xu's little temper really doesn't accept this.

"Feel free to do so! But I have to warn you. Now I have at least thirty pip capsules hidden in my body. As soon as my heart stops beating or my brain is dead or I lose my subjective consciousness, the electronic capsules will burst open. It contains a mixture of poisonous gases, which will initially spread mainly through the air, and then when it spreads to a certain extent, it will begin to turn into droplet infection and contact infection. This virus is unique. Even if someone starts researching it. I didn't have to figure out the structure for half a month. It took three months to figure out the antidote. This virus is not very lethal, if it is divided. After 200 million people die, the lethality of the virus should be weakened, and then 100 million will die in seven days, and it should disappear completely. It's okay, don't care about these details, it's not a big deal. ”

Han Xu: "......" Shijie has only a population of 6 billion, and you can kill one-twentieth of it with your mouth, if you die in Lao Maozi, Lao Maozi will be wiped out in two weeks, and the total population of their country is only 140 million! You're terrifying, aren't you? If this is not a big deal, then what is a big deal?

Avoiding her sharp and frightening eyes, Han Xu silently tore up the book of 100 murders, and bluntly diverted the topic, "That, there are two things I don't understand, you must answer." Let me start with the first one. ”

"It's true." Before Han Xu could speak, Elena nodded, and after waiting for Han Xu's cough from saliva to calm down, she said calmly, "It was an accident that you were caught, and it was an accident that you behaved so viciously and almost killed Elena and me." The first time there was a chance of two accidents in 24 hours was when Elena was six years old, when Elena's father celebrated her birthday, but he mischievously slapped the cake on Elena's face. Because her most precious daughter single-handedly killed all three of his favorite lovers, although it was me at that time, but who made us together, so Elena and her father asked her to settle accounts is actually not wronged. ”

“…… I think it would be a miracle if your father was still alive and not killed or killed by you. Han Xu was silent for a moment, then asked, "Second question." ”

"There are two reasons why I didn't sneak away, one is that the chance of Elena being able to run away is only 11.7086785%, and it has to be in the right place at the right time and everyone is on her side." Sophie didn't give Han Xu a chance to speak, just unscrupulously showing off her IQ of 210, she took a sip of the water in front of her, and said leisurely, "Of course, if I come forward and allow anti-social and anti-human jihua, then the success rate of my escape must be 100 percent, although I can't beat you in terms of force value of forty combined, but you don't beat me more than forty IQ." ”

"Second, first of all, I live here very happily, the ancient oriental country is very mysterious, very interesting, and food and accommodation are all free, there is such a good thing, I weishenme want to go? Secondly, when I learned of the defeat of the council, I knew that my dear Adal Shu was unlucky, and the chance of dying somewhere was more than seventy percent. Running back in the current situation, unless I come forward, it would be a joke to expect Elena to turn the tide with her character. ”

"And, ah, I hate that group of guys who are of the same race as me, but their IQ is not high, but they are surprisingly arrogant, I have always been very incomprehensible to them whether they have the ability or not, whether they want the strength or not, who gave them the capital to go out and pretend to be forced everywhere!? Because I don't want to get along with this group of mentally retarded people, as soon as my 200th birthday passes, I will move out and live on my own, anyway, with my ability, unless I have amnesia one day or become a vegetative person. Otherwise, Elena will definitely not starve to death. ”

"Listening to you is tired and panicked, I want to always make it clear that what you say actually refers to the body in front of me, believe me, this is really not an easy thing." Han Xu rubbed his temples.

"Admit that you have a low IQ, it's not a shameful thing in front of me, I won't laugh at you." Sophie was not at all afraid of Han Xu, who had been fierce to her master before, and that natural tone almost blew up Han Xu.

"Okay, so I have an idea of the problem you're having right now, so I'm curious if you came up with an idea in that flash of inspiration? Although I have already thought of seven or eight jihua who can't be on the table, but according to my calculations. With your IQ, even if you were given ten years, you wouldn't be able to think of any of them. So I'm really curious which one you have in mind. ”

"I'm going to hell." Han Xu accepted his fate, it seemed that the girl he knew either had an extremely vicious mouth or was this kind of frank strange creature who didn't know what euphemism was, so over time he formed antibodies.

Sophie was stunned, this is rare. Because it shows that she is thinking seriously about the situation. I thought Han Xu was joking with her. But look at the serious look in Han Xu's eyes. She again denied the plan.

When an IQ monster with an IQ of 210 starts thinking with all his might. Then it was definitely a terrifying thing, Han Xu seemed to hear the sound of some confidential parts running at the speed of light in her brain! Three seconds, she thought for three seconds! You know, when she first provided the core parameters of nuclear fission, she only thought about 1.25 seconds. The abbreviated formula for nuclear enrichment and portability also took her only 2.27 seconds! It is no exaggeration to say that these three seconds were enough for her to construct a theoretical model of the Big Bang in her mind!

"If you're not kidding, if you can, please bring me a postcard of death or an autograph. In addition, if you meet the fallen angel and Satan, please be sure to take a picture of them, I want to deduce from them the appearance, physical fitness, bloodline, and genetic makeup of God......" Sophie said seriously, "If I get all these important parameters, I think I can create a new human with more than 70% resemblance to him in three hundred years." ”

"Stop! I'm sorry to disappoint you, I went to the Chinese style, and it's very likely that I won't see the two great gods you mentioned...... And are you sure that you won't face a frenzy of hundreds of millions of Christians when the time comes? Han Xu's facial muscles twitched, he had completely lost the confidence and motivation to provoke this terrible woman. Han Xu felt that if there was really Zeus, God or something on this shijie, then it was best to take this goblin now, otherwise, sooner or later, they would be driven off the altar by this madman one day!

"Well, it's okay, I've thought about it a long time ago, and I'll write down this Genesis invention in your name when the time comes, remember to thank me." Sophie shrugged her shoulders indifferently, and then Han Xu burst into tears in an instant, and she couldn't stop it.

He can see that even if you mess with a Jurassic dinosaur, don't mess with a dangerous person with a high IQ! It's too easy for them to kill someone, and they don't see blood when they kill people, they are obviously murderers, but he can still stand in the crowd and watch and slap and applaud......

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore, my Shijie's three fat people are carrying a nuclear bomb and launching a suicidal charge against Oba Donkey, which really gives me a headache!" Sophie dropped a sentence, then ignored Han Xu's stunned expression, and quickly entered the switching personality mode.

Han Xu couldn't help but have a scene in his mind, Jin Sanfat's handsome face pursed his lips, shouting Long live the holy war, and the expression of a person carrying a nuclear bomb in tons against the striding meteor of the Oba donkey, just thinking about Han Xu felt that the egg hurts.

Sure enough, Shijie, a genius and a madman, is not something that ordinary people like themselves can understand!

Just thinking about the complicated relationship on Sophie's side, Elena woke up with a light snort, and as soon as she opened her eyes, she saw Han Xu who was less than thirty centimeters away from her at a glance.

"Huh!" Almost a conditional reaction, Elena quickly squatted down with her head in her hands, making that cute little movement in her mouth, and her body trembled.

Han Xu was stunned for a moment, then couldn't cry or laugh, and suddenly a bad taste surged up, and he picked up her chin with a finger. Elena trembled and looked at Han Xu timidly. Han Xu found that she was looking at herself with that expression of despair, horror, fear and 'well, come and save me, I'm going to hang', tears rolling in her big watery eyes, making people have no doubt that she might be able to burst the Yellow River in the next second.

Looking at her like this, and thinking about Sophie, who had to be buried with 300 million people as long as she hung herself, Han Xu suddenly fell in love with this timid and cute girl who was not scared, and belonged to the kind that loved her to death! He decided to get her a card halterneck when he had time, and a big word was written on it: Han!

This is Young Master Han's private belongings, if anyone dares to bully her without long eyes, Young Master Han will torture him to death in minutes! Whoever he is! In order not to see that terrible Sophie, Young Master Han let it go! (To be continued......)

PS: It's a sinkhole or a foreshadowing, and it's definitely not pleasing to send it out in two paragraphs, so it's two in one. By the way, I drank a can of beer yesterday and was poured down by myself, this wine is really urine......