"I'm sorry, this is indeed a trick that can't be taught, and I haven't even figured out the mystery myself!"

Brother Chic stood up and spread his hands very frankly, directly breaking everyone's good ideas.

Your sister, my brother is still asking for the broken system! Do you really think I have any special abilities?

By the way, I don't know if this time I shot just now, will the broken system give the price again, and then deduct my brother's points? After all, it doesn't seem like it's okay to get something for nothing!

"Mr. Tang, xiexie, you saved my father! God knows how much I love him! ”

A middle-aged lady wiped away her tears and stretched out her right hand to someone who was thinking about it, her face full of gratitude.

"Don't say that, this lady!"

Brother Chic shook hands with her and said jokingly: "This can only be blamed on my performance being too beautiful, so it will arouse your father's emotions!" So this matter also has my responsibility, and it is an obligation for me to save him! ”

His humorous words made the lady and other audience laugh, and the old man who had recovered most of the time sitting on the chair also said with a smile: "Mr. Tang, although I can't continue to watch your performance, I promise that our family will strongly support you, I sincerely hope that you can come to the United States to develop, whether you make a record or make a movie, I think you are the best idol, if I am 30 years younger, I will definitely be willing to do sex reassignment surgery for you." ”

Forehead, sex reassignment surgery?

Someone almost fainted and plucked his ears in disbelief.

Nima, even if you like your brother again, even if you are really 30 years younger. Even if you do have sex reassignment surgery...... There's no way a goth can fall in love with you!

Listened to the old man's zuihou words. Brother Chic is really hurt internally. In particular, the old man's words were transmitted with the wireless microphone he was wearing in his ear, which caused the audience to burst into laughter, which made someone's eggs shattered!

"This ...... Ahem, friends, please remember that my sexual orientation is normal! ”

The dashing brother stammered and explained, for fear that this bad old man would bring up the topic of so-called "transsexuality" again, so he immediately shouted in everyone's laughter: "Friends, friends." Please send this gentleman off with applause and wish him good health in advance! ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The audience responded to his call, and they all applauded enthusiastically, and in the applause, the old man stood up on his own, then waved his hand at the camera, smiled gratefully at Brother Xiao, and then slowly walked out of the venue with the two security guards and his daughter.

"Friends, do we still have friends who don't have a heart?"

As he walked to the arena where he was performing, he said very seriously: "Although many people know that my performance is very good. But the life and health of each of us is the most important, so. I hope that anyone who has a serious heart problem can leave the scene early now, otherwise I am really worried about another shock incident. ”

After he finished speaking, he took a look at the audience that was very quiet, but no one took the initiative to stand up, so he nodded and said, "Okay, since there is none, then let's continue the carnival!" ”

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

The audience finally began to regain their enthusiasm and took the initiative to give him a warm applause.

"Hi Mr. Bryant, your mission isn't over yet, how can you sit on the sidelines?"

The dashing brother returned to the court, but found that Kobe Bryant actually sat back in his chair, and he immediately walked over "very angrily" and greeted Kobe again.

"Man, you're in trouble!"

Kobe Bryant got the microphone again and suddenly said proudly.

Brother Chic glanced at him, "Do you want to compete with me in basketball?" Well, I'll admit, I'm definitely not as good at basketball as you! ”

"No, no, I'm not going to compete you in basketball! That's so unfair to you! ”

Kobe Bryant explained and threw the apple in his hand, and said with a weird smile: "I think it's too easy for you to shoot one card at a time, you should try to shoot two cards at a time, that will be more difficult to defend!" ”

As he spoke, he didn't wait for the stunned dashing brother to say anything to shirk or object, and immediately shouted at the audience who were smiling and watching them spank their farts: "Guys, do you want to see the Chinese Tang's two-shot performance?" ”

"Yes!" The audience immediately replied,

"The voice is too small for Don to hear!" Kobe Bryant laughed and shouted again.

"Yes!"

"Yes!"

Twice in a row, each time louder than the other, especially zuihou's "YES" once, it was simply a heart-rending roar, and it was definitely a deafening outburst!

Nima, I'm going to be deaf!

Brother Chic smiled bitterly and glanced at Kobe Bryant, who was opening his mouth wide to resist the sound attack, you black mamba is extremely poisonous! How can you cheat like this?

"Well, you win!"

