What is the easiest thing in this world to deceive you? Answer: Your own eyes and ears!

I was deceived by my own sensory cells, and I was deceived by this little girl who claimed to be Chi Tiantian. I used to hear people say that the more beautiful a woman is, the more she will deceive people, but I don't believe it, but now it seems that this sentence is still well-founded.

Britney is very beautiful, and it is not too much to describe her with the word beauty. At the same time, she is also very good at deceiving people, and it is also appropriate to analyze her with the idiom of fox charm. She was very obedient and worked hard for the first two days of her arrival, but it was only two days, and after two days, her ugly nature was revealed.

"Xiao Chi, go and help me bring the bag of dog food in the cabinet, I'm too busy right now." At the moment, I'm taking the temperature of a Tokyo pug that I have deposited with me, and measuring how much medicine to use on it.

"No, don't you see that people are busy right now? You can't take it yourself! Britney didn't raise her head to deal with me, yes, she was really busy now, and she was busy drawing her eyebrows in front of a small mirror.

"Oh, I said you don't pick a time for makeup, it's working time!" Although I was a little annoyed, I didn't have a seizure, and besides, what is it to be angry with a woman, not to mention that the other party is still a first-class beauty. If others see this, they may criticize me, saying that I don't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, and some people with ulterior motives may take advantage of this to slander me for abusing my power and taking a green onion as an ivory.

"I hate you, Brother Yu, you're annoyed!" What the? Dare to say that I am annoying! I'm your boss, you're eating under my roof now, even if you refuse to bow your head, you still have to have at least respect! You're okay now, not only do you turn a deaf ear to my commands, but you even pick on me, don't you? Believe it or not, I opened you! But...... But for the sake of your brother Yu's sincere call, I'll forgive you once, but don't take it as an example, don't you know what it means, right?

"Okay, okay, you go on, you go on! Isn't it okay for me to come by myself? "Alas, I really can't stand you, girls are the most unprovoked when they play sex.

"If you want me to help you, you can do it, but you have to promise me that you can't call me Xiaochi in the future, only my second uncle will call me that!" It turned out to be such a trivial matter for a long time, why is this girl so cautious.

"If I don't call you Koike, then what do you want me to call you?"

"Tiantian, at home, my parents, and grandparents all call me that."

"This can't be done, I can only be your brother at most, I don't dare to be your elder."

"You...... You hate it, who made you my elder, I can't count my own seven aunts and eight aunts, why do you want to ...... If you call me Tiantian, I'll die! The little girl pouted at me dissatisfied, "Cut, don't think that I will be afraid of you in this way, I will surrender." Telling you that if you don't scream, you won't scream, and you won't scream if you die, this is a matter of a man's position, and you can't make concessions no matter what. I don't care if you're a beauty or not, even if you're a beautiful C-woman, it's useless, I'm still ...... Do you think this chick could be a C girl?

"Okay, Xiaochi, if you don't pull it, I won't force you! But you have to be careful, I'm a person with clear rewards and punishments, impartial, beware of me deducting your salary, I'll tell you! ”

"Buckle it, deduct it, anyway, I don't care about that salary, it's not uncommon for you to deduct it all!" Britney raised her eyebrows at me, looking very arrogant and rude. I rub, you don't care I care! I know your family is rich, but what if you have money, don't you have to work for me now! I'm your direct boss, and your power of life and death is in my hands, as long as I'm not happy, you can immediately roll up and get out of me. That one...... She doesn't seem to have my bedding here.

"Hey, I said that little ...... Tiantian, you weren't like this two days ago, why did you suddenly ...... Excuse me, if there is anything I have done to upset you, but I have nothing to displease you with! I didn't deduct your salary, I didn't let you do rough work, and I didn't call you five or six, why do you say that you don't even want to give me such a little effort! "Yes, being a boss and doing what I do is nothing to say, to say that it sounds good, this is called sympathy for subordinates and caring for employees, and if it is ugly, I am called a nest.

"yes, there's nothing wrong with you, but what's wrong with me if I just don't listen to you? You hit me, you hit me! But as long as you dare to fire me, I will immediately go outside to spread rumors and make trouble, just say how the boss here is so cruel and unkind, how he is so arbitrarily expropriated and extorted, miserable, deducting the wages of subordinates, beating and scolding employees at will and not giving them food. Who else would dare to come to you to apply for a job when you see it! "Obediently, where did I offend this eldest lady, how can you slander me so indiscriminately? Am I really the evilless, lawless scoundrel you speak of? Is there a villain like me? Have it? Have it!