When everyone's voices were slightly quieter, but they all looked at someone with expectant eyes, Brother Chic could only shrug his shoulders helplessly, glared at the triumphant Kobe Bryant and said, "Mr. Bryant, how do you know that I will really shoot twice?"

"I ...... You, will you? ”

Kobe Bryant was still very proud to say "I just said nonsense", but suddenly his face changed, and he was surprised as if he had seen a ghost: "My God, you must be pretending, you can't be so powerful!" I absolutely don't believe it. ”

Kobe Bryant was horrified, and the audience was even more shocked, all stunned as if they had been struck by lightning.

"Oh God! How can the Chinese Don be so perverted? ”

"Oh my God, Brother Chic doesn't joke, does he? How can there be such an omnipotence? ”

"Idol, can you not be so violent? Weishenme Every time I see you, can you show a different depth? ”

……

Brother Chic didn't know how unbelievable the audience was, he grinned and sandwiched the two pokers between his fingers, and then nodded at Kobe Bryant and said, "It's still a three-digit number, the requirements are still those requirements, you have no problem, right?" ”

"Of course, no problem, let's get started!" Bryant replied succinctly.

“1、2、3”

"Huh"

"My God!"

"Oh my God!"

"How is this possible?"

……

Five seconds later, when the two bottles of drinks were directly cut through the bottles by two playing cards, and then the juice that had spilled on the ground fell to the ground, the entire Madison Stadium was literally descent, because all the spectators, even the stars, were completely shocked.

"Incredible, really incredible! Is this a warning not to come within three meters of him? ”

"It's amazing, it's unimaginable! This must be the credit of Chinese kung fu, otherwise how could Tang be so perverted? ”

"Oh my God, is this an acrobatic or a stunt? Nima, Brother Chic, do you have to scare people to death? Dude's heart almost stopped! ”

……

"Bang Bang Bang ......"

"Ahhhhh......h

The applause and cheers finally came, and the mountains came. It's just that everyone was quiet for nearly 10 seconds, it was really quiet, no one was talking, no one was sleeping or doing something unrelated to the show, they were all frightened by someone's magical performance.

Looking at the excited faces, and listening to the bursts of applause and screams that did not weaken in the slightest, the dashing brother exhaled softly, and then laughed relaxedly.

Nima, I was really lucky just now! Otherwise, my brother will almost be embarrassed!

Someone took a few deep breaths of joy, and the scene just now was easy to look at, but in fact he was all his heart, because he had never tried to shoot two cards at once, let alone chop two plastic bottles at the same time.

The sincerity just now was hard-headed, and the luck was not bad, plus the skin and heart were very strong, he actually showed that sense of ease, as if he was really sure to complete it.

"Hey, life is like a drama all depends on acting skills + luck! It seems that my brother's acting skills and luck happen to be pretty good! ”

After someone sighed in his heart, he found that the applause at the scene had gradually thinned out, which proved that everyone's passion was finally released.

So he clapped his palms and said, "Okay, the show has reached this point, and the next fruit cutting no longer needs to be done, so let's send off Mr. Superstar with applause and take a break first, I'm just in time for the next performance!" ”

In the applause, Kobe Bryant waved his hand and walked down, and the dashing brother took over the court again.

"The staff, please come up and clean the venue, and the props I just asked for can be thrown up!"

He took one look at the devastated pitch and immediately made arrangements.

Then, he walked up to Howard and said with a smile, "Dwight, was the show just now?" Do you want to compete with me? ”

Damn it, only a fool would fight against your humanoid murder weapon!

Howard's face darkened when he was asked, but how could he admit defeat immediately if the so-called dead duck had a hard mouth? Anyway, he's also a strong center for NAB!

"Man, when I retire, I'll definitely go head-to-head with you!"

He could only say this with a hard mouth.

"Haha......"

Brother Chic grinned and didn't say anything, but the audience became daxiao one after another, because everyone knew that in the face of an alien pervert who could cut plastic bottles with cards at any time, even if it was a Warcraft, he could only accept the fact that he was knocked down, not to mention that his physical fitness was not as good as the current Warcraft.

"Don, go on!"

Suddenly, a shout sounded, and Brother Xiao immediately looked back, only to see an orange NAB special basketball flying straight towards him.

"Huh, basketball? Is Don going to perform a dunk? ”

At that moment, all the viewers who saw this basketball were excited again, because everyone knew that Chinese Tang Ke was still a slam dunk master, and he was also a super master! (To be continued......)