"You...... You are threatening me and intimidating me, be careful that I go to the Public Security Bureau to sue you for slander! ”

"Okay, you go sue me! My second uncle is the chief of the police station, who is unlucky when he sees it! Maybe I'll accuse you of a crime, and I'm afraid you'll be walking around without food by then! "This girl, no, this abominable woman has a smug smile at me, and I wish I could bury her in the back garden as a flower man. I see, no wonder this girl is so arrogant, it turns out to be a young lady from an official eunuch's family. As the saying goes, the people don't fight with the officials, and the arms can't twist the thighs, forget it, I'll put up with her. If you can't bear it, you will be chaotic...... Damn, is my Yu Xiaoxi the kind of person who tends to be inflammatory, greedy for life and afraid of death?

"I said, Miss, where did I offend you, you have to treat me like this? We have no grievances in the past, no hatred in the near future, the well water does not violate the river water, you take your Yangguan Road and I cross my single-plank bridge, I think we should go our separate ways and go our separate ways. Then you have worked with me for two and a half days, even if I have half a month's salary, you should go and find another job, my temple is small and can't afford you as a living Bodhisattva! "Bosses have always been angry when they fire employees, but I'm good, I'm a comet landing.

"Okay, you're trying to drive me away, haven't you forgotten what I just said? Tell you that I, Chi Tiantian, have always said one thing and the same, and what I said is absolutely counting. I bet you, as long as I step out of here, no one will ever step in again! "Brother God, tell me if I'm having a terrible nightmare, how did it turn out like this? How did this girl become like this? I remember how gentle and shy she was when she first came to apply for the job, but now she ...... I drop my heart, she is Sun Erniang!

"That'...... What exactly do you want? I can tell you, I have no wealth, and I have no color, and you can't enjoy this beautiful thing of both wealth and sex. And then there's the fact that I don't have any collateral like a title deed, and the only thing I have is this rented pet shop, and I'm telling you if you want to take it for my life, unless you step over my corpse! "See, what is heroic, what is dragon power and tiger courage, isn't it a death horizontally and vertically, eighteen years later, Lao Tzu is still a ...... I said girl, can we sit down calmly and discuss it again, it's a big deal that I'll sacrifice the hue for you to rob, anyway, you don't lack that money, just let me go of this small shop!

"What are you talking nonsense about! Who wants your broken shop, who do you think I am, a female robber and female bandit who kills people and arson? Don't be so afraid, I won't bully you. To tell you the truth, I came to you just to avoid some trouble, and I'll leave here as soon as this time is over. Don't worry, I will never ask you to pay your salary, and I will pay you in return, just pay for your room! "What is this, now I am the boss, you are the employee, have you ever seen an employee pay the boss? This is not an obvious conditioning part, yin and yang are messed up, and the donkey's lips are not right on the horse's mouth! Oops, I'm crazy, I'm really going crazy, I'm not even in my right mind right now.

"You...... Are you telling the truth? ”

"Of course, I, Chi Tiantian, am a person who does what he says! Did you see me tell a lie once? ”

"That's true, you are a very, very honest and trustworthy person!" Fuck, I want to suck my own hypocritical mouth!

"Well, in that case, I'm going to make a three-chapter agreement with you. One: From now on, I am the real master here, and you are just the one who works for me. You're my boss in front of outsiders, but you're absolutely obedient to my orders when it's just the two of us. Two: Don't let me do this or that, when I'm in a good mood, I may take the initiative to help you do some scattered things, but when I'm not happy, you'd better not disturb me, otherwise the consequences you know. Three: And the most important point is that you must never secretly have a crush on me, because I already have a boyfriend, and even if I don't have a boyfriend, I won't mean anything to you, so you can dispel your thoughts about Miss Ben! "My God, my old land, where is the reason, where is the geography! This is my home, it's my home, do you understand? It's my home! You are in my house with me in three chapters of the law, you fascist!

"Okay, well, I'll listen to you, as long as you promise to leave as soon as you're done for a while, I'll listen to you. I may have to think about the first two chapters of the three chapters of the covenant, but I definitely don't have to think about the third chapter, don't worry, I won't like you, even if you ask me to like you, I won't agree! "That's not bad, I already have a heart, a famous grass, let me have a meaning to you? Daydream about you!

"What, how dare you dislike me! You dare not want me to be such a big beauty in front of you, and now I will order you to like me immediately, otherwise...... Hum! "Oh my God, earth, what did my Jade Xiaoxi do in my last life?

Help me!!!!! ……

